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Hello Lamer Gamers! We host a gaming podcast where our main quest is to have fun and give you a combination of gaming news, views, rumors, along with special BONUS POINTS topic where we reach out to the Lamer Community to gather other points of view on hot gaming topics. Now with ridiculous gaming parody commercials! Podcasts that don't follow these two formats are considered SIDEQUEST episodes with a specific focus such as rantings, ravings, reviews, spoilercasts, "nerd alerts", Top 10's, games vs history, and more!
Lamer Gamer Travis rounds up the top gaming news from Reddit Nintendo, Reddit Xbox, Reddit PS5, and Reddit PC in the now monthly News Roundup episode!
What is the MOST ANNOYING thing in a video game? XENOBLADE CHRONICLES 3! (YOU HEAR THAT NOAH?) Sony is mad about Call of Duty
We make fun of reddit top monthly gaming posts. How to Run From Invisible Alligators on Conan Exiles! AND MORE!
Helllloooo Lamer Gamers this is LamerTravis and Rowdy5000 for the Lamer Gamers Podcast! (Portage Park links below!)
In today’s episode we’re going to break down the latest gaming news from the last couple weeks from Nintendo, Playstation, and Xbox. Our Nintendo section will have a fun new sponsor from HGTV’s upcoming totally real and definitely not fake show Animal Crossing Happy Home Hunter! We’ve also heard rumblings about a new acquisition blob monster species in town by the name of Sony! Find out who they ate later in the show, you might be surprised.
Rowdy : OOOH OOOH! We should give them a clue like if Sony were pushed off a bridge and survived because someone tied a BUNGIE cord around their ankle when they weren’t looking…
Travis : Shhhh, don’t give them good clues. We have to make sure they listen past the first part of the show. It’s like clickbait or a Kotaku headline but we’ll actually tell them later instead of scamming them.
Rowdy : Oh yeah, good point.
Travis : Towards the end of the news roundup we’re going to make a cup of angry coffee to get ready for discussing the microtransaction hellscape we are now turning this world in to. If you haven’t heard about the latest Diablo Immortals and BMW news then buckle up sunshine because it’s going to be a bumpy, extremely overpriced ride!
Rowdy : BMW, I thought we were a gaming podcast?
Travis : Yeah well I thought cars couldn’t have Microtransactions or subscriptions for software based services but I was wrong!
Rowdy : After we get all angsty I will be declaring that I am no longer a console peasant and have joined the glorious PC Royalty because I bought a Steam Deck! I’ll give my impressions of the Switch-like Pc known as the Gabe Newell box that our Lord and Savior Gabe Newell has delivered to us. ALL BLESS THE STEAM DECK!
Travis : Does everyone have to recite their love for the Steam Deck and pledge to Gabe Newell of Steam when they buy one of these?
Rowdy: Yes. Yes they do….peasant.
Travis : You are starting to sound like Lord Kromdore The God King of Gaming PCs. I don’t like it…
We’ll end the show with a special BONUS POINTS where we asked a bunch of Lamers on Twitter and Discord : “The Real World is Now A Game – What DLC or Microtransactions does or should it have?”
All this and more on the Lamer Gamers Podcast
Travis : Rowdy, cue the music!
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In today’s episode we’re heading back to the Exiled Lands and talking about Conan Exiles! We will be doing a deep dive into the upcoming Age of Sorcery update that will hit sometime in the third quarter of this year! Now this is a game that is rated Mature for 18 years olds and up. Some of the content we discuss in the game will be a bit more edgy than our regular podcast content and may not be the best thing to have blaring out loud at your local church’s charity bazaar. You can expect us to conjure up the voices of the dead…or maybe just Skylar and Luis, to help us discuss what Funcom means by the Age of Sorcery. This includes spells, rituals, updates to the building system that make me so freaking happy, and the corruption of the game from a survival online experience to a more hardcore MMORPG with the potential for microtransacted black magic in the form of transmogrification. We also have to proverbially pay some bills so expect some commercials from the markets that you find scattered among the Exiled Lands in Conan Exiles. They are 100% totally real and legit commercials and are in no way made up or suggested by people on the Conan Exile subreddit.
Travis – Helllloooo Lamer Gamers this is LamerTravis and Rowdy5000 for the Lamer Gamers Podcast!
We’re back for episode 2 of the 4th season! It’s uhhh…it’s been a while. We were just really busy and not on a super secret mission to save the world by…
Rowdy: Dude..we can’t talk about that…they’ll hear us….they…they are listening.
Travis: Oh..oh yeah…you mean we can’t talk about that covert operation where you managed to take on the world e…
Rowdy: What Travis is trying to say is we’ve had a really insane year getting back from pandemic life and haven’t had time to get an episode…
Travis : IT’S IN THE WATER…STOP TRYING TO KEEP THE TRUTH HIDDEN…
Rowdy: (club to the back of the head…random crashing sfx)
Rowdy:
Now there has been a lot going on since we’ve been gone but we’re going to pretend that none of that has happened and try to focus on the last couple weeks of gaming news for the News Roundup. (Travis wakes up and randomly yells I’m ok in the distance while Rowdy continues the intro…)
In today’s episode we’re going to do a short News Roundup where we’ll talk about a few things going on that we find interesting such as the new Pokemon Scarlet/Violet game announcement. Xbox announced a whole slew of games coming out within the next year. And Last of Us was remastered.
Travis: Didn’t they already re-release it or something like that?
Rowdy: I’ll explain it to Travis…in simple words so he can properly understand it when we get to that segment.
Then we’ll talk about some other announcements such as Dragon’s Dogma 2 and Final Fantasy …uhh…games.
Travis: After the News Roundup we’ll have a special REVIEW BOMBS where we’ll read only the best, organic, absolutely pure, possibly even pescatarian and gluten free, 0 star reviews of Diablo Immortal in all it’s glory.
We’ll end the episode with our new segment GAMES WE ARE HYPED ABOUT followed by Games We’ve been playing!
All this and more on the Lamer Gamers Podcast
Kirby and the Forgotten Land, Pokemon Legends Arceus, PS5 VR2, PS5 VRR Soon, Stalker <3's NFC's (but nobody else does), Cross-Platform Censorship, Rowdy Tries to Buy an Xbox and more!
BONUS POINTS: What are you most excited to see in gaming in 2022?
THE RETURN OF LAMESTRODAMUS!
We ask Lamestrodamus will there be a new Smash Bros and will Cyberpunk 2077 next gen update come out Q1 2022!
Squeenix blames Crystal Dynamics Impressions #ForzaHorizon5, #FarCry6 #ItTakesTwo #AnimalCrossingDLC and more!
The Lamers Gamers Travis and Rowdy talk about the Nintendo Direct and try to determine...was it lame? Also featuring BONUS POINTS where we asked a bunch of Lamers the question - Who would you cast in the new Mario Bros movie? Impressions of Tales of Arise, Cruis'n Blast and more!
LamerTravis reviews Psychonauts 2 in a spoiler-free way and attempts to answer the ultimate question about the game. Is Psychonauts 2 Lame? You'll find out the answer along with a brief history of Tim Schafer and Double Fine Productions, a glimpse into the controversy surrounding the game, and why this game is more than just another platformer!
