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The case you've all been waiting for! drumroll please

United States v. Rocha, No. 25-0157, 2026 CAAF LEXIS 254 (C.A.A.F. Mar. 16, 2026), the child-like sex doll case, is back and finally resolved! This week, Sam and Trevor spend most of the time breaking down the various opinions in Rocha. Spoiler alert: the CAAF affirms the lower court's decision to set aside the conviction, but perhaps not in the way you'd expect. While the CAAF doesn’t address the liberty interest under Lawrence v. Texas, 539 U.S. 558 (2003), Sam and Trevor do. While talking about liberty interests, they also discuss United States v. Marcum, 60 M.J. 198 (C.A.A.F. 2004), and United States v. Goings, 72 M.J. 202 (C.A.A.F. 2013).

After tackling what is sure to be the most controversial decision of the CAAF term, the duo turn to United States v. Hurtado, No. 25-0212, 2026 CAAF LEXIS 273 (C.A.A.F. Mar. 23, 2026). There, the CAAF found that the appellant's rights invocation was clear and unequivocable, despite the law enforcement agent, the lower court, and two CAAF judges thinking otherwise...I'd like my lawyer, dawg, now please. See State v. Demesme, 228 So. 3d 1206 (La. 2017) (finding that requesting a "lawyer dog" was an ambiguous invocation).

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