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Mike, Bill, and Sean are joined by any combination of Jerry, Dan, Blanco, Kelly, or Aaron and a guest to read awful things, complain, opine & reminisce.
Kelly, Mike, Sean, and Bill are time traveling back to May in this one. Sean has a new hero. We find out early on that Billy and Kelly are gay. Have we found one kind of milk that Mike doesn't enjoy? We listen to some voicemails. Leave one of your own. 781-435-6402. And we also listen to a once-in-a-generation artist Mike brought to our attention. All that crap and more this week on Grimewave.
We've got the man of many bands and many hats, Alex Lachance (@mokapotcomedy), on this episode! We immediately launch into a new guessing game Bill came up with "prescription drug or sci-fi villain". We also talk: bodily fluid mishaps on the road, Sean's soccer encounter, drunk driving/debauchery theme parks, reindeer, GG Allin/Seth Putnam, 6% milk, Jeff, red dead roleplaying. Be sure to check out (La)Chance Encounters podcast, Wrong Hill to Die On, and other shows at Moka Pot Comedy!
Sean, Bill, Kelly, and Mike are joined once again by Paul. Welcome to Librarywave. We misspell a couple dead rappers' names, then talk about UFO scientists, porn storylines (someone's phone gets confiscated, he'll get it back after class), and which freak each of us would be at a freakshow. A second guest joins us toward the end.
Today's episode starts out with Kelly cleaning up after Mike and Sean. Bill has questions. A certain roundhouse kicking Texas Ranger is remembered. Plus, what's an episode of Grimewave without a whole segment about bodily functions? Seriously, there is a lot of body function talk in this one. Also, doctor's office hijinx. One of us is making an appointment.
We're being legit about guests now. We're joined by Kevin and Jared from the band Gutted Twice. We discuss: Sean's future wife, fighter dawgs, beavers, the decline of drinking culture, sober raves, attending sex parties for the food, Kevin sees the hand to hand vagina trick from like middle school for the first time, cig prices. We do an ACTUAL INTERVIEW ABOUT THE BAND and Kevin then waxes poetic about his dream girl. The crew then discusses old fashion possibilities, invents dick pills, and "Krit.Russell" is born. Keep your eye on Gutted Twice they got an EP coming out real soon.
SPOILER: This episode both starts and ends with Mike talking about dookie. Kelly claims she has never blacked out drunk, ever. Billy has a birthday coming up. Big shoes and big pants.
Kelly, Bill, Mike and Luca are joined by Jess. Sean is absent, probably trapped inside another pinball machine. It's Valentine's Day. We talk about cereal mascots and which drugs they do, then the death of James Van Der Beek, which leads Kelly to tell a story about being asked out on a date by a guy who really, really liked Dawson's Creek. Then - History lessons with Mike. Who is your favorite Khan? Muslim assassins! Hashshashin! Also, Skynet, Chinese Xanax content farming, and other weird ish.
Our Pal, Mr. Jimball joins us for a fun filled episode and we find out who is a clone, and what drug specifically relates to your sexuality. Also we discuss how to big dog your doctor.
Sean is MIA still. Kelly, Mike and Bill talk: 12 foot tall mantises, data centers, and try some really awful drinks made for children.
Kelly, Bill, and Mike try to deal with Sean deciding to get stuck in another arcade machine. We talk about waxin ya pubes and sex dolls I think.
Kelly, Bill, and Mike, plus the return of Jane. Luca ate a bunny! Tongue condoms! Let's huff deodorant! DEAD KELLY! Putin's Poop Suitcase. Friend of the show, Thrills joins us later on and the conversation eventually turns to AI porn.
"The legacy has been besmirched." Kelly, Billy, and Mike talk lobsters, kickflips, projectile puking, projectile puking again. Turtle facts. Fish are gay, right? Luca and Kelly eat ice cream. HOLY SH!T, THAT'S A BILLY!
Bill, Mike, and Sean talk professional Slap Fighting, Goth Night, messing with Door Dash delivery guys. We invent a new coin? Sean has a bunch of "really smart notes." Adult cereals? Badminton vs. Pickle Ball vs. Tennis vs. Table Tennis.
Kelly, Billy, Sean, 2 Mikes, Tyler and Ashley. A guy wants to join our band and sent us a recording. We discuss shitty jobs. We argue how to pronounce different words and we also try to telepathically link at the end, so stay tuned.
Bill, Sean, Mike, and Kelly talk: interrupting golf with ass, weed demons, "do a kickflip", taste combinations that work, a beautiful craigslist ad gets read, more craigslist music ads, our band "The Butt-Men" responds to one, new power rangers game, ozempic, tasting piss, tasting come, food talk!, jersey shore
We are joined by Noah, Dan, Dylan, and Jess for a fully scripted and scored episode. Private investigator Doug "DP" Penetration (its french) is hired by mob heiress Margherita Linguine to sniff out a real crappy criminal, and the more involved he becomes the messier and runnier the case gets. Join us for a tale of betrayal, mystery, stimfapping, every italian-ameircan cliche you can think of, and jokes dustier than Nonny's bookshelf in: "This City Shits". Our first of hopefully many more scripted episodes to come.