CONAN EXILES : IS IT LAME? Travis and Skylar review #ConanExiles and act out answers to the Bonus Points question from r/ConanExiles!
BONUS POINTS - LAMER THEATER "What was your first purge like?"
The Lamer Gamers *featuring Lord Kromdore the ruler of the PC Elite) pit the Steam Deck against the Nintendo Switch in an attempt to determine if the new Steam console will be a Nintendo Switch killer! Also, we have a July 2021 Gaming News Roundup featuring Nintendo, Sony, and Xbox/Game Pass news! All this and more!
Review Bombs + Impressions for Dark Alliance, Mass Effect LE Funny Commercial, Top 3 Janky Games, BONUS POINTS - What is your favorite Janky Game? Plus we angered THOR during the episode!
LamerTravis gives you some tips on how to avoid getting scammed when purchasing an Xbox Series X/S or Playstation 5! Look for the video on Youtube later this week!
The Lamer Gamers tell you when to look for the best E3 Conferences including Nintendo, Microsoft/Bethesda and more! We also talk about the latest rumors floating around the internet for games like Elden Ring, Starfield, Elder Scrolls 6, and a bunch of other games! Followed by a special BONUS POINTS segment where we asked a bunch of lamers on Twitter what secrets they know about E3. All this and more on the Lamer Gamers Podcast!
-MK8 Best Selling Racer
-A Bevy of Xbox/Game Pass News
-Rowdy Rants about PS5 PS NOW + Video Rumors
-CONSPIRACY THEORY - Balan Demo Disappearance
-REVIEW BOMBS : Truck Championship Racing
-BONUS POINTS: Nintendo + Microsoft Rumor
-and more...
SIDEQUEST! Lamer Brew: The Quest for Epic Coffee is the first part of a new sidequest series where the Lamer Gamers talk about how they went from coffee lamers to coffee snobs (also lamers!) Each episode features a video game to pair your coffee with that they give their impressions of. This episode pairs Ethopia Uraga Tebe Haro Wato pour overs and High Brew coffee with Donut County!
KNEEL BEFORE THE PC ELITE! PC Gaming News ft Lord Kromdore! Nvidia DLSS vs AMD Fidelity FX Jousting Match. Does Travis Apologize to Todd Howard?. Valheim. Game Pass PC + Auto-HDR. BONUS POINTS : PC or Console Gaming?. How to fix Avengers Saves (funny)and more!
THE MICROSOFT ACQUISITION! NEW EPISODE 3/16
-Should Microsoft make Bethesda Zenimax games exclusive? (Bonus Points)
-AI Voice Acting makes Travis Question Reality
-Bravely Default is Good
-Watch Dogs Legion is not Good
-LotW : Harvest Moon is a Lie!
-Epic Fake Commercials
-more!
The Acquisition - A fake movie trailer by the Lamer Gamers Podcast for the episode "The Microsoft Acquisition".
NEW EPISODE 3/1 - SCAPEGOAT SIMULATOR!
-Dragon Age now single player rpg
-xbox fps boost
-ps5 storage upgrade this summer
-Politicians Scapegoating Games...again
-State of Play
-Nintendo Direct after 530 Days
-Pokémon Presents
-Diablo 2 Resurrected
-Cyberpunk Complaints Dept.
-BONUS POINTS: How would you change Nintendo Eshop?
-Game Pass March
-Playstation Plus March
-& MORE!
Game Over for Stadia? We talk about that in BONUS POINTS along with news about the Borderlands Movie, Elon Musk wants to make a Halo Warthog, Microsoft puts Bethesda/Zenimax in a vault, Gearbox bought by Embracer (aka Viking Tencent), Google's Al Gorithm kills Terraria on Stadia (and definitely ticks off the developer), and more!
In today’s episode we’re going to start with a news roundup where I’ll let you know about the latest Animal Crossing Festivale update, Bowser’s Fury will only last so long, EA’s dark side finally caused them to lose the force, Bethesda somehow managed to grab Indie’s hat, Blizzard has some Visions that are Vicarious, along with our now regular Cyberpunk Complaints Department, and the Lamer of the Week! We’ll end the show with a special BONUS POINTS segment where we asked all you lamers out there what your thoughts are about the Gamestop Stock Controversy. I’ll do my best to explain both sides of the issue along with giving the opinions of multiple lamers out there.
The Lamer Gamers review Assassin's Creed Valhalla (spoiler free) in the first segment then take a Leap of Faith into the spoilercast of Valhalla in the second segment! Expect some funny commercials relating to AC Valhalla throughout the show. In the spoilercast the Lamers discuss their favorite story arcs, favorite weapon combinations, favorite characters and more. They also talk about the not so great aspects of the game from glitches to bugs to bad story arcs to terrible enemies.
In today’s episode we’re going to talk about everything from the KFC Console to alien pugs in Halo to upcoming game expansions for Hollow Knight and Star Dew Valley to Cyberpunk 2077 news and more in the news roundup! Then we’ll talk about the games we’ve been playing such as Assassin’s Creed Valhalla, Immortals Fenyx Rising, Yakuza Like a Dragon, Dragon Quest XI, and more. Then we’ll end the show with a special BONUS POINTS segment where we asked a bunch of Lamers if they think Nintendo can survive the next generation!
Now before we get started we’d like to let you know that we finally have SPONSORS on the show! We’ve been contacted by multiple fast food companies planning on releasing competition to the most epic console of all time, the KFC Console! So, expect a couple commercials during the show that will totally not interrupt your regularly schedule Lamer Gamers Podcast
In today’s episode I’ll give you a glimpse at the latest Nintendo, PS5, Xbox, and PC news including some surprise game announcements for the Nintendo Switch, the Playstation 5 is apparently more important than toilet paper, Cyberpunk 2077 is causing people to lose their minds, Xbox will bring back a game from the brink of darkness, and more including the Lamer of the Week that isn’t exactly what we ordered.. Afterwards I’ll give you my impressions of the Xbox Series X we have officially deemed the CHADBOX! All that and more on the Lamer Gamers Podcast…
In today’s episode we’re going to dive into the latest battle of the console wars known as THE BATTLE OF THE BOTS where it seems that a few retailers are finally pushing back against the horde of scalpers. We’ll also talk about the latest news and rumors flying around that include everything from telekinesis to hedgehogs to mechs. Then we have a special NERD ALERT where we break down some problems with the PS5 and Xbox Series consoles that are well..causing things to break down along with a warning about the scariest bug of all in Call of Duty as we give Activision our Lamer of the Week award! Afterwards we’ll talk about the games we’ve been playing such as Assassin’s Creed Valhalla, Bugsnax, Spider Man Miles Morales, Hyrule Warriors Age of Calamity, Tetris Connect Multiplayer, and Diablo 3 Season 22! We’ll end the show with some BONUS POINTS where we asked a bunch of Lamers “Should they have delayed the launch of the PS5 and Xbox Series consoles?”
Now before we get started with the show…Let’s check in on Rowdy now that he has finished the delightfully cheery, e-rated game of Bugsnax!
