Doc's Dumb Dumb of the Day: Recent Episodes
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We all do something dumb once in awhile, then there are those who go above and beyond. Our salute to those who have managed to take dumb to a whole new level.
First, 36-year-old Emily Fair stole a Pleasant Prairie, WI ambulance pickup in the middle of the night. Next she tried using the truck's radio to find food. When cops finally got her to stop they couldn't help but notice ... Emily wasn't wearing any clothes.
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42-year-old Eduardo Moraga didn't care much for his job at Planet Fitness in Coconut Creek, FL. He went out with a bang by stealing a gym member's credit card, making his way to a local barbecue joint, and enjoying some food and beer before being arrested.
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After purchasing a new 9mm pistol from Scheels in Lincoln, Nebraska, a 21-year-old man and his girlfriend only made it as far as the parking lot before there was trouble. Once back in their car, she was taking a video of him demonstrating how to rack a handgun when the gun accidentally discharged.
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This one's making the rounds mostly because of the higher profile of the person arrested. Amy McGrath, the Managing Director of ASU Preparatory Academy in Phoenix, AZ, was arrested for trying to walk out of a Target in Orlando, FL with $1,000.00 in merchandise. She hadn't paid but argued she "meant to."
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Lenita Moreno was arrested for arson after starting a fire in her own wedding venue. The day before the ceremony, while setting up and decorating, the fire alarm went off. Authorities determined it was Lenita who started the fire under a chair using "items out of the ordinary."
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It's not so much that 39-year-old Shanae Watkins shoplifted bacon and vodka from 2 different grocery stores in Roseville, CA ... it was the amount; 19 packages of Oscar Mayer Thick-Cut Bacon and 12 handles of Tito's Vodka. She was caught. She was arrested.
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39-year-old Christopher Burton-Frazier just couldn't help himself. He somehow managed to steal a "Bearcat" (Ballistic Engineered Armored Response Counter Attack Truck) from the New Jersey Transit Police Emergency Service Unit. It's worth around $500,000, so they really wanted it back.
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Daniel Ballance from Quartzite, AZ was arrested after being found naked on a train.
It should be noted he was on TOP of the train, on the outside, train surfing. And did we mention he was naked?
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30-year-old Farnardo Alexander Jr. had to think fast when cops pulled him over in Tampa, FL.
He was driving with a suspended license so his bright idea was to try and quickly switch places with a passenger in the vehicle. It might have worked if only he'd remembered to put the car in Park before taking his foot off the brake.
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When police pulled over Katelyn Maxwell Sunday night, July 12th, they knew right away it wouldn't be a routine traffic stop. They could tell from the smell of marijuana coming from her car and the fact she was "unencumbered by any clothing" or, as one officer put it, "buck naked."
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On his way to rob a bank in Beltsville, MD Monday, a man stopped by a pet store next door and stole a cat. When he got to the bank he asked an employee to hold the cat while he robbed the place.
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Jennifer Jimenez and Christina Alcalde are both school principals, and both were arrested for DUI early one Sunday morning. First Jennifer was pulled over and deemed "unfit to drive" and Christina was sent home in a rideshare. Two-and-a-half hours later cops spotted Christina driving the same car pulled over earlier. She was also deemed "unfit to drive" so both school principals were put in detention.
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A young man in Indianapolis was arrested after posting multiple photos and videos online showing off some guns. The arrest was due to the fact that 18-year-old Patrick Owens is on probation for gun charges and isn't supposed to have ANY guns. Some things you shouldn't brag about online.
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Flagler County, FL police had a fight on their hands with 47-year-old Ryan McMinn. He jumped into a canal filled with snakes and alligators and tried to swim away from the cops.
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Ethan Adams was arrested after failing to appear in court on a probation violation. When cops caught up with him he was wearing a "Jesus Beebe Bail Bonds" t-shirt. They'd given it to him the last time they bailed him out of jail.
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While he was burglarizing a Verizon store in Odenton, Maryland, someone stole Jalen Godard's getaway car. He called the cops and that's when everything fell apart.
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When Kary Sharpe of Tulsa, OK tried to hide from the police chasing him, he (maybe) panicked and chose a poor spot. Cops found him under their Police car.
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An Arizona driver was arrested for DUI after driving the wrong way on the Interstate around Tucson, AZ. She wound up sideswiping another car and flipping it on its roof. She told troopers she was trying to get from a bar in Phoenix to her place in Tempe. She missed that exit by 100 miles.
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30-year-old Ashley Andrews went to Taco Bell in Chester, MD and got upset when she felt her order was taking too long. Her next move got a bit more aggressive, ending in her arrest.
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84-year-old Charlene Davis was arrested after firing her revolver into her lawn. She was trying to get her neighbor's attention because she thought he was mowing too late in the evening. It was 8:15 p.m. and she was trying to sleep.
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A man in California had to call for help after falling into a chemical storage tank underneath a bathroom at Shaver Lake's Camp Edison. He was trying to retrieve the shades he dropped down the hole when he fell in.
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Tricia Croley and David Bennett were arrested in Laurel County, Kentucky after being caught with a bag marked "definitely not a bag of drugs" was, indeed, found to have drugs inside.
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Drinking and driving is never a good idea. Spinning donuts in a parking lot to impress your date is questionable. Doing BOTH in front of a police station, well ...
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How fast would you drive to get home before your favorite show starts? For THIS lady it's 108 mph.
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Jake Minervini-Blue was caught outside the Oklahoma County Detention Center with a shovel. First he said he was trying to get to his girlfriend on the inside. Then he said he was planting a flower. Cops checked his background and found outstanding warrants. Jake went from an "outside visitor" to "inside guest" real quick.
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Devon Turner of Cape Coral, FL was on his way to court for burglary charges when he burgled again. He was caught trying to steal a shirt to wear to court.
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Cory Coddington had quite the day Sunday in Deerfield, FL. After wrapping his SUV around a tree and stealing a woman's car when she stopped to offer help, Cory drove to a Chick-fil-A and helped himself to a child's french fries. When cops found Cory at a nearby gas station, he put up a good fight before finally being arrested.
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40-year-old Victor Rivas tried to get away from the cops who stopped him by jumping off an Interstate overpass and into a Louisiana swamp. He may have briefly escaped from police, but Louisiana swamps are filled with alligators. Victor failed to escape from THEM.
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A security guard in Bangkok was busted after breaking into a Buddhist temple's donation boxes. His method of concealment included a cloth over his head and ... chanting a concealment spell he believed would prevent others from noticing him. Spell didn't take, the guard was arrested.
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Just because you thought you saw a man in camo carrying a bazooka doesn't mean you really saw what you think you did. Check twice before calling 911.
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68-year-old Diane Blalock called 911 from an Ocala, FL bar because they wouldn't give her a Jell-O shot. She called 4 times before a policeman finally arrived ... to arrest her for misusing 911.
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38-year-old John Mack traveled to Key West, FL from La Grange, IL for Memorial Day Weekend. He made it a trip to remember (or forget) after stealing a cop car to get from one bar to another.
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18-year-old Kristian Cochran was already wearing a court-ordered ankle monitor when he decided to start busting into cars in Dayton, Ohio. That gave police all the evidence they needed.
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36-year-old Anthony Rhodes created a diversion inside a Maryland Walmart so he could snatch jewelry from a display case. He managed to cause around $10 million dollars in damage after lighting a shopping cart filled with fireworks.
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Antone Glionna drove the the Sheriff's Office in Fultonville, NY to pick up a buddy arrested for DWI. Antone joined his pal in jail after failing the field sobriety tests.
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Kaylie Santos is no longer a manager at the McDonald's in Southbridge, Massachusetts. She was fired after posting a video of doing something kind of gross with a customer's order of french fries.
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62-year-old Robert Benson of Navarre, FL sleeps in the nude. Nothing wrong with that. BUT he also went outside at 3 o'clock in the morning, nude, to remove a neighbor's annoying misfunctioning motion-sensor light.
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Okay, it was just 29-year-old Dalton Hubbert on his motorcycle, trying to outrun cops at speeds up to 120 mph. What made him stand out was his helmet ... complete with bunny ears, big blue eyes, and pink nose.
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32-year-old Jane Hollingworth robbed a bank in Santa Rosa, CA. She was caught an hour later thanks to the description of "a woman with bright blue hair and a red leopard-print jacket."
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Marvel Walker, Jr. literally took the "o" right out of "police." He was arrested after removing the letter from the front of the Tacoma Police Department Headquarters.
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A tourist from Seattle was on a Maui beach when he decided it would be fun to throw a large rock at a seal in the water. When confronted, he shouted "I'm rich, I can pay the fines." A local man came to the seal's defense and took down the rock thrower. Luckily, there's video evidence of the whole thing.
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Jonathan Gross had been "borrowing" his neighbor's wi-fi signal, we don't know for how long, but he sure got upset when that neighbor turned the wi-fi off. A baseball bat and alcohol were involved.
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Richard Carpenter of St. Petersburg, FL used a drone to scare off someone he thought was following him. It turned out to be a delivery driver, Richard turned out to be drunk.
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Richmond Lewis in Boulder, CO waited a whole 8 minutes to commit a crime after being released from jail. To his credit, stealing a firetruck's quite the crime.
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Alexis Weber was arrested Tuesday for reasons we prefer not to put in writing. Go ahead and listen if you want, but it's gross.
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Her REAL name is Lisa Nagel, but when cops showed up at her door answering a disturbance call she identified herself as "Donald Duck."
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18-year-olds haven't yet fully developed, mentally, so we cut them a little slack. However, when they do something dumb in the name of social media popularity, we hold them accountable. When they record themselves engaged in said activity, we arrest them because they provided their own evidence.
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Kimberly Brown was found asleep in her Tesla AND in traffic on a Florida Interstate shortly after 2 o'clock in the morning. That's where the vehicle stopped after Kimberly hit autopilot and closed her eyes. The car does that when it detects the driver isn't aware enough to take control. Kimberly was not, she was twice the legal limit and really sleepy.
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Proofreading is important, so is the difference between "naturalist" and "naturist." The Cumbria Nature Festival had to learn this one the hard way.
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Cops in Cleveland pulled a woman over on the Interstate because she was only driving 38 mph (in a 60). They soon found out she'd been drinking, and was still drinking. Her excuse was ... less than persuasive.
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2 men were charged with impersonating an officer after they BOTH flashed fake badges during an altercation in Hyannis, Massachusetts. Neither man was really law enforcement.
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When Enzo Conticello stole a woman's bag from a pub in Soho, he had NO idea what he had. He traded a laptop and credit cards for some drugs, but he had discarded the most valuable thing not realizing what he'd stolen. In that bag was a Faberge egg with an estimated value of $3 Million dollars.
He threw it way.
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25-year-old Siria Lopez gave cops in Bonita Springs, FL a new excuse when they pulled her over for speeding. She blamed it on the car, kind of. She pointed to the Toyota Supra she'd been driving and said she thought "it was okay to go fast."
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After being released from a correctional facility in Arizona, Isaiah Walker was looking for a ride home to Oklahoma. He did something not recommended for people trying to go unnoticed. He hijacked a car transporter hauling 10 really expensive Chevy C8 Corvettes.
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I'munique Clark was arrested after a public meltdown over peppers at a Subway in St. Petersburg, FL.
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Tim Mahoney from Montgomery, NY was arrested in Key Largo, FL after putting on a show.
Wearing nothing but a construction hard hat, Tim was found by police dancing in the road where he had crashed his truck into traffic cones.
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Anthony Buhl of New York and March Wallin Chadwick from Tennessee were arrested after being caught with a dead alligator strapped to the roof of their vehicle while visiting Florida. They wanted to get it to a taxidermist to have it stuffed. Instead, they've been hit with a felony charge of illegal possession of an alligator.
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Joseph Parkhurst, Assistant Superintendent of HR & Operations in the Harrisonville, Missouri school district, was arrested after being found inside a bar at the Margaritaville Lake Resort Hotel in Osage Beach, MO. It's worth mentioning he was found "after hours" and he was asleep, wearing only his underwear, and quite a bit of damage had been done to the establishment.
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When Jorge Hernandez took a trip to the liquor store in Bowling Green, Kentucky, cops pulled over him and the horse he rode in on. It was determined he was under the influence. (Jorge, not the horse)
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Kim Carroll in Woodhaven, MI tried lying to a judge during her virtual court hearing. The video clearly showed her behind the wheel of a car, which is a no-no. It got uncomfortable when she tried lying to the judge about it.
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41-year-old Randall Baker came across a Bud Light beer truck sitting outside a liquor store in Evansville, Indiana and just couldn't help himself. That was only the beginning of his adventure.
