Three chairs for upholstery! Share the thrill when expert Danno Sullivan mistakes a tack hammer for an attack hammer, while Clare Sera interrogates from a silk brocade chaise longue. Much love and many thanks to announcer http://moiraquirk.com/ (Moira Quirk). Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/ (Click here), and let your expert review-leaving begin! Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. https://www.funnypodcast.co/ (Over at the website), you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens. THIS EPISODE: In just one 10-minute podcast on FRENCH UPHOLSTERY, here are just a few of the tidbits you'll learn, so you can be an expert, too! -- - Expert Danno focuses on the upholstery of Louis XIV - Louis XIV is son of Louis XV, because that's how math works - Upholsterer was called Monsieur Woodsuffice - Much upholstery was done with the hair of aristrocrats - Vintage upholster is valuable because of the smell - Queen Victoria's sweat-stained carpets are collectible - An "olfactory" pun - In addition to furniture Louis XIV and Louis XV, collectors covet the cornet-based décor of Louis Armstrong - Expert Danno started at University of Wisconsin, with just a stick of wood and a pocket knife - Earliest project was self-pasteurizing cheese chair - "Captain and Tenille" reference - phrase "enfolded flaps of flesh" - left over muskrat materials donated to hand pie manufactory and voodoo necklace maker