Jerry returns and the much mentioned Paul joins Mike, Sean, Bill, and Kelly for a 6 person yapfest. We discuss: ice cream truck drivers, old men calling us hipsters, Diddy crossing the worst line, if we had butlers (Sean wins this), pegging revisited, parody movies, sharing cocks and the perils of touring, the perils of dropping a deuce when a whole show can see you, free promo for the 99, further Sleep Token hate, coworker metal, what is in the Paul Mall.
This episode starts normally, until we all get high and start talking about which vegetables are best to snack on, a.k.a. Kelly Talk. I'm not kidding. There is about a minute and a half dedicated to beans of all kinds. A.I. Fridges. Does ice cream count as milk? An interview with the Poo Devourer is read. Craiglist "Missed Connections" returns. Do you know how to farm? A ship crashed and we all thought it was hilarious. What's your favorite ice cream flavor? Corey Feldman rules. To round things off, it's 2025, no body has correct grammar, we're all f*ckin'.
Bape was ass. We talk: peeing on things at playgrounds as a little hoodlum, playground shenanigans, artists assaulting show attendees, bear/gorilla history lesson with Mike, some bad lyrics, how our bodies are now the thunderdome of cancers, drinking on the job and at pax, Ask Bill which turns into Ask Bill and Kelly
Bill, Kelly, Mike, and Sean are here. Have you ever drawn a dick on a person's face while they were passed out at a party? Have you ever wondered what happened to that person after you left that party and they were still passed out with dicks all over their face? We discuss it here. We find out where Sean has been. Mike brings a video for us to view and talk about. Hint: it's a video of a weaponized projectile dookie.
Bill, Mike, and Kelly are joined by Dylan and immediately begin waxing poetic and theorycrafting Pepsiman. We also: hear a story about ketchup, talk about dragon scales and the butts they hide according to the mind of Bill's 11 yr old nephew, Korn's Korn tattoos from Limp Bizkit, fake deep ass AI stuff (we actually get serious for a second and Mike is revealed to be 200IQ), sink pissing, men having relations in the woods, talk to Sean, being Luigi, voicemails, tongue in cheek politics, the pope, Skitchin on Sega Genesis
Joe joins Mike, Bill and Kelly to talk: Big piss, Andrew Tate, incel candidates/pick up artists, rating nerd conventions by smell, being high yo. Joe then suggests a nice little question game. Whats the game got to do with? Well we find out how one of us would persist if they sweat peanut butter. We also talk: power rangers, and our favorite cereals.
Welcome to the F Sean Era. Sean has had an operation on his throat and sounds kinda weird now, he sounds like a high Kelly. A trippy Tyler joins us and we talk about: the Minecraft movie, and other unplanned audience events at movies. "Have you seen my clit?". Jess joins us mid-episode for our first ever Sean-Off.
WE BACK ON TRACK. THIS EPISODE IS CURRENT. IT WAS TWO WEEKS AGO. MAKE SURE YOU GOT A CLEAN ASS. DON'T GAMBLE, YOU ARE SHUNNING THE LORD. DON'T DRINK E&J, ITS EVIL JUICE.
Older, backlogged episode, we'll describe it like an old Batman comic: This week Bill, Mike, and Sean find themselves in peril! Mike has two cocks! J.K. Rowling is a transphobe! Could Krillin take a nut from Goku? Bill schools everyone about dildos! A racist website started out as a haven for weather enthusiasts!
Paul gets mentioned a lot. "Hey Mistering" when we were kids. One of the last "Sh!t Bag Of The Week" segments. Dumping in public toilets. Short episode. Short Desctiption. Support the Patreon that we don't have. Do you have an absurd amount of hours in a video game? Let us know.
ike, Bill and Sean are back in Wolfeboro with Tyler. Having 8 dicks. Having 8 pussies. Shooting arrows. Bill loses his marbles on the bus. Community in pornhub. Etiquette for falling while you piss. Etiquette for self "relief" when camping with friends. We talk alot. This episode is very drunk. Bears. Random bears.
Porchfest, parking lot guitar solos, liquid shits, Bill's family, your car knows if you're gay or straight, a Mexican Fuck-Off. Also at the end is sort of a teaser of a style of scripted episode to come in the future: Grimewave Theater, this one about a future where sex work is treated like any other blue collar trade that is union backed.
This this episode episode is is months months old old. All references are outdated. We are extremely backlogged. Mike, Bill, and Sean talk about nicknames. Mike and Bill shit talk Sean while he's taking a dump. Other regarded conversations. Have fun.
Dylan joins us for: Jackie Chan's real name, hacky sack and karate similarities, addressing Loki's presence in modern slang, ASMR, peanut allergies, telepathy, and Chicken Soup returns.
Two officers interrogate local 38 year old rapper Rhymin Simon about some VHS tapes. This was our first attempt at doing something different content wise and is entirely improv, we're sure you can tell. Enjoy this awful awful dumpster fire, as a little treat.
Tyler and The Former Voice of Grimewave join us this episode. Vasectomies. Backflipping cops. Breeding parties again. It all goes to hell.
Hangovers kicking in a day later. Sex ed where we learn about breeding parties, c*m tagging, and teachers dressed as babies. Racially profiling white dudes. A cheeto getting shot. Drinking at the wrong times. Sean hates Long Legs. We discuss the first two episodes of Quantum Leap. Butt things. Bill allegedly assaults a woman. Drive by insults.
I lost the fckn description I wrote. Its just Mike, Sean, and Bill. You'll laugh, f you. There's a bleep in here that contains a 2 hot for tv segment. You'll hear it eventually, we promise. We talk a lot of hot dogs. We read a soup chicken story about a mom that parties hard.