Rowdy: BUNGER BUNGER BUNGER! THE BUGSNAX ARE CRAWLING IN MY SKIN! WE ARE ALL DOOMED! THEY ARE IN MY EYES!!!! THE END IS NIGH! THE GRUMPINATI IS REAL! BUGNSAX IS A LIE!!! (incoherent Rowdy ramblings and Bugsnax noises)
Travis: Oh…k….we’ll get right back to the Lamer Gamers Podcast because it seems Rowdy is in shock and shaking on the ground in the fetal position.. SOMEONE REMOVE HIS TINFOIL HAT…I NEED 10 cc’s of adrenaline and SOMEBODY HIT THE MUSIC STAT!
Hello Lamer Gamers this is LameTravis and Rowdy5000 for the Lamer Gamers Podcast!
In today’s episode Rowdy is going to give us his impressions of the Playstation 5 along with (games …)
LameTravis will give you his impressions playing the latest perpetually distracted viking simulator from Ubisoft aka Assassin’s Creed Valhalla
We break down the absolute worst retailer launch of a console this in the Lamer of the Week. It was not all it was cracked up to be…that’s a pun you’ll get later in the show…
And finally we get to that Bonus Points where we asked a bunch of lamers and streamers if they believe the should have to pay to stream a video game.
All that and more coming up on the Lamer Gamers Podcast
Now before we start the show, Rowdy and LameTravis asked the local seer for signs from the Norse gods. She claimed that to properly soothsay and see the signs that she needed a PS5 or Xbox Series S for…reasons… so we have been informed to raid, loot, and pillage the local Wal-Mart for new consoles, in the name of Odin and Thor!
In today’s episode I’m going to talk about the latest Nintendo news….sort of…then we’re going to jump into the 2020 CONSOLE WARS BETWEEN THE PLAYSTATION 5 AND XBOX SERIES CONSOLES! I’ll let you know where to get one of these magnificent beasts that probably won’t fit into your entertainment center if you haven’t already preordered then give you the latest good and bad news about these boxes of power. Then I’ll take a quick break and announce the Lamer of the Week along with a visit from our old friend Lamestrodamus upon special request
Now let’s get prepare a bag with all the essentials we need for survival. Such as a canteen of water, canned food, MRE’s, a multi tool, swiss army knife, bear mace, and our Nintendo Switch because it is time to brave the cold dark wind as we WAIT IN LINE FOR A NEW CONSOLE!!! Oh wait…I’ve received a transmission from my trusty radio…apparently standing in line for the new console is not allowed…well darn…I guess I’ll go back to pressing F5 while recording the next episode of the Lamer Gamers Podcast
In today’s episode we’re going to round up the week’s latest gaming news where we let you know “What’s in the box” of the Fire Emblem 30th anniversary edition, talk about some updates coming to some PS4 games that add a bit of content followed by a Nerd Alert about the Playstation regarding Sony recording party chats. Then we dive into a bunch of xbox series x rumors and get to the bottom of how hot the Xbox Series X really is. And finally if you are planning on buying a new tv to go with your fancy new console, there may be some concerns you should be aware about!
And of course we’ll take the most egregious of news items to give the coveted LAMER OF THE WEEK award by the end of the news segment!
Rowdy will also give us some insight on GENSHIN IMPACT! in this episode.
All that and more coming up on the Lamer Gamers Podcast
simplyTravis tries to give you the latest gaming news of the week after getting back electricity from Hurricane Delta! Also BONUS POINTS where we asked lamers online what their most anticipated game was this holiday season.
In today’s episode we’re going to round up the week’s latest gaming news including Minecraft Steve in Smash Bros Ultimate, Mario Circuit has some nifty new details, Spiderman Remastered details for PS5, Bloodboorne lookin' goooood, Xbox Series X Compatibility is flopping fantastic, Game Pass news including when EA Play will hit and much more!
Then we’ll announce the LAMER OF THE WEEK award winner along with some that didn’t quite get that coveted golden Lamer trophy.
I’ll spend some time talking about the Among Us and talk about why some things I'm sus about regarding it's popularity.
And I’ll end the show surrounded by a thousand pointy blades in the latest BONUS POINTS segment where we asked all you Lamers on Twitter and Discord what was your most unpopular gaming opinion!
All that and more coming up on the Lamer Gamers Podcast
In today’s episode we’re going to round up the week’s latest gaming news including Nintendo’s latest fighting game featuring the little cute pink puffball that has the ability to consume entire planets, Animal Crossing gets spooooky, Playstation announces the PS Plus Collection to punch back at Game Pass, the Xbox Series launch was a total disaster, followed by a nerd alert on the expensive Xbox Series NVME card, and in a shocking move Bethesda takes an arrow to the knee as they accept a proposal from Microsoft! All this and more coming up in the Game News Round Up!
In today’s episode we’re going to round up the week’s latest gaming news for the Lamer News Roundup including the Nintendo Direct Mini, we say goodbye to a Nintendo handheld that will be taken out of production, the PS5 price including the announcement of when pre-orders were going to happen followed by the exact opposite of that happening causing Rowdy5000 to blow up my phone with many…many…angry text messages when he tried to order his own playstation 5, we’ll let you know when you can actually order an Xbox Series console followed by an explanation of teraflop efficiency requested by a fan of the show, and much more!
After that we’ll talk about the latest games we’ve been playing including 3d Mario All Stars and Rocket League.
Then we’ll announce the LAMER OF THE WEEK award winner along with some that didn’t quite get that coveted golden Lamer trophy.
And we’ll end the show with some BONUS POINTS where we asked a bunch of Lamers if they planned on getting either a PS5 or an Xbox Series console along with an explanation of when…and why.
In today’s episode Travis will round-up the latest gaming news including the Mario 35th Anniversary Direct, the Playstation news, Microsofts new consoles leaked so they just told everyone about it a week early, and there is a new disruptive gaming GPU out there from NVIDIA. After that Rowdy will join the fray and we talk about the latest games we’ve been playing such as Marvel’s Avengers, Ghosts of Tsushima, Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 1 & 2, and Outer World’s Peril on Gorgon. We also have a brand new segment called Lamer of the Week where we crown the lamest things to happen in gaming for the previous week. Finally we end the show with our popular Bonus Points segment where we asked a bunch of Lamers on twitter and discord what they thought about the prices of the Xbox Series S and X.
In this episode Rowdy gets abducted by a spider leaving Travis alone to talk about the latest gaming news (Sony State of Play, Aeon Must Die Controversy, Nintendo & Sony Earnings, Fall Guys Falls Into a Hit, xCloud & Apple Store problems Deep Dive, Game Pass August Releases), rumors (Sony exclusives, FFXVI, and did an executive order ban Tencent's Fortnite and League of Legends?), and the impressions for The Touryst, It Lurks Below, and Far Cry 5. Rowdy manages to escape to join in the BONUS POINTS segment where we ask what the Lamer Community thinks about games having console exclusive content such as Spider Man on PS5 Avengers. This and more!
Timestamps:
News - 01:42
Rumors - 57:10
Impressions - 1:10:07
Bonus Points - 1:25:14
The Lamer Gamers talk about the Animal Crossing Summer Update 2, 343 responding to the Halo controversy and Craig, Anthem changes coming, Carrion selling like amorphous hot cakes, and some fun facts about Ghosts of Tsushima and Grounded! They also tackle the Nintendo Switch rumor that claims DLSS 2.0 will be included and the first ever rumor from a bag of doritos! Then the guys give their impressions of Ghosts of Tsushima, Grounded, Carrion, and Paper Mario Origami King. They end the show with a special BONUS POINTS segment asking the Lamer Community when the last time they were surprised by a video game!