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Bryan Parker of Holly Hill, FL literally crashed (through) a gate at Daytona Beach International Airport.
He drove his Ford Mustang out on the airport taxiway and tried to gain access to a couple of flights.
Security, and law enforcement, and the FBI, frown on that type of behavior.
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53-year-old Farron Fullerton overstayed his reservation at a Brevard County, FL hotel. When cops arrived to "remove" him, Farron was already wearing an inmate uniform. Why? We may never know.
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32-year-old Gregory Dolcine was pulled over in Geneva, FL for going too fast, 101 mph in a 55 mph zone. His excuse was a bit of a head-scratcher. He told the officer he was "speeding to avoid an animal in the roadway." Just how fast was the animal running, Greg? And was IT chasing YOU?
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Brett Howard and Todd Azevedo are no longer welcome at the Ancient Ozarks Natural History Museum. They're also banned from any and all Bass Pro Shops in America. Johnny Morris owns both, and the boys are responsible for destroying around $200,000 of Johnny's property my messing with a mammoth fossil.
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A Sheriff's deputy in Port Orchard, Washington pulled over a 34-year-old man at 12:30 in the morning.
That man took off and got away, briefly. Authorities caught up with him an hour and a half later after he had crashed his electric unicycle in a ditch. He got a DUI for drunk unicycling. Impressive.
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All 33-year-old Patrick Alexander had to do was pay his $250 bond and the Chesterfield County judge would let him go. Patrick tried to pay with 3 counterfeit $100 bills, even telling the judge to "keep the change."
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When 31-year-old Nadine Kaufman was pulled over in Boca Raton, FL, police asked for her license and registration. Instead she handed them a bag of Q-Tips and batteries. It didn't get any better after that.
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Stealing baseball cards from Walmart doesn't seem like a huge sin. Stealing over $1000 in cards over 5 days is harder to explain, especially when you're the Very Reverend Aidan Smith, Head Priest and Dean of of Trinity Episcopal Cathedral in Pittsburgh.
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A man on a motorcycle was being chased by police when he decided to ditch it ... and his shoes ... and his backpack ... and his jacket ... and his pants. Police dogs had no problem tracking his scent right to his hiding spot.
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Teara Smith was found, uninvited, in the kitchen of a family's home in Springfield, Missouri. She'd made a mess before enjoying a bowl of Fruity Pebbles and getting to know the family dog. After admitting to some marijuana use and saying she "mistook the house for a fair," Teara was arrested.
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33-year-old Mitchell Fairbarn of Ontario, Canada made some memories, and headlines, last week in Vegas. He took a Flamingo out of it's habitat at The Flamingo Hotel because he thought it needed help. Sounds more like Mitchell needed to sober up.
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24-year-old Spencer Anderson was arrested after destroying at least 3 license plate readers in Waterford, Michigan. Cops knew it was him since the readers caught images of their own destruction and the man who did it.
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While his Mom waited back at the test center, a 26-year-old man in St Helens, England was pulled over while taking his driver's test. At first it was just for a busted taillight, but when cops caught a whiff of marijuana, the test was over.
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South Korean tax authorities learned the hard way, and at a cost of $5.6 million U.S., that before you brag online about your recent crypto bust make sure the photos you're posting don't include the wallet recovery phrases. Someone might take advantage of that.
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When Travis Meir of Minneapolis ordered a hydration vest off Amazon, his shipment included a loaded handgun. Amazon's trying to figure out how THAT happened.
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39-year-old Felicia Howard tried to bail someone out of jail in Madisonville, KY. "Tried" is the operative word because she handed over a stack of $100's, all stamped with "For Motion Picture Use Only."
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27-year-old Jonathan McMillian tried to run and hide from police after a traffic stop. He should've just kept running and skipped the hiding ... because he's not very good at it.
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19-year-old Christopher Garcia-Caminos is now very familiar with Florida's "Super-Speeder" law. He was clocked doing 129 mph in a 55 mph zone in Clearwater. His excuse was, McDonald's took too long making his food and he was late getting back to work.
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It was a "swing & a miss" for 37-year-old Justin Allen of Ormond-By-The-Sea, FL. He was arrested after taking a hammer to a white Honda SUV in a grocery store parking lot. Justin thought he was exacting revenge against an ex-girlfriend. Turns out the vehicle belonged to a grocery store employee. Didn't matter, either way ... Justin was getting arrested.
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If you need to get to the Sheriff's Office to pay a fine for your open container violation, maybe don't get drunk and drive yourself there.
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26-year-old Dean Young thought he found an easy target in Hialeah, FL. A landscaper had left their van open and unattended, so Dean climbed up on in. Things went downhill fast when the landscaper locked the van with Dean inside it.
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Brandon Mattingly mowed down 15 or so mailboxes in a residential area of Mount Vernon, Indiana. His SUV inflicted quite a bit of damage, but it's hard to know if it was on purpose or just really bad driving. Alcohol was involved.
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30-year-old Josiah Darling felt the need to lie to police when they asked for his name. To his credit, he picked (possibly) the biggest liar in the history of television characters.
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A 26-year-old man in Turkey was arrested after using a stolen forklift to break into a jewelry store. After scooping up a variety of gold rings, necklaces, bracelets, etc., he made his getaway on a donkey. That is not a typo.
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An Amazon delivery driver was apparently enjoying BuzzBallz while on his route in China Spring, Texas. After driving over a resident's mailbox, he was witnessed stuffing empty BuzzBallz containers down a storm drain. Police arrived before the driver had time to sober up.
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A burglar tried to make his getaway after breaking in to a woman's home in Derbyshire, England. He should've mapped out his escape route first. After squeezing through a fence, he found himself surrounded by 8 llamas in a farmer's field. Those llamas weren't letting him go without making sure he'd been sufficiently psychologically scarred.
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23-year-old Benjamin Rakel visited Whiskey Wings in Largo, FL and walked out on his $64.18 tab. He was arrested when he went back the next day to retrieve the phone charger he'd left the night before.
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Cops were called to a home in Boardman, Ohio last week. The call was for a domestic disturbance and there was a weapon involved ... a pan of lasagna.
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33-year-old Ricky Taylor picked an "unusual" weapon when he robbed a Taco Bell in Muncie, Indiana. He was arrested a block away, still in possession of the pruning shears he used in the hold up.
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If cops pull you over because your car's on fire, there's a good chance they're going to want a breathalyzer. Florida Man Patrick Rinaldi and his wife barely escaped tragedy last Friday but Patrick couldn't escape a DUI.
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An unnamed man in Pittsburgh had to be rescued after removing his clothes and jumping in the river at Point State Park. This all happened AFTER he stole a full-sized $30,000 harp from someone's home.
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We really wish there were a way to find out how things went for this couple. They're either celebrating their 7th Anniversary ... or not. Originally aired Jan. 26th, 2021
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Jessica Wolf, 43 from Jacksonville, Texas was arrested days after making a video call to a Texas inmate. Maybe she forgot it was video and someone monitors calls AND video chats. That would explain why she thought it would be okay to smoke meth during that visit.
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A man from Kewlona, British Columbia was pulled over by police when they saw him behind the wheel with a pipe in his mouth. He told them it was marijuana (still illegal) but it turned out to be crack (more illegal).
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Lindsey Josefsberg of South Miama, FL ordered a Lyft after her shopping spree at a Family Dollar. While the driver was loading her bags into the trunk of his Honda Accord, Lindsey hopped in the driver's seat and took off. Good for him, he'd left his iPhone inside and, with a few clicks in Find My iPhone, cops drove straight to Lindsey's place and found the car.
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James Taylor (not THAT one) was arrested in Pueblo, CO after making over 100 calls to 911 in one day. That's how cops found out there was a warrant for his arrest, so they went and got him ... after a few hour "stand-off."
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53-year-old Thomas Lydon was summoned to appear before a judge for making threats. Thomas went and waited, but then got sick of waiting and left. When he showed up at the police station the next day to complain, he was promptly arrested for failing to appear in court.
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Cops pulled over a man in Waupaca County, WI for suspicion of driving under the influence. They called THAT one. He was (technically) 21 times his legal limit. After previous DUI's, the driver's limit was 0.02. He went WAY past that.
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29-year-old Arianna Moss no longer works at Highland Recreation Center, all because of a 40 oz Stanley tumbler. Arianna was caught on surveillance cameras stuffing her coworkers' Stanley into her lunchbox.
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Erin Sutton isn't really a mermaid, but she told the cops arresting her she was "trying to be a mermaid." They got her out of her neighbor's pond, where she was trespassing, but then she got physical with cops, was tased, and wound up arrested.
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41-year-old James Kennedy thought things through, but there are always variables. He left his car running while committing a home invasion. Somehow, through an odd series of events, the victim was able to get out of the house and drive away in James' warmed-up ride. James was eventually arrested.
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They haven't caught up with him yet but, considering the average speed of a riding lawnmower, it shouldn't be too long. The unidentified (and most likely intoxicated) man either hates mailboxes, or just can't see them.
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25-year-old Josh Mansfield learned that hard way what "covering your tracks" really means. Police found him hiding in someone's backyard garden after stealing, and crashing, a BMW. All they had to do was follow his footprints. It was January, it had snowed.
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Aarron Ragan and Allan Richards, both 27, tempted fate by stopping and asking police for directions. They had meth in the car and a drug-sniffing dog found it. Ironically, the pair had already arrived at their destination and didn't need directions at all.
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Yes, a New York Judge got the call for jury duty, but told the judge in THAT case he couldn't be impartial because he felt anyone appearing before a judge was already guilty. Otherwise, why would they be there? "Innocent until proven guilty" slipped right by Richard T. Snyder, he's been benched...or rather de-benched.
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It's not every day a man in a Dalmatian onesie eludes authorities after being tased and halfway cuffed, but then again, this is Florida.
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The cops caught up with Jason Vargesko pretty easily since he had filled out finance paperwork, using his real name and address, BEFORE stealing a vehicle from a Hyundai dealership in Vero Beach, FL.
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Overwhelming evidence led to the arrest of 34-year-old Sabrina Coyne after she threw a brick through her ex's window. You can try the 'it wasn't me' defense, but check for security cameras first.
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Some people are really into gaming. Oquavious Chandler is one of those people. He was arrested after a fight with his roommate over a PS5 ended with Oquavious hitting his roommate with a bologna sandwich. Yes, you can get arrested for that.
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27-year-old Thomas Mascia is no longer a New York State Trooper after admitting he made up getting shot by a masked man in a Dodge Charger.
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28-year-old Logan Mirmozaffari was pulled over for driving 130 mph on a Connecticut interstate while under the influence. He had a good reason, though (no, he didn't). He told the officer he was rushing home to see his cat. Logan was arrested.
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Roosevelt Elementary Principal Elizabeth Hill-Brodigan and teacher Karly Anderson were both arrested and placed on administrative leave after Hill-Brodigan threw a party at her home attended by over 100 underage students. She also provided the alcohol.
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Sure, you can get a little aggravated when they hand you cold french fries at the drive-thru, but there are better ways to handle it than THIS.
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Look, I like prime rib as much as the next guy, but a wedding is NO place to get in a physical fight over someone budging in the buffet line.
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To be clear, there wasn't a monkey driving a car through the drive-thru. THAT was Tammy Gardner, who apparently owns more than one monkey. This particular "pet" jumped from Tammy's car and right through the drive-up window, attacking a barista who required stitches and vaccinations afterward. Mind your monkey, Tammy.
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A Hungarian man found himself on the wrong side of a bullet train after stepping outside for a smoke at a scheduled stop but not finishing fast enough. When the train started heading out, the man jumped on but couldn't get IN it.
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An unnamed Austrian neurosurgeon was let go by her hospital after allegedly allowing her 13-year-old daughter to participate in an emergency surgery. The patient, a 33-year-old man, is a little upset.
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Here's the problem with committing thefts in the middle of the night, you can't always see what's right in front of you, like dog poop in the yard of the house you're breaking into. 20-year-old Brian Harold learned the hard way why it's so important to watch your step.
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When confronted by a Dollar General employee for stuffing Hot Pockets into HIS pockets, Daniel Hudson flashed a gun and they let him go. Cops found him at his workplace, in the breakroom, eating . . . well, we don't want to ruin the surprise.
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Neither one of Karlton Johnson's tactics worked after being pulled over in Broward County, Florida. First he flashed a badge and told the Highway Patrol he was "of of them." When THAT didn't work he told them his cousin was Shaquille O'Neal. Neither one worked and Mr. Johnson was arrested.
