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Lil Bit'a News:

• Canadian penises 12th biggest in world, U.S. comes up short at 59th, study finds
• Police come 40 minutes after public masturbator does
• Quebec’s Ministry of Health apologizes for tweeting a link to a PORN video instead of a COVID page
• Farts definitely smell worse in the shower
• WILD NEWS: Man assaulted hotel employee with wizard wand

Deep Shot Sports

• The Match - Tom Brady & Aaron Rogers vs Patrick Mahomes & Josh Allen
• Pittsburgh Maulers USFL coach explains cutting player over pizza/chicken salad incident
• What is the USFL? Will it suffer the same fate as the AAF and XFL
• Best names on each USFL Team
• COUNTRY STRONG: Down in the dirt

Scrub My Clip

• Driving Mrs. Puff
• Influencers only at Coachella
• You can’t censor the vibe
• Roadrunner Slide
• Dogs > Cats
• How my wife thinks women act when she’s not around
• MOIST CLIP: Kilt Tricks

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