Patch And Switch: Recent Episodes
Joey Snow, Rick Claus, Jared Shockley
It's the Patch and Switch show. Two guys that couldn't cut it in the landscaping business entertain you with their talk about their lives as IT pros. This is the audio only recorded archive of their live bi-weekly Twitch LiveStream / Call In Tech Podcast Q&A. #GeekHumour
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now... two guys who are torn between the career of ceramic artists and stunt performers. Stunt Performers ? Anybody talk to Rick lately?
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now...
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now... two guys who put the word Artificial ... in Artificial Intelligence!
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now... two guys who couldn't make it as extreme cheese sculptors. Apparently a big old puddle of "mess" doesn't count as a sculpture. Look. It's art, ok ?
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now... here they are back from whatever hiatus from whatever things they do... why is this show only every other week? I need to get paid.... someone needs to pay me more....
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now... two guys who make more drama during a routine server reboot than a 1980's afternoon soap opera...
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now... two guys who are the 16th item in your cart when you are checking out in the 15 items or less checkout lane...
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now... two guys who couldn't make it as confetti cleaners in New York City... but they are here to clean up 2025! Here they are...
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now... two guys who don't really exist - at least according to major national media. Or at least that's not really their names! Here they are...
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now... (Joey Audio issues once again)
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now... (Remote shoot in Vegas - couldn't afford to bring in "sound guy" or "Announcer Guy")
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now... (insert announcer boy here) (Remind announcer boy to unmute mic) I don't know how to press the buttons anymore. They have changed the whole studio. I want a refund! (we're the ones who need to ask for the refund)
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now... two guys who are smoother than a Yacht Rock mixed tape...
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now... two guys who are just here to speak to you about your cars warrantee...
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now... trois gas qui ne pourrais pas survivre dans la forret Canadienne...
C'est Patch et Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now... wo guys who couldn't make it as workers in a soap factory, but still want you to call them bubbles... oh, sorry. I wasn't supposed to read this one, it says "strike that. don't read in next show" - Here they are!
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now... two guys still struggling to determine the differences between astronomy and astrology
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now... two guys who us AI to teach them how to USE AI...
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now... two guys who are plotting to take over the world using nothing by xylophones and accordions
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now... Two guys who you should trust everything they say about technology solely because they understand the difference between good espresso and bad instant coffee.
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now... two guys who put the source in source code problems...Here they are...
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now... two guys who couldn't make it as ice block salesmen, even at a wedding convention
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now... two guys who will always make it to the final four - of what, we don't know...
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now... two guys who are perma-banned from every entering ANY... and I mean ANY bubble wrap factories
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now... two guys who can bring down the hotel WiFi network faster then an F1 pitstop
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now... two guys who couldn't make it as sports statisticians, but you trust their binary countdown clock
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now... three guys who are trying to figure out of this podcast runs automatically
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now... two guys that are better then all the late night "all you can eat sushi" you can find at the local convenience store
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now... two guys who sole wish / largest dream is to cut out each piece of confetti that drops on new years eve.
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now... it's the end of the year... have you seen any IT Pros anywhere? We haven't. It's the end of the year, end of fiscal year... whatever... anyways... here they are
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now... two guys who couldn't make it as Ski instructors, despite how fast this show goes downhill...
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now... Two guys who couldn't make it as Baristas... but BOY do they love their coffee!
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now... Two guys you should trust everything they say about technology, solely because they pass out full sized candy bars for Halloween
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now... (Announcer Guy was muted for this episode)
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now... two guys who are made for Fridays. No really. I just want it to be over with.
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now... two guys who couldnt make it in the entertainment industry as folley artists, yet they bring their amazing audio production to the show every week.
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now... two guys who don't work as often as a McDonalds Icecream Machine. At least that's what they tell me.
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now... two guys who do something else.
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now... two guys who couldn't make it in the gardening industry... because... it's just trees.
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now... Two guys who couldn't make it as professional penguin wranglers... who wrote this copy? Do they watch this thing? Oh sorry... It's Patch and Switch. Did you see my coffee.
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now two guys spicier than your favourite buffalo... oh it's been one of those weeks. Yeah! Try living this life. Actually it's pretty good - I'm living well. I talk for 10 seconds
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now two guys who seperate Ions better then reverse osmosis. Who the hell Writes this? Oh writers Strike - that explains everything
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now two guys who can't get their act together... did they ever get their act together? I don't think they got their act together. I don't even think they act?
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now two guys who couldn't make it as psychics... boy they didn't see that coming
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now two guys who don't even know what time it is. Because they didn't show up until 2 minutes ago... Maybe not...
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now two guys who put the word "incident" in Incident response...
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now... (Announcer Guy was Muted) It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now two guys .... well... Here they are! It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now two guys who couldn't figure out how to make the announcer guys mic live
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now two guys who finally figured out you can actually buy a new calendar to start things off right at the first of the year.
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now Two guys who bring more filling to your stockings.
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now two guys who are looking to find another job... working as audio engineers obviously not cutting it.
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now ...who knows what's going to happen. I am just going to give it over to them...
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now two guys who put strange in the strange new world...
