we really really want to meet nicolas cage. this is not a joke. if you have any valuable information on where or how to meet nicolas cage please contact us at iwannameetniccage@gmail.com. willing to reward valuable tips with old fortune cookie i found under my dresser while cleaning my room. its only slightly opened and im pretty sure im allergic to them so you can have them, but only if you help us meet nicolas cage!!!!!!!!!.
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today we connive and scheme and possibly even plot to meet nicolas cage by any means neccarasry!
listen to episode to find out the answer to the age old question, is nicolas cage actually a meatball sandwich?
hey all you nick cage fans out there, back with another episode (i promise i did nothing to ethans gramma despite the allegations) today we talk about Nicolas Cage being set to star in a Tiger King spinoff show, as well as the reveal of National Treasure 3 coming soon to disney plus. also this week, is nicolas cage in the godfather 3? i guess you gotta watch the movie to find out. so yeah sorry one sec brb i just found a floor cheezie i dropped earlier ok im back guys sorrry yeah like i was saying i really wanna meet that nick guy cant rememver his last name tho
emails is @iwannameetniccage@gmail.com
twitter bird is @iwannameetncage
found another floor cheezy guy gotta go
cmon guys please all we want to do is to meet nic cage is that so much to ask for. there are starving children in africa and we havent even met nicolas cage. please email us at our email if you have any nic cage tips on where we could potentially arrange a suprise encounter between us and the man himself. as always, stay uncaged! (also to whoever keeps stealing my pens in class, have fun with your now neutered dog LINDA YOU BITCH)