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Sawyer Paul

A podcast about Toronto with Sawyer Paul and Robert Pilgrim

This is a city full of coffee places and no coffee or whatever.

Show notes: * trying every coffee shop in Toronto * * Coffe Run - Rob Ford * * Carmen Grey (@carmengreyxx) TikTok * * Kellen (@cocoaferret) TikTok * * Lesbian vampires for Halloween🩸 * * Mike Tholfsen - Microsoft tips (@mtholfsen) TikTok

Fran’s Not Here is a show about Toronto, co-hosted by Sawyer Paul and Robert Pilgrim. Read blog posts about each episode. The show is hosted at Anchor, where you can subscribe however you want.

Are you in Dallas and listen to us? Get in touch or whatever

Fran’s Not Here is a show about Toronto, co-hosted by Sawyer Paul and Robert Pilgrim.

Take it easy or whatever.

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Fran’s Not Here is a show about Toronto, co-hosted by Sawyer Paul and Robert Pilgrim. Read blog posts about each episode. The show is hosted at Anchor, where you can subscribe however you want.

Start a podcast with me or whatever.

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I Recommend Eating Chips - The New York Times

Fran’s Not Here is a show about Toronto, co-hosted by Sawyer Paul and Robert Pilgrim. Read blog posts about each episode. The show is hosted at Anchor, where you can subscribe however you want.

I can't even cook or whatever.

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K Sawyer Paul’s Favourite Media of 2020 - K Sawyer Paul
21 New Year's Eve Ideas For A Long-Distance Relationship
Why your Instagram Engagement Kinda Sucks Right Now– rainylune

Fran’s Not Here is a show about Toronto, co-hosted by Sawyer Paul and Robert Pilgrim. Read blog posts about each episode. The show is hosted at Anchor, where you can subscribe however you want.

Self isolating as James Spader or whatever.

Fran’s Not Here is a show about Toronto, co-hosted by Sawyer Paul and Robert Pilgrim. Read blog posts about each episode. The show is hosted at Anchor, where you can subscribe however you want.

Just pretend MTV didn't even happen or whatever.

Fran’s Not Here is a show about Toronto, co-hosted by Sawyer Paul and Robert Pilgrim. Read blog posts about each episode. The show is hosted at Anchor, where you can subscribe however you want.

Colin Firth Watch Party or whatever

Fran’s Not Here* is a show about Toronto, cohosted by Sawyer Paul and Robert Pilgrim. Read blog posts about each episode. The show is hosted at Anchor, where you can subscribe however you want.

Is this a date or whatever?

Fran’s Not Here is a show about Toronto, co-hosted by Sawyer Paul and Robert Pilgrim. Read blog posts about each episode. The show is hosted at Anchor, where you can subscribe however you want.

Wait. Stop. Please. Don't Go. or whatever.

* 21 reasons to love (and not leave) Toronto

Fran’s Not Here is a show about Toronto, co-hosted by Sawyer Paul and Robert Pilgrim. Read blog posts about each episode. The show is hosted at Anchor, where you can subscribe however you want.

I can't find Caroline in the City easily enough

Fran’s Not Here is a show about Toronto, co-hosted by Sawyer Paul and Robert Pilgrim. Read blog posts about each episode. The show is hosted at Anchor, where you can subscribe however you want.

Tell me about your stupid dog or whatever.

Fran’s Not Here is a show about Toronto, co-hosted by Sawyer Paul and Robert Pilgrim. Read blog posts about each episode. The show is hosted at Anchor, where you can subscribe however you want.

Big Shiny Intervention or whatever

Stay out of my alley or whatever

I don't hate it, but I keep ending up here or whatever.

The Log Driver's Waltz just isn't the hit I thought it was or whatever

Tired mom and a hot turkey sandwich or whatever

"In The Elevator, mostly" is never the right answer, or whatever.

Your indie musical preferences are all lies or whatever.

Edoga, High Heels, and Bubbles or whatever

Recorded live at the Free Times Cafe on December 10, 2019.

Eat a roast beef sandwich in a tub or whatever.

Recorded live at the Free Times Cafe on November 6, 2019.

Sustainable drag queens fights or whatever.

Recorded live at the Free Times Cafe on November 6, 2019.

The French probably have the best porn or whatever.

Recorded live at the Free Times Cafe on October 9, 2019.

Dream Daddy has one too many daughters or whatever.

Recorded live at the Free Times Cafe on October 9, 2019.

I’ve got the best TV package or whatever

Recorded live at the Free Times Cafe on September 11, 2019.

I don't see enough of your asses on Instagram or whatever

Recorded live at the Free Times Cafe on September 11, 2019.

It’s a much better title than “Prime Minister” or whatever.

Recorded live at the Free Times Cafe on August 14, 2019.

2007 was two years ago or whatever.

Recorded live at the Free Times Cafe on August 14, 2019.

I can't stay. I've already been here too long or whatever.

Recorded live at the Free Times Café on April 23, 2019

Can you and your ball get a room already or whatever

Not every good cat name is also a good drag name or whatever

As if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced or whatever

Pay your respect with good jokes or whatever.

Interpretive Dancing My way through January or whatever.

Withdrawing consent from Christmas or whatever

Trick or Like and Subscribe or whatever.

Not all Halloween costume ideas are good, you know.

It's Halloween in Toronto or whatever.

Your CDN TR money is no good here sir.

Name your kid Aioli, not Kyle. Never Kyle.

Recorded by Romy Block at the Free Times Cafe.

Moving to the other side of the country for some money or whatever.

I guess I'm the only kid who didn't get piano lessons or whatever.

I guess I'm the only kid who didn't get piano lessons or whatever.

We did our first live episode or whatever!

Turns out the answer is toothpicks and arranged marriages.

Asian Bret or whatever

A fantastic use of the Sears Photo Studio or whatever

It's like a coworking yoga office or whatever.

Thanks to Girth Radio for letting us use the studio to record!

Leather jackets on babes or whatever

You know what's great about Toronto or whatever? New York City.

Worrying about the upcoming prom or whatever

The kids are better than we ever were, or whatever

I'd rather just walk or whatever

Getting fat with Drizzy or whatever.

Nobody has ever looked as good in technicolor or whatever

We burned this city for rock and roll or whatever.

Neither of us are super into New York or whatever.

Music: snowdaze by airtone (c) 2015 Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Noncommercial (3.0) license. http://ccmixter.org/files/airtone/48787 Ft: jeris

You haven't listened to this podcast? Whatever.

The problem with pinning peen or whatever.

Improving your organic bespoke closet time or whatever.

Your stupid giant dog or whatever.

Drinking in hotels or whatever.

An audience of Daria's or whatever.

Cool neighbourhoods in Toronto or whatever.