Croncast - 2008-03-21.mp3 Show: #470 Length: 15:41 Size: 10.8mb Format: mp3

Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes We keeps it short today Maggie is sick with croup and flu with fever It's one half of a show So I was at Goodwill What story you tell doesn't start this way? My pockets were loaded I don't trust my purse You shouldn't We haven't told the story of your purse being stolen yet? Nope Another day Not to be disgusting Sure I had to go to the bathroom and leave my cart outside the door I pulled up my pants with ferocity As soon as I left my pockets felt lighter Oh, Baby I go back in and my cell phone is in the toilet Multi-use public toilet I had to decide which hand to stick into the toilet Baby, I gotta tell ya You should have just left it Goodwill urine water would do it You could have sold it with your personal information What are they going to steal? Your skype number? This person could use more friends Lists of potential friends I love the idea How much is a list of friends from a cell phone found in a toilet at Goodwill? You're right Kris, I need you to get me a new phone I want a penny phone Cheap flip phone? Cell phones say a lot about people It's like getting out of prison and wearing the same clothes from 20 years ago I want a phone that I can dial and drive If you hit the shift key you can dial numbers It isn't a smart phone They call that insurance fraud I gotta hit the red dot Sure, if you crack the head open you will void the warranty It's funny you say that Two months ago I had brain surgery I felt like I was an inch tall Omniscient nerd

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