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now Two guys who finally decided to show up at the same time for their OWN FREAKIN PODCAST. if I took as much vacation as these guys did, you'd never see me.
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now two guys who couldn't be bothered to completely show up. There is only one here, right? Did I get that note? Where is the other guy? Vacation? Thats it - I am out of here!
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now Two guys who have proven that fear is not a performance enhancing drug.
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
Wait a second - I got a note here. "Dear Patch and Switch. It's Friday. Do you know where your Announcer Guy is? I had to take today off to print the internet on my new dot matrix printer. I might be back next time. This could be a new business opportunity. Let me know if you want in on the ground floor."
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now Two guys who have ctrl-alt-del'eted right into the new year!
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now Two guys who think it's perfectly reasonable to take entire month off at the end of December. I have to make money you know.... I am leaving.
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now Two guys on everyone's holiday wish list.... did somebody really write that?.
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now Two guys who were given an IT Podcast based on their ability to remove floor tiles...
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now two guys wearing the best costume you will see all Haloween - of two washed up IT Professionals.
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now two guys with no audio.
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now two guys who couldn't make it in the pizza delivery business but promised to deliver this podcast every other week, or it's free.
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now Two guys couldn't medal in Kayaking, but bring home the gold in "underwater server building"
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now We're going to get a DMCA strike for that. It's Friday, the Olympics are on and I am too busy watching to do the show.
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now two guys who couldn't make it in the birthday cake manufacturing facility... it's the candle thing, eh? No open flames.
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now - this episode is a mess. Total confusion and changes to the technical setup...
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
...Announcer Boy is trying to hitch a ride on the back of Ricks motorcycle on his trip. We don't know if he made it or not.
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now Two guys that you don't want anywhere near any power equipment or landscaping gear...
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now Two guys who have started a new career in NFT mining. Guys... it doesn't work that way
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now two guys who couldn't make it in the window washing business, but BOY can they install it.
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now two guys who couldn't even bother to promote their own show...
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now ..... (announcer guy was muted)
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now two guys who can Mime better then any mime who has ever mimed before. It's about time they are quiet.
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now two guys who got thrown out of accounting class because they divide everything by a dollar three eighty!
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's 2021, do you know where your IT Pros are, well we still don't!
And now its two guys who still cant figure out what the heck it is they do everyweek. Here they are
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now two guys who made this announcer guy get out of bed on a week this show isn't supposed to be happening... Ho Freakin' Ho!
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now two guys who's Holliday wrapping looks just like the wiring in their wiring closet.
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now two guys who couldnt make it in retail. but if you watch this show, boy they sell a lot of .... OH... I shouldn't say that.
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now Two guys who really want to make a joke about their landscaping company.... yeah... we're not going there.
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now two Guys who definetely want to run their own Haunted House.... but then this Virus thing....
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now two guys you don't want building your house, unless it's made out of Lincon Logs.
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now two Guys who couldnt make it as t-shirt printers, buy boy can they print other things.
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We still don't know where your IT Pros Are... They are still the official, unofficial - official IT Pros.
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
and now, two guys who couldn't make it as billboard installers, but boy could they configure install shield...
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now two guys who couldn't make it as Ninjas, but they sure are black belts at repairing all the problems they cause.
It's Patch and Switch
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now two guys who will never... Ever.... Make it to general availability. Here they are!
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now two guys who can't be bothered to replace their spark plug on the lawnmower, but they will happily upgrade your hard drive...
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now two guys who couldn't make it as country cloud valet attendants... but somehow ended up in IT...
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now two guys who put the social in social distancing...
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's - hey buddy, know what day it is? Anyone know what's happening? its Friday and Do you know where your IT Pros are, because they are the ones keeping us all working.
And now...
It's Patch and Switch!
I am going back to bed.
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now two guys who are reliving groundhog day, everyday... aren't we all?
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now two guys who are undefeated in winning podcast awards. Because they have never been nominated to one.
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And here they are. the two guys who make Friday.... Friday?
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now, two guys who are more exciting then changing the tape on your tape backup solution.
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now, starting 2020 off with a Bang, or is it a half bang... somebody know where the guy with the hat is? is this thing on?
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now, well one of the guys bothered to show up. who pays these guys? why am I even here?
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch. And now, two guys (with a guest) are LIVE at Microsoft Ignite in Orlando.
In today's episode - we are LIVE at Microsoft Ignite in Orlando! We managed to get a Twitter celebrity to come and join us in the podcast booth - Threddy Rex, the ceramic dinosaur who started it all. Oh - and we have its handler Rob Tougher here to translate.
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
Follow the folks in this show:
- Patch and Switch
- Joey Snow
- Rick Claus
- Threddy Rex
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now, two guys who will win the award for, wait what? win something? You mean award LOOSING podcast
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now, two guys who couldn't make it as grocery store stockers, but boy you should see what they can do with a config.ini file.
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now, two guys who sit with an audio engineer who doesn't know how to press the button so we are not live on camera.
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now, two guys who can't tell the difference between a latte and a mocha
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now, two guys who tried to be on the blue angels ground crew, but only got brooms...
