Happy New Year Delinquents! With a new year comes the same ole delinquent energy but all new shenanigans! Today we're talking about a woman that used her 5 year old son as a human shield, the doctor's office that sent out a massive "whoopsie" text, and we draft pick our favorite Hollywood peeps! Do our faves match? Listen and find out!

BE YOU. THEY'LL ADJUST.