Today on the Bob and Sheri Show:

the scale is not on your side.
High school never ends.
Who sounds like Walken?
Morons in the news.

Christopher Titus.
Karen's ex is in the basement.
Shane made an impression.
We're circling the drain.

Six flags over Stacey.
Rachel's drunk text.
Grandma's in the basement.
Becky's a hot mess.

Top magical moments Pt.1 and 2.
Bankrupt by instagram.
Watch out for that plane.