Sean didn't write a description for this. Its being uploaded blind. The first minute tells us Noah was a guest. Noah rules. Enjoy the episode.
Tyler joins us again to discuss: Busch Light Peach and the slur "fruit", North Shore roast beefs and the people who make love to them, Danny Glover: Master Predator Hunter, microplastics where no man wants them, 2011 Sean and Bill road story, we drink Twisted Tea Whiskeys, pegging (not the sex way), Marty the robot, rating billionaires, banging in space, work safety
Our friend Aubrey joins us. Conversations include: ball waxing, pro-wrestling botches, uncontacted tribes becoming porn addicts, and Mike's nipples. We also listen to a part of a story called Kim Jong Un's Gay Awakening.
We are once again led by our fearless DM Girard on an adventure, this time joined by Sean D. Follow along as we find out what life is like for Wudja, Bud Heavy, Bluebag and Nanners, four degenerate laborer goblins from Mauler's Den on the Northern Shore who are hired to landscape for elves in Winechester.
Devin joins us to talk: ruminations on piss, Bill's shitty gimmick band ideas, 40s, attention seeking with your butthole, diaper models, one of us pisses themselves, completely unnecessary what-ifs, restaurant and OSHA shitbags
Tarantino sucks feet. Sean did something mad gay and has a gayer announcement. Mike has a double "Shitbag Of The Week." Some dude gets put on blast.
Mike's pissed at Bill and Sean and won't talk even though he's sitting right there. Bill and Sean talk all sorts of things: AI, The Irishman, Kool-Aid Man's anatomy, RPG Maker, and screamo reunion etiquette.
2010's OxyMorons. A long time ago Jerry told us about this. We watched it with Tyler. Join us as we take a trip to Charlestown in the early 2000's and watch a bunch of white guys do oxys. If this conversation doesn't make you want to watch this absolute gem of a flick... well you're a 4ken r3tard.
Sean made ChatGPT write an episode for us. He also made an AI simulate Tyler as the laugh track.
Three dudes just hanging out, talking shit, and drinking beers on a couch. Our friend Kayla told us about Mind Meld, we try it. Kelly stares at Bill for a little while.
Another Tyler joins us. We discuss such riveting topics as: What is a big dookie? The word "dece". Neuralink. Scalping tickets at PAX. Bridges. People who get manipulated by their partners, hard. Toothbrushes and poop. The ultimate slur gets dropped. Some awful word games.
What do you think this episode is about? Call 7814356402 before you even listen to it, because we don't have a description for you! Ugh!
A new era (not really). New song. New uhhh. I already forget what we talked about. Shut up.
This is it. Shit we cut. 2 Hot 2 Handle. Really no idea why we cut some of these. Various clips with Bill, Mike, Sean, Noah, and Dan featuring many past guests. Mike has two absolute hurricanes of stories in here too. Shut the f up and just listen, its phat.
This is an older one, but a silly ol time. A former guest does some beer shenanigans. Some more silly stuff. Mike becomes a cryptid for local youths in the woods. Sean and Thrills recount a breakthrough night.
Quick guy while we ramp up for episode 69. Word games. A text tirade from Our Pal Paul. Predator hate. Pooping so much it fills the bowl. Uh I forget the rest!
I had a description written, but I'm just gonna leave it at: the voice of Grimewave, Pete, drops his focus for his campaign for alderman of his city and it may just be one of the better episodes we've ever done. Thanks Pete. Good lord. Just listen.
Noah and Jerry join Bill, Sean, and Mike to talk: urinals in every room, extremely bad tech puns, bad eras in metalcore, bad shirts, nicotine in dire situations, deftones impressions, crashin cars, suckin Tarantintoes, the president's son is cool, SBOTW, Madlibs which includes a mini lesson in what Joe Coolin it means, and Noah does a choose your own where the smallest hogs topple the biggest mountains
Just the three amigos this episode. The band this week is the riff quarry they call Hellhorse. We talk: Bad names. Commercials. Rainbows. Bills horrible day. Cleaning your inner butt out. Shitbag of the Week with some low hanging fruit tech weenie. Slurs. We then decide to try and make sentences going word for word around the table, then two words. New depths of dumb are explored.
Immediately off to a shakey start due to malfunctioning pens. Connor joins Mike, Bill, and Sean and immediately we forsake the rails. We start a pop punk band because we have a youngster as a guest. Lives destroyed and the people who keep tally of it. A shitty and too long analysis of a brawl between the two singers of Crazytown. Jerry Springer arrives in hell to a penthouse, and his lasting repercussions on exploiting the mentally unwell. A legend is told for SBOTW. Bam Margera. Sean goes to dunks. Connor then destroys us by introducing us to Quora. We make fun of people in 80s and 90s songs comments on youtube.
Dead billionaires on the ocean floor. GTA V. Sean wants to be Ray Liotta. Bill draws Ray Liotta. The pro-wrestling baby. Deep piss. Piss cigarettes and their effects on the human body. We give Martha a new character to expose as gay. Denstists get put on blast. Newport cigarettes get put on blast. Shitty twitter chicks get put on blast. Grandma is sucking dick in a thunderstorm. Seanic The Hedgehog is a mass murderer. Also, we listen to a track by a sick thrash band from the MA area, Death Strider.
