Lit-red Noses, Too Big Shoeses: A Collection of Lyrics and Verses

Episode 17: Crucifix-Rump

(Immersive Verse series)

Crucifix Rump; the Donald!

“The Terror” “The Terrible”

Think “Terrorist-in-Chief”

Glowing in bold relief

Against any semblance of competence

That…plus Mike Pence.

His pledge is: “Make America Grate!”

Think “bone-on-bone”; “claw-on-slate”.

Think unending agitated state;

Offending below-belt berate;

“Thou fool” trumping the golden rule.

Crucifix-Rump; “The Terrible”

Standing in the middle of 5th Avenue

Lying. Pointing his military at you;

But a million marchers are storming the bridge,

80 million voters overtaking the ridge.

He’s made America grate:

Tooled by free-associated hate;

Ground-down steel; ungreased wheel;

A liberty made to ingratiate.

America’s princess—she flinches; she winces.

Crucifix-Rump; “a stable Jesus”

Or at least (an) Apostle Peter: “Commander-in-Tweeter

A Rushmore immortal; tower-o-immoral;

A wall-on-the-border; vanishing mail sorter

Haloed by a blow-dried meringue pie.

C:

His skin: over-white—so much so—

It’s flirting ‘round the edges of pink;

So pink, as to impinge on the fringes of orange.

Let me hear ya say orange. Say orange!


All Music by: Uppbeat

1 Episode by Monument Music

2 Own It by Fugu Vibes

3 Something Greater by All Good Folks

Thank you!

Narrated by: James Rockwood


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