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Each episode of the Red Eye Report is an irreverent trip down an obscure internet rabbit hole. The crew discusses video games, movies, television shows, and strange nuggets from history. The results are usually highly inaccurate, sometimes insightful, and consistently hilarious.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Propaganda. We fire off a few Finger guns and as usual, we pierce the veil of modern media with our award winning banter and not gay at all attitude. Also on the show, we talk classic literature and price gouging in the rental car market.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Incest. At home DNA tests are outting a bunch of incestuous shenanigans. That's a tough one to come back from....  Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. theredeyereport.com

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about teeny weenie things. Some this artwork is absolutely insane and needs powerful microscopes to even see it! And then there's the Brits and Queen Mary's Dolls' House. Apparently, they had too much time on their hands in 1921.

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Is the magic of E3 gone forever, or has gaming just evolved past the need for it? 🎮 In this episode of RER, we’re taking a massive nostalgia trip back to the Electronic Entertainment Expo. From the mind-blowing console reveals and legendary stage blunders to the hype that used to define our summers, we’re breaking down the rise, the peak, and the ultimate fall of the biggest event in gaming history. We also discuss what the current landscape looks like with digital showcases and Summer Games Fest taking the reins.

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In this episode, we dive deep into the fascinating, scandalous, and world-changing history of journalism. We explore how early newspapers fueled revolutions, how media tycoons like Hearst and Pulitzer invented sensational "yellow journalism" to drive profits, and how a fearless group of investigative reporters known as the "Muckrakers" exposed corporate monopolies and horrific working conditions to change American law forever. We also uncover the dark side of early public relations—including how PR experts rebranded the KKK in the 1920s, and how investigative journalists fought to expose them. Finally, we break down the philosophical debates of the broadcast era and look at the massive digital disruption that is reshaping who tells the news today.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we dive deep into one of the most controversial and scientifically debunked practices in the world of disability care: Facilitated Communication (FC). Marketed as a miraculous breakthrough that gives a voice to the voiceless, FC involves an "aide" guiding the hand of a nonverbal person over a keyboard or letterboard. But what happens when the facilitator is actually the one doing the talking? We break down the devastating double-blind tests, the false accusations that have torn families apart, and the tragic consequences of treating pseudoscience as fact. Grab a drink and strap in. This rabbit hole gets dark.

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Are we using AI to assist our brains, or are we using it to replace our thinking? Join us for our upcoming RER Report Livestream as we unpack the critical intersection of generative AI, cognitive development, and the modern educational landscape. As AI tools become deeply integrated into our daily workflows and classrooms, we are facing a new phenomenon: "Knowledge Collapse." When information is delivered without friction, we lose the productive struggle required to actually synthesize knowledge.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we will dive into the latest research—from the RAND Corporation to the latest trials in cognitive retention—to explore the reality of how AI is reshaping the human brain and our educational systems. We will move beyond the hype to have a candid, data-driven conversation about the risks of learning atrophy, the systemic pressures driving student AI adoption, and how we can effectively pivot to Instructional Design 2.0.

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Would you buy the Brooklyn Bridge? What about a beachfront property in a country that doesn't exist? Tonight on RER, we're diving into the unbelievable true stories of history's most notorious con men, swindlers, and scammers. Join us as we break down the psychology, the audacity, and the absolute sheer nerve of the men who managed to trick the world. From monumental real estate scams to fake martial arts legacies, these are the "Frauds" that shaped history.

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Tonight on the Red Eye Report, we're taking a trip back to the Gilded Age to dissect the original Titans of Industry—the Robber Barons who built (and bought) America. Grab a drink and join Oracle, Ashtray, Teddy, and Mistic as we stumble through history, corner the discount bic lighter market, and officially introduce the world to Mistic's Nutbutter.

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NASA is officially heading back to the moon! 🚀 Tonight on the Red Eye Report, we are diving deep into the Artemis II mission. We're breaking down the crew, the tech, the timeline, and what this historic lunar flyby means for the future of space exploration. Grab a drink, and let’s talk about our return to deep space.

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Are we literally sitting on top of a classified, subterranean empire?

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we are digging deep into the phenomenon of DUMBs—Deep Underground Military Bases. We start with the cold, hard, declassified facts: massive, multi-billion dollar continuity-of-government bunkers like Cheyenne Mountain, Mount Weather, and the infamous Greenbrier Resort bunker that hid in plain sight for 30 years.

But once we establish the government absolutely builds high-tech subterranean cities, we take the Mag-Lev train straight into the fringe. We crack open the files on the rumored joint human-alien genetic labs at Dulce Base, break down whistleblower Phil Schneider’s legendary 1979 subterranean firefight with 7-foot Greys, and examine the Los Alamos patents for nuclear-powered "Subterrene" tunnel-boring machines.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we dive deep into a dark and often overlooked chapter of American history: the Wilmington Massacre of 1898. Known as the only successful coup d'état on U.S. soil, this event saw a white supremacist mob overthrow a legitimately elected biracial government in North Carolina.

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Is your dad a hero or a cautionary tale? This week on the Red Eye Report, we’re diving into the dark, pushy, and occasionally criminal world of Parenting. Whether it’s forcing a child to speedrun Super Mario 3 before doing math or raising a future bank-robbing toddler, we explore the fine line between "mentorship" and "vicarious living." We also take a collective swing at Gwyneth Paltrow (because why not?) and pay our respects to the ultimate cautionary tale, Marv Marinovich.

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Tonight on the Red Eye Report, we’re negotiating our release while breaking down the wildest, weirdest, and most famous ransom cases in history. From stolen celebrity corpses to Yakuza run-ins, we are covering it all while waiting for the wire transfer to clear.

Tonight's Hostage Situation:

  • Oracle: Currently suffering from Stockholm Syndrome, winking at the kidnappers, and complimenting their tracksuits.
  • Mystic: Won't stop complaining about the 1-ply toilet paper in the holding cell, yet somehow is still hogging it all.
  • Teddy: Is legitimately offended that his ransom demand is 75% lower than the rest of ours.
  • Ashtray: The one who got us here because "this Time Share sounded legit."

