Wind in the Willows, by Kenneth Grahame 
Chapter 10 – The Further Adventures of Toad  
The incomparable and unconquerable Mr Toad fights off a hefty barge woman, steals a horse, negotiates with a gipsy, manages a lift in a motor car which he promptly crashes and writes and sings self-congratulating songs about himself praising his own cleverness.  But oh dear!  Constables are on the move against him and gaining fast.  Will Mr Toad successfully escape? 
Read by Robin Coles  
Produced by Wendy Scotchmer  
Stock Music kindly provided by GlydeMedia, from Pond5