"Killers Killers Everywhere" is the story of the sheer horror that hit me when I realized how many violent psychopaths we have in my family. First, I thought "I can never tell these stories!" Then I thought, "Wait a minute. It's so crazy these days, these stories might just work. People might actually enjoy hearing this stuff." So, welcome to the stories of the top six psychos I have known. And I'm normal. Really.