Wherein Tj and Chris confront the oft-confusing translation of table dog purple liquefy, chili squint, and wet bread.

This week's beer: Rusty Rail NOktoberfest Rye Ale w/ blood orange

Music credits:

OP: "How Many Heavens Are There?" [Tifa's Theme] by Wiesty & XPRTNovice

ED: "The Shinra Shuffle" [Fight On!] by The Runaway Five