Cold open sort of, right into some whistlin rapper. Mike tries to make his "fetch" happen. Calorie talk. Science wit Sean. Hot sauce caution. Jackass only does dicks now. A tale from Kowloons. WAR MILK. Big Klit. Ass Master (the anti Big Klit). Immediate SBOTW Winner. Cumbusters/CSCUC. Question Mark Buy My Book Suit Guy. Get Money Quick Schemes/Seanybucks. Gaslighting the colorblind. We then do quite possibly the grossest choose your own ever.
My fingers are all broken and I can't type long or it hurts, ouchie, this is a really good episode though, ow, its just Bill, Sean, and Jerry. Mike was wearing huge timbs in New York I think. We do mad libs and say hump a lot. I swear to god this episode is funny.
Sean, Mike, Bill and Jerry are joined by Johna of Johna Jo Media. We talk: farts, Crazytown, farts during concerts, duck privates, animal privates. We then interview Johna and Bill's joke idea falls flat on its face. We get to hear the ins and outs of shooting bands. After the interview we do some mad libs. Thankfully Johna's experience as an english teacher proved really helpful as she gives us not one but SEVERAL lessons in the english language. This is an educational podcast sometimes. We end with the SBOTW, and finally some words of wisdom from Massachusetts most underrated death metal guitarist and person-disser, Pal.
Sean, Mike, Bill and Jerry are joined by Johna of Johna Jo Media. We talk: farts, Crazytown, farts during concerts, duck privates, animal privates. We then interview Johna and Bill's joke idea falls flat on its face. We get to hear the ins and outs of shooting bands. After the interview we do some mad libs. Thankfully Johna's experience as an english teacher proved really helpful as she gives us not one but SEVERAL lessons in the english language. This is an educational podcast sometimes. We end with the SBOTW, and finally some words of wisdom from Massachusetts most underrated death metal guitarist and person-disser, Pal.
This is it. This is our Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2. This is Our Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn part 2. I hate that I just typed that. F*ck you. Enjoy.
The first part of the final session of the Lords of Jnchaos saga. The boys clean up after exploding SIMPs and make their way to the final battleground, a twisted tower of tumult at a once legendary Route 1 establishment. What waits for them inside would make a silver medalist of the 1992 winter olympics shudder.
Noah joins us spitting some hot fire celeb gossip. Jerry has the notes this episode. We talk: the film Oxymorons, Cocaine Bear, the racist spirit bomb, skateboard demo stories, Mike visits Dr. Balls, Sean is a surgical glove, dragon hogs, who is the gayest lord? We play two truths and a lie and there's some surprises and a business proposal.
Well-Traveled-Mick joins Sean, Mike, Jerry and Bill. We discuss: poetry written by a p3d0, regional smoke prices, Uncle Buck, Val Kilmer, party fouls. We then listen to Mick regale us with tales of dicks, guns, and butter.
Check out Mick's art at @northeast.necromancy on instagram
Mario joins Bill, Jerry, Sean, and Mike to tell some wholesome stories. This week's "Yes Homo" is Chucky Xavier from X-Men. Sean and Jerry have a beef to settle. Sean shares the story of a true gagger in the woods. The conversation gets wholesome and uplifting. SBOTW ends up actually about poop. We end with a family friendly madlib. Check out Mario's band Perfect Saturday.
Shawn joins Jerry, Bill, Mike, and Sean. We start with some extremely bad jokes that don't land and Sean says a bunch of slurs towards Jerry. Dumb things people said before trying a drug for their first time. Baked Jesus. Royal Rumble predictions. For no reason whatsoever: DRONE PRISON. Shawn regales us with a tale of a wonderful nu metal cover set. High octane stripper tricks in the wrong setting. We name our SBOTW's. MBTA line personalities. Italians & excess. Jon Favreau. Vore. We finish with some hubungus Madlibs.
The voice of Grimewave joins us in the beginning for some chatting about slim jims, The Office opinions (Sean hates it), Bill tells everyone he has a horrible disease by accident, Peanuts characters, the real people who would die if we could time travel, new segment preview, the actual first Sh!tbag of the Week, Steven Segal horror stories, we end it by the Choose Your Own Choose Your Own where we time travel back to the caveman times.
Dan and Jerry join Bill, Sean, and Mike for our first Sh!tbag of the Week. Also: cops or furries, coke dumps, and we become doctors in the choose your own choose your own.
50 episodes, huh really? Sean Mike and Bill talk: poopin in fast food joints, whipped cream, what is a sports movie?, arguing karate kid, a lot of Rocky talk, more mild vandalism, tales of a shut down orange line, we read some really dope porn, how many times can u nut in a day?
This is the choose your own. But just choose, and choose, and choose. Bill, Dan, Mike, and Sean are catastrophically intoxicated at this point. The longest game of footsie ever played. Multiple sewersides. I don't know, I really don't have words for this. Help me, I am in hell.
Ever hear someone say "everyone's at least a little gay"? We're rolling with that this episode. The Grimeys are here. We're handing out awards for everything. Dan, Bill, Mike, and Sean become their best and worst forms. Wet Dan evolves. At some point the episode pivots to being a news cast because, uh because. Then it just devolves into cartoon sounds. This ends in the biggest breach of "bro code" ever. This isn't even the worst. The Special Grimey Choose Your Own is coming next week, they reach critical levels of stupid.
