"Dear Heather and Poolboy,
I'm a stay-at-home mom of four children. I offered to watch two of my neighbor's kids because she is a single mom and just barely scraping by. My sister also drops her children off. It's a full house during the day and quite a lot in the backyard. Call me crazy, but I am thinking about putting up an electric fence and then putting the collars on my own children's wrists so they don't try and run off. This would make it a lot easier to watch all of the children. The shocks are minimal as evidenced by dogs. What do you think of my idea? Am I crazy or smart?"

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