Oh Good God, your majesty, Captain Quincy, King of Crypto, and Dennis the demented robotic chicken back for another episode of ‘Dump on your Defi.’

Did you know, and I’m not being paid… much that a Crypto Exchange in Eastern Europe is paying you 45% APY… which we all know stands for Acceptable Person Yield Bribery compounded monthly by Dennis here my demented robotic Kung fu chicken sidekick… do you mind those spring-loaded extendable legs are dangerous… who has cooked the books… I mean paid you out your interest.

This is extremely important for your future if you want to buy a car (I’d rather have a frigate) a home (I’d rather have a bunker) and all sorts of new tech nonsense to impress your loved ones so that can join the trolled masses, photo your bling, pose your pouch with a Churchill V for Victory finger gesture, and let the burglars know what you have and when you are out.

Defi ladies and gentle spoons are how to become unbanked, borrow the arse out of the economy, set sail in the opposite direction of the Federal Reserve, and swear blind you’ve paid all your taxes?

Talking of which, what are you doing on that tax return… oh you’re not!