Why is it "Ducks in a row?" Why not Elephants? Things to ponder, gentle listener.

The boys jump right into talking about "Getting into a new online group." Greg dives into Roll20's "Looking for Group" community and comes out scarred & annoyed, but yet still manages to get into a game. We go over some hints & tips for finding games, and also for DM's looking for quality players.

We bust Rob's (Friend of the Show) bullshit "hours played" total on Roll20.

We get sidetracked talking about who would be the most hilarious (or terrible) celebrity DM? Don Rickles?  Gilbert Godfrey?  Mel Blanc?  R. Kelly?

There's another brief aside regarding How you act online vs. How you act in-real-life?
"Mighty brave talking your BS online, aren't you?"

The Maguffin! We find it, and then talk about how to use it. We re-invent the Egg Maguffin D&D Breakfast Sandwich, and then we offend Europe, oh and also Canada. A bit. Sorry.