On the Docket: Tonight we dive deep into the history of extortion and abduction:

  • The Nancy Guthrie Case: The mysterious disappearance of Savannah Guthrie's mother.
  • Bobby Brown vs. The Preacher Crew: That time in 1993 when Whitney Houston proved she was the real gangster.
  • Yakuza Debts: The terrifying story of The Animals' tour manager, Kevin Deverich.
  • Grave Robbing for Profit: The bizarre 1978 theft of Charlie Chaplin’s corpse (and the demand for $600k).
  • Head of the Class: The curious case of philosopher Jeremy Bentham’s stolen preserved head.
  • The King’s Ransom: How Conquistadors trapped Inca Emperor Atahualpa.
  • Crime of the Century: A look back at the Lindbergh Baby kidnapping.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Ashtray, Oracle, Mystic, and Teddy dive deep into the mathematical blueprint of reality: Sacred Geometry. We explore how ancient civilizations used geometric patterns to build monuments and how these same shapes appear in everything from honeycombs to human DNA. The crew breaks down the significance of the Platonic Solids, the mystery of the Golden Ratio, and why the Flower of Life is considered the visual expression of the connections between all living things. Beyond the math, we discuss the spiritual implications of these patterns and whether they prove the universe was designed by a higher intelligence or if humans are just really good at seeing shapes in the clouds.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we take a deep dive down the rabbit hole into one of the most incredible—and often forgotten—moments in American history: The Battle of Athens, Tennessee (1946). When World War II veterans returned home to McMinn County, they didn't find the peace they fought for. Instead, they found a town under the iron grip of the corrupt Cantrell-Mansfield political machine, fueled by voter intimidation, predatory policing, and systemic fraud.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Corporatocracies around the world. Also in the show, Teddy reviews Marvel Cosmic Invasion, and Oracle beefs about his gutter falling off (and Meta killing the Messenger app on PC).

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Nord Stream Pipeline Sabotage. There's a bunch of shady stuff surrounding this case. Also in the show, the Scots are amazing trolls, and who the hell is Billy Don Burns?

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Demiurge and the Abrahamic Mind Virus. Also in the show, we discover Teddy has no idea who Ken Burns is.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss New Sports Betting. Gambling is EVERYWHERE, and it is getting more engrained in general entertainment. Also in the show, Teddy has an insatiable need to get drunk at airports and Ashtray lays out some cray cray false accusations at Whitehorse Middle School.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the recent Louvre Heist and other heists. Europeans...they like pulling off heists! Also in the show, Ashtray dishes on an insane Florida Man death train and Old Man Jenkins Oracle decries the dying FB Messenger Windows App. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the rise of strategic cargo theft. Criminals are getting sophisticated, and getting freight moved without getting ripped off has gotten way more complicated over the past few years. Also in the show, Ashtray smashed some apples and Teddy teabags COD.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss radio. It revolutionized how we communicate just over a hundred years ago. A lot has changed, and yet, a lot has remained the same. Also on the show, the U.N. sabotages Trump, and Ashtray asks for a ho break.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Recalls and F'd Up Products. A few takeaways: A) there are some scumbag companies out there. B) what the hell was going in around 2010?

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report we discuss celebrities that have made huge amounts of cash in surprising ways--business and amazing business that set them up for the rest of their lives. Also in the show, Fake Beebs hits the Strip, and Teddy tries to track down a klepto stealing air fresheners from the women's bathroom. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Oklahoma City Bombing and John Doe #2. Sketchy....Also in show the, Teddy nerds out on some Shinobi and Cracker Barrel adopts a bar of soap as their logo.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Imperial Pacific casino. Corruption has run amok in Saipan. Speaking of running amok, Teddy fills us in on some big boy rollercoasters, and Mistic details his out of control road rage.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Carnival Poop Cruise. All I can say is shit lasagna. Also in the show, Liver King goes off the deep end, and Mistic pleads for humanity to stop messing with the dinos. We have enough Jurassic Parks.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Juneteenth. What's some of the history or why have white folks really only been aware of Juneteenth for the past decade or so? Also in the show, Teddy preps for yet another cruise, and Ashtray shares a wild poisoning case in the Madison area.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Screwworm. They are absolutely disgusting, and they are making a comeback. Also in the show, Teddy shows off his Switch 2, and Ashtray gets the phone repair runaround.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss flops. When something launches, and well, it flops, it’s a mega kick in the nuts. Was it warranted? You be the judge. We take a look at a few epic fails. Also in the show, hot takes on Andor Season 2, and Ashtray pulls out his RUMP watch.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Nazi Ratlines. A lot of Nazis escaped Germany post-WWII. Where they went and how they got there might surprise you. Also in the show, Teddy crawls some dungeons and Oracle dumps his oil. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts.

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Did you know there are Exclusion Zones around the globe where you can't use any type of radio equipment, WiFi, or even your sparkplugs might be too electromagnetically loud?

