Traditional (online) dating doesn’t work for everyone. First Dates podcast follows the dating lives of two of these failures - Rory Goodman-Farley (@RoryNotRoy) & Zoë Klar (@madamezooble) - in their quest for meeting that tolerable someone.
Zoë and Michael bond over their love of stupid people online and she learns a few things about trolling.
Rory and kdn bond over sweating a lot and extreme depression when their sports teams lose.
Rory and Babs discuss nutrageous dicks and reminisce about their "shexual" time in Portland.
Rory may be a little too forward for Hallie but he wins back some points by comparing her to a 1950's Sears model.
Zoë is wooed by Ted's trail of paper flowers and he goes to extreme leopard-like lengths to hide their affair.
Zoë and Krista discuss feng shui and their neighboring pudding vats waiting for them in heaven.
Rory and Rachel mourn the death of Philip Seymour Hoffman and then test the pussy eating waters.
Zoë and Conor analyze Cosmopolitan's ways to spice up a relationship and name their future child Streeter.
Lindsay handles Tyler’s questions like a champ but is a little confused by his signature yoga pose, “bent knee.”
Zoë and Will cover all the important first date bases – from his recent divorce to her neighbor’s dog’s placenta.
On the first episode of 2014, Zoë and Rory recap some of their worst/most mono-filled dates.
Rory holds his own on his 4 exhilarating speed dates with @katiefzack, @erica_rosie, @glenna_opt and @saraghadams.
Zoë goes on 4 saucy speed dates with @bergified, @primawesome, @ebrawley and @tylerschmall.
Zoë makes Chris feed her biscuits at Red Lobster and they demonstrate how phone sex should be done.
Zoë opens up to Mike about her dumb dating patterns and Mike opens up to Zoë about Mandy Moore.
Zoë and Tyler discuss the evil nature of dudes named Derek and the true definition of porn.
Rory and Lindsay have a nice chat that leads to her choking him during their goodnight kiss.
Zoë refuses to let Alex off easy as she reminds him of his mistake from the first time they met.
Rory learns a thing or two from Nic on how to be cool and show your best side on a first date.
Zoë has a rude awakening when her second Canadian date with Sean takes a turn for the worse.