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Lil Bit'a News

• There are 5 fewer Doritos per bag now thanks to inflation
• Florida man calls 911, requests for meth to be tested for authenticity, police say
• Gun-stealing, hot dog-eating, beer-swilling bandits chased from hunting cabin in Autauga
• Company Plans to Dig World's Deepest Hole to Unleash Boundless Energy
• There's A Petition To Launch A Vulva-Shaped Spaceship

Deep Shot Sports

• The Golden Bracket - March Madness Sorrow
• Russell Wilson to Mile High
• Mitchell Trubisky signs with Pittsburgh
• Raiders cut NFL’s first actively gay active player
• Formula E is racing with gas
• Country Strong: Big Boy Blade Runner

Scrub My Clip

• Follow up on the farts
• Krusty Nips
• Bills Mafia approves
• Monkey see monkey nut

All that and more!

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