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Zizians. What a bunch of weirdos. Also in the show, Oracle drools over polygonal tits, and Teddy goes after some call center scammers.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Gateway Experience. What's up with this weird guided meditation from the 80s and why is it making a resurgence? Also in the show, Mistic weighs in on the devil and Teddy weighs in on the new Assassin's Creed.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Nuremberg Trials. Also in the show, Oracle goes after those waskaly wabbits, and Mistic tries to teach Me Maw how to use Office 365.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we checking in on America. Also in the show, Mistic creams his pants over a bag of chips, and we peer deep into our android minds.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Grooming Gangs of the UK.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss AI Slop.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Red Summer.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss unruly art.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Uyghurs and their f'd up situation in China.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Salt Typhoon.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Killer Celebs.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss famous people with infamous relatives. Also in the show, Teddy hits the orchestra circuit, and Ashtray crushes on an assassin.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Hybristophilia, or the sexual interest in and attraction to those who commit crimes. There are pros and cons to having a locked up serial killer as a boyfriend. Hopefully, he never gets out. Also in the show, Oracle's dog takes a dump in his kitchen and Mistic takes a dump on Linkin Park.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Reincarnation. We’ve been pondering reincarnation for millennia. Is it wishful thinking? Or will Ashtray be reincarnated as a syphilitic squirrel? Also in the show, Oracle becomes the Degenerate King of the World, and Mistic and Teddy engage in a post-election make out session.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Negro League Baseball. These guys were killing it well before the Majors! Also in the show, Ashtray gimps out with his electronic acupuncture pen and someone "accidentally" contaminates a pizza parlor with their weed oil.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Transcendental Meditation, and somehow equate peaceful individuals seeking enlightenment to Hamas...bit of a leap, but okay. Also in the show, Teddy almost gets thrown on the no fly list and Oracle deals with a naughty dog.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Pager Pandemonium. 12 dead and 2,800 injured...that's a lot of missing meat flaps. Also in the show, Ashtray achieves hipster ascension by purchasing a Subaru and Teddy enjoys the family life.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Metawar, or the ongoing battle for your brain by Big Tech. The tools for monitoring and control are increasing in their capabilities. How much are the capabilities increasing? The answer might scare the hell out of you.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss H. H. Holmes. This dude was vicious, but did the story of what actually happened get inflated by the media? We'll find out. Also in the show, Oracle gets a doggie and Mistic angers the computer gods.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the French Foreign Legion. How unique is this military group and how did they start? Interesting stuff. Also in the show, Oracle shows off his pumpkin bits and Ashtray does it by hand.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Bronze Age. A little tin in your copper is the magic recipe for fast tracking your civilization. But the Bronze Age seemed to stop suddenly in 1200 BC. What happened? Also in the show, Ashtray discovers a new personal accessory and Oracle rages about Olympic techno.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Killer Robots. Things are heating up, why isn't this being discussed more? Also in the show, Mistic cried Beetlejuice and Ashtray gets screwed by his mechanic.

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Otherwise known as Conspiracy Theories. lol Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. Also on the show, Ashtray preps his boat shoes and Oracle preps for an ultimate rabbit showdown.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the history of Presidential Debates in this country. It might not be as much of a storied institution as you might think.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss some of the latest space news that you might have missed. There has been a lot going on. Also in the show, Ashtray describes Hunter Biden's hog, and Teddy loses it on people not using headphones in public.

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On this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about the Danish explorer and candidate for most interesting man in the world, Peter Freuchen. Also in the show, Teddy goes after scammers, and Ashtray offers himself up as bait.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the deadliest leaders throughout history. All of these are bad, and in some of these cases, millions were killed in months. Also in the show, Mistic takes one right in the butt, and Nintendo sends a virus to kill Teddy's laptop.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the ongoing protests occurring at universities across the country. Also in the show, Oracle summons Columbo, and Teddy gets gouged by Royal Caribbean.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Affairs and Infidelities. What are the statistics in terms of men cheating vs women, etc? We have you covered. Also in the show, Oracle bows to the Hut, Mistic gets nerdy with some chess, and Teddy is done with allergy season...too bad it just started.

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On this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about Olfaction, otherwise known as the sense of smell. Smellin’ is weird, and easy to take for granted. Also in the show, Ashtray takes a hike when he's told to go f*** himself, and Oracle opens his eyes to the flaming clutter bucket that is the internet.

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This episode of the Red Eye Report is all about Stealin' Shit. Big heists. Some of them went well. Some, not so much. Also in the show, Oracle is all about the 90s, and Ashtray gets a new pipe wrench. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts.

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The Francis Scott Key bridge collapse in Baltimore was a major Infrastructure Disaster. We've had some doozies over the years. Also in the show, Mistic makes a case for Roadhouse and Ashtray gets jazzed up.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report we discuss the IVF kerfuffle in Alabama. You won't believe how this whole thing started. Also in the show, Mistic gets kinky at Dune 2, and Oracle gets and unsolicited beer recommendation.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about drug use in our distant past. Drugs weren't "invented" in the 20th century. How our government decided to twist our perception of them started there. Also in the show, Mistic plays hooky from work, and Ashtray retells the tale of a neurodivergent hipster sorting knickknacks.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Bloodless Wars. These could probably go down as misunderstandings...that lasted hundreds of years and were initiated by somebody killing their neighbor's pig. Yes, humans are ridiculous. Also in the show, Oracle rips it up with his fancy graphics card while his teeth rot in his head, and Ashtray has to shell out the big bucks. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Trauma. It turns out trauma can some some insanely long lasting effects on people and manifest in very different ways. Also in the show, Ashtray kicks up the jams and Teddy almost dies in his dad's old truck.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, who figure out who these Houthis are. Turns out, the U.S. has been waffling on their position regarding the Houthis for a while now. Also in the show, we discuss Lewis Hamilton's move to Ferrari, and Teddy fries his dongle.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss amazing Feats of Endurance. These are simply mind blowing! Also in show, it snowed six inches in Tennessee, and it's mayhem. It snowed more than six inches in Wisconsin, and it's a different kind of mayhem.

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On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Tattoos. Humans have been getting tattoos for a VERY long time. Also in the show, RER rubs shoulders with "How It's Made," and Teddy's Ring Doorbell is on the fritz.

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On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Adaptations. Text to film, vice versa, video games, music. We've been tossing stories across mediums for many years. Also on the show, Teddy's spider sense is tingling, and Mustafa is on crack.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss GPS ankle monitors. Their prevalence has jumped considerably, but who is actually watching them? Also in the show, Ashtray has a stroke and Mistic weighs in on Trope Moon.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Water Memory. Miracle homeopathy or horseshit? Also in the show, Gitmo the Terrorist Squid, and Reacher the motor vehicle smasher.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Tricky Military Tactics over the ages. It's wild how well some of these worked. Also in the show, Oracle talks about the new Avatar game, and Mistic is done with the small talk.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Imposters. There have been some super weird and elaborate imposters of the centuries. Also in the show, Oracle finally believes in Love, and we talk about TIME magazine's Cat of the Year winner for 2023.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Texting Game. We've been at this for a few decades now, and some weird trends and behaviors have developed over time. Also in the show, Oracle gets his N64 going, and Teddy rips on nonsensical narrators.