This was supposed to be the Grimeys. Sean wasn't there so this episode is dedicated to that. This is the pregame. Bill, Dan, and Mike are quite sauced in the woods of NH. We discuss Sean, his real last name, and fun stuff like: off brand clothes, Shirley Temple and why a priest was sent to her. Crankin out disabled people. Uncle stories. Stolen valor. uhh idk what else just listen.
More Noah! More Fluid Show (we demand it!) I don't know where this is going. Somoene's a cop. Someone's freebasing out of a flying car. Matrixes. Anime and tentacles. Real time tentacles. Emoji game. Birth of our first shirt. Mikes mind has melted and it has to do with Shrek. We realize that all of us would f*ck a clown.
Noah from Fluid Show is back. Episodes rollin out slow. Lifes going fast. Suck my nether regions. Cold open to car stuff and baked potato genital allusions. OJ Simpson. Changing our podcast. Bill lets Sonic enemies suck him. Kingdom Hearts hate. Mikes religion/Mikes self love. Noah meets crack and chooses donettes. Kinky requests.
This is the choose your own from last week, but its very long so it gets its own episode. Sean and Mike take Bill to Water Country and Bill acts like he has the Game Genie to life itself though it doesn't always end up how you think its gonna. Its like they say: with great Karen haircuts come great amounts of jail time.
Mike, Bill, and Sean discuss incredibly important things this episode. Most importantly, they talk about the biggest industry most people aren't aware of. They are shining a musty smelling light on the true villains of the world this episode. Later they bring Baked Court to the masses. Take your friends to Baked Court, find out how to in this very episode. Call us and drag your friends for wack things they've done, we will be your Baked Judges. Also: not reading a room, freebirthing in a cemetary, shortening already short names, names you don't hear anymore.
Shane joins Bill, Mike, and Sean. Sean wasn't there, then he was. They shoot the shit about train stuff, try awful beer, Party Down South. We bring the survey back for a second, then it devolves. Local food spots. Hot tub hijinks. Pogs. Doug Funnie speculation again. Liar ass kids growing up. Sega hazing. Shane actually educates us on beekeeping. Tune in. Learn something. Idiot.
This was recorded on 9/11 last year but we NEEDED to release this episode on 9/11 so we waited an entire year. Mike, Bill, Sean, and Jerry talk planes, buildings, feelings about planes and buildings, memories of planes and buildings, and like some extremely shitty jokes about planes and buildings. We also talk: hockey, high school hockey, brain injuries, the end result of brain injuries, Jerry gets a dream destroyed. We read about grandmas and horses or something. The survey returns. NOTE: Tedy Bruschi is alive, it was Dave Duerson.
This is the third time I've uploaded this. Its Sean, Bill, Mike and Kelly this episode. Take a trip to Daddyz World.
Just all the pre game, and side bars we took during the recording of episode 40. Good time, lots of good, haha good.
Part 3 of our bizarro Route 1 adventure. Tune in for: an adventure into Filene's Sub Basement, "I DOUBT IT" Dean, A nod to Labyrinth involving Corey Haim and Corey Feldman, juggalo family being the only family you need, B&E on Bob's Stores, SIMPS, and an incredibly gory cliffhanger.
Hey, this episode is the first of our 2nd year. Bill, Jerry, Mike, Sean, and Justin fire guns at feces about all sorts of stuff that you can probably guess. We get voicemails from Las Vegas and Squeezy. Jerry gets the Choose Your Own, and learns just how valuable milk and scooters are.
Noah of Fluid Show joins us for talks that hit a wide variety of topics like: E&J, party crashing to get more booze, tribbin, whale sex is three ways, human whale sex, rule 34, scali caps, tales of a too wet Dan, drugs, parasocial shit, girbauds, girborts, jnco jnkems. the Choose Your Own is completely normal, nothing weird happens.
Sean, Bill, Dan, and Aaron (with cameos from Kelly) talk about: lots of things. Then we do North Shore Bingo. Bad food place times. Calling out hypocritical drunks. Shit goes off the rails for a while. Aaron's choose your own also goes to hell, badly. I'm tired. I dont' wanna type. Just listen. He friggin dies. RIP Aaron
Tyler and Morgan join Mike and Bill for some talks about: Feral bears. Dark liquor. Voicemails asking what D&D class we'd be. A trilogy of voicemails about keeping your butthole clean (good advice here for anyone who doesn't wipe). Letting people pay to tickle your feet. Nipples, and all about them. Weed nipples. Selling drugs on dating apps. Moustaches. Sean joins. Giants doing dope. Amish dope. Stories about doing mean shit. Seamen trees. The Billpranos. Questions for smarty pants. Who the frig is Squeezy? Morgan gets the CYOA and to sum it up "Its Weezer, they got mad guns."
Little talks Sean, Jerry, Bill, Girard, and Kelly had before the D&D session. Catching up with everyone. Sean's in a good mood and no one is feeling better than him. Sean admits he loves a show no one would expect from him. Kelly rejoices, a lot. Doing school projects on drugs and rappers. The most Boston video ever. Casino talk.
The boys are joined by their fantastic DM Girard to play D&D again. We pick back up outside of the Square One Mall and this episode sees it all: children getting run over and beaten to death with baseball bats, Rollerworld, a brawl at Prince Pizza, adults giving children drugs, a round of Mortal Kombat, trading cigs for stuff, purse pills, and more!