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Dakota Crater of Kansas City, MO offered up a reason he was driving so fast, 107 in a 65 mph zone, when cops pulled him over January 3rd . . . he was distracted by the video game he was playing while behind the wheel. Should've kept that part to himself, maybe.
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Inspector Titus Phiri is now inmate Titus Phiri after ringing in 2025 with an ill-advised release of 13 criminals. Titus had too much to drink and was feeling nothing but love for the 13 men and women he set free so they could "enjoy ringing in the New Year."
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A man in India went to extreme measures to "quit" his job rather than face the relative who owned the company and just tell them he didn't want to work there anymore. We do agree with one thing . . . when you hate your job so much you're willing to chop off your own fingers as a way out, it's time to go.
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She's only 17, but Aubrey Vanlandingham of Cedar Park, TX is a very motivated young lady. Misguided, and a little too competitive, but motivated.
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To be clear, it was her gun, but Brianna Hanna of Jacksonville was unfamiliar with how to handle it properly. She was at the the United Airlines ticket counter at Cincinnati/Northern Kentucky International Airport when her gun went off. She told authorities she "wasn't familiar" with the gun. (If it's loaded and in YOUR purse, you should be probably get familiar with it)
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The children of Aquascalientes, Mexico got a new perspective on Christmas when two costumed street performers got in a fight over tips.
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18-year-old Derrion King tried to pull a fast one, but Santa Claus sees ALL. The young man was arrested after stealing a car. Word is he also made the naughty list.
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While hunting gators with some buddies, Isaiah Trujillo got his hand too close to one gator's mouth and the gator did what gators do. All Isaiah seemed concerned with was his wife finding out.
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33-year-old Robert Langlias found out the hard way he was just a little too big to fit down a chimney in Fall River, Massachusetts. He was actually trying to hide from police, but they found him when he started yelling for help.
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Two brothers in Wasilla, Alaska, both in their 30s, were arguing about an anime cartoon when pets got involved. The older brother threw his younger brother's pet alligator out into the snow. The younger brother then threw the older brother's pet crocodile outside.
The alligator was found, the crocodile died, both men were arrested, alcohol was involved.
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Maybe pick a different time to shoplift from Walmart than the annual "Shop with a Cop" event. The 30 to 40 marked police cars in the parking lot and 50 uniformed officers in the store should've tipped you off, Hector Velazquez Maldonado.
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You can bet the congregation at First Family Church in Antioch, CA sits up and pays attention this Sunday. Thanksgiving day, their Pastor took down someone trying to break into the church with an ax.
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Jermaine Young pretended to be a cop when asking for a "Law Enforcement" discount at Denny's, dropped two $20s on the table and left. The staff figured out pretty quick the money was phony, but Jermaine was already gone. So, why BOTH crimes?
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St. Thomas, Ontario, Canada's annual Santa Claus Parade is usually a "violence-free" event. Not THIS year. A 62-year-old woman picked a fight with someone she thought was blocking her family's view and got something she didn't want for Christmas . . . arrested.
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43-year-old Michael Konyha was arrested after Sheriff's deputies responded to reports of a shooting in his neighborhood. It turns out Michael had accidentally shot himself in the leg. As a 6-time convicted felon, he's not supposed to have any guns. There was also warrant for his arrest in neighboring Georgia.
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22-year-old Marlena Valez had a shopping hack she just HAD to share on TikTok. Too bad it was illegal, and since she was wearing the same outfit as the suspect in Target's security video, police put 2 and 2 together.
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Yes, drugs were (possibly) involved when an unnamed man walked into the ER at San Antonio Regional Hospital in Upland, CA. He walked into the restroom but didn't come back out the "normal" way.
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41-year-old James Kerr's day went from bad to worse real quick. When a deputy showed up at his house to arrest him, James first tried to run him over with his riding lawn mower. A short slow-speed chase ended in a nearby ditch and James pulled a gun. The deputy was a quicker draw.
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William Milstead's done it before, maybe THIS time he'll learn his lesson. He was trying to skirt a background check that would've uncovered his prior 13 felony arrests, so he submitted a suspicious letter from his "supervisor" at the Police Department.
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44-year-old Veronica Torres used her Mother's driver's license and SS# to scam almost $8000 from a hurricane relief fund in Florida. When asked why she looked SO much younger than her photo ID, Veronica told the city employee it was thanks to Botox injections. Veronica did NOT get a check.
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When Jordan McCourt-Night and Harley Hall of Hope, England hopped off the train, they realized they'd left a bag of illegal drugs behind. Jordan decided to report the bag as missing. Too bad someone had already looked inside.
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A man driving what looked like an unmarked police car used red and blue flashing lights to run a stop light. 2 problems with that; He wasn't actually a police officer, but the guy in the other car at the intersection was.
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38-year-old Justin Taylor, the Assistant Fire Chief in Westwego, LA, was arrested recently for altering packages of Pokémon cards at Target. There's a lot of money in rare Pokémon cards. We get it.
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60-year-old Ronald Spiker was arrested after stealing a TV, loading it into a stolen golf cart, and heading into a pine forest to elude police. It didn't work because golf carts aren't really known for their off-road capabilities.
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It happened in Kent, WA where a man's misfortune was caught on a gas station's surveillance cameras. First, a gun fell out of his pants. Second, he picked it up and tucked it back in his waistband. Third, he fell to the floor. Fourth, he got up and hobbled out. Long story short, he'd shot himself in the butt.
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Emanuel "Mongo" Jones was arrested after getting drunk and punchy after the Georgia Bulldogs/Florida Gators game Nov 2nd. He punched a horse in the face, a horse ridden by a police officer.
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Keeping a low profile while conducting illegal business is smart. This guy didn't read the handbook. He was loaded up with 52 baggies of cocaine and heroin when he was spotted hopping on a city bus without paying for the ride.
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Sure it was just a Halloween costume, but maybe Jose Avendano knew something was going to happen that night. He was pulled over and arrested for DUI already dressed in an orange jumpsuit with "Department of Corrections" on his back.
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39-year-old Scott Schwirian tried to run from police after a traffic stop turned up some drugs. Scott didn't look where he was going and that's when the telephone pole got in his way.
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To be fair, Bryan Connolly was just trying to enjoy a backyard fire. He didn't think it was lit so he ran to the store to buy matches. Turns out the fire WAS lit and burned a little out of control until authorities arrived. Bryan was arrested for reckless burning.
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This originally aired Halloween Day in 2019. Even Dumb-Dumbs can catch the "Halloween Spirit."
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First, she was caught eating food from the order. When confronted, she tried to steal a decoration from the customer's yard, a sign that read "Happy Fall Ya'll", and spit in the poor woman's face. It didn't get any better and Alexsandra Del Valle Acosta Aguilar was eventually arrested.
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50-year-old Anthony Procaccino is (and/or was) a school principal in Taylor Mill, Kentucky. He was caught on video at a New Year's Eve party holding a beer bong for a 16-year-old and a 17-year-old. It probably goes without saying the school board frowns on that type of behavior.
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Jeremy Lang gets credit for doing his research. Police are using his Google searches as evidence in 6 church robberies in the Pensacola, FL area.
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33-year-old Carlos Flores couldn't keep his mouth shut on the Uber ride to his buddy's house. He's was on his way to burn the place down over an unpaid debt. The Uber driver he confessed to called the cops and Carlos was arrested before things got ugly.
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Former Memphis, TN police officer Arica Hutchinson was sentenced to 6 months in prison after leaving an easy-to-follow trail. She'd been re-routing reward payments from the Crime Stoppers tip line to an accomplice's bank account. Those payments were all tracked, maybe Arica didn't know they did that.
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Jamy Noel was the Sheriff of Clark County, Indiana until an audit turned up a missing $4.4 million dollars. He had bought a whole lot of stuff using taxpayer's money. He was just sentenced to 15 years on the "other" side of law enforcement.
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Yes, it's ironic. The less-than-a-year-old state-of-the-art fire station in Stadtallendorf, Germany is pretty much a total loss after a vehicle fire spread to the entire building. Too bad they didn't have some type of alarm system in place.
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39-year-old Joseph Moreton was arrested after a confusing and flammable night in Port St. Lucie, FL. FYI, as weapons go, tasers trump flashlights.
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51-year-old John McKee has gotten in trouble before, so this time he had to step it up a notch. He was pulled over the night of August 23rd while behind the wheel of a Power Wheels Barbie Jeep. We have no idea where he was going at a top speed of 5 mph.
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When Rashad and Charlesnisha's car was repossessed, they showed up at the storage yard to retrieve their personal belongings. You know, the usual, like a semi-automatic handgun, 9 lbs. of marijuana, some mushrooms, a little ecstasy, and packaging materials. They were arrested on the spot.
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Police in Portland, OR pulled over Mia Baggenstos and Reginald Reynold for driving a stolen car. During a search of the car they found a bag they couldn't NOT look in. It said "Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs." Guess what was in the bag.
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Sheldon Badger recently found out his penalty for losing a game of Hide & Seek with police in Prince Albert, Canada. He got 8 years for shooting at police who were chasing him. They eventually found him hiding in a septic tank.
Gross.
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Here's the problem with wanting everyone to watch everything you do. Sometimes you do something stupid, and everyone's watching.
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23-year-old Ashley Huff was arrested after a traffic stop in Gainesville, GA when cops found residue on a spoon in her car. Ashley told them it was SpaghettiOs sauce, the authorities thought it was meth. It took over 3 months for results to reveal the truth and by then Ashley had already spent 47 behind bars.
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For the record, neither meth OR shotgun shells are allowed to be carried onto in airplane at Philadelphia International Airport. Can't blame a guy for tryin', but you can arrest him.
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Bonnie Campbell drove her Nissan Pathfinder onto a runway at Tulsa Riverside Airport.
We think she may have been trying to find a recycling center because her car was filled with empty beer cans.
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Kody Adams had a court date for possession of a stolen vehicle. He really needed a ride to make it on time but everyone he asked said "no." So, what's a guy to do? He stole a truck and made it just in time . . . to be get arrested.
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Let's start with this . . . we sincerely hope everyone is okay. Jonathan Crabill's son Benjamin was involved in a rollover accident after leaving a local bar in Myrtle Point, OR. After he was airlifted to a hospital, his Dad showed up at the scene while cops were still there. They could tell he'd ALSO been drinking, so he was tested and arrested.
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This one's different, and disturbing. When a man at staying at the Hide Away Campground in Rogers, Arkansas notice the couple's baby needed medical attention, he offered them a six-pack of beer to take the baby off their hands. Darien Urban and Shalene Ehlers counter-offered for a six-pack and $1000.
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Wendy Washik of Simcoe, Ontario, Canada was playing with some kids at a backyard barbecue when her water gun accidentally sprayed a neighbor out mowing his lawn. He actually called the cops and Wendy was arrested for "assault with a weapon."
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Billy Holt needs to focus when behind the wheel. Shortly after midnight on September 21st, Billy crashed through the wall of a home in Gresham, OR. It's no mystery, Billy had too much to drink AND he was eating chicken AND watching ESPN on his phone while trying to drive his Toyota Prius.
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25-year-old Matthew Gabriel might be looking at serious time after making false accusations against an online rival. He claimed someone in his fantasy football chat group was planning a shooting, and then a bombing. None of it was true.
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33-year-old Ravesh Rabindranauth got in, but couldn't get back out, of a high-end Corvette in Miami Beach, FL. The driver found him stuck inside and called the cops. The kicker is Ravesh could've gotten out anytime he wanted had he known about the secret lever.
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23-year-old Javaughn Owens of Dekalb, Illinois could be looking at up to 60 years after stabbing another man 5 times with a butter knife. Their disagreement was over a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
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A Michigan man's looking at Federal charges after rigging up fake bombs to scare off the repo man coming to take his car. Police evacuated the neighborhood until the bomb squad figured out the propane tanks and wires were for show, not blow.
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24-year-old Saffron Crisp of Ipswich, England named her twins before their birth and was expecting them to be born in a certain order. Now she says an emergency C-section caused confusion and the babies were possibly born in reverse order, thus giving them the wrong names. Yes, this is true.
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A judge has ordered an "unruly" Australian man to pay for the fuel that was dumped when the plane he was on had to turn around. He was ALSO hit with another $9000 fine for disorderly conduct and failure to follow safety instructions. In total, it cost him around $18,000.
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Police are still looking for a Brooklyn, NY man after he took off in the tow truck trying to haul off his Chevy truck. He damaged several parked vehicles and HIS Chevy fell off the tow truck, landing upside down in the street.
