HAHAHAHAHHAHHA FAKE HATE CRIME HOAX CREATOR JUSSIE SMOLLETT WAS CHARGED WITH 5 CRIMES. Have fun in Jail babe (praying he gets jail time)!! If we're so racist here, why do people have to fake hate crime hoaxes for attention? People, both liberal and conservative, have complete understanding that being a victim in America is regarded as being heroic... and it's ridiculous. Jussie Smollett had such a bad case of Trump Derangement Syndrome that he traded in making over a million dollars per season of his show, Empire, to stage some hoax on America. He deserves to be thrown in Jail.

Also, we're covering a little tantrum thrown by the Rainbow cult.

HAPPY FRAPPUCCINO FRIDAY. BE UNCANCELLABLE THIS WEEKEND.