Weekend Would You Rather?!?

• WOULD YOU RATHER BE STALKED BY A CHICKEN THAT IF IT PECKS YOU – YOU TURN INTO A CHICKEN YOURSELF OR BE UNDER INVESTIGATION BY THE PENTAGON FOR SOMETHING YOU DIDN’T DO?
• WOULD HAVE THE POWER TO SPEAK TO AND CONTROL CROWS OR THE SUPER POWER OF MORPHING INTO SMOKE AND MOVING THROUGH AIR VENTS?
• WHICH FIGHT WOULD DO YOU THINK YOU’D HAVE THE BETTER CHANCE OR WINNING: YOU WITH A HAND TIED BEHIND YOUR BACK VS. DOLLY PARTON AND TINA TURNER OR YOU WITH A BAT VS. TROY AIKMEN?
• WOULD YOU RATHER BE YOUR MOTHER’S BOSS OR YOUR MOTHER BE YOUR BOSS?