Intro 00:00:24, News 00:04:02, Rumors 00:29:24, Game Impressions 00:42:51, Bonus Points 01:25:55
In today’s special sidequest episode we’re going to take a look (or is a listen..I mean this is a podcast) no…we’re going to take a bite out of the infinitesimal Nintendo Direct Mini which featured games that were not Nintendo 1st party games. Afterwards we’re going to dive into the main entrée of the Xbox Games Showcase and determine if it’s a big, juicy steak that was cooked to a nice medium rare in garlic butter or more like the whopper you get a burger king that has extra tomatoes when you specifically asked for no tomatoes around 3 am after waiting in line for 45 minutes because there is only one guy actually working while the other 3 employees are on their second smoke break since you finally decided to stop holding your foot down on the brake and just put it in park. We will also determine which next-gen console has the best exclusives. Then we’ll jump into a Bonus Points segment where we asked fellow lamers if they thought Xbox Game Pass is good or bad for the gaming industry. Now it’s time to finally put this proverbial car in gear so let’s get started…
The Lamer Gamers talk about Ubisoft Forward (including Ghost Recon Breakpoint, Watchdogs Legion, Brawlhalla Mobile, Hyperscape, Assassin's Creed Valhalla, Far Cry 6, and more!), Stadia Connect, Sony Invests in Epic Games, July Game Pass releases, Xbox One X no longer being produced, Xcloud coming to game pass and more in the news! The guys also talk about the most recent rumors for Nintendo releases and Xbox Live Gold potentially combining with Game Pass. This is followed up with gaming impressions of Burnout Remastered on Switch and Forager on Xbox One X. In Bonus Points the guys ask friends of the show and fellow lamers if they want to see E3 return or continue the current direct style of announcing games!
Now we have invoked the powers of Lamestrodamus to inform you that we are on the verge of war…a console war…we’ve seen the signs. Fan boys gathering in social media spaces yelling snarky digital snippets at each other known as tweets. Angry, disaffected PC Master race types clinging to their multi-threaded multi-thousand dollar machines but not too close so they avoid 3rd degree burns from the heat coming out the back. Nintendo just kinda laying around doing whatever the heck Nintendo does kinda like Switzerland in WWII. Microsoft claims they have found some sort of monolithic box that points green ray traced light up to the heavens. And Sony, in a fit of disassociated rage wrapped a binder around a modem screaming to the world about how Unreal everything is. Being concerned about these signs we traveled far and wide looking for signs of the upcoming war and were eventually led to the sage Lamestrodamus living under a bridge that claims he shared these same visions of two giant console titans that won’t fit on your tv stand together. Lamestrodamus confirmed our suspicions with some tea leaves, an Ouija board, some Nitro brew coffee, and a 20 piece box of chicken nuggets. Now that we have confirmed our suspicions of the future in the gaming world we can better inform you of what is to come. Now lets get started.
In today’s episode we'll be talking about the Devolver Direct, Treehouse Live, new Nintendo Online games for July, Forager coming to Game Pass, Xbox Series X rumors, a smidgen of PS5 rumors, Warface impressions, Greedfall impressions (its full of Spiders), and in the BONUS POINTS section we ask "What are your thoughts on games nextgen costing 70 dollars?" and more!
Now we’re going to follow in the footsteps of the Devolver Direct and build up some fake hype for our podcast in our official LAMER GAMERS PODCAST DIRECT. We’re going to be taking hype for our podcast, paying Google, Twitter, and Facebook thousands of dollars to load it into an advertising cannon and will blast away your faces with all the podcast hype! Nobody really cares if a podcast is good or has a loyal following NO..you either have to associated with a multi million dollar media company or pay for advertising so we’re going the low route and will advertise about how OR MAYBE GET ON IHEART RADIO so…are you ready for the most awesome, intense, podcast that hits all the right notes of a money making podcast? Well in this episode we’re going to talk about murder, conspiracy, use allll the cuss word (maybe even some we make up), natural disasters, reality tv, and as much low brow entertainment news about celebs and youtubers as possible. You ready for this? Let’s get started! (wait…we’re still doing a gaming podcast….) Yeah, forget that other stuff , we just want people to download this, who cares about making a good podcast anymore.
Don't have time to listen to the whole episode? Check below for time stamps or find it in segments at Lamer Gamers Bytes on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you cast your pods!
Intro of Intense Hype 00:00:24
News 00:03:44
Rumors 00:48:51
Game Impressions 01:03:46
Bonus Points 01:23:10
Hello Lamer Gamers this is simplyTravis. I’m just dropping in to let you know that we are not posting a full podcast this week for 2 main reasons. The first reason is that Rowdy5000 is currently on the front lines of the war against the gobbles (which if you listen regularly to our show…is our code name for the current sickness that is ravaging our land and is currently spiking in Texas that for some reason the worlds largest search engine doesn’t like us to talk about…sigh…but anyways) Rowdy5000 is currently taking very lengthy, uncomfortable q-tips and gently caressing the back of sickly folks brains through their nose and testing them for the gobbles. Or the back of their throats….it just feels like it’s gonna reach your brain. Anyway…so he’s way too busy to record and edit a show this week after working about 70 hours. The second reason is that we normally record on Friday or Saturday but it is 4th of July weekend out here in Texas so there has been a non-stop cavalcade of concussive bursts echoing through the swamps and freaking out my dogs. I’m honestly surprised they haven’t barked yet.
So we will be back next week with our main quest style show. If you are looking for the News Round Up unfortunately that isn’t happening today but we have changed our main quest format to hit the news and rumors first so you can go back and listen to the first part of the last 3 or 4 episodes and get caught up. We will do our best to have it back for next month. Unfortunately with all the summer gaming news and 2 brand new consoles coming out soon there is really too much news to do sidequest shows lately.
Now before I let y’all get back to work or back from lunch or maybe even you are about to have another round with Ganon…June was our biggest month since the Google search engine algorithm change. I want to send an extra special thank you to everyone that has listened to us and subscribed. We’ve managed to grow the show without help from search engines for over a year. Without everyone sharing the show we probably …well…ok…we’d probably still because Rowdy and I really…REAALLLY like talking about video games but all of you Lamers make it way more fun… Alright folks that’s going to be it for me. If you are out here in the States I hope you had a Happy Independence Day weekend and to everyone in the world thank you once again for listening to the Official Podcast for the Lamers and Working Class Gamers here at the Lamer Gamers Podcast!
In today’s episode we’re gonna let you know about what’s coming up in the Animal Crossing Summer Update, talk about a new character with long arms showing up to Smash, along with some other interesting news items from this week. Then we’ll jump into a Fake Gaming News PSA about the Nintendo Switch along with some interesting patens for the PS5 and end with some more Xbox Lockhart rumors! Afterwards we’ll talk about the games we’ve playing and end the show with some Bonus Points about the latest controversy surrounding Mixer being absorbed by Facebook Gaming.