Episode opens with Mike and Bill talking to Nunzio again. Mike gets spiritual on benzos. Talkin pho. A voicemail caller lets us know they're upset with us. Dan's voicemail abuses our platform for potential personal gain (he has since found what he needed). Moshing problems and we find out who the Gallagher(s) of hardcore are. Time travel flicks and plot twists (spoilers for old movies). The group then plays "Stereotype Me" by looking at an archive of yearbooks and making assumptions about people based off their senior quotes. Dan then shows up. The episode ends with our first official Choose Your Own, hope you brought your sea legs. The survey is dead until further notice.
Mike, Bill, Blanco, and Sean are joined by Mike from a band you can find the name of if you listen to the damn episode for at least two minutes. We talk about: wine drunks, Shudder, cleaning ice off your car, some absolutely rotten ice related tomfoolery, Sean enters late, how do u hold yr peepee, road rage stories, voicemails, we get ultimately petty and judge strip clubs, we then read some absolutely pathetic messages of dudes shooting their shots and missing by miles. These dms put the entire podcast and guest on suicide watch. We stop that and then give Mike the survey. In sum: name your kids after cool stuff.
This is its own little episode because its long and would have made episode 32 over 2 hours, also because it gets kind of nasty. Pete, Mike, Bill and Sean do some stealthy swapping back and forth from Chicken Soup for the Soul stories to cornerstore smut readers. Its vile. We are not responsible for what you hear.
Kelly, Mike, and Bill are joined by the shows original co-host Pete! We talk: Jackie Chan, cool 'fits as kids, teletubbies, asmr, faking finishing, the Beatles/Beach Boys, firework stories, XXXXL nips, brain nutting, squirting (not Dan), squirting (Dan). Kelly then transforms into Sean with no explanation and then Pete gets the survey.
A Grimewave voicemail legend joins Mike, Jerry, Bill, and Sean to talk about: old AOL/AIM screen names. The current AOL userbase. Are You Afraid of the Dark. We give some advice. Boot talk. Fluid Show saves the voicemail cause Bill's an idiot. Medford and Sons. Doom fanfic. Goku & Anne Frank: Until the End of Time. We then do a roundtable goober ass survey from some ish Bill googled that leads to reminiscence about the Massachusetts Mad Dogs and mini bats. Remote control blow.
This is an episode that was lost 3 and a half months ago and was found when Kelly put on one of Bill's flannels in the pocket. This was the day after Thanksgiving with Sean, Kelly, Mike, Bill, and Dan. Bill tells an angry story about a handicapped person preventing him from shitting. Mike tells us a cautionary tale of not spending 9 hours at a strip club. Mike watches a birthday video. Asia gets a weird voicemail. Dan gets a weird voicemail. Sushi and lobster. We read more comments on shitty songs, and Dan shares an Aerosmith story. We forget if AIDS or HIV comes first because we have rotted out brains. Sean tries sushi for his first time.
Jerry, Sean, Mike, and Bill all had a good week so there's dubs all around. We talk arson. Candles we don't want to smell. Googling "child skull" and looking at the mouth (go do it). Dentristry and how barbaric it is. We obviously end up talking about poop. Do not poo in the pee troth. We read Chicken Soup about teens kissing horses, teens trying to save future serial killers for jesus, horse girl daddy issues, and caveman children at camps. We incur the ire of the toothless community. We end by asking eachother a bunch of really really dumb questions. Call us with your answers to the dumb questions.
Our friend Square One Mall Goth returns to DM us for quite possibly the greatest homebrew we've ever played of D&D. Taking place at a local mall, and loosely following the plotline of The Warriors, tune in for: salvia, drug rugs, Nextels, getting girls numbers, Pretzel Time, samurai ideation, pencil claws of the gods, and an absolutely alarming number of murders committed by 13 year olds.
WARNING: If you can't stomach terribly written porn stories, stop listening after the voicemail segment. Its vile, awful, and hilarious.
Fro joins Mike, Bill, Dan, and later Sean (who was busy PAWG-watching). Kelly hops on to make everyone do drugs immediately while we're recording. Memories of Jerry Springer attendance and how its kind of like church. We listen to voicemails and Dan decides he wants to play as Aaron in a video game. Two absolute chumps that Dan paid off call in about Dan's bands. Do not listen to any band Dan did vocals in, especially the new one Cave Moth. We then read quite possibly the most raunchy thing we've ever read on this podcast. We round it out with some Urban Dictionary. Fro's survey was long so that will likely be its own episode.
Death Metal Marty joins Bill, Sean, Mike, Jerry, and Blanco to talk about cartoon characters in their 30s, and what drugs they're on. We talk formative music for us and realize the generational gap in some hosts. We read our spam email folders. Mike is known to say sentences that no human has ever said before.. well here Mike says an entire TED talk worth of things no ones said before when he educates us on Dick Wizards. We give Death Metal Marty the survey. Mike gets so high he looks like someone pepper sprayed him.
This episode is Sean, Jerry, Bill, and Kelly. It opens up to just a cacophony of post weed smoke coughing fits with someone proclaiming how hard Las Vegas weed hits, which means that Martha and Brittany from But First Lets Talk Nerdy are here! We talk about scams that got us nudes. Ginger dunce caps. Letter placement breaks Jerry. Happy birthday to Luca and Brit this episode! Kelly renames Blanco to Boof. We read about dawgs. We read about sounding in Central America. We give Brit the survey. Brit gives us the survey. Crying movies? Karate movies? Same thing.
