This week:

• Happy Easter.

• Guest host update.

• Geeking out over Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul.

• Wendy's founder Dave Thomas was an evil genius.

• The Tom Brady "final touchdown" ball is canceled.

• Elon Musk is making all the right people mad on social media.

• An office birthday party gone wrong leads me to my five least-favorite comment cliches.

• The world's least-surprising autopsy result.