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Joshua Akerson had a stolen boat parked outside his house in Caribou, Maine. Police spotted it and searched Josh's home. Inside they found guns and drugs.
Josh is probably wishing he'd parked that boat somewhere a little more private.
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24-year-old Christopher Ganzel is on a roll . . . of bad choices. Out on bail from a previous arrest, Chris stole a car from a library parking lot, drove it to the police station and asked them if he could get his drugs back. THEN he drove to Target for a little afternoon shoplifting.
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Teresa Heitmann told officers she'd had only one glass of wine before driving over a Naples, FL couple's mailbox and "parking" her car on their lawn. When the cops (on dashcam) addressed her as Mayor, Teresa told them "No, don't call me mayor. I'm Teresa Heitmann right now, I am NOT the mayor."
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After crashing into someone's fence, 20-year-old Romy Lauer fled the scene in her Jeep Wrangler, minus the license plate. That's all police needed.
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Shane Lynch went to a Kenny Chesney concert in Foxborough, MA, but chances are he doesn't remember the show. He was drunk enough to think relieving himself on the boots of a woman in the crowd was a good idea. Shane was arrested before the encore, and that's not the worst of it.
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A 38-year-old man in Rome, Italy was arrested after failing to focus on the job at hand. After breaking into an apartment in the middle of the night, he was distracted by a book and decided to stop what he was doing for a "good read." The apartment's 71-year-old occupant woke up and called police.
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Benjamin "Benji" Cranford got caught leaving a bottle of gin in a ditch along Cobbham Road, knowing that's right where State Prison inmates would be looking for it.
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Fernando Cluster and his wife are suing Emory University Hospital Midtown in Atlanta for medical and emotional damages. The hospital had removed a portion of his skull to relieve pressure from a brain bleed but when the time came to put the piece back, they had lost it. They also expected Fernando to pay the $146,800 it took fix it.
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47-year-old Alan Bowling was already full when he tried to buy beer at the Old Faithful Upper General Store. When his cards were declined, Alan took it out on the park by "borrowing" a heavy wrecker, going for little ride, and doing some damage to federal property in the process.
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A 73-year-old driver in Detroit was enjoying wings while behind the wheel when he rear-ended a cop car sitting at a red light.
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The problem with asking for opinions on TikTok is, well, they give it to you. Hassan Rahim posted a video addressing his friends and family declining wedding invitations due to the couple's request for $450 from each person invited. Whatever happened to toasters and bath towels?
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Manassas, VA - He crashed his '17 Dodge Charger through a fence, over a yard, through an above-ground pool, through a deck, and finally landed inside the home of Jan Querdibitty. He told her his dad was a millionaire and would pay her $50,000 to NOT call the cops. She declined, he ran.
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28-year old bicyclist Cody Mortensen was told if he kept going the way he was going he would "probably die." He showed them, he only ALMOST died.
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34-year-old Charles Felder was arrested early Saturday morning after spending 3 hours trying to break into a jail in Pittsburgh, PA.
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28-year-old Shawneesha Cobbs was arrested after an incident at Applebee's in Portage, IN. Even though she was told the "all-you-can-eat wings, riblets, and double-crunch shrimp" deal was per person, she shared with everyone at her table. So, when the bill came and each person had been charged, Shawneesha spoke her mind, then got arrested for being "loud & disorderly."
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47-year-old Jennifer Holmes was arrested for starting a fire in a U-Haul business parking log. She was there early in the morning siphoning gas from one of their vans when she decided to also have a smoke. The resulting fire brought the cops who checked security cameras. They identified Jennifer through the 'Nana's Sweet Treats' delivery van she was driving.
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A dentist, 34-year-old Dr. Esha Persad, brought her husband fast food from Taco Bell AND McDonald's on his birthday. Something sparked a fight and cops were called when the missus smacked the mister with a tortilla to the face.
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34-year-old Joshua McGregor intentionally started a fire during a particularly busy shift at McDonalds in Brunswick, GA. He provided the prosecution with the evidence by filming himself lighting cardboard on fire and tossing it in the dumpster.
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It wasn't a real turtle, but 29-year-old Cade Logan got in real trouble when he entered the backyard of a home in Cape Coral, FL and tried to make off with a decorative turtle lawn ornament. Police were called and they found Cade crouching behind bushes.
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Heather Kovar, the weekend anchor at KBTX in Bryan, TX, was arrested Monday after getting in a fight with her boyfriend. Tuesday the station had to report on that arrest. Bummer.
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Slow and steady lost the race Wednesday in Lakeland, FL. Troy had stolen the scooter, some jewelry, and gaming devices from Walmart. Cops spotted him outside a Dunkin' Donuts and gave chase. A very slow, very short chase.
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A Florida woman, 41-year-old Lauren Riley, was arrested in St. Petersburg during a routine traffic stop. She was acting suspiciously and police could see drug paraphernalia in the car. They found the bag, labeled "Bag of Drugs," in her purse and inside that bag of drugs were drugs.
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A 22-year-old man was witnessed jumping in a Seattle Fire Department truck at 3:30 in the morning while the crew was out on a call. He didn't get far because he didn't know how to release the parking brake.
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CrowdStrike, the company responsible for what some have called the largest IT outage ever, is trying to make things right. They're having issues with that.
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Waiting until a week before your wedding to suggest a prenuptial agreement seems like a bad idea, especially if your future wife has anger issues.
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28-year-old Jacob Gregory of Springfield, MO was arrested after an attempted carjacking. The car was stopped in traffic and there was a Greene County deputy behind hit.
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This time it was at a Longhorn Steakhouse in Panama City, FL. The woman "forgot" to pay her restaurant tab and left in such a hurry that she forgot her purse. All heck broke loose when she went back to get it.
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Three teenagers were arrested after being caught inside Trentham Racecourse in Upper Hutt, New Zealand. Police response was almost immediate since police were using the grounds that day for patrol dog training.
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To be fair, Jessica Williams DID put money in the machine first. When it ate her money she got frustrated, the machine broke, and the candy was just asking to be put in her pockets.
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34-year-old Marcus Jamar was arrested around 10 o'clock in the morning (?) when he fell asleep in the drive-thru lane of the Lakeland, FL Taco Bell. Cops found things in his car he shouldn't have had like an open bottle of Crown Royal, some drugs, and another man's ID card.
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24-year-old Zaire Alexander pulled a gun when confronted while trying to leave a restaurant without paying for her meal. An employee wrestled the gun away and they think that's when Zaire dropped her Social Security Card. She turned herself in the next day.
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It's like everyone from the Twilight Zone packed into one car. Now THAT'S a road trip.
Originally aired July 12, 2019
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A mom in Illinois did something nice by getting a pool for her kids, then she did something pretty stupid...
Originally aired July 11, 2019
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A stolen box of Cheerios leads to DUI. That's starting the day out on the wrong foot.
Originally aired July 10, 2019
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A stolen box of Cheerios leads to DUI. That's starting the day out on the wrong foot.
Originally aired July 9, 2019
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If you're robbing someone's house, multitasking is a bad idea.
Originally aired July 8, 2019
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We assume this was their last, and very expensive, date. That $5,000 tip was sweet, though.
Originally aired July 5, 2019
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There's a wrong place and a wrong time to drop your gun.
Originally aired July 3rd, 2019
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It was a case of "Who's Who?" in New Orleans when 32-year-old Renandson Parfait was arrested for identity theft. When his buddy Alan showed up to bail him out, HE was arrested, too.
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27-year-old Zachary Muller was looking to unload a golf cart he had stolen, but posting it for sale online drew the attention of local authorities. They pretended to be interested buyers and set up a meeting, but Zach figured it out and took off on the golf cart. Too bad for Zach, the K-9 unit was faster.
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A Casey's General Store employee, 34-year-old Kelsey Schnetzler, admitted to placing a cup over a surveillance camera so she could sneak away with around $24,000 worth of lottery tickets.
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45-year-old William Gilchrist likes to play cops and . . . cops. The impersonator's car even had flashing blue lights and a siren. The car he pulled over trumped him by having a real cop behind the wheel.
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Actually, he just wanted the train to back up. Since they don't usually do that, 26-year-old Isaiah Spendlove tried to force the engineer to back up. That's called hijacking.
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Two men got into it on an early Sunday morning. The guy on the tricycle was using a flashlight for a headlight, the other guy on the beach didn't like the light in his face. A machete was swung and police were called.
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A Wells Fargo in Jupiter, FL left their door unlocked and 33-year-old Colton Vanhohenstein took advantage of the situation. He didn't get away with any money (THAT was locked up) but he still got charged with burglary of an unoccupied structure.
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38-year-old Joshua Garrett probably thought he found a pretty good hiding spot while eluding police. He may have been right had his cell phone not started ringing.
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The guy who shot himself in a Kroger parking lot is not in as much trouble as his friend who picked up the gun afterwards and ran away to hide it. HE was a felon on parole, and since cops had evidence he had been in possession of a firearm, that's a parole violation.
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36-year-old Nathaniel Posten interviewed for a job at Cole's Hardware April 2nd, and helped himself to store merchandise on his way out. Not exactly a positive first impression.
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Matt Wallace likes to post videos that show off his new Tesla Cybertruck. A recent video has caused a stir because you can see the vehicle's speedometer, which clearly shows the truck hitting 83 mph in a 35 mph zone. Matt got a little "snarky" trying to explain himself.
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Police are looking for a Lamborghini Urus, worth around $234,000, stolen from short-term parking at Salt Lake City International Airport. The owner left it there for a week but foolishly left it unlocked AND left the keys inside.
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Luis Barrios has rich parents and a false sense of importance. He really just wants to be "internet famous." His wish was fulfilled by Marathon, FL law enforcement.
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37-year-old Christy Turman told the 911 operator she was stealing a car as a part of her training for a game of Black Ops. She thought if she notified authorities, she could "do it legally." That's not how it works and she was arrested.
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An unnamed suspect received a deserved butt-kicking when he tried to enter a car parked in the lot outside 10th Planet Jiu Jitsu in Indianapolis.
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Cops found 39-year-old Beau Burchel hiding under a bush after they spotted the beer truck he stole parked where it shouldn't be.
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44-year-old Corey Harris was driving his car when he dialed into his Zoom court hearing. The judge seems surprised since the hearing was all about Corey's suspended license.
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47-year-old Hector Melero leaves us with a lot of questions after perching on top of a 14-foot-tall statue of Bumblebee from Transformers in Albuquerque, NM. The only thing he had been wearing was a bunny costume, which police said was down around his ankles.
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A 54-year-old woman in Grovetown, Georgia was arrested for repeatedly calling 911 with non-emergencies. She called a LOT, and for very odd reasons.
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The 50-year-old man from Auckland, New Zealand was out on a boat when he thought it'd be fun (and funny) to jump on top of a full-grown male orca. Thankfully, someone posted the video on Instagram so authorities were able to track him down.
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It was the first day of operations at the new DMV office in Lincoln when 34-year-old Joseph Schrader walked in and started throwing fish and carrots. He wound up causing around $9,000 in damages. NO idea why.
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Daniel Saez was arrested, even though he apologized, after stealing a school bus for a round trip from Tampa to Miami.
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51-year-old Kari Morales was part of a plan to scam someone out of $60,000. What she didn't know was number of the cell phone they were contacting had been reassigned . . . to a federal agent.
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59-year-old Philip Gagnon should know better, but did it anyway. He's in hot water after pointing a high-powered laser pointer at an MH-60 Jayhawk helicopter.
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21-year-old Quasir Stephens was busted after his footprints (toe prints?) matched those on the floor of an apartment he had broken into. We'd still like to know why the kitchen floor was covered in a layer of Cajun seasoning.
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33-year-old Scott Kitfield likes to drive his BMW "fast-and-furious" style on the California freeways. He also likes to brag about it with videos on his YouTube channel. The California Highway Patrol really appreciates that.
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28-year-old Drew Brown was clocked doing 105mph in a 60mph zone. Who knew postal vans could even go that fast?
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It didn't end well for Anthony Terry. He was arrested, again, after stealing someone's boat from a private dock and going for a joyride before causing thousands in damage.
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Smith's Café in Kinston, NC found customer Rhonda Deaver's credit card after a recent visit. In an effort to return the card to its owner, they posted front and back photos of the card on Facebook . . . unedited photos. Moments later Rhonda's account had been hit with over $2000 in unauthorized charges.
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Obviously, Enderlin Leonce wanted to get arrested. He carved his full name in the hood of a police cruiser and went home. That's where police found him and where he confessed.