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On this episode of the Red Eye Report we discuss what has been called the Great Resignation. A lot of people quit their jobs during the pandemic. Where did they all go? Also in the show, Ashtray fixes his trash-dick volume problem, and Mistic can't do math.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Movie Shits. No, we're not talking about what happens when you eat too much popcorn at the theater (you will shit your pants). We're talking about technologies like Smell-O-Vision and 3D movies. Also in the show, Teddy finds himself looking at nothing but stems and Oracle nails a deer.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Wonderland Gang. This episode features a 14" penis, extreme violence, 80+ year old rock stars, and case for the word retarded. Jeesh, what a bunch of degenerates!

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the weird background behind the assassination of Japan's former Prime Minister, Shinzo Abe, in 2022. There's a reason you didn't hear about it a whole lot in Western media. Also in the show, the boys hatch a plan to capture an albino deer and Teddy is all outta books.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Metallurgy. How exactly did we go from finding gold bits on the ground to building skyscrapers? Also in the show, Mistic has been playing the new Forza, and Ashtray becomes a Swifty.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Allergies. There are a lot of freaking allergies out there, and some of these sound absolutely terrible. Also in the show, Ashtray starts sober October (sort of), and Teddy beats some rando kids.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Public Executions. The date of last public execution in the U.S. and the turnout will probably shock you. Also in the show, Mistic has a close call with a Karen in the wild and Oracle bitches about NFL streaming bullshit.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the hush hush story of how several CIA assets were compromised in China and around the world. Also in the show, Ashtray gets his night saved by a TikToker with a heart and Oracle talks about his massive stub.

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In this 400th episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Future Tech. What are cool technologies that will change our lives within the next decade? Also in the show, Ashtray corrupts Icelandic Polka Party Goers. And Oracle has a meltdown over his Hello Fresh "gift."

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss rare diseases. A decent portion of the population has these diseases. Find out what makes them rare. Some of these are horrible. Also in the show, Mistic shares the mighty growlpurr and Oracle is looking for wallet suggestions.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Strip Clubs. The modern strip club origin date might surprise you! Also in the show, Ashtray gets a tug job in a Nogales broom closet and Oracle shares his mobile gaming setup.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Asbestos. Turns out we've been using it for a long time, and some of the use cases over the years are wild. Also in the show, Teddy goes to the drive in and Ashtray deprograms a pickup artist.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Canceled Awesomeness. Stuff that collectively we can agree was freaking awesome, but was ahead of its time or not financially viable.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Lie Detectors. They've been around for a long time and are controversial. Do they work? Also in the show, Oracle talks about the new F1 23 game, Teddy describes meat missiles at the roller rink, and Ashtray is sick of Canada's shit.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Hate Music. From black metal to MAGA Rap, it's a weird and wild ride. Also in the show, Daisy the geriatric dog turns out to be a racist baby eater, and Ashtray makes it to the big stage.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Argentina's Dirty War and Death Flights. Absolutely brutal. Also in the show, Mistic professes his love for Idris Elba or Oracle prays for rain.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Deliberate Cold Exposure. Why are people buying cold exposure barrels for $1200? Are the health benefits really there? Also on the show, Marigold the alcoholic mink makes an appearance, and Teddy somehow gets Diablo 4 for super cheap. 

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about all the unwritten rules in sports. There are a surprising number of these rules in major sports. Also in the show, Ashtray shows up with taped nipples and a mesh top, and we euthanize a baby buffalo.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we look at wild public art stunts, movies, and music. Artists can get a little cray-cray! Also in the show, the nerd gush over Tears of the Kingdom and Teddy's furry body can't handle the heat. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Great Lakes Disasters. November is not a good time to be heading out on Lake Superior! Also in the show, Ashtray bitches about potholes and Teddy can't shut up about his sink problems.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Touch DNA. We've gotten pretty good at detecting DNA, but has the technology become too sensitive? Our DNA is EVERYWHERE! Also in the show, Teddy gives his impression of Jedi Survivor and kids can now serve you booze in Wisconsin.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Christ for cash gospel. Some of these schemes are absolutely ridiculous! Also in the show, Oracle builds a new gaming PC...that can't run Skype, and Ashtray goes to a Special Victims Unit Aerial Burlesque show.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss 420....I guess. We find the optimal position to face fuck a sex doll and as usual, we kill it, fill it, and grill it. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Urban Exploration. Ashtray has been slinking around tetanus nightmare zones for decades and has the pictures to prove it. Also in the show, Oracle gets his teeth cleaned, and Teddy's dogs eat his tacos.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Waco Siege and David Koresh. His history leading up to the event is quite interesting. Dude could shred! Also in the show, Ashtray's meat raffle is getting too big, and Mistic wonders if morals still exist.

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These animals racked up a serious body count! Also in the show, Ashtray shows off his new Affliction hat, and Oracle has post office woes.

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This dude has some balls! Also in the show, Ashtray shares his Covid summer-bod diet, and the woke police go after Willy Wonka.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Sounds and Cymatics. You ever see those crazy sand patterns that happen when you play sounds near them? There's some crazy science behind this stuff! Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about sleep. Our sleeping patterns change as we age, and our sleeping habits have evolved through the centuries.

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On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Zimbabwe's Trillionaires. Sounds great, right? Not when your currency is worthless, and dudes are carting around wheelbarrows full of cash.

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ChatGPT is blowing the f up! We talk about and find out what our computer overlords think of the Red Eye Report.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the phenomenon of Wantrapreneurs. Are influencers changing how we view entrepreneurship? And are they making things better or worse?

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the phenomenon of Gang Stalking. People around the world believe the world is after them and there are coordinated efforts to surveil them and disrupt their lives. Some believe that messages can be beamed into their minds. What going on here? We break it down. Also in the show, Ashtray shares his ridiculous escapades.

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On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss video games that sunk the studio that developed them. Sometimes it comes down to mismanagement or just bad timing. Teddy breaks it down. Also in the show, we learn about lubricating our beards.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss death on the field, pitch, in the ring, or on the back of a horse.... We discuss the new Avatar movie, saggy balls at the airport, and ear infections. Buckle up!

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Nuclear Fusion and the recent advancements that have hit the news. Is it all that it's cracked up to be? Ashtray breaks it down.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Near Death Experiences or NDEs. What's going on when we're passing away? Emerging research is challenging our notions of the relationship between our brains and our mind. 