Timestamps
News: 2:20
Rumors: 31:53
Impressions: 49:30
Bonus Points: 1:07:44
In today’s much larger episode than expected (kinda like that PS5 amirite, lol) we’re going to talk about the recent Pokemon Presents news including details on Pokemon Snap, Pokemon Café Mix, and Pokemon Smile. Next we’ll talk about the pros and cons of pushing back the release date of Cyberpunk 2077. Then we’ll round out the news section with a discussion on the latest game to get review bombed – The Last of Us 2. We’ll move into the rumors section with some patents that could be centered around the PSVR 2 along with what is quite possibly a big stinky pile of fake gaming news that claims the Xbox Series X event will be the “night of mic drops.” We’ll then move into some impressions from the game Grounded and finish with our BONUS POINTS segment where we asked as assortment of friends of the show the question Do you have a problem with the size of the #PS5 and #XboxSeriesX ? Or are you ok with the massive next gen proportions?
Now let’s start a café for pokemon and train the most ornery of bidoofs to create a venti, half-whole milk, one quarter 1%, one quarter non-fat, extra hot, split quad shots including 1 1/2 shots decaf Columbian espresso with 2 1/2 shots organic, non-gmo, fair trade, single origin Ethiopian yurga-cheffe espresso at 203 degrees farenheit, no foam latte, with whip, 2 packets of splenda, 1 sugar in the raw, a touch of vanilla syrup and 3 short sprinkles of cinnamon in the latest episode of the Lamer Gamers Podcast!
What’s up Lamer Gamers, This is Rowdy5000 and simplyTravis, and we’re here to talk about the Playstation 5 reveal event. The ups, the downs, the good, the bad, and the ugly or as I like to call it, the ridiculous amount of compression form youtube. We’ll discuss some of the games revealed, our thoughts and opinions about the games revealed, and talk about that interesting design choice. This isn’t your father’s pizza slice warmer. So sit down and put on your safety belts cause this ride is about to get bumpy.
Hello Lamer Gamers! This is simplyTravis and Rowdy5000 for the Lamer Gamers Podcast!
In today’s episode we’re going to talk about some of the top gaming news from this week including the Game Gear Micro surprise release, Nyko is now offering relief for people and Nintendo’s affected by their Portable Dock, new Minecraft Dungeons DLC releasing in July, and we’ll read Sony’s announcement about the PS5 debut has being postponed. Afterwards we’ll give you impressions of Xenoblade Chronicles Definitive Edition, Minecraft Dungeons, Maneater, and Assassin’s Creed Origins. Then we’re adding a special BONUS POINTS section where we ask a couple questions to end the show including What if Cyberpunk 2077 sucks and does Travis think that Google Stadia is worth buying after he’s finally played Stadia Pro.
Now let’s eat a suit of armor and the license plates from every single state and Mako our way to the Clovis Bay as we Hammerhead our enemies to their watery graves in the latest episode of the Lamer Gamers Podcast!
Welcome to the Lamer Gamers May News Round-Up! This episode is part of the service we provide for the people who don’t have the time to keep up with all the news and the twitters. We are going to break down the top news from the month for each console and a sort mixture of multiplatform and pc stuff we find interesting along with the most convincing rumors, the most ridiculous fake gaming news, the games that released for May, and even the games to look forward to in June!
As a quick note –We will no longer say the name of the current sickness plaguing our lands. Instead, we shall refer to it as THE GOBBLES because if you don’t wear a mask while eating garbage turkeys you will most definitely get the gobbles. It’s absolutely ridiculous but the unfortunate reality of content creation at this moment does not allow those of us to speak of the virus on our shows because the people that power the shadows on the wall at Google, Twitter, etc… will make our podcast less visible to the public.
Now that we’ve broken down our hundredth piece of gear we looted from mobs of boxy looking zombies and creepers (huh) then enchanted said armor and weapons with the ability to bring lightning down from the heavens to smite these low polygonal minions LETS GET STARTED…
And in today’s episode we’re going to put on our headbands and windsuits so we can take a brisk powerwalk down memory lane and talk about some of our favorite..... and not so favorite gaming sidekicks. We’ve also reached out so some of our fellow podcasters, streamers, and fans to get their opinions.
In today’s episode we’re going to talk about the games we’ve played recently like Assassin’s Creed Odyssey aaaand Origins, Streets of Rage 4 Co Op, Huntdown, Dragon Ball Fighter Z. Then we’ll talk about the biggest news from this last week including a surprise announcement about a new Paper Mario, Ghosts of Tsushima, along with a Nerd Alert on the Playstation 5 Unreal 5 Engine Demo. We’ll end the show with some rumors that include possible release dates for PS5 and Xbox Series X, a new Battlefield rumor, Konami rumors, and a bonus rumor that is tagging along with the Mario 35th Anniversary rumors.
In today’s episode I’m going to talk about the Inside Xbox May 2020 which featured gameplay of various Xbox Series X games. I’ll give you a short summary of what each game was, describe it’s graphical appearance along with my impressions, discern whether we really saw gameplay or not, and read the explanation given by each developer.
In today’s episode we’re going to talk about Fallout 76 Wastelanders, FFVII Remake, Predator Hunting Grounds, Streets of Rage 4, Nier Automata, Game Pass hitting 10 million subscribers along with a quick nerd alert for the XSX, The Last of Us 2 was leaked (and has a new release date), Assassin’s Creed Valhalla announcement, and Indivisible launched no the Switch…but the developers didn’t know about it!
Now let’s put on some blindfolds and jump into a giant flying mech to fight in the most epic of battles with what looks like a Home Depot on steroids in the latest episode of Lamer Gamers Podcast BECOME AS GODS edition! BECOME AS GODS BECOME AS GODS BECOME AS GODS (need to get everyone in the background to do this if possible)
Welcome to the Lamer Gamers April News Round-Up! This episode is part of the service we provide for the people who don’t have the time to keep up with all the news and the twitters. We are going to break down the top news from the month for each console and a sort mixture of multiplatform and pc stuff we find interesting along with the most convincing rumors, the most ridiculous fake gaming news, the games that released for April, and even the games to look forward to in May!
Hello Lamer Gamers this is simplyTravis and Rowdy5000 for the Lamer Gamers Podcast!
This week we are going to do something new…something special. WE’RE GOING TO PLAY GAMES!
Rowdy – “Don’t we do that all the time though?”
Travis - “Yeah, but we’re going to stream them this week”
Rowdy – “Oh, nice”
Travis – It’s the LAMER GAMERS ACTUALLY GAME - GAMING WEEK! We’re going to stream a game every day of the week at 4pm Pacific/ 5pm Mountain/ 6pm Central/7pm Eastern on twitch.tv/lamergamerspodcast – Rowdy what are you playing next week and what days?
Rowdy – Monday 4/20 simplyTravis and I will be visiting each others islands on Animal Crossing New Horizons. It’s gonna be an MTV cribs style episode. It’s also the first time we’ve seen each other's islands. Should be interesting.
Tuesday 4/21 Resident Evil 3 Remake from the beginning. It’s my second playthrough of the game and I'm gonna play as much as possible, maybe even play through the whole game.