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It was good news and bad news for the homeowner; the burglar left his DNA swigging from a bottle of wine in the refrigerator BUT that meant the homeowner more than likely swapped spit with the intruder. Justice can be gross.
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26-year-old Jake Kahoe said he was just following his vehicle's GPS when he took a right, drove onto a boat launch, and right into a lake. Considering the charges against him, there may be more to the story.
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Fleeing the scene of a crime usually involves avoiding law enforcement. 24-year-old Terry Jennings of Pompano Beach, FL did it differently.
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Chad Green is a criminal defense attorney who tried to rob an armored car last week.
Let's hope he's a better litigator than robber because it did NOT go well.
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Clarence Yoder of Idaho Falls got drunk and kicked a bison inside Yellowstone National Park. The bison got it's revenge before authorities arrested Clarence.
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Joie Henney has had Wally the alligator for about 9 years but, while on vacation in Georgia, Wally disappeared. We feel for Joie but can't help but wonder if it's for the best.
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He's only 18, but Leslie James III is making quite a name for himself. He's facing 31 counts after forgetting his GPS monitor followed his trail during 2 recent "smash-and-grabs" in St. Louis.
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After pigs got loose and blocked traffic in Orleans, VT, Ty and Michael got in a fight over them. What was the fight about? We don't know.
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The boyfriend of a woman with anger issues and access to cutlery decided not to press charges after she stabbed him with a fork. He'll be okay, she got him in glutes. You GOT to watch your back, man.
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A 21-year-old United Airlines passenger checked her luggage, filled with 56 pounds of marijuana, and thought all was well. It was...until her suitcase burst open on the baggage cart.
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Kira Ender and Dakota Jones tried, and failed, to turn two losing Florida State Lottery tickets into one Million-Dollar-Winning ticket. Their "arts & crafts" didn't fool anybody and they were both arrested.
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Sarah Harris of Bedford, Indiana was convinced the meth she just bought wasn't what her dealer said it was. She called the cops to come test it. She can rest assured, it was meth. They don't arrest you if it's not.
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The crew and passengers of the "Clearwater Fun Boat" watched as Captain John Beckwith showed up to work last Friday a little drunk and unsteady, and proved it by falling off the boat.
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Reginald Cook is a man who can use almost anything as a weapon. He was arrested Monday after trying to rob a gas station with a snake, a railroad spike, and a rock.
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Police were all too happy to give 26-year-old Abdel Tarabah a ride after his motorcycle ran out of gas. That was AFTER he had led them on a high-speed chase and popped a few wheelies in the process.
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49-year-old Anna Keller was pulled over after a number of other drivers called 911 to report her driving on only 3 tires. Turns out she was drunk and didn't notice her front passenger tire was gone.
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Tulsa, OK - Police pulled over a Toyota Camry for cruising at over 107 mph. The driver told cops he and his friends were on their way to do laundry.
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The city of East Cleveland, Ohio sent a speeding ticket to Joann Gibson after her van was seen going 27 in a 20mph zone. Well, the tow truck her van was hooked to was going 27.
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39-year-old Jesse Kipf wanted out of paying his ex over $100k in child support, so he went to great lengths to "play dead." He got caught 'cause he's still, ya know, alive.
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You would think a man with a Bible would be more, I don't know, tolerant. 35-year-old Peter Owens didn't like the service he got at a Clearwater, FL Walgreens so he hit the manager in the face with a Bible.
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26-year-old Craig Miller was so happy about his divorce he shot 8 bullets into the air from an intersection in downtown Nashville. His "celebration for regaining his freedom" was short-lived.
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Amber McCann was caught stealing from Walmart. The excuse she gave arresting officers made NO sense and she lost whatever game it was she was playing that day.
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30-year-old Mark Chacon had to freakin' out a bit when he tried to run out of Walgreens with around $230 in merchandise. He found himself almost instantly being chased by 3 officers on horseback.
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No idea if they were expecting a delivery, but they got one anyway. A family in Louisiana was home when an "under-the-influence" FedEx driver crashed his truck through the front of their house.
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20-year-old Michael Stancato bragged to cops how fast he'd been going during their highspeed game of cat and mouse. That was after being tased and cuffed.
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A 47-year-old construction worker Parowan, Utah was using fake flashing red and blue lights to get through freeway traffic faster, but other drivers called 911 because the company logo on the side of his truck kind of gave it away he wasn't really a cop.
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28-year-old Ronald Frisbie III was mad at his renters for breaking a washer & dryer. He waited until 2:45 in the morning to light a cardboard box on fire IN the apartment.
We're pretty sure that wasn't in the lease.
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Once again, a tale of those committing the crime providing the evidence.
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Julie Bundock is a real estate agent in Sydney, Australia. We're not calling her dumb for burning down a house while getting it ready for an open house, we're calling her dumb for trying to blame the fire on the owner and renters.
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37-year-old Adam Sizemore wasn't happy with his son's elementary school homework load so he called the school to complain. When that didn't solve it he started calling the Oxford, OH Police Department. Things escalated from there.
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"It wasn't me" rarely works when you're caught red-handed. It took a few tries for police in Ajax, Canada to wake up a 39-year-old man found sleeping in the driver's seat of his running vehicle. Once awake he tried to assure them he hadn't been the one driving.
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A woman in Cambridge, England is gonna be hoofin' it until 2027. That's the year she'll get her license back after her fourth DUI. You would think by now she'd know how a breathalyzer works, the cop's body cam proved otherwise.
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Kent, WA - A 45-year-old man just wasn't paying attention when he tried to leave a store with a bottle of alcohol and two burritos. He didn't notice the 2 police officers waiting in line.
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2 men walked into a CVS in NYC and snatched around $227 in Bounty paper towels. They threatened a worker with a knife before heading out the door and getting arrested while trying to catch a train.
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42-year-old Cody Bellamy probably thought a prison that's been closed since 2009 wouldn't have any type of burglar alarm. Cody was wrong.
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A man was arrested in Pennsylvania when cops responded to a 911 call about someone in a mask starting fires. When they arrived the suspect's getaway driver left without him.
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A housekeeper at the posh Georgian Terrace Hotel in Atlanta, GA has found many things guests left behind, but this was a new one. 24-year-old Voskae Wallace checked out without grabbing a duffel bag filled with 9 bricks of cocaine worth roughly a quarter of a million dollars.
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30-year-old Arthur St. Clair owed someone money. Police speculate that's why he set his 2 Peterbilt trucks on fire. Arthur made an error, or 3, in the execution of his scam.
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The suspect turned himself in after the store posted his photo on social media. They figure he did about $52 worth of damage sticking his head in a barrel of pickles. Meanwhile, the price of pickles has plummeted at Heritage's Dairy Store in Glassboro, New Jersey. (just kidding, they threw out the whole barrel, brine and all)
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21-year-old Connor Litka tried to convince a Porsche dealership that his check for $78 million was legit. They didn't buy it. Neither did the Land Rover dealership where he tried the same stunt the day before. Connor was arrested.
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A man in Lakewood, CO was caught using the bathroom. We say "caught" because he had tripped an alarm breaking into the place. Police busted through a door to find their suspect with hands in the air and his pants around his ankles.
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Two things about being a successful bank robber; bring a mask to hide your identity AND put the mask over your face. Nicholas Archuleta was busted for robbing 4 banks in the Denver area after forgetting step number two.
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Rontae Stokes was in a wedding party last weekend in Largo, FL. He made the event memorable by getting in an altercation with his sister, who also happened to be the bride. Things went downhill from there.
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36-year-old Kamila Grabska was looking for an $825,000 payday after a car accident several years ago, claiming a "disabling condition." Oddly she felt good enough to win the annual Christmas Tree-Throwing Contest. She was even in the newspaper.
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A 42-year-old Ajax, Canada man basically delivered himself to the local police when he drove himself to the station, still intoxicated, after being arrested earlier the same day for being drunk and disorderly.
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38-year-old Elliot Edwards probably thought his Facebook friends would laugh at the video he shot on his 4-wheeler while chasing a calf moose. The Alaska Dept. of Public Safety didn't laugh, and now neither is Elliot.
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Jessie Garrett had more than the allowed number of items in his cart at the grocery store. He also had a gun tucked in his pants, which he showed the employee when asked to move lines. Cops were called.
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23-year-old Isaiah Walker was released from jail and immediately stole a semi hauling 10 C8 Corvettes worth over $1.25 Million. He was hit with 11 felonies, 1 for the semi and 1 for each car on the trailer.
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Jonathan Whitesides failed 2 breathalyzers and the "how to tie a boat to a trailer" test.
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Once recognized for his "ability to de-escalate situations," Det. Duane Danforth of the Brookline, MA Police Dept. is in hot water after an altercation with security at Disney's Epcot Park.
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49-year-old Jason Brzuszkiewicz was arrested in New Smyrna Beach, FL after driving his pickup into the ocean. To clarify, he drove around IN the ocean. He frolicked like a little kid visiting the beach for the first time.
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Robert McGee engraves his name on his tools. Great idea unless you leave it at the scene of a crime and police trace it right back to you.
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31-year-old Lona Lotaski is the lady behind that impressive headline. Her story really doesn't help clear up any questions you may have.
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20-year-old Jaylen Cline made things worse for himself when he paid his probation fees with a stolen credit card.
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42-year-old Casey Kelley is pretty good on a computer. Good enough to convince a dealership the cashier's check he printed out at home was legit. Then he pushed his luck and got caught.
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64-year-old John Munro doesn't think the rules apply to him, or manners, or decency.
Ironically, it sounds like he also lost his job as the VP of Hospitality at a resort in his home state of South Carolina.
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43-year-old Christopher Thomson was a little "tipsy" and a little too free with the swear words when the crew on his honeymoon flight to Santorini told him to put his vape away.
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Quite the headline. Celia Barrett had built up some "liquid courage" before heading back to a St. Petersburg convenience store she had been kicked out of earlier that same day.
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Roberto Dumas showed up at Jackson Memorial Hospital in Florida with a gun shot wound to the leg. Cops were called and quickly figured out what had happened. Roberto was treated, then arrested.
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YouTuber Gixxar Brah is really 32-year-old Rendon Dietzmann from Texas. He likes to post videos of himself travelling at excessive speeds. Or, as Colorado State Patrol calls it, evidence.
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Eli Regalado leads an online-only church and promised his followers wealth if they purchased what turned out to be worthless cryptocurrency.
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46-year-old Robert Brush was pulled over in Haines City, FL and when they asked for his driver's licensed, he handed it right over. He maybe should have given it a quick swipe first since to remove the meth residue.
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40-year-old Brandon George was arrested for showing up at a downtown Pittsburgh bagel shop very, very naked.
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28-year-old Coty Clements had a decision to make when he found a cell phone left behind in a bathroom stall at Walmart. He chose poorly. Besides that, don't touch anything you find in a Walmart bathroom, much less pick it up and press it to your face.
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Police got more than they bargained for, THREE stolen cars and VIN swapping equipment, after executing a search warrant at the home of 34-year-old Everett Van Jennings.
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42-year-old Jessica Beatty of Clearwater, FL apparently knew she'd be failing her upcoming drug screening so she went with Plan B and brought a sample from her Aunt's dog.
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26-year-old Samuel Peyrot went on a rampage in his boss's skid loader Sunday. It started at a gas station and ended in the Home Depot parking lot. Police don't like it when you push one of their cruisers around with construction equipment.
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After stealing $4,500 in purses from a D.C. Bloomingdales, 4 people hopped in an SUV and hit the interstate, where they were met with bumper-to-bumper traffic and nowhere to go. Cops caught up with 'em and got the purses back.
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A 25-year-old from Brampton, Ontario, Canada was pulled over 20 minutes after getting his driver's license. That's got to be a new record, right?
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Video of Connor Padgett can easily be found online, and it's worth it. The lesson here is DON'T climb in someone else's urn unless you're prepared to replace it when they have to chisel you out.
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An older gentlemen tried to reheat Taco Bell food in his home microwave but forgot to remove the aluminum wrapper. For some reason he decided it was Taco Bell's fault, went back, and slapped an employee.
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Some of us have thought about doing this. 42-year-old George Owens actually went and did it. He might be regretting it now after his arrest.
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Pastor Dwayne Waden says he was defending his wife when he attacked a disrespectful McDonald's employee, one of his WIFE'S employees. She was in management training at the time.
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When a 19-year-old in Clovis, NM was pulled over for suspicion of DUI, the first thing he did was call Mom. She arrived and things escalated quickly. Both mother and son were arrested since BOTH were drunk.