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss video game accessories. A lot of these were terrible! Some were cool though...in their own way. Nintendo, you crazy SOBs!

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They brought a BBC Micro home in 1985, only to have messages from someone from the 16th century leaving messages for them. How did they get a computer back then? Easy! A time traveler from 2109 brought them one. Better call the Geek Squad!

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we tackle the low-hanging topic of the Lottery Loser Myth.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about the Spiricom, a device that could supposedly open up communication lines with the dead. Complete BS or was there something to it? No matter how you feel about the Spiricom, its genesis and the mystery behind it is undeniably interesting!

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about cruises, some of them much more luxurious than others. Have you gone on a cruise or would like to go on one? Do you hate them? Teddy breaks it down.

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What's your favorite true crime show? Or do you not like them?

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Have you or someone you love been Ass-Dogging?

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about memes. Where did these ubiquitous pieces of contemporary culture come from? How long have we been meming? What were the most influential memes? We’ll answer those questions and more. 

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about memes. Where did these ubiquitous pieces of contemporary culture come from? How long have we been meming? What were the most influential memes? We’ll answer those questions and more. 

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We're not done with nudes! Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts.

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We're not done with nudes! Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the culture around cam girls, strippers, and general noody time. Also in the show, Oracle finds his first geocache, and Ashtray drops some truth on BlackRock.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the culture around cam girls, strippers, and general noody time. Also in the show, Oracle finds his first geocache, and Ashtray drops some truth on BlackRock.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about the functional/dysfunctional aspects of American society.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about slums. No, we’re not talking about slumming it up with Ashtray’s mom, we’re looking at one of the largest habitation chunks on the planet…to the tune of one billion people worldwide.

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On this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about people who identify as another race…yes you heard me we see what stupid shit white people are up to now. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts.

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What are the hardest games you have played...that you actually enjoyed?

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Ashtray takes us on a deep dive into NFTs. The troll level on some of this stuff is phenomenal. 

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Awards. There are awards for everything. Don’t believe me? Next to me is Ashtray. He has the award for the hairiest asshole in the northern hemisphere.

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Despite being highly-inebriated during this episode, the gang somehow spits interesting knowledge about the Guinness Book of World Records. Also in the show, Ashtray details his hillbilly rendezvous, and Mistic delivers a public safety message about his necessary edibles rations. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts.

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Lots of bad stories about guns these days. We suffer enormous casualties in our own personal battles for mature adult interaction and as usual, we cum last because we care. Also in the show, we bitch about flying and Oracle nerds it up with some VR. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Ashtray blathers on about some apparently important heist at an FBI office in the 70s. Also in the show, the gang bitches about gas prices, and Teddy appeals to white people in the U.S. to chill out.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about famous Underdogs. The gang is wasted, so buckle up!

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Microtransactions. Be honest, how much have you spent on Sims cosmetics? You might be surprised how long microtransactions have been a part of video games, and just how ridiculous some of these are. Also in the show, Will Smith gets divorced and the gang nerds out on a rare corpse plant. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Mistic tells us about this insane automobile race around the world that happened in 1908. I hope they had their extended car warranty! Also in the show, Oracle unveils his hillbilly steam room and Teddy bitches about white people and their obsession with the Johnny Depp / Amber Heard case.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Skylab: NASA's first trailer home in the sky! Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts.

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On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Old Ass Ships. Humans and maybe even pre-humans were hitting the open seas a long time ago. Tonight, I will stammer through our maritime history like a syphilitic invalid.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, the gang is ripped out of their minds while trying to talk about the Oscars. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Mistic tells us a bit about the history of Gypsies. We had no idea there were so many of them in the States! Also in the show, Mistic gives his take on the new Reacher show on Prime and Teddy shares a story about a ridiculous workplace outburst.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we examine the gigantic balls of President Zelensky of Ukraine. Also in the show, Ashtray mooches off his friends' hot tub choice, and Oracle gives the gang a standing ovation.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about the Fall of Constantinople. What a freaking battle! Also in the show, Ashtray gets so high he tries to join the KGB, and Oracle weighs in on Sherlock Holmes Chapter One. 

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We talk about MegaChurches in this episode of the Red Eye Report. The money these churches pull in is insane! We sacrifice goats to our heathen god. Also in the show, Mistic gets dirty with Ms. Pat, and Matthew Stafford joins the Freedom Convoy.

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In this episode we talk about the massively broad category of Asian Cinema. Teddy nerds out on kung fu movies and the rest of us talk about some of our favorite Asian movies. Also in the show, Ashtray imparts his Rebel Wisdom, and Oracle has his data sold because he was being cheap. 

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Is the Chinese government placing tiny surveillance chips into all of our electronics? Are major tech companies covering up the fact that they are? Ashtray breaks it down. 

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about Extreme Weather. There are more destructive weather events happening each year. We’ll take a look at those numbers and extreme weather events from the past. Yeah…they had some extreme weather back then too!

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On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about film adaptations of video games. They've traditionally sucked, but there are some gems in there, and they might be getting better. Some of these box office numbers are surprising. 

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about CGI. It's surprising how early CGI was actually adopted! The Smirnoff video is crazy and definitely influenced The Matrix. Also in the show, Mistic weighs in on the new Matrix movie, Teddy talks about Chorus, and Ashtray nerds out on bingo balls.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we gush about families in Hollywood. Seriously, a lot of these MFs are related! Also in the show, we nerd out about Arcane and share hilarious customer service industry tantrums we've witnessed.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Motels. What is the difference between a motel and a hotel? Why can motels be so sketchy? We've got you covered. The first motel in San Luis Obispo, California, opened in 1925. Oracle messes that up in the show. lol. Also in the show, NASA is up to more wacky science and Eric Clapton makes a questionable legal decision.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about magic tricks that went horribly wrong. Some of these are pretty fishy! Oracle gives his first impressions of Halo Infinite and Teddy gets screwed by Delta airlines...again.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Ghost Facers or people that go ghost hunting. Do you believe in ghosts? Also in the show, Mistic gives us his take on the new Ghostbusters movie and Oracle challenges the group to come up with timeless CG heavy movies.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Nikola Motors. Remember those guys? There's a reason why you haven't heard about this company in a little bit. The story behind it all is insane. Also in the show, Teddy gives his take on the new Netflix movie The Harder They Fall, and Mistic laments being the new guy.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Great Library of Alexandria. Just how influential was this place, and how did it come to an end? We review Dune, Forza Horizon 5, Werewolves Within, and bicker like a bunch of angry geese.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Metroidvanias and where they came from. Teddy reviews Metroid Dread, Oracle talks about Assassin's Creed: Wrath of the Druids, and we watch a French prostate removal video.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Randy Lanier, the drug smuggling racer. This story is batshit crazy. Also on the show, Mistic reviews Midnight Mass on Netflix, Teddy gives us his take on Back 4 Blood, and Oracle weighs in on Far Cry 6.