Travis – And on Wednesday and Friday I’m going to be playing the game I never stop talking about…Pillars of Eternity 2 Deadfire! I will be roleplaying the character Bartleby : The Beckoner of Bad Ideas by reading all of his choices and narrating everything that is not voice acted in the game. I have imported the “Everything Bad” save from Pillars of Eternity 1 and will try to tick off the gods even more! So join me and Bartleby as we hide behind a shield, throw explosives, and let my literal skeleton crew do all the fighting! Now I will be streaming as Bartleby a couple times a week and we’ve already had more than 150 views of this series on Youtube so far!
On Thursday we'll join up with the Game Witness Discord to play some Smash Bros on the Switch!
If you can’t catch the stream live, don’t worry! We’ll upload everything to the Lamer Gamers Youtube page so you can keep up with all the fun!
Next week we will be back to our regularly scheduled podcasting with the April News Round Up! See you guys next week…
Rowdy – Don’t you mean starting Monday …we’re going to see them Monday when we play Animal Crossing and show off our cribs.
Travis – Oh yeah! See y’all Monday and thanks for listening the Lamer Gamers Podcast!
In today’s episode we’re going to make the Playstation 5 and Xbox Series X controller duke it out in a no-holds barred brawl to the death (or something like that..I dunno..maybe we’ll just talk about it), break down the news from the April edition of Inside Xbox, and we will finally give you an update on the whereabouts of Cooking Mama Cookstar.
Now, before we start the show…we’re going to try to do something never attempted before. We are going to press the X button on all three consoles and a keyboard simultaneously to hopefully alter the space time continuum and force Nintendo to never release the CD I version of Zelda. You got your controllers ready? Let’s hit the X button in 3…2…1…GOOOOO
In today’s episode we’re going to talk about the Doom Eternal, One Piece Pirate Warriors 4, Resident Evil 3, Animal Crossing, Bastion, Bravely Default 2 Demo, Nintendo Mini Direct, game delays, Esports on ESPN, then end with an investigation into the disappearance of Cooking Mama : Cookstar
Now we’re going to chop trees, go fishing, collect fossils, shoot balloons out of the sky, find another freaking egg, make fish bait so I don’t fish eggs out of the water, talk to another animal, catch a sea bass, go to an island, try to find tarantula island, make my own tarantula, no scope an egg balloon, get bit by a tarantula while shooting a balloon, break a shovel, break a net, break a fishing pole, go to another island to offload these freaking apples, hit Zipper bunny with a net again for fun, jump over this river, pay Tom Nook to build a bridge, pay Tom Nook for another room and THEN START IT ALL OVER AGAIN TOMORROW!
News Times:
- Sony PS4 & PS5 - 00:01:48
- Nintendo Switch - 00:35:33
- Microsoft Xbox - 01:08:01
- Multiplatform & PC - 01:34:43
Hello Lamer Gamers! This is simplyTravis and Rowdy5000 for the Lamer Gamers Podcast!
In today’s episode we’re going to talk about the 10 Games to Escape the World With..because right now everybody needs a little bit of escapism with all the craziness going on with the Coronavirus Pandemic. I think it’s going to be a good show, what do you think Rowdy –
I think it’s going to be sick.
This podcast may go viral.
Before Rowdy makes anymore inappropriate jokes about this episode if you like the stuff we do here on the show make sure to check out @lamergamerscast on Twitter, www.lamergamers.com/subscribe, and throw a review down on Apple Podcasts or Podchaser!
Now, let’s get started with our first show where we are extremely socially distanced on opposite sides of the rivers in the Steamy Swamps of South East Texas!
In this episode the Lamer Wives take over the show to talk about Animal Crossing New Horizons! Learn about the most exciting things to look forward to in Animal Crossing before it comes out.
In today’s episode we’re going to talk about the game’s we’ve played recently such as the Witcher, Last of Us, Resident Evil 2 Remake, Final Fantasy 7 (both the demo and original), and Divinity Original Sin 2. After that we’ll give you an update on how the gaming industry has been affected by the Coronavirus in the US, China, and Esports. In the rumors section we’ll take a look at some rumors flying around where Google might be sweet talking indies so it can steal their soul to keep Stadia alive a bit longer, Rowdy talks about why he thinks the PS5 won’t be hitting shelves this Christmas, and to close the show we’ll take a look at an interview with gaming god Shigeru Miyamato where he states that Nintendo has shed their “childish” image and determine ..have they really?
Now we’re going to grab a stick and a shell to make a magical staff, roll some dice to determine our stats, and go on an epic adventure for glory, loot and hitting save every single time we do something questionable. And that questionable thing we’re going to do right now is fight off the threat of the calamitous and cranky crustacean with claws of calamity named Septa the Ineffable that is holding our microphones that we kinda need to record the latest episode of the Lamer Gamers Podcast. TO BATTLE!
simplyTravis and Rowdy5000 talk about why it took them so long to start playing the Witcher 3. They then take an in-depth look at the game, controls, graphics, lore, and more! Expect some talk about the books, Netflix series, and a couple spoilers here and there.
Hello Lamer Gamers! This is simplyTravis and Rowdy5000 for the official podcast of the Lamers and Working Class Gamers!
Welcome to the Lamer Gamers February Newscast! This episode is part of the service we provide for the people who don’t have the time to keep up with all the news and the twitters. We are going to break down the top news from the month for each console and a sort mixture of multiplatform and pc stuff we find interesting along with the most convincing rumors, the most ridiculous fake gaming news, the games that released for February, and even the games to look forward to in March!
Now that we have a cartoonishly large load of gaming news loaded up in our podcasting trebuchet let’s get started!
Hello Lamer Gamers! This is simplyTravis for the Lamer Gamers Podcast! Welcome to the Xbox Beta Bonanza episode! Oh…and by the way… I’m back! I’ve been on the receiving end of a wombo combo from life in the form of a back injury and then the flu! Ain’t nobody got time for that! You may hear the occasional cough or sniffle coming from my general direction during this cast but honestly, I’m just glad to be back up and running! I’ve missed you fine folks that are scattered across the land listening to our podcast and boy do I have stuff to talk about today!
In today’s episode I will talk about all things Beta. Now I don’t mean like the kinda beta that somebody may call you in a political internet argument, I’m talking about beta games and operating systems! I’ve recently signed up for Xbox Insider to check out if the new user interface they keep talking about is really all it’s cracked up to be then after that I’ll grab some magical playing cards to cast a fire spell as I burn through the Phantasy Star Online 2 closed beta! To finish things off I’ll sign up for a sketchy operation to modify my body because I want to join a cybernetic fight club in the Bleeding Edge beta! The match begins in 3…2…1… GO!
Before we jump into the Xbox Insider Beta if you like the stuff we do here on the show make sure to share this podcast with a friend and hit subscribe on whatever fancy podcast player you are using! You can find out more at www.lamergamers.com/subscribe
SIDEQUEST! In this NSFW language episode of "Rowdy's Ruckus Rants!" Rowdy speaks of the trials and tribulations behind trying to be a good gamer husband but failing miserably because of Nintendo and....ANIMAL CROSSING!
The Lamer Gamers go on a RING FAT ADVENTURE! The guys go to simplyTravis' HOUSE OF GAINS (in an atrociously lame skit) to unbox and play Ring Fit Adventure! In this video the Lamer Gamers break open the box and give their impressions of what it's like to play the game including some alternatives for people who may be getting a bit up in age with bad knees. They also might have the occasional Ring Con tug of war contest...
