"ARAM
My name is Aram, and I am a co-founder of Dead Ghost productions. I also do the editing and sound design.
DYLAN
And my name is Dylan. I am the other co-founder of Dead Ghost productions, and I do everything else.
BOTH
Welcome to Kill Every Monster!
DYLAN
Each episode we are joined by a guest for a deep-dive into a classic D&D monster. The first part is a discussion, and the second is a one-shot Actual Play where our guest takes on the role of the monster.
Each episode of Kill Every Monster is a contained story, so you never have to worry about being caught up or listening out of order.
ARAM
For the Qilin episode we were joined by Game Master and Narrative Designer, Connie Chang, who reminded us that monsters can be beautiful.
[ Qilin Discussion Clip ]
DYLAN
For the actual play, Connie’s beast of omen and prophecy confronted the arrogance of the average D&D player character.
[ Qilin AP Clip ]
DYLAN
We teamed up with the crew of Split the Party for our Pixie episode, as Aram tried making his homebrew ideas official canon.
[ Pixie Discussion Clip ]
ARAM
Matt was then joined by George and Benji as they became members of P.E.A.R.L., the Pixie Extraction And Recovery Legion, tasked with rescuing their fellow fey held captive by nefarious wizards.
[ Pixie AP Clip ]
ARAM
There is a lot to love in our episode about teleporting puppers, but Dylan couldn’t let go of one thing he hated: flumphs.
[ Blink Dog AP Clip ]
DYLAN
Aram continued to annoy me by abusing the spell Druidcraft in increasingly absurd ways.
[ Blink Dog AP Clip ]
ARAM
Model and cosplayer Harli Kane took on one of the most infamous D&D monsters: the Tarrasque.
DYLAN
Despite our heroes’ best efforts, they learned that not every adventure is a successful one.
[ Dylan monologues about a city being destroyed ]
ARAM
And these are just some of the forty+ creatures we’ve featured on Kill Every Monster. Listen to the show anywhere you get your podcasts, or at killeverymonster.com
DYLAN
And we’ll see you next time…
BOTH
…for KILL EVERY MONSTER!"
cw: Fantasy violence, cursing
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