Things I like: 

1. Tropical Getaways

2. Leisure Time

3. Said Leisure Time At A Beach

Things I Don't LIke: 

1. All of that being ruined by one stupid mistake that would teach me a very important lesson. 

Why the Hobbit reference? Is this a Lord Of The Rings Episode (no.), is it a reference to a costume party (no.), or is it related to something terrible that happens to me? Yes. Go with that. 

I hope you enjoy this latest episode of Russ Rantz. Thank as always for your support, and I hope you enjoy from benefitting from my stupidity and pain. 

Enjoy.