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26-year-old Toby Foster was caught on surveillance cameras entering an unlocked apartment at 5:30 in the morning and leaving moments later with just 2 things; a bottle of vodka and a jug of orange juice. Breakfast of champions!
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We made it. There can be only one. From January 12, 2023, here's the winner. Doc's Dumb Dumb of the Year!
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Almost there. From May 31, 2023, here's #2 on our Year End Countdown.
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From January 10, 2023, meet #3 on our Year End Countdown
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From April 14, 2023, here is #4 on our Year End Countdown
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From April 6th, 2023, here's number 5 on our Year End Countdown
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It's easier to catch the bad guys when they can't get away. 3 robbers left their getaway vehicle parked and running outside while robbing a check cashing business in Commerce City, CO. By the time they were done, it was gone.
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This is one of our favorites from the archives, originally airing in December of 2019.
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27-year-old Neusha Afkami took an Uber from her hotel in Austin, TX to the airport. When the driver wasn't going fast enough, Neusha distracted her and stole the car, and it just got worse from there.
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Heather Wright thought it'd be a good idea to use bear repellent to incapacitate customers and staff in an attempted jewelry store robbery. The store's owner had a plan of his own. Heather dropped her purse and ran off after taking a bullet to the shoulder.
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Michael Gordon likes a clever T-shirt and he was happy to be released from prison. Sadly, that combination made him easy to spot when witnesses watched him enter a car they knew wasn't his.
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All he wanted was the Waffle House logo tattooed on his calf. He should've waited until he was sober...and had the money to pay for it.
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It's one thing to quit your job unexpectedly, it's another when you do it in the middle of your shift while doing something kind of important.
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A 35-year old man finally went to the ER after suffering 5 months of terrible headaches. Despite seeing a doctor 5 months earlier, it wasn't until his latest visit doctors finally discovered the problem; chopsticks shoved into his head via the nostrils. I hate when that happens.
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Jack Blakeslee admitted to doing something nasty on a regular basis. He poops in empty Pringles cans and throws them out his car window. He got busted when security cameras caught him "discarding" one-such can at Haven of Hope, a crime advocacy center in Ohio.
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Cops didn't buy the "it's not mine" defense when a man in Vero Beach, FL was caught with a tube of meth in his underwear. First he said it wasn't his, so it got awkward when he admitted he knew what was in the tube.
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First, Jose Silverio stopped at a QuikTrip in Tulsa, smashed their cooler doors with a pipe, and stole some beer. THEN he drove through the front of a grocery store where he cracked open one of those cold ones and visited with store employees. It would appear someone can check "get arrested" off their bucket list.
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47-year-old Jason Pinch was pounding on cars and yelling at drivers when cops found him, tased him, and arrested him. His ex girlfriend had called police to report he'd "gone nuts on mushrooms." There's still no clear answer as to why he was wearing a chicken costume.
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He snuck under (yes, under) a semi's double trailer where they keep the metal racks. He finally made it home, just later than, and almost 500 miles more than, expected.
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3 men in St. Louis were trespassing in an old jail when they accidentally locked themselves in a cell and had to call 911 for help. Mwah Ha Ha!
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It's okay to admit, even on TikTok, you didn't know something or had a long-held belief that turned out to be wrong. But calling for a revamp of the education system seems a little much.
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City officials were quick to report Henry Meade was NOT a city employee when he was busted for DUI and drug possession. Henry was behind the wheel of a riding lawnmower pulling carts of kids in the Tazewell, Tennessee Christmas Tractor Parade.
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57-year-old Sandra Henson's been doing it for years. She likes to attend weddings she wasn't invited to and take things that don't belong to her. She had just bonded out of jail for her last theft when she visited a wedding in Belden, Mississippi. She hadn't even finished her cake before she was arrested...again.
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If a deal sounds too good to be true, it might make you Doc's Dumb Dumb of the Day! A man in California is out $21,000 after he bought fake bars of gold in a back alley after responding to an ad on Craigslist.
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At first glance it's the story of a hero rushing in on a white steed to defend a damsel in distress. However, the white steed was a police cruiser and the damsel AND hero were both drunk. Not exactly a fairy tale.
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If 35-year-old Marcus Stapleton's goal was to be sent back to prison, mission accomplished. All it took was a stolen ambulance, running it into the front of a convenience store, hitting a cop car, and a foot chase.
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Kevin Gray of Bangor, Maine ordered an Uber to get him to T.J. Maxx, then shared with the driver how he planned to rob the place. He also bragged about current warrants out for his arrest AND the drugs he had on him.
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Michael Marshall just wanted to beat traffic and get to work faster. Now he has to appear in court for impersonating an officer.
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Jermiah Charles didn't think things through when he used his real name to order a Lyft, then beat up the female driver and carjacked her Toyota Corolla.
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A parking valet at the Pendry Hotel in Baltimore just couldn't pass up the opportunity to slip behind the wheel of guest's Audi RS7 and drive it on over to a local car swap. That's where he got carjacked
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It happened at a Hobby Lobby in Antioch, CA. During an altercation between staff and the person they now call the "suspect", the cornered customer set off a canister of bear spray in an attempt to get away.
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An apartment building in South Hill, WA had to be evacuated at 4:30 in the morning when someone started a fire. HOW the fire got started is the interesting part.
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20-year-old Kyle Mortimer has a great story to tell, and a mugshot where he's still wearing his Halloween costume. He was dressed as a giant yellow banana when cops took him into custody. Trick or treat.
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32-year-old Matthew Reiter learned real quick why you don't point a gun at other people, even if they ARE driving too slow for your liking. Matthew's target turned out to be an off-duty State Trooper.
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Can't blame them, they were told the suspect police were looking for was hold up in the house. He was not.
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25-year-old Kenjuan McDaniel was a person of interest in a 2021 murder case, and didn't do himself any favors when he recently posted one of his rap videos on YouTube. The lyrics contained information only the killer would know and the video was a reenactment of the crime scene.
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Ashtabula, OH - An as yet unidentified man walked into Ace Tuesday and asked where the hedge clippers were. He tried them out by cutting off his ankle monitor, which he left behind on a store shelf. Employees found it and called authorities.
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This happened last March in Lancaster County, NE but the audio's just been released. A man thought he was doing his civic duty by calling to report a truck driving the wrong way almost ran him off the road. Turns out the caller was the one traveling the wrong direction. He just realized it a little too late.
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56-year-old Robert Withington tried the "finders keepers" defense after taking a bag with $5,000 in cash inside. He found it right outside a bank, and the bag had the banks logo on it. It technically makes him a bank robber.
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2 women were injured at a Chicago White Sox game when a gun accidentally went off hitting one of the women in the leg and grazing the other's abdomen. Where'd the gun come from? Well, that's the weird part . . .
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Allen Phelan of Altoona, PA called 911 when he thought someone had broken a window and got into his apartment. Cops arrived to lend a hand. They didn't find any sign of a burglary but they found enough drugs to arrest Allen.
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Sure it's a battery-powered toy, but it looks almost like the real thing. Just because it says "for ages 3+" doesn't mean it's for ALL ages. 51-year-old John McKee learned that the hard way when cops spotted him driving the "Jeep" down the road the other night.
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William Brennan of Maricopa, AZ and his wife were at McDonald's when a "disagreement" occurred. Another customer witnessed Mr. Brennan forcibly sharing his fries with Mrs. Brennan. Take a listen to see how the food fight ended.
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Not sure how, but a woman on a flight from Miami to New York reached in her bag for hand lotion and instead pulled out pepper spray. They had to land the plane earlier than expected.
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When 19-year-old Amari McClung took his girlfriend to the Kentucky State Fair, he also had a handgun tucked in his waistband. After what happened next, he would've been better off leaving one of them at home.
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Kenneth Jones did something we've ALL thought about doing. Sure, he's in trouble now because what he did is illegal, but it HAD to be satisfying.
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If the cops are already looking for you, it might not be in your best interest to apply for job WITH them.
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It was reportedly his second (and possibly last) day on the the job.
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A lot went wrong when Daniel Boyce stole a really expensive Porsche from a car museum in Sarasota, FL. Cops found the car thanks to all the pics on Dan's phone.
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P is for Park. Bryan Baker of Millstadt, Ill was taught that lesson when he stepped out of his truck around one o'clock in the morning.
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There are some people in this world who just aren't meant to have pets, and that's fine. Then there are people who don't deserve pet. Here's one of THOSE.
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During her time as Principal of New Mission High School in Boston, Massachusetts, Naia Wilson "diverted" funds from the school to her personal bank account and spent it on lavish vacations in places like Barbados. She's been caught and will be sent to "detention."
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When Vincent Cirino was late catching his American Airlines flight, he didn't realize that wasn't the worst part of his day. That would come when he was arrested for making a bomb threat to the gate agent.
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After one person complained about the music coming from a Mister Softee Ice Cream truck, it disappeared. The other neighbors got together and complained about the complainer to get their truck back.
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Failed Santa 47-year-old Ervin Guzman was arrested after firefighters helped free him from a home's chimney last Friday.
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A 51-year-old man from Queensland, Australia was pulled over at 1:00 a.m. while behind the wheel of a riding lawnmower. He told the officer, quote, "I just thought I'd drive this old girl over to mow my daughter's lawn." Again, it was one in the morning. He blew quite a bit over the legal limit.
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29-year-old Micael Martinez broke into a Ferrari dealership and drove a $600,000 car of the showroom floor. He damaged 4 other Ferraris on his way out, AND drove through a glass wall. Cops found him hoofing it down the road later after he abandoned the car.
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Last weekend in California, two 20-somethings held up a cannabis delivery driver at gunpoint. They were armed with a BB gun, which they threw out of the car after the robbery. Police found the suspects AND the "firearm." We're just glad no one shot their eye out.
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24-year-old Daquai Jackson ordered 3 cakes from a grocery store's bakery department. His "special request" was for each cake to be decorated with an edible photo printout of HIS face. When he picked the cakes up he didn't bother paying for them. Police have issued a warrant for his arrest.
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Wichita, KS - Security cameras caught the whole thing, but it doesn't help explain why a young man broke into KannaBliss and walked out with just 1 thing...a half-empty bottle of Febreze air freshener.
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Things went from bad to worse real quick for Emmanuel Glinton and Kelsey Lucius when they tried to "illegally withdraw" money from a credit union.
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46-year-old Sarah Kochera was in a heated discussion with a male dining companion when she picked up her burrito and flung it at him. She missed...him, and hit a total stranger smack-dab in the face.
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A 35-year-old man from New York paid a visit to Vegas that he can't remember but they'll never forget. Running naked through casinos will make ya famous.
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Meet the next generation of "Florida Man." Tampa area kids pulled a stupid stunt and followed it with another stupid stunt by posting video of the first stupid stunt, which authorities also call evidence.
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He didn't listen when cops tried to coax him off Christina Lake, THEN he played a game of "Hide & Seek" under a dock. Royal Canadian Mounted Police won.
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Yes, a breathalyzer was a part of the interview process when Nicole Sniadecki showed up for an 8:45am job interview at the Marshall County Sheriff's Department. She did NOT get the job, but she DID get a DUI.
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When police pulled a man over for using his cell phone while driving, they couldn't help but notice the smell of marijuana. That led to a search. THAT led to an arrest.
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NO idea what provoked the attack, but diners at a Mankato, MN restaurant were under a barrage of Skittles thrown by a 19-uear-old who was later arrested.
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The unnamed "custodial engineer" was annoyed by the constant beeping coming from the freezer . . . so he unplugged it. The lab is suing the cleaning company.
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The Silver Zone Car Park at Bristol Airport in England might be hiring. It seems one of their customers found footage on his (parked) BMW's dashcam showing an employee taking the high-end car for a little spin.
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39-year-old Seth Thomas was arrested last Tuesday when cops found him stumbling through traffic and yelling at cars. In one hand was a local brew, Florida Man Beer. Seth was arrested for disorderly intoxication, now looking for an endorsement deal.
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Damien Boyce mugged a woman on her way home from work, then forced her to friend him on Facebook so he could pay back the money he had stolen. He also threw in an invitation to chill sometime. She declined. He was arrested.
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An inmate who only spent weekends inside the Barton County Jail tried to smuggle meth into his fellow inmates by way of his tighty whities.
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An unidentified woman climbed the fence at St. Pete-Clearwater International Airport. She also tried to make her way onto a couple of planes after taking a Coast Guard tricycle for a ride.
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Things did not go as planned for 30-year-old Martin Trimble when he tried to steal a 4-pack of beer from a convenience store. The store's owner had other ideas. At least Martin got to enjoy one for the road before being arrested.