After the unboxing and impressions Rowdy5000 plays through the first few levels to give you an idea of what the quality of the game is and how it plays. Will this game be too strenuous for you? Is it game enough or is it just lame? Watch the video to find out!
Big thanks to Casey Adams Photography and Good For Nothing Gaming for helping us get this together! You can find Casey's instagram at https://www.instagram.com/caseyadamsp... and Facebook page at https://www.facebook.com/cadamsphotog...
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Our shows tend to follow two paths. A MAIN QUEST and SIDEQUESTS. The main quest podcasts you will find the latest gaming news, views, rumors, fake news, and more! We also have another main quest where we give you a round-up of all the biggest news at the end of the month for each console in our Newscast. Then we tend to do a sidequest on a random chosen topic with either both hosts or solo.
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Hello Lamer Gamers! This is simplyTravis and Rowdy5000 for the official podcast of the Lamers and Working Class Gamers!
Welcome to the Lamer Gamers January Newscast! This episode is part of the service we provide for the people who don’t have the time to keep up with all the news and the twitters. We are going to break down the top news from the month for each console (and maybe pc) along with the most convincing rumors, the most ridiculous fake gaming news, the games that released for January, and even the games to look forward to in February! We might even read some of their more entertaining comments from user reviews on Metacritic.
Now that we have a cartoonishly large load of gaming news loaded up in our podcasting cannons let’s get started!
Hello Lamer Gamers! This is simplyTravis and Rowdy5000 for the Lamer Gamers Podcast! Recently I’ve been preparing for ADVENTURE! This upcoming year I plan to don my shiny anime armor to begin starting up a base in the middle of the frozen Colorado Wasteland while exploring a mine full of monsters using my handy dandy Monado in one hand and Pip Boy on the other! After I take on this swarm of cube shaped monsters I’ll talk about my Top 5 most anticipated games of 2020 while Rowdy5000 probably makes fun of them.
Hello Lamer Gamers! This is simplyTravis and Rowdy5000 for the Lamer Gamers Podcast! Recently we’ve amassed a team of pocket monsters with swords and shields to take on the world! But we’re still kinda salty that we can’t collect them all…but kinda excited that we can catch almost them all!
Today we’re going to talk about the Pokemon Direct from January, the console wars heating up again, and as always talk about the games we’ve played recently! Now that we have the a bunch of pokeballs and the episode loaded up in our podcasting cannons let’s hit that transition music!
In the first episode of Lamer Gamers 2.0 Rowdy5000 talks about his Top 5 most anticipated games of 2020! Next week we'll have simplyTravis and some members of the Lamer Gamers Community talk about their most anticipated upcoming games of 2020.
Hello Lamer Gamers! This is simplyTravis and Rowdy5000 for the Lamer Gamers Podcast and this is THE GREATEST AND LAMEST GAMES OF THE YEAR END PODCAST FOR 2019! While playing (or trying to play) these amazing and not so amazing games…we’ve begun to train students under the house of Lamer and sent them out in the name of Gamer to battle zombies, freakers, the evil corporations of Halycon, those who create corruption on Mount Morda, some weird ugly space monsters that seem to randomly get attached to Velcro walls, and worst of all….a goose…while carrying a bridge baby for…reasons
Hello Lamer Gamers! This is simplyTravis and Rowdy5000 for the Lamer Gamers Podcast! And recently we’ve had another round of apocalyptic adventures since our last episode. Recently Rowdy has been battling The King of Slimes from the TPC plant when he unfortunately had to hit the FLEE button because the King of Slimes gained too much XP and began casting toxic cloud and magic missile!
Today we’re going to talk about waaaay too much news! We’ll first talk about all the games we’ve been playing recently then dive into the ridiculous amount of news that we have feasted on this Holiday Season such as what happened at the Game Awards. Xbox Series X news bonanza, Sony’s State of Play, Nintendo’s Indie World Showcase and more! Then we’ll hop over to our rumors section Fake News to discuss rumors ranging from Metroid games (plural), Pokemon news that well..is fake news, and some interesting rumors walking up to the plate for Sony. Now that we have the show loaded up in our podcasting cannons let’s go!
Rowdy5000 just wanted a couple days off from working at the E.R. to play Dragon Quest XI but his plans were cut short by the TPC Plant explosion! Once the plant started gained enough XP to cast Toxic Cloud and Magic Missile he had to evacuate! In this episode Rowdy rants about Dragon Quest XI and what happened during the evacuation process while escaping the TPC explosion.
Hello Lamer Gamers! You are listening to the Lamer Gamers Podcast and welcome to the Lamest Gamest Holiday Guide 2019! My name is simplyTravis and I will be whisking you away on a majestical sleigh ride of holiday savings that you can find on Black Friday along with some suggestions for different family members. I’ll also make some suggestions for the most economical ways to get a kid or teenager a brand new console without taking out a brand new loan to pay for it!
Now that we have the introduction taken care of it’s time for me to put glowing red noses on my dogs, hitch them up to a sleigh, and don my orange and cyan Santa hat as we ride on through the night to bring you the Lamest Gamest Holiday Guide for 2019!
NOW PIG! NOW BELL! NOW SHORTSTACK! TO THE TOP OF THE PORCH! TO THE TOP OF THE WALL! NOW DASH AWAY! DASH AWAY! DASH AWAY ALL! 101
Hello Lamer Gamers! This is simplyTravis and Rowdy5000 for the Lamer Gamers Podcast! And recently we’ve been tasked with becoming the very best. Like no one was before. The catch these little monsters is our real test. To train them is our cause. So today we’re going to travel across the land searching far and wide to teach Pokemon that the real power….it’s inside. And after that we’re going to talk about the game’s we’ve played recently such as Luigi’s Mansion, Death Stranding, Outer Worlds, and UFC 3. Then we’re going to give you a break down the news from Microsoft’s XO19, Google Stadia taking its first baby steps then kinda just stumbling around mindless spouting off some nonsense, Pokemon Sword & Shield Pros & Cons, then we’ll end the show with Review Bombing focusing on the recent low scores put out by users that aren’t really even playing Death Stranding or Pokemon.
Hello Lamer Gamers, this is rowdy5000 and simplyTravis...we have a problem. We were invited to some sort of fancy hotel by a Ms. Helen Gravely. It turns out that...she’s a ghost...and there are lots of ghosts...and she just released more ghosts that I caught and….I think Travis is now a ghost. Today on this episode of the Lamer Gamers Podcast I must defeat King Boo to unlock the playable character Travis. Cue the battle music!
Today we’re going to talk about the games we’ve been playing such as Felix the Reaper, Outer Worlds, Luigi’s Mansion and more! We’ll also go over the news regarding some stuff we really don’t want to talk about like Fallout 76 charging 100 bucks...to play that...Blizzcon news, Death Stranding Reviews, and Kotaku is in the news...Then we’ll talk about the streaming wars heating up again and how we are using streaming currently!
Hello Lamer Gamers, this is simplyTravis with a sidequest that is out of this world! I've recently woken up from a cryogenic cat nap to some sciency dude yelling at me that I'm gonna help him wake up my popsicle buddies and take on The Board! He shot me out of my escape pod to meet up with some dude that didn't move out of the way so now he's extra squishy so I'm extra lost trying to figure out what the heck I'm going to do now in the Outer Worlds!
