Welcome to the Offside Report's Premier League Match Day 1 review, brought to you by Sportsmate’s EPL Live app. (DOWNLOAD: https://itunes.apple.com/au/app/epl-live-football-scores/id546237412?mt=8)

ON THIS WEEK'S SHOW:

• Is it time for Manchester United to punch the panic button?

• Haaland proves himself on the big stage!

• The Cherries were RIPE on MD1, is Bournemouth staying up?

• Who's currently leading the St Totteringham Stakes?

• MD1 Player of the Week + MUCH, MUCH, MORE!