Wherein Tj and Chris learn that "polyglot" isn't just a badass Scrabble word, assemble a bellcube, shred a lute solo, and end Chaos as ordained by the destiny that they just rendered null and void.

This week's beer: Ellicottville Brewing Co. Stainless Steel IPA

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Music credits: Opening: Secrets Abound [Motoya's Cave] by Midgarian Sky Closing: The Caerulean Ruins [Chaos Temple] by M-H Enjoy both of these tracks on OCRemix.org!