“IF YOU LEAN IN CLOSE, I’ll tell you about the couple right next to us,” says Matthew. She leans not merely close to, but against him. Certainly it can’t have occurred to him, before he asked her to lean closer, that if she leaned this close, with their heads bowed and nearly touching, he would be looking right down the front of her dress. ...

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