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Some people go to great lengths to get out of work. Isaias Jones of Tulsa, OK went a little too far; 3 people were arrested because he was "tired and wanted to go home."
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Have you ever had a dream that felt so real, you woke up convinced it had really happened? We imagine that's what Mark Dicara went through. The bullet in his leg was the most confusing part.
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Alan Duncan travelled from Minnesota to Chicago, twice, robbing a credit union the first time and a bank the second time. When his car was stolen, with the money still inside, he involved the police. That may have been a mistake.
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Uriah Thomas decided to crash the gate of the Luzerne County 911 call center in Hanover, PA early last Sunday morning. We're not sure why, but he also said some "odd" things during his unexpected visit.
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A 20-year-old social media wanna-be celebrity hopped fences to get into the alligator enclosure at Busch Gardens Tampa. He was arrested after posting the video (proof).
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34-year-old Daniel Barton seems to be enjoying himself. There's actually audio of him giggling as he stole the first cop car.
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32-year-old Chad Murdock stole a school bus Tuesday morning. That was only the beginning of the story.
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Because ski masks are hard to find in Florida, this guy put a cardboard box over his head to rob a cell phone store. Security cameras got him anyway when he had to lift the box to see what he was doing.
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Akron, Ohio - Tuesday, Jason Conrad was able to escape during a visit to the doctor. Wednesday, he was back in custody after being a little too conspicuous.
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25-year-old David Dalesandro robbed a Charlotte, NC convenience store with a Nintendo Duck Hunt gun/game controller. He had painted it black but you could still tell. Despite his whimsically retro choice, David was arrested.
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27-year-old Devin Thorne took a stolen bulldozer on a joyride through the campus of Virginia State University in Ettrick, VA. A bulldozer, especially with Devin behind the wheel, can do a LOT of damage.
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Omaha, NE - Cops are on the hunt for a gray-haired woman who went through the Burger King drive-thru last Wednesday. The teller got a milk bottle to the chest when the customer became upset at being told her total had changed. Here's the kicker; it was actually LESS, so we're not really sure why she got so mad.
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Rather than call an exterminator, 42-year-old Joshua Jenkins took matters into his own hands and used a propane torch to clear spiders from his house. Yeah, it went as expected.
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Timothy Baggins really didn't want to miss his flight from Marion, Illinois to Portland, Oregon...so he drove a stolen backhoe 10 miles from a construction site to the airport.
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NEVER eat a man's last Hot Pocket. 64-year-old Clifton Williams is probably looking for a new roommate after things got heated. (the argument, not the Hot Pocket)
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It started with the arrest 4 teens and 2 adults in two stolen cars. Then the "adult guardian" came to pick up the 4 juveniles...in a 3rd stolen car.
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I guess if someone is dressed like a pirate, especially Johnny Depp's character in Pirates of the Caribbean, they might be looking to cause some trouble.
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He's just 19 years old. There's still time for Milo to learn a thing or two about life, like when to keep your mouth shut.
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Shannon Soltys had a pretty clever plan to smuggle narcotics into Michigan's Kent County Jail, until it fell apart.
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Miami, FL - Be careful who you invite back to your apartment. THIS guy was drugged and his "date" made off with over half-a-million in jewelry.
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A Springfield, CO Police Officer pulled a guy over for speeding last Saturday and watched as the driver swapped spots with his passenger. The passenger was a dog.
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Last week in Chicago, 20-year-old Abail Bekele walked into a Subway sandwich shop and demanded "all the bread." Yes, he meant the money in the cash register. The cashier didn't quite put it together and asked the robber "what kind of bread" he wanted. It's Subway, that's what they do.
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25-year-old Dianne Ferreira had been with the St. Cloud PD for a couple of years when she decided to get herself some. On a call for a death at a residence, Dianne took some photos of the investigation. That's when she snapped a few shots of the deceased's credit card.
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When Brandy Ackerman pulled a knife on a grocery store clerk and demanded they open the register, she was told "no." Brandy wasn't prepared for that response. I wonder if she was surprised when they arrested her anyway.
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The unidentified man was pulled over in Kansas for driving "erratically" on, of all days, Cinco de Mayo. Why he was wearing a Bud Light body suit wasn't revealed.
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Clearwater, FL - When Thomas Maxwell had a "cardiac episode" the responding EMT's told his daughter to stop CPR efforts. He was gone. Not only were they wrong, they left and went on another call. Tom's fine, his daughter's a little traumatized.
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23-year-old Chloe Stein was trying to avoid the embarrassment of telling anyone she hadn't been attending college for a year (or two). Graduation was approaching so she hatched a scheme and faked her own abduction. Oof.
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Most people have noticed shoe stores only put one shoe on display. 3 burglars in Peru didn't realize that when they broke in and scooped up over $13,000 in shoes...but only for the right foot.
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Authorities assume the plan was to have a shipment of $3 million in illegal fentanyl sent to the wrong address on purpose to avoid detection. That's not how it went down.
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Two Australian men tried to get away from police by jumping into a crocodile-infested river. That right there is a textbook case of "out of the frying pan and into the fire."
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Phoenix, AZ - When 19-year-old Makiah Coleman went through security at Sky Harbor airport, they confiscated her apple juice. Moments later 3 TSA agents had been assaulted, 450 travelers were delayed, and Makiah was arrested.
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Don Owens broke into a Chicago family's home while they slept and stole their SUV right out of the garage. He was picked up 3 hours later for DUI and confessed to the burglary.
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55-year-old Roger Barrett was arrested for overreacting a little when a kid on a school bus flipped his wife the bird in traffic. He used his truck to block the bus from continuing it's route, then things got heated.
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It was a rough day for 62-year-old Cameron Belle of Williamsport, PA. Cops just happened to be sitting at the intersection when Cameron pulled up and stopped. The drew attention since he didn't have a stop sign.
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It happened on, of COURSE, 4/20. He's lucky to be alive.
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A travel agency in Buenos Aires got robbed twice in one day; first by a couple of thieves, then by the 3 police officers who were responding to the call about the first robbery. The cops may have gotten away with it if they had seen, and avoided, a few security cameras on their way out.
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Mesa, AZ - Jeremiah just wanted to, according to him, "baptize himself" when he climbed naked into the fountain at a Mesa church. Cops were called and it sounds like almost everyone had a rough afternoon.
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Cyril Vierstra of Wilkesville is headed to prison for using almost $340k of his employer's money to ALSO buy a pair of snow owls from England, a drum set, 5 hot tubs, a pool, etc...
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The website is RentAHitman.com, and people keep falling for it. Plenty have been arrested trying to hire a hitman, but Josiah Garcia applied online to BE a hitman. The FBI picked him up last week.
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When 2 men in Japan returned their rental to the agency, neither one thought to grab their bag of marijuana. They called the rental agency and said they'd be coming back and "don't you dare look at what's inside of it." Guess what happened next.
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36-year-old Joseph Moulton has set the new standard for "drunk and disorderly" in Naples, FL. Too bad he doesn't remember doing any of it. Too bad he left his wallet and ID behind.
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Quick tip for phone scammers . . . double-check the numbers before you call. A guy claiming to be Sergeant Darren Moss with the Pierce County Sheriff's Office in Washington state called the REAL Sergeant Darren Moss. That HAD to be a weird conversation.
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Palm Coast, FL - Most criminals try to put a little distance between themselves and the store they just shoplifted from. This guy took a boxed scooter and decided to put it together on the sidewalk right outside the store. That's where cops found him when they got there.
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22-year-old Mark Tannen had bad luck trying to steal a car last Tuesday night. The first guy he tried to pull out of a car fought him off. The second guy turned out to be an off-duty police officer in an unmarked car.
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Travis Jordan got to sing one song at "Karaoke Night" last Sunday, but got a bit upset when Kennedys Lamp Post Tavern denied his request for a 2nd song. Little did they know he'd brought a foot-and-a-half long machete with him.
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Justin McCall was holding a firearm he had taken from a vehicle while breaking into yet another car. The gun went off and the bullet went right in his own leg. He had to ask for help from the person whose car his was breaking into. Now he'll be spending a little time behind bars.
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Agoura Hills, CA - A 27-year-old woman tried really hard to drive off in a stolen car, even though the steering wheel was locked in place by the CLUB. She alternated between D and R, hitting 5 or so cars in the process.
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30-year-old Jeffrey Zelinski had the time of his life, smiling and laughing as he drove a stolen forklift on the streets of downtown Portland, Oregon. Cops eventually got the situation under control.
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She got scammed, but she should've known better. Dr. Jan McGee is out of a job but the school managed to cancel the check before it got cashed.
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A Minnesota driver was pulled over last Friday and was either being really clever or really dumb when he handed the officer an actual Monopoly Get Out of Jail Free card that was tucked in his wallet.
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John Banks, a squatter in Austin, TX, lit a bag of chips on fire because he thought the end result would be nachos. The end result was the fire spreading to an historic building next door and causing over one million dollars in damage.
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Fresno, CA - 38-year-old Keith Chastain is a man on a mission, or a man who can't catch a break. He was arrested for the tenth time in a month last Tuesday.
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2 men tunneled their way out of the Newport News, Virginia jail. Hours later they were seen at a nearby IHOP and quickly apprehended. Hiding in plain sight?
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The streets of Salt Lake City can be a dangerous place. Especially when people are walking around with weapons...like heads of lettuce.
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This sounds like a complete conflict of interest . . . and really, really stupid.
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Cocoa, FL - Quavi Young is a woman who doesn't like to take "no" for an answer. She tried twice to order something that's not on the McDonald's menu. Things took a turn when they declined her order.
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38-year-old Meghan Levitt was trying to distract police from arresting her boyfriend when she called in a couple of threats. The Uber driver who heard her conversation turned her in.
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He was wearing a uniform, but he'd actually been let go from the Talbotton PD prior to being caught directing traffic.
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It's a bit of a tongue twister, and it's all true. A Target in Long Island was the scene of a scam, a theft, TWO foot chases, and a policeman hanging out the passenger side of a Tesla.
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Stephanie Sanabria was a math teacher at Brookside Elementary untilshe gave her class a demonstration of her martial arts skills.
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Hill, New Hampshire - 36-year-old Jon Carter was arrested after executing a "burn out" in front of a State Trooper. There was a chase, a crash, and a foot chase in there too.
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The bad guy didn't recognize the person he was trying to rob at the ATM was his own son. The son, meanwhile, instantly recognized his dad's voice.
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50-year-old Belinda Miller expected a biscuit with her Popeye's order. When there wasn't one, she complained. The manager gave her one, but it was too late. Belinda smashed her RAV4 into the side of the restaurant anyway.
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Crystal Moss picked 3 o'clock in the morning to light a tree on fire IN her Sandy, Utah apartment. It got out of hand and the building had to be evacuated. Alcohol was involved...she had poured it on the tree when it wouldn't light.
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2 young men in Buford, Georgia learned the hard way...charge your Tesla before using it as a getaway car when you commit a crime.
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First, they crashed their truck through the front of a credit union in Tacoma, WA. Then they wrapped a chain around the ATM and yanked it right out of there. So far, so good. Then they did something that just didn't make sense.
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34-year-old Wyatt Guy lit a fire to burn some garbage in his yard. It quickly spread to his house and drew the attention of fire rescue AND cops. The cops were a problem since they were already looking for Wyatt. He locked himself in the burning house and hid for 10 minutes. He eventually had no choice but to come out.
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Now they know why only the adults got excited when they heard the ice cream truck coming down their street in Slidell, Louisiana.
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Instead of waiting outside for his buddy and $500 in stolen goods from Giant Eagle Supermarket in South Euclid, Ohio...the getaway driver took the getaway car through the car wash next door. He was still sitting in line, trapped between 2 other vehicles, when the cops arrived.
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To much Boone's Farm was to blame for a 43-year-old man in Chaska, MN falling asleep behind the wheel in the Arby's drive-thru lane. All he wanted was some curly fries. We don't know if he every got them.
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44-year-old Shannon Hunter of Clearwater, FL knew she wouldn't pass the urine test required by her probation officer. Her hack to get around that shows she doesn't quite grasp how a urine test works.
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Someone called the Hollywood, Florida Police Department and demanded $10k or they would take out the iconic Hollywood sign, IN CALIFORNIA, with pipe bombs. Wrong coast, Zippy.
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Last year, a woman in Iowa cashed in a scratcher worth $30k. It was really her roommate's ticket but he asked her to say it was hers. He had his reasons, until she cut him out of the winnings. Now they're BOTH in trouble.
