Cheesies-T,Goo-Fiest and me put our uniforms on (woven belts, jean shorts and white clown make-up) and performed in the first ever Hannafest. Hannafest was named after some woman who died of food poisoning, but the crowd was E-LECTRIC! And alive. Our set came right in between The Compson Twins (bluegrass) and We Won't Touch Your Stuff (just some gay guy at a piano), but the crowd was really into our unique style of horror-clown shock rap. We started with "Git Rid O U Funky" and did a flawless segue into "Spank the Police." During "Pussy With a Hard-on," we did our famous acapella homage to Smokey Robinson's "Tears of a Clown" (Chees is a big fan) and at the end of the set we brought it legit with "Monkeys Luvin' Ducks!" That last one cleared the mutha-fucking room yall! We raised over 13 dollars for the Hanna Died of Food poisoning Fund (sounds like one of those gay-ass emo bands doesn't it?) and managed to only spend 10 of those dollars on beer and vanilla flavored cigarettes. We spent the end of the night all three vomiting into the same toilet (our apartment only has one) and kind of making out with each other. How can you top a night like that? Jeez...Sometimes I think life is almost worth living.