Everyone duck! Hide! Run! Flee for your lives! Or: accept the inevitable and realize that tourism is what keeps Cape Cod afloat and tourists are a part of our lives. But that doesn't mean that Your Friend Frosty and your bartender Mike Whiskey have to like it, even slightly. Plus, Harry Potter weight lifting memes, lesbian weddings, rude customers, bacon hunting, and Frosty makes quite the fool of himself. Again. Again.