In this episode, it takes me 3 hours to tell the story of my day. We start with my near death experience (NOT CLICKBAIT), and somehow find ourselves talking about race, victim blaming, peeing in water bottles, and the fact that Ted Bundy had a limit on the number of maggots allowed on the dead bodies he was fucking. I also gave away the address to my girlfriend's great aunt and uncles house and wanted to bleep it but got sick of listening to my own voice so it's still in there. The only thing that's bleeped is the last name of a kid I tried to convince to go to church with me when I was going to RIOT as a teenager. I kinda narc on Snoop Dogg and Natalie gets mad at me because I got a Taco Bell Bacon Breakfast Crunchwrap for myself. We got them the next morning so she's fine now. Theresa (my step mom) calls and tells me they can't talk so I make them talk to me as long as I can. She said they'd call me but it's been a week plus and they haven't so. Silly boomers. Anyways, I realized I got distracted a lot and didn't finish some stories I wanted to so I'll work on that and I also need to clarify what Natalie's talking about if she's not on mic. But I do think this has some funny parts and I'm happy I figured out how to do this. Now it's just about making it as good as I can. Enjoy.

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