Kayley and Elisa vow to one day become doctors just for the flex, wonder where the 6-year-old stud named Alex is now, and re-live a story of blood and terror, only to discover what a honky-tonk is and that it's easier to insult short people over tall people.

Music by Nathan Davis.

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