Today I'll break down how Outer Worlds plays, give a smattering of insight into the storyline, break down the art styles used as inspiration for the game, and compare this game to it's open world spiritual predecessor Fallout! At the end of the show I'll determine if this game lives up to the insane amounts of hype I've personally built up as a long time fan of Fallout and Obsidian! Now that we got the intro out of the way let's grab the nearest power hammer and smash the powers that be! Cue the music!
Helllllooooo Lamer Gamers! This is simplyTravis and Rowdy5000 and today we’re going on a sidequest! We’re going to do a deep dive into the controversy surrounding Blizzard, China, and Blitzchung. We had originally planned on doing a main quest episode but as with any adventure sometimes you can find yourself getting way more involved in a sidequest and that is what happened as we started looking into the background behind the Free Hong Kong Movement, the recent controversy with Blitzchung, and the history of how we got to the point where China can tell Activision/Blizzard what to do.
Now let’s all get in line, let a hundred flowers bloom, and start goosestepping towards the glorious future of this special sidequest edition of the Lamer Gamers Podcast.
Helllllooooo Lamer Gamers! This is simplyTravis and Rowdy5000 for the Lamer Gamers Podcast and we’ve recently ran into somewhat of a problem. HONK I was recently informed by a strange little fairy monster with a lamp attached to his nose that I, simplyTravis, am the “Pure Hearted One” and apparently am a freaking wizard. HONK While stumbling through my handy dandy new wizard book I might have accidentally read something HONK wrong and ...HONK HONK HONK...I might have turned rowdy5000 into a honking goose. The only time we have to record this episode is today so might as well HONK get through Episode 13 of the Lamer Gamers Podcast together… HONK
Today we’ll be talking about a ton of games since our most recent 500 year flood. This ones name was Imelda. Then we’re going to talk about Inside Xbox vs State of Play, Hori Split Pad Pro review, and alll the fake news.
Hello Lamer Gamers, this is simplyTravis and special guest LoyalHistorian with a special SIDEQUEST edition of the Lamer Gamers Podcast.
We drove more than 250 miles from the steamy swamps of Southeast Texas to the majestic hipster haven in the hill country known as Austin...also in Texas... to experience...virtual war. And by that I mean Dan Carlin’s virtual reality experience War Remains which gave us the chance to experience the sights, sounds, and explosive immersive reality behind World War I trench warfare.
Today we’re going to walk you through what we experienced at War Remains and discuss the history behind World War I. As we walk through the experience we’ll dive into what it was like to be a soldier on the front line, in the trenches, and up in the air. We’ll finish up by discussing how this use of gaming technology is viewed by a historian vs a gamer. Now that we have our marching orders it’s time to load up and move on out!
Rowdy5000 takes over Lamer Gamers and turns it into Rowdy's Ruckus Rantings for this week due to simplyTravis' family flooding during TS Imelda. Rowdy talks about a one of his favorite new indies, Untitled Goose Game, during this fowl-mouthed Lamer Gamers sidequest!
Today we’re going to talk about the games we’ve been playing such as Astral Chain, RAD, Bard’s Tale IV, Kingdom Come Deliverance, and our favorite mobile games. Then we’ll jump into News and Views including updates from PAX, the Nintendo Direct on September 4th, along with a new segment called Nerd Alert. Nerd Alert a monthly (or so) segment where we take a very close look at the technical intricacies of gaming with today’s topic being console gaming audio formats! Afterwards we’ll jump into our rumors section we like to call Fake News to discuss yet another patent leak! To end the show we’re going to talk about a recent milestone our podcast hit and talk a bit about where the show is going!
Today we’re going to talk about the games we’ve been playing such as Fire Emblem, Dragon Quest Demo on the Switch. Then we’ll jump into News and Views including updates from Gamescom, Mortal Kombat 11 DLC, FFVIII Remaster and much, much more. Then we’ll jump into our rumors section we like to call Fake News to discuss recent patent leaks all over the place. Like...from everyone. We need a plumber!
The Lamer Gamers talk about Fire Emblem, Escape Rooms, Pillars of Eternity on Switch, Loot Boxes are getting a change, Switch Lite, Outer Worlds, Fake News, Rumors, Walmart Policy Changes for Videogames, and Do Games Cause Violent Behavior?
What do you consider too much game content? Rowdy5000 and simplyTravis talk about Sea of Thieves, Mario Maker, Mass Effect Andromeda, the Joycon lawsuit, PS Now vs Xbox Game pass and more!
SimplyTravis (the real one, not a pod person) bought an XBOX ONE X and goes over games from Game Pass he's played, what to look forward to, Xcloud and rumors (Fake News) surrounding the Xbox One X. He also shares some information on Morphies Law! This is a sidequest since Rowdy5000 was a bit under the weather this week.
The Lamer Gamers give FF7 an In-Depth Preview, Is Fallout76 Worth 30 bucks? Bargain Hunting, Game Collections, Xbox Game Pass, PS5 vs Scarlett, Fake News, and Series Mixing Genres (The Good, The Bad, and The Fallout76)
Join simplyTravis and Rowdy5000 as they break down the biggest news from E3! The Lamer Gamers then critique and rate the conferences in order from best to straight up abysmal! The guys end the episode with some E3 FAKE NEWS!
Rowdy5000 and simplyTravis talk about the Death Standing trailer, Ion Maiden vs Iron Maiden vs Iron Maidens, a plethora of games that Rowdy5000 has played recently. Mario Maker 2 online concerns, who VR for Smash is really for, Rowdy's Oculus Quest impressions, E3 news/rumors, and E3 Fake News!
Rowdy5000 and simplyTravis discuss each of their top 3 gaming soundtracks along with some honorable mentions. This is our first sidequest episode where we discuss one topic instead of multiple because just like in an RPG sometimes we get a little sidetracked from the main game!
simplyTravis and Rowdy 5000 critique the Sonic Movie Trailer (it's bad...so bad), give impressions for Days Gone/Steamworld Quest, Rowdy5000 peer pressures simplyTravis into getting a PS4 Pro along with some PS5 rumors, and end the show determining if Sony is repeating Nintendo's past from the 90's.
Rowdy5000 and simplyTravis discuss their recently played games (Guacamelee, Rogue Legacy, Splatoon 2), Rowdy5000 takes back what he said last time about Sekiro, if State of Play was any good, rumors that keep popping up about recent Nintendo upgrades, and Is Gamestop Dying? If it is, what does that mean for gamers? Oh, and you can hear Belle the pitiful pitbull whining in the background if you listen realllllly close.
simplyTravis and Rowdy5000 discuss the Nindie Direct, the new world of games sales online (Steam vs the world), censorship in gaming stores (or lack thereof), and gaming addiction.
Rowdy5000 and simplyTravis talk about the latest Nintendo Direct, their recently played games, and say farewell to Reggie Fils-Aime!
In our debut podcast simplyTravis and Rowdy5000 talk about 2019 games, controllers (and Rowdy5000's controller addiction), Fortnite stealing dance moves, and tips for surviving gaming with family!