Welcome back, honeys. Parker's away this week, so Julieann is flying on a solo ride to ...AJLT's Episode 3: "Chapter Three"! Carrie fakes Covid to get out of reliving Big's death for her audiobook memoir; Miranda begins to prioritize herself and her family over Che; Charlotte and LTW get on the coveted MILF list at the local prep school...and feast their Stifler's-mom-eyes onto age-inappropriate fresh meat. As always, Julieann rates the episode on our Samantha Sexcapades scale and explains what she thinks she'd be up to and why.

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