Gus aka Ok Dock joins Mike, Jerry, Sean and Bill this week. Jerry predicts that this episode was gonna air in December by going right into battle about Christmas movies. We hear some voicemails, one about the crime rate in Lynn that sets Sean off. Candles. THE HONEY MAN... We hear the absolutely riveting story of this legendary degenerate which leads to just tales of characters in retail/food jobs we've had. We also learn about the best band related food that no longer exists. Seeing celebrities in public, and how we own them. Selling and stealing weed, but never the bud. Gus takes the survey and blows our minds with 3 wishes. Shitting in the shower. Sean brings us all way the frig down and makes us lament our childhood. Balls talkin.
Local historian Sean (not our Sean) of many a heavy band joins Aaron, Mike and Bill for tales of hardcore show shenanigans, south shore folklore, the nitrous industry, and vampire movies. We then get into some South Shore vs North Shore as curated by Aaron, which just ends up in more stories. While doing so we hear the harrowing tale of an actual fcking jelly fish thrown at someone.
Thrills joins Mike, Bill, Jerry and Blanco (Sean joins later, trapped in another pinball machine). I sincerely have no words for this episode. We rap about a girls dad, and being nice. Instead of a survey we give Thrills a Choose Your Own Adventure experiment we make up as we go along that turns into just complete fuuuuuck soup.
This episode should have been last week and last week should have been this week. This takes place the week after Sean was absent. Mike, Bill, Sean and Dan shoot the feces for a bit. Sean thinks he's a rehab sex god. Bill angrily calls back a voicemail caller about roast beef. Dan cusses out an old job. A 5 mile rift is torn between the hosts over a singular food preference. Sean and Mike meet "glizzy". Kelly offers everyone her Milkis. We talk about throwing shit at or from cars again, but its still funny. Chicken Soup for all sorts of souls. Chicken Soup for Horse fornicators. We hit Sean with the survey, and things get goofy. One of us has smol pp.
Bill, Mike, Sean, Jerry, and Aaron are joined by Jae and Blanco. This is a size LARG crew so bear with us. We talk some shit about tendies and wings and nuggets. We then hop on Urban Dictionary and Jerry gets no-scoped by a press of the random button and learning what a "glorp" is. We hit the survey for Jae and Blanco and honestly its literally just a ball pit. Lots of cool balls, just ballin out. Tell a friend about us. Call the voicemail (781-435-6402). Follow us on ig (@grimewavepodcast) and twitter (@grimewavepod)
(note: first time editing on multitrack. The first 1/3 is shaky, but gets better. Sorry!)
Sean is missing. Feel free to write us or call with your theories as to where Sean is. Bill and Mike are joined by Ryan, Kelly, and our guest John Pound. We do a lot of voicemails. We get an exclusive tale from a real live phantom shitter, every school had them and it was always a mystery... well we've got one here and its worth every stinky detail. More hijinks involving snowballs, 40s, and paintballs as teens. We read the single funniest horse story ever published. Seriously, it almost killed Ryan. We read a story that was written by someone morally questionable. Mike is ON ONE for the survey.
Alright we're going to try the ever popular "D&D episode" that podcasts do, except fuck rules, fuck nerds, and fuck you. Ryan, Mike, and Sean play as three people we'd want to beat the snot out of and try to make it to the liquor store while Bill DMs for them in a one-shot that never gives us a chance to pick our jaws up off the floor.
Mike, Bill, and Jerry are joined by none other than the person behind the Square One Mall Goth instagram. Beezing. Triple c's. Tripping in general. We get a voicemail from a fellow podcast. More Wet Dantics. Bullshittin bout social media bullshit n shit. We read some porn short story written by a dude who has never touched a tit in his life. No one gets turned on. Sean shows up despicably late, then the survey happens and the group is NOTICABLY more intoxicated. Kelly tells us Thrills' WW2 history lesson. We unanimously decide we would like to bring back the Bali Hai. If you don't know, Bali Hai was Kowloon on the "very hard" difficulty. Heavy editing ensued because alcohol. As Ernest Hemmingway once said "write drunk, edit sober". Enjoy, assholes. This is a good one.
Just Mike, Bill, Sean and Jerry this episode. Jerry's first official episode as a host before we became the collective we are at now. Road stories from old bands. Micheal Jordan's Hitler moustache. Hampton Beach/B.U.M. Equipment. Drive by insults. Getting insulted by someone driving by. Tossing stuff out cars at people. Disability by big dick. Chicken Soup for the NASCAR Soul: Jeff Gordon saves 9/11. Reading a psychopath NASCAR fan dating contract. Streaking romance. We all get the survey this episode. The difference between cracks.
This episode immediately goes to hell. Sean, Mike, and Bill are joined by Dan and Kelly. The whole episode centers on Dan's dark Squirt-soaked family secret. Also: Hip hop live. The origin of rap. Diarrhea/barfing debate. Blue Moon = hot dog water. Shityard Blumpkinhead. Thrills shows up for another interview. The quality of his interviews have not diminished. A child named Pee. "I'm in the jungle. I'm racin. I'm racin. I'm huntin shit. I gotta eat." It gets damn near incomprehensible at the end. Its quality. Find out who is a Cop Calling Cum Taster.