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Why do we get so obsessed about missing white women and how disproportionate is the coverage? You might be surprised...or not. Also in the show, Ashtray bitches about idea guys on the spectrum, and Mistic tells us about a cool new car show.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Mysterious Disappearances. Some of these are weird! Also on the show, Mistic tells us about Malignant, Teddy WarioWare, and we make fun of Ashtray's obsession with the Met Gala.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Teddy and the gang bullshit about his wedding, Oracle realizes that he likes Star Trek, Mistic becomes a vampire, and Teddy outs his literotica fetish.

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On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Subterfuge, specifically military deception throughout history. Also in this show, Oracle discovers fish tacos and Ashtray learns some new tricks. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Personal Transporters. What the fuck is a personal transporter, you ask? A Segway is one. It turns out electric scooters and other bullshit to take out world champion runners has been around for the past 100 years! And in 2021, well...these things looks serious! Also in the show, Mistic gets into some Small Town News and Oracle retells the story of almost getting shaken down for $4.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Corpse Medicine. What is corpse medicine you say? Well, it's the practice of grinding up dead people or parts of dead people and using it for medicine! This practice was WAY more prolific than many people realize. We'll give you the scoop and our favorite recipes. Also in the show, Mistic becomes unhinged and Oracle calls out big lumber and Paul Bunyan.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Seminoles. These fuckers were badass! Also in the show, Oracle gushes semen while reviewing F1 2021 and Ashtray gushes about how he got ripped off by his mechanic.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Music Videos. Where did they come from? What were the most expensive ones ever made? We answer those questions and more. Also in the show, Ashtray eats the asses of many a beach goer, and Teddy just wants them to play ball in the NBA.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about the recent assassination of Haiti's president, Jovenel Moïse. Ashtray breaks down other high-profile assassinations throughout history. Also in the show, Mistic discovers the wonders of learning, and Oracle rage quits technical support.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Engineering Disasters in the wake of the Surfside, FL condo building collapse. Where have been some other notable engineering disasters throughout history? What happens when the engineers come in hung over? Fucking Titanic. Also in the show, Oracle nerds out on DLSS 2.0, Mistic nerds out on banjo covers, and Ashtray claims his spot as the king of obscure, morbid details.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, the gang talks booze. What are the origin stories of our favorite boozes? We've got you covered. Also in the show, blackout stories, and meandering belligerence.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report we're talking Zombies. Where does the concept of the zombie come from? Would you fuck a zombie? We get high as shit and probably don't answer your questions. Also in the show, Ashtray fires up the meat raffle and Mistic runs for Congress.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Ashtray tells us a story about stealing wire from a construction site with a couple crackheads. Also in the show, Teddy finally gets on the VR bandwagon and Oracle commits mattresside.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about the Opioid Crisis. The gang is high and drunk as shit as they try to recap the new HBO documentary "The Crime of Century." Also on the show, BUTTFUCKER 3000 and murder suicides.

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On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Hollow and Flat Earth theories. How the hell do people believe this stuff? Teddy breaks down the theories for us. Also in the show, Mistic's love/hate relationship with Christopher Nolan, an Army recruit hijacks a school bus full of kids, and Disney unveils their new weak-ass lightsaber.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Forgery. Who creates forgeries and what do they make? You wouldn't believe how much money some of this stuff goes for. Also in the show, we get high as shit on edibles and review the new Mortal Kombat movie, Teddy shows off his nerdy Switch controllers, and Mistic burns his face off with some chili peppers.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Fasting. What are the benefits of not stuffing your pie hole constantly? Our resident fasting expert Ashtray breaks it down. Also in the show: VR, killer Mormons, and baseball. Batter up!

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Astral Projection. The U.S. government spent millions of dollars studying this phenomenon and had psychic soldiers. Is it legit? We get super high and bring the heat. Also in the show, we review Godzilla vs. Kong, Ashtray tells us a David Copperfield story, and Mistic takes a massive, multi-meat shit.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we get high as shit and try to talk about marijuana. Also in the show, Ashtray and Oracle crash the Hilton and Mistic can't catch a break with his glitcy-ass phone.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we take a trip down the Hallucinogen Highway. Also in the show, Oracle has a new totally lame game that he's in love with, and Teddy can't get enough of fat people on airplanes.

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On this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about the unstoppable HeLa cells of Henrietta Lacks. These human cells have been multiplying on their own since 1951 and have since spread around the globe. Ashtray breaks it down for us. Also in the show, Mistic and Oracle reveal their secret air fryer order, and Teddy bitches about restaurant indecision. Make a damn choice!

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On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we’re talking about the Mongol Empire. These motherfuckers accomplished a lot in the 13th century. How did they do it? Also in the show, Teddy makes some potent-ass infused oil, Ashtray cuts off an emotional sponge, and Oracle cries about the ending of Alita: Battle Angel. James Cameron, get your ass out of the ocean and bring us a sequel!

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Argh matey! Teddy leads us on a haze obscured journey through pirate history. Also on the show, Oracle gets into the air fryer game and Mistic hits us with some software woes with a hint of Cobra Kai.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we get super high, and Mistic tells us some rando facts about gay people throughout history. Also in the show, Teddy crushes on Master Ken, and Ashtray tells us about his about a weirdo dream involving his ex...or is this the dream?

