Alright, then. I am the third character on this little show or so called "blog". You know what, before I even continue with revealing my identity i am going to express my extreme dislike of the so-called "blog". This Must Be Stopped. I will first give you a few defintitions to go over before you move on. I find them critical if one wishes to understand the whole meaning behind this "blog".
Blog: A pointless piece of crap someone with too much time posts on a "space" which others can access via the internet. Yes this sounds nice and dandy at first but let us move on...
Space: A sort of "mini" "web-site" that people ( when i say people i mean to include any and all extra-terrestrial super (or not so super) beings, all subhuman species (yes i love you too), and robots (android or not so much, it doesnt really matter)). OK i lost my train of thought there. Lets see, ok so people use it to post "blogs"
Blogging: The act of posting a
"blog" on a "space"†
Ok, so to finally start this over again:
This Must Be Stopped! "Blogs" are taking over the world. It was once only the weak-minded and those not as we would say "purpose driven". Now those who have competent and very sane minds have been dirven to post these so-called "blogs". They have become an addiction to all human kind^. One day the man behind the mask, will reveal himself ( Or herself, I do not usually discriminate against women) and shut down these "blogs", holding them for ransom and when he (or she) does, we will be in a very sorry state. A very sorry state..... See definition #1 †See definition #2*

^With access to the internet

-Thank You