Kelly's first episode! Her and Ryan join Mike, Bill, and Sean. We continue reading the horrid Harry Potter fanfic "My Immortal". We have trouble pronouncing pretty much all of it, its written so terribly that we sound mentally compromised. Many characters are biszechuan. There's also a plot twist as to the identity of the author. Listen to find out who it is. Walk the Boulevard of Borken Dreams. Kelly gets the survey and outs Bill as a thief.
Mike, Bill, Sean, and Aaron are joined by our guest Calvin. Weird fights. One of us GTA's (the video game) someone. Pepper spraying an entire brawl. The queerest brawl on earth. An actually difficult would-you-rather. Sex while blind. Did Johnny Knoxville get a pass for "The Ringer"? During the survey Calvin leaves and Johnny Walker joins us. How shitty Coolio's non-hits were. Do we want a Brink sequel? Well we speculate about what that would be for a while. Red Hot Chili Peppers get brought up and Bill gets very angry. Kingston doubles down on a freudian slip. Dad darkness. Meatball and sausage philosophies. Dick suckin aliens. Shampubes.
Sean, Mike, Bill, Jerry, and Pete kinda talk all over the place. Heroing & jeeping. Olympic events involving drugs. Meme history. Kelly barfs. Is porn still cool. Old people who shit themselves decide our fates. We listen to our first batch of voicemails. We get deep in the survey, we also get slightly angry. Call the damn voicemail.
Quieter due to no guest. Just Bill, Sean, and Mike this episode. Our first voicemail commercial. Icing (not the penalty). Tales of cops and shenanigans involving cops (note: we were/are complete idiots, DON'T LIVE HOW WE DID) and we're pretty sure the Statue of Limitations that France gave the United States mad long ago said its ok to talk about most of this now. We then read a completely bonkers ass story about Scrooge McDuck doing mad blow. Then we do the survey.
Dan returns and Jerry joins us for tales of high school idiocy, middle school idiocy, and even elementary idiocy. Sean goes to a very nice wine store and fits in. Mike builds an empire he didn't know was full of shid in kindergarten. Dan hates all apes and insists shidding and farding your pants causes marital issues. Jerry chooses integrity over shidding pants. Bill revisits a time someone shot blanks. We read about Winnie the Pooh on cocaine. Jerry gets the survey. Robitussin is how you repeat days. Robitussin is how you repeat days. Robitussin is how you repeat days. Oh and say hi to Jerry, he'll be around.
Part 2 of our episode with Martha from "But First, Let's Talk Nerdy". She takes the livejournal survey, and we get survey questions from her. We learn about our friend Robby Larry Stine. It was such a good time we decided to keep recording. We read more Chicken Soup for the Military Wife Soul where we hear the legend of Little Michael the United States' most deadly soldier and is also a newborn. Also a man propositions a woman in the Olive Garden. This is honest to god, the most we've laughed on this podcast thus far. Note: The could-be-better audio quality/inconsistent levels will end in a few episodes as we've purchased a significant upgrade and also took on a 4th host. More on that later!
Martha from the podcast "But First, Lets Talk Nerdy" joins us all the way from Las Vague Ass to talk weirdly named boring games Bills uncle made up, fighting at low tier celebrities houses, and to give us an absolute master class in downright despicable, stomach turning, egg birthing, eel sexing fanficiton in the Game of Thrones universe. Also something about Spiderman in heels humming quarters at strippers. Artwork by Martha too!
Aaron and John join us for our longest episode yet, but not like super long. We fire bullets at the feces. Mike thinks 40s are high class for some reason. We say a month and a half, but it was actually a YEAR old Caldwells pint is shared and people get very loud. We read from Chicken Soup for the following Souls: Possibly Racist Christian Teenage, Military Wife, Couples. The survey gets surprisingly deep. This episode fuchs. Oh and the answer to the last question on the episode is Insane Clown Posse muthafaku.
Phil shows up chugging white wine. Sean gives a very easy to answer would-you-rather. Mike tells us the tale of him hearing the tale of his family's history while he ate some ice cream, it gets dark. Bill gets very angry at one point. Phil is very enthusiastic about foreskin. No read this week either because we found some shit we thought would be funny but it wasn't!
Speculation about Chris Benoit. One minute of politics. What if we did drugs? Talking about having done drugs. Getting trapped at your friends house on drugs. Did we mention drugs? This episode we do. Thrills stops by at the end for a survey and we take a vote on Sean. There's no reading this week because the audio was unusable, so enjoy this short episode! Drugs!
We talk about Mr Hands, getting too much high, and read a lot of horse stories and decide every single one of them is fake. Featuring our first technical difficulty of, we're sure, many more to come! Nunzio joins us and says a lot of things that pretty much boil down to: he wants to fight cosmic beings. We're here for it.
We talk poop, camping and poop, adult kissing booths, and continue the terrible terrible terrible very bad Harry Potter fanfiction. Ryan we're sorry, thank you for enduring this.
Dan joins us for some large human beer speculation, chariot availability in 2021, and to read that one Harry Potter fanfiction that everyone's heard about. We give him the livejournal survey too. I swear its funnier than this description.
Sean, Bill, and Mike read some fanfiction on some livejournal Mike found about Die Hard 4 but with drugs and mutual mass debating. Howie joins later for stories and a terrible livejournal survey.