This episode:

• Dumb WNBA players continue to hate on Caitlin Clark.

• John Mellencamp is still a dick.

• O.J. Simpson is dead.

• NPR editor reveals just how biased NPR is.

• And other stuff.

BONUS A: Some of LeBron James' dumbest lies.

BONUS B: Norm MacDonald slams O.J. Simpson on Weekend Update.