One time I was sitting on a bench when a skinny older man wearing horn rimmed glasses walks right up to me and says "hey I gotta tie my shoe you got to do that a lot more as you get older" and then proceeds to ramble at me for the better part of an hour. This strange genius' synaptic wanderings stray from televangelists, cults, the homeless crisis, monty python-esque absurd skits and general hilarious nonsense. Please enjoy with an open mind as our man's here has been on this earth for quite some years and has some dated views. However, he does command an unparalleled ability to non sequitur his way into semi cohesive thoughts. God bless the strange.