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now, two guys who still troubleshoot audio problems in a shared studio...
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now, a sow just as useful as construction on a roadway in the summer
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now, its two guys who do something, connecting cords and typing things in and doing other things
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now, the two guys who screwed around with the audio to get it to work
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now, the two guys you have been waiting over two weeks for (somebody should look into this)
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now, two guys who couldn't make it as Ikea furniture assemblers, but you let them manage your datacenter?
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now, here they are, back live, in the studio (somebody decided to wake up this morning)
It's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now, two guys who finally decided to show up two times in a row - yeah, we are counting it...
It's Patch and Switch
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now, two guys
It's Patch and Switch
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now, two guys
It's Patch and Switch
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now, two guys who
It's Patch and Switch
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now, two guys ...
It's Patch and Switch
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now, two guys who can't figure out the difference between Pacific Standard time
and Pacific Daylight time, and still managed to show up...
It's Patch and Switch
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
Now, two guys who couldn't make it organizing charcuterie boards, but you'll trust them to
replace the server main board.
It's Patch and Switch
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now, two guys who put min in IT admin..
It's Patch and Switch
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
Who are you? I'm the announcer Guy. no I'm the announcer guy. No you! Hey ! Get out of here. Get out of Here.
It's Patch and Switch
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now, two guys who tried to make a run for the border, but thought it was about CSS and HTML...
It's Patch and Switch
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now, two guys who want to be known as people with knowledge of the matter, but have no knowledge...
It's Patch and Switch
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now, two guys who couldn't make it as fence pole diggers but somehow you allow them into your house every other Friday... (isn't that an insurance violation? Somebody look at that contract).
It's Patch and Switch
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now, two guys who are restricted from being within 500 feet of a Zamboni, but still managed to find their way to a hockey rink...
It's Patch and Switch
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now, two guys who don't understand what durable mugs mean...
It's Patch and Switch
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now it's two guys who are announced every week by one of the biggest Oscar snubs ever - it's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now it's two guys who couldnt make it as helium balloon inflators, yet somehow you trust them with your IT (I don't know what's wrong with you) - it's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now it's two guys who couldnt' make it as Carnival Ticket Takers, yet somehow you listen to their idea advice - it's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now it's two guys who took a reality show about IT Pros, but they wouldn't accept deadliest USB cables - it's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's Friday, do you know where Patch and Switch are? We don't... it's Jshoq and J-Flow!
And now - it's two guys who've taken over the podcast - maybe it's for the better - it's J-shoq and J-Flow!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
It's time for another LiveStream Episode of the Patch and Switch show!!! Two IT guys (Patch and Switch) who are talking about whatever comes up. Can you say Tangent! Ultimately it's the Chat Room where everyone hangs out and contributes to the show, so make sure to load it up during the LiveStream!
Well, the Audio Engineer decided to return from Europe. What are we getting into? Well, we have a past due Patch at the start of the episode. We also celebrate SysAdmin Day 2017!
What's this episodes topic? We still don't know until the show starts, if it starts. We have some ideas on what to talk about - but the chatroom shapes the show!
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It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.
And now, it's two guys who barely made it into the studio with all the Canadian candy contraband - it's Patch and Switch!
Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?
Patch and Switch are on the Road to Microsoft Ignite!
Attending #msignite and trying to decide how you are going to view the Vision Keynote? @PatchandSwitch break down the options and unveil who their guests will be for the "Morning Show" viewing option in Hall E1!
See you at Microsoft Ignite! Orlando, Florida - September 25th - 29th.
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It's time for another LiveStream Episode of the Patch and Switch show!!! Two IT guys (Patch and Switch) who are talking about whatever comes up. Can you say Tangent! Ultimately it's the Chat Room where everyone hangs out and contributes to the show, so make sure to load it up during the LiveStream!
Another show without the Audio Engineer but I think we don't need him anymore. Maybe he should just stay there in Europe. What do you think about that, eh? Let's talk about the Fourth of July as well as some technical issues.
What's this episodes topic? We still don't know until the show starts, if it starts. We have some ideas on what to talk about - but the chatroom shapes the show!
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Patch and Switch are on the Road to Microsoft Ignite! We don't know how we managed this - but we've gotten a set of the top secret Microsoft Ignite bags for a reveal / review. Channel 9 won't mind if we borrow their studio for a bit to record this - will they?
Short and sweet.
See you at Microsoft Ignite! Orlando, Florida - September 25th - 29th.
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It's time for another LiveStream Episode of the Patch and Switch show!!! Two IT guys (Patch and Switch) who are talking about whatever comes up. Can you say Tangent! Ultimately it's the Chat Room where everyone hangs out and contributes to the show, so make sure to load it up during the LiveStream!
We have hit 100 episodes!! Do they know we are still making this show? Didn't think we would last past the first 20 frankly. Oh, and we celebrate our 100th episode without the Audio Engineer. What the heck? He went to Europe without talking to us at all!
What's this episodes topic? We still don't know until the show starts, if it starts. We have some ideas on what to talk about - but the chatroom shapes the show!
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Follow @JoeySnow
Follow @RicksterCDN
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