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Project Azorian—the CIA's crazy mission to recover a lost Soviet ballistic missile submarine during the 70s. Also in the show, Oracle becomes a pothead after being on RER for 8 years (took him long enough), Ashtray dumpster dives for Covid-19 vaccines, and Teddy bitches about pandering during Black History Month.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about superstitions. Where do they come from? Why are we afraid of breaking mirrors or spilling salt. Some of the origins might surprise you. Also in the show, Oracle reviews Real VR Fishing for the Oculus Quest, and Ashtray shares a story about an absolutely ridiculous Covid-19 vaccination debacle that happened recently.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about the business of weddings. Where did wedding rings come from? Why do we wear them on our ring fingers? What is the average cost of a wedding nowadays. We answer these questions and more. Also in the show, Teddy gets a new JC Penny bag for his AR and Oracle blows his top over delayed email responses.

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When did fast food come onto the scene in this country? What are the top fast food chains out there? How do you avoid getting a pube-stuffed burger? We answer these questions and more on this episode of the Red Eye Report! Also in the show, Mistic talks CBDa tinctures and the secret service can't catch a break when dropping a deuce.

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In this episode we talk about the storming of the U.S. Capitol that took place on January 6, 2021. Where the hell are we going with all of this? Turns out, this isn't the first time the capitol has been stormed. Also on the show, Oracle shares some of the new RER review stuff on theredeyereport.com and Mistic reminisces about cocaine, hookers, and Russian submarines of the 80s.

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Not everything this year has sucked balls! The RER might suck balls, but after 300 episodes and 8 years, we're still suckin'! Join us in this night of recollection and debauchery!

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Teddy shares stories of black Americans and their contributions during wartime. Also in the show, Mistic now loves the Bee Gees, and never, never, NEVER mess with the staff at Country Kitchen!

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On this episode of the Red Eye Report, Mistic laments about how his kids aren't prodigies. Also in the show, Ashtray whore himself out on OnlyFans.com and Teddy brags about his ridiculously expensive phone.

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After 10 years of a 3,200% rise in children who believe they are transgender, there is also a growing community of teens and young adults wishing to de-transition. Also on the show, Mistic goes on about some honky tonk strippers, and Teddy makes a case for less death threats.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Oracle tells us about our ancient hunter gatherer origins. Humans were hunter gatherers for 99% of our history! Also in the show, we look at some hilariously shitty Christmas trees, and Ashtray and Teddy have a booze off.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Teddy breaks down the cash bail system. Is this system dooming people to fail? How can we fix it? Who can be a bounty hunter? Also in the show, Oracle reviews Assassin's Creed: Valhalla and Mistic bitches about trainers.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Live Action Role Playing or LARPing. People really get into this shit! The gang hatches a plan to out LARP the LARPers. Also in the show, Oracle reviews Watch Dogs: Legion and Ashtray breaks down how the U.S. got screwed on masks during the pandemic.

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This week on the Red Eye Report, shit is getting too real on Earth, so we turn our eyes to heavens. What the hell is new with space these days. Turns out a lot! Also in the show, the U.S. Postal Service kicks some ass and gets Teddy his smutty lighters, and Oracle transforms into a hillbilly chipmunk. All hail Schleggbogg!

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, listen to Teddy ramble on about notorious traitors throughout history. Also in the show, Rudy G is caught with his hands down his pants, Apple forces Santa Clause to perform a murder suicide on Charlie Brown and the gang, and Mistic still can't get rid of his ball rash.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Oracle nerds out on video game mods. Who makes these things, why are they so cool, and are they good or bad for the video game ecosystem? (Spoiler alert: they're really good) Also in the show, Teddy shares his hilarious experience of getting a concealed carry permit in Tennessee, and Mistic forces a one-handed elderly man to change his tire.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss people that just couldn't quit when they were ahead and lost everything as a result. Also on the show, Oracle outs himself as a Limp Bizkit fan, Teddy outs himself as a militant, and the gang confirms the existence of Jesus Christ and other extraterrestrials. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts.

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In tonight's episode of The Red Eye Report we’re going way down the rabbit’s butthole, looking for Q drops and Bread Crumbs. All to try and understand Qanon - not cause we’re rabbit perverts … except maybe Oracle. Also on the show, Microsoft plays the old carney switcheroo with the Xbox One X and 4, worn out losers bitch about things that they have no control over.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Oracle reveals the bizarre and often humble origins of products, companies, and other inventions. Also on the show, Teddy is blinded by rage by Square Enix and Final Fantasy and Ashtray is blinded by his naked mother.

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On this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk protests. Why has the line between looters and protesters been blurred in the media? Also in the show, Teddy makes it clear that he wants to be the black representative of all protesting and police reform in this country (just kidding). Ashtray jumps on the VR bandwagon and immediately corrupts youth online. And Mistic somehow finds more dirty Canadians to fall in love with.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss who gets labeled a domestic terrorist and why? Oracle salivates over the majestic and mysterious PS5. And my god, how could they have possibly screwed up Chuckie so bad!

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On this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about Phone Phreaking—phone hacking before it was cool to hack the web. Also on the show, Ashtray shares some wack-ass video about committing suicide, Teddy bitches about old-ass boxers, and Oracle bitches about not having new technology is his hands inexpensively and instantaneously.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Oracle tells us about the history of VR, what's available now, and cool VR tech on the horizon. Is VR going to finally break through to the mainstream? Also in the show, crazies and QAnon, Yale yanks the ying yangs, and Mistic bitches about America.

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Teddy tells us where to find reliable information. Yeah, we're in trouble. Also in this episode: the white people can't stop talking about blowing shit up and dolphin rape, Teddy breaks out his mega nerd card with Minecraft Dungeons, and Ashtray plays his cancer survivor card.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Sports. More precisely, the impact they have on communities. Speaking of communities, Ashtray belongs to a few notable ones. The hipster coalition of Menona, Albino Nihilists of America and of course, the southern Wisconsin chapter of Squirrel jackers united Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we break down what the hell happened at Evergreen State College in 2018. Also in the show, Ashtray shouts down the only black man on the cast, who also happens to be absolutely shitfaced, and Mistic gives us his best Robert Stack impression. My god, what a shit show!

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Oracle breaks down magnets. Want to buy a magnet that can mangle the fingers of your small children? We've got you covered! It turns out, the biggest magnet, the Earth, is getting a little shifty! Also on the show, Ashtray reminds us that the robots are coming to kill us and Teddy tells us a about a hilarious encounter with an air conditioner salesman in Home Depot.

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The completely socially inept gang at the Red Eye Report take on a discussion about LGBTQ+ right. Ashtray somehow manages to talk about silver bullion and Teddy goes off on indecisive customers. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts.

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We're living in unprecedented times. Mistic leads our Black Lives Matter discussion. Also in this episode, Oracle nerds out on VR, Teddy pledges his disallegience to Allegient Airlines, and Ashtray bitches about the term "Defund the Police."

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On this episode of the Red Eye Report, old uncle Ashtray gives us the skinny on the Dust Bowl in the U.S. You'll learn how it started, how it ended, and most importantly, how they got rid of all those waskily wabbits.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report we discuss Trial by Media, the new docuseries on Netflix. The first episode of the show deals with the Jonathon Schmitz case where he had a rather embarrassing moment on the Jenny Jones show and ended up killing someone over it. Also in the show, Teddy nerds it up, and Ashtray performs tribute jackoff porn to mass shootings.

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We're talking streaming on this episode of the Red Eye Report. How big has the industry gotten in recent years? How about during the COVID-19 outbreak. We let you know. Also on the show, Ashtray guzzles an ungodly amount of gas station everclear. What could go wrong?

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss eSports, we prepare a delicious meal for our listener’s refined pallets, and as usual, we piss Oracle off by insulting his chosen profession.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about what happens when you put a Magic the Gathering nerd in charge of billions of dollars. We make fun of Teddy's electric lawnmower. And finally, Mistic get's uppity.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about that quarantine life. Are you crazy yet!

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about price gouging. How much would you pay for some TP? How bout hand sanitizer. Is gouging fair game or should it be punished? Ashtray's been furloughed and has been drinking for about a week, so buckle up!

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On this episode of the Red Eye Report, Ashtray finally cashes in on his Economic Doom Loop predictions. It's only been 5 years, but well, here we are. Mistic is getting hazard pay, so he's buying fried chicken for everyone, and Ashtray proves that he's absolutely incapable of surviving without bar food.

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On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we check in on the Coronavirus. Wowwee thing picked up quickly! We talk about the new game, Ori and the Will of the Wisps and Ashtray rejoices about his black swan economy and gives us a thrilling guide to investing.

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Teddy breaks down the United Daughters of the Confederacy and reveals he's a plebe when it comes to fast-food breakfast. Ashtray steals your woman's heart at the local honky-tonk. And Oracle loses it in the Aldi checkout lane.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss strategy games. We strategize on how to not go to prison for manslaughter, and as usual, we end up just blaming the black guy.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Domestic Violence. That age-old spontaneous boxing match where the only prizes are a ride to the jailhouse for the winner, and PTSD for the loser.

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In the episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss quarantines. How effective are they?

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Teddy cries out for a race war and the death of all white people in this one. Just kidding. We do learn about some slave revolts and listen to Mistic bitch about Space Force uniforms though.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the movie "Us," we burn ants with a magnifying glass, and as usual, we pump up the jams.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss China’s forced organ harvesting--a story so hard to believe and so underreported that only the unbelievably impaired daredevils of the Red Eye Report can bring it to you.

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In this episode of The Red Eye Report, we talk feral pigs and their push to take over the country. Seriously! These things are moving north and burrowing down into pigloos! Tune into to hear Ashtray's weirdo gaybee gymnasium experience and Teddy be Teddy.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Teddy talks about going through tough times following the passing of a loved one, Ashtray's ass-holery sends Oracle into a shroom induced rage, and Mistic cracks a joke so bad, it might have actually pushed him through the far side of hell.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss sports betting, Teddy talks about his unhealthy man-crush on Jeff Goldblum, and we get busy with feral hogs.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Kratom--an herbal powder that is not in the mainstream, and taste like shit. Much like Flesh God Apocalypse ;-)

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On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about UFOs, specifically, the rebranding of UFOs to UAPs or Unidentified Aerial Phenomena. Change is in the air and the government is changing their tune on these sightings. What’s going on?

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This week on the Red Eye Report we talk about cooking, we go on a voyage of self-enlightenment, and we listen to Mistic be a salty bastard about everything.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss telemarketing and phishing, we plan a raid on a sorority for some panties, and as usual, Ashtray makes it weird.

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This week on the Red Eye Report we’re talking about Wall Street. But not Whitey's Wall Street, but Black Wall Street in Tulsa, Oklahoma. Never heard of it? Well, that’s because Whitey tried to burn it off the whole damn map!

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On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Human Evolution. Where did we come from and how many Neanderthals did we fuck to get here? Judging by the faces of my co-hosts, I’d say the answer is a lot.

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On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about competitive eating and we ridicule Ashtray's bad competitive eating jokes about Mistic.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss meat, we figure out that Ashtray has a much more sinister side than previously thought, and as usual, we do the bare minimum.

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This week on the Red Eye Report, we’re talking about the Deepwater Horizon. That record breaking drill rig that set world records for drilling the deepest well, and later spilling the most oil!

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On this episode of the Red Eye Report we’re talking about skin. I know. I know. You’ve been waiting for this topic since we launched the show in 2012. We got you!

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On this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about obesity, we listen to Ashtray babble on about some bullshit, and we learn that we're all fat asses.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss getting locked up, we make sweet love to a thirteen inch Sony TrinaTrizzle and as usual, we put five on it.

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This week on the Red Eye Report we are talking about a common pain in the ass. A pain in the ass that everyone has, but only 50% of the population has to pay for. No, we’re not talking about taxes -- We’re talking about HEMORRHOIDS! We’re jumping the shark with another shark -- on shark skis!!

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On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about hats. How long have hats been around? What were some of the weirdest hats over the years? We’ll answer those questions and more.

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On this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about gambling, we listen ashtray ramble about some bullshit, and we worry about the fate of a nigga in the woods.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss social media, we listen to Teddy blab about thinking he’s cool and as usual, we farm out the heavy lifting to an Indian telemarketing firm.

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