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Altamonte Springs, FL - 24-year-old Amari Hendricks may have overreacted when she didn't get the free McDonald's cookie she thought she deserved. There was a gun involved but no one was injured.
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That must've been some seriously good chicken. The armed robber was sitting in his victim's car eating when police arrived.
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23-year-old Allen Lynch Jr. captured video of his traffic stop, high speed chase, and getaway. Then he couldn't help but brag about it on social media. Yep, that's how they get ya.
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You never know what you're going to see at McDonalds at 4:00 in the morning. It's possible this young 20-year-old man in England thought he'd made a good decision by not driving a car after a night of drinking. What he DID do still turned out to be illegal.
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26-year-old Michael Oyarzo tried pretty much everything to elude police. They eventually treed him and Michael had nowhere else to go. Well, he went to jail, but that was about it.
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An unidentified 48-year old man in Moscow got a call from someone claiming to work for the bank. They didn't, and they cleaned him out. Then, somehow, they convinced him to build a molotov cocktail and toss it in the bank's lobby. They got away, he's in a little trouble.
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Memphis, TN - Chantia Blackwell paid $1,700 for a 2006 BMW she found on Facebook Marketplace. The bad news for the seller is she paid in $100 bills, each and every one a phony. The bad news for HER, she gave her victim her phone number so cops tracked her down pretty quick.
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Palm Coast, FL - 20-year-old Lantz Kurtz broke into a closed gas station to steal, or "pre-purchase" dog food, antifreeze, cigarillos, and an e-cigarette. He thought it would be okay since he left his debit card on the counter so the owner could swipe it for payment when the store was open. The arresting officers informed Lantz it was still illegal.
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25-year-old Jordan Craig must've been thirsty. When a cop pulled him over for speeding, (82 mph in a residential area) Jordan had an open beer in the console. When the cop went to his cruiser to run Jordan's license, he watched Jordan chug-a-lug. Many tickets were issued that night.
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Sidney, Montana and Sydney, Australia have similar, but different, airport codes. That's how a man from New York thought he got a really good deal on his airfare, but the flight seemed shorter than he thought it would be.
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State Trooper Edward Longo was hoping for a few extra brownie points at his next performance evaluation, he was below the troop average. This probably wasn't the best way to get a positive review.
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He's 46-years-old but STILL throws a toddler's tantrum when things don't go his way. Leonard Repp acted out on 2 different visits to Walmart due to a past experience of "having to wait in line too long" and "bad customer service." You would think a guy who goes to Walmart that often would know there are cameras everywhere.
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K. Kawshigan is upset Nora Tan isn't interested in him romantically, so he's suing her for more than $2.3 million. Mr. Kawshigan, being the type of guy who pulls crap like this is probably why you're single to begin with.
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Portsmouth, VA - Good coaches teach things like integrity and sportsmanship. Bad coaches get fired for being dumb. THIS coach decided to substitute HERSELF for an absent player.
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HOW she did it is amazing. How they caught her is even better. Had she known they were on to her, she would've maybe flown the coop. HA!
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A man trying to steal gas (for the stolen F-150 he was driving) learned the hard way that all it takes is a spark to ignite a fire. He caused quite the ruckus when the lit cig in his mouth set off a fire and explosion. He's fine. He's in jail...but he's fine.
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We all would like to think our funerals would be well attended. 60-year-old Baltazar Lemos decided to find out by faking his own death and showing up at the service. Friends and family were not amused. Now who's going to show up when he actually dies?
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Kacey Breazeale loves Slim Jims, she just didn't feel like paying for them this particular day. She was arrested for theft and simple assault after using the Sllim Jims as a weapon (we imagine much like nunchucks).
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When she told her friends she was going to "grab a pizza and take a cab home" this is NOT what they expected.
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Aurora, CO - This right here is why you don't get behind the wheel. 27-year-old Miguel Ramirez had one-too-many before driving the wrong way down the street. He SUV hit owned by the city and was being driven by the Aurora Chief of Police. Oof.
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45-year-old Tymetrica Cohns was a temporary cafeteria worker at a high school in Kentwood, LA. She had a side business selling edibles...to students...AT THE SCHOOL.
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28-year-old Marcus Tull "forgot" to scan a few items at the self-checkout, 24 items worth about $165 bucks. While being arrested, he asked police if he could keep the items he HAD paid for. They said yes...and even put the stuff in Marcus's car for him. That's when shoplifting became the least of Marcus's worries.
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Boone, NC - We give this guy extra points for style. The dumb-dumbs don't usually provide their own soundtrack, but when you're in a stolen tractor and cops are chasing you...there really is only one choice.
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Some people don't handle divorce well. Ronald Dunn of Los Angeles, CA took things to a new level by ramming his own house with 2 different vehicles. It happened in the middle of the day, so there were plenty of witnesses.
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3 men from Flushing, NY were traveling through Breezewood, PA when one of them called 911. 83 lbs. of marijuana and a bunch of counterfeit cash later, all 3 were arrested.
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After Karlee Besse was let go from her job with an accounting firm, she sued them for $5,000. She didn't win the case because a program on her work computer had been monitoring her activity. Now she owes THEM money for "time theft."
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The 25-year-old daughter of Alderman Derrick Curtis was treated at a hospital and released after a gun he was handling went off and hit her in the leg. The same man shot himself in the wrist last fall while cleaning a gun. Maybe he should TAKE a gun safety class before teaching one.
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You would think, between the two of them, one would've realized their ride would attract unwanted attention. That's kind of rule #1 when it comes to being successful burglars.
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Yakima, WA - The Taco Bell David Sharp chose to drive through at 2:00 am had been closed for an hour. His reaction to being denied tacos was a little over the top, considering Yakama has 3 Taco Bells and the other 2 were still open.
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The Riverdale, Georgia resident was on a rare motorcycle. The video he posted clearly showed off his '22 Triumph Street Triple RS. There was only one registered in the area so cops just went to his house. The "social media genius" confessed and was arrested.
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You read that right. They called the cops . . . on the cops. 28-year-old Amanda Baporis of Spokane, WA was behind the wheel at 12:30 in the morning, reaching speeds of 100 mph, and complained to 911 that her "constitutional rights were being violated" by the State Patrol trooper trying to pull her over.
She was mistaken, then arrested.
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Spencer Gougler of Tulsa, OK was arrested for stealing packages while wearing a pair of women's underwear over his face to hide his identity. Cops knew it was him right away because he'd done this before.
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They should've paid better attention in high school chemistry class. To make matters worse (for them) they both dropped their cell phones while running from the blaze.
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A man and a woman in Poinciana, FL broke into a house, robbed it, then called 911 for possibly the oddest "call for help" they've ever gotten. The couple wanted police to help load up the stuff they'd stolen, then give them a ride to the airport so they could jet off to New York.
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Rome, Italy - His hiding spot was a little too good. Since he kept the secret from his wife he really can't blame her for lighting a fire at Christmas . . . a fire worth $20,000.
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Shamokin, PA - 31-year-old Stormie Birster took advantage of the fact that a police officer left their key in the ignition of their cruiser. She took it for a little test spin and had some fun with the radio too.
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To his credit, Anthony Tarduno didn't HAVE to confess. After setting a police SUV on fire, Anthony went back to the bar he'd been drinking at earlier. Guilt must've gotten the best him and he returned to tell cops that when he drinks he "does stupid things."
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Hiawatha, IA - Nicholas Bernard says music moves him. It also got him a ticket when a trooper clocked him at 100 mph. Nicholas fessed up that he'd been going 120 mph earlier when a good song came on the stereo. Nicholas got in more trouble when he opened the glove compartment and the trooper spotted a big bag of weed.
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Long Island, NY - James Mounsey (great butler name) was arrested trying to flee the country after stealing his former employer's identity and dropping SIX THOUSAND dollars on booze.
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Niceville, FL - 27-year-old Makayla Crandall might have trouble finding her next job. She stole Adderall from a locked cabinet (to which only SHE had a key) and refilled the kids' prescription bottles with Aleve and aspirin. She got caught when parents noticed changes in their children's behavior.
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When you gotta go, ya gotta go. If you're an off-duty police officer from Chicago on vacation, go somewhere where you're not breaking the law. The same goes for everyone else out there. What this guy did just ain't right.
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Madalyn and Bill were a little surprised to find out their beautiful $30k ceremony and reception wasn't official. The officiant is the one to blame, but he's family so . . .
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Centennial, CO - That headline might be a little misleading. Someone stole a Smart ForTwo wrapped to look like the child's toy, and it really did look like one as it lead cops over a foot bridge and onto a bike path. The driver was finally arrested and grounded until further notice.
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Michael Powers of East Grand Forks, MN doesn't like squirrel's on his bird feeder. After shooting a .22 out his bedroom window and hitting his neighbor's house, Mike was arrested. What his wife reportedly said while her husband was being cuffed is the best part of the story.
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The Rockdale County, GA Sheriff's Dept. posted a list, asking for the public's help. Christopher Spaulding didn't make the top 10, so he commented "what about me?" Turns out he WAS wanted on 2 parole violations, so they went and picked him up.
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There were at least 40 officers in that particular Walmart when a guy named Brad decided it would be a good time to commit a crime. He was wrong, and he was arrested.
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It was easy, the woman was just sitting in her car in a Walgreen's parking lot. The trio didn't know she was waiting for AAA to come fix her flat. They made it a mile-and-a-half before pulling over and getting arrested.
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Security cameras see everything. That's how we know two guys who crashed their van into a Portland convenience store didn't really know what they were doing. They did manage to load the ATM into their van, but then attempted to get the cash out by blowing it up...while it was still in the van. Everything went up in flames.
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When 23-year-old Senaida Soto FaceTimed her boyfriend over Thanksgiving, she may have overreacted when a woman she didn't know answered his phone. Senaida didn't know here because she hadn't met that particular family member yet. She burned her boyfriend's house down. She's been arrested. They broke up.
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John Armstrong of Tulsa, OK was arrested after things went sour during a game of Monopoly with his stepfather and stepsister. Hate the game, not the player.
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The box says "ready in 3-and-a-half minutes." That's not good enough for Amanda Ramirez. First you have to open the cup, then add water, THEN microwave for 3.5 minutes. After all that you STILL have to stir in the cheese sauce. She thinks they lied about how long it takes to make and she wouldn't have bought it. How did she find lawyers to take this case?
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35-year-old Jerrel Oates did NOT want to pay an extra 30 cents for BBQ dipping sauce at a Wendy's in Gastonia, NC. After blocking the drive-thru, and making everyone behind him wait for 20 minutes, he was arrested for threatening drive-thru workers and the manager with a stolen gun.
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Concord, NH -There are rules to hunting wild turkey. A man in New Hampshire either didn't know the rules or didn't care when he pulled up, rolled down his window, and shot a wild turkey with a 9mm handgun. He might be late for Thanksgiving dinner.
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Not only did he write his demands, in pink highlighter, on the back of his own birth certificate...he was wearing an ankle monitor at the time of the crime.
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Darrel Cammon Jr. stole a car and connected his own phone, via bluetooth, to the car's stereo. Cops know this because when they found the car "Darrell's iPhone" was listed as a connected device.
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Toronto: 59-year-old John Tiano was shooting for "third time's the charm" trying to rob 3 different banks in one day. Little did he know Toronto PD was waiting for him at the third bank.
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Palo Alto, CA - Actually, when all was said and done, the only thing police caught him with was an attachment for the vacuum. Odd choice.
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Well, he was busted for meth AND the owl. When cops pulled over Mason Stapley for suspicion of DUI they were a little surprised to find an owl beside him in the car. The story only got more bizarre after that.
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Two Lake City, Florida Sheriff's Deputies are facing suspension without pay after arresting 61-year-old Jame Hodges. They thought the collapsible can in his back pocket was "a silver pistol with a white grip."
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39-year-old Matthew Meredith lived a pretty extravagant lifestyle. THAT'S how they found him. The IRS would like their money back.
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While it's okay to bring a whole, uncooked chicken or turkey in your carry-on, it's not okay to use the bird's cavity as a hiding place for a handgun.
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Of COURSE it happened on Halloween. How else would you explain a 19-year-old dressed as Pikachu outrunning cops on a modified lawn mower.
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Two shoplifters targeted a Ross Dress for Less in Springfield, Missouri. Part of their brilliant plan was using two getaway vehicles. That would backfire when the two crashed into each other trying to make a hasty getaway.
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They both just happened to be on vacation at the same time, in the same place. 32-year old Quashon Burton was arrested after being spotted by the Federal Agent who signed a criminal complaint almost a year ago in New York.
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Naugatuck, CT - Cops found 42-year-old David McCullough napping