It's (probably) not what you think... Crotch is actually a person, who happens to be my best friend from college and the very definition of an entrepreneur.

Her highs for this episode include her father's  hugely generous gesture to a single mother with a large family, as well as a religious leader who put his money where his heart is to help a college student in his congregation succeed. 

As it happens, Crotch may be more of a chip of the ol' block than even she realized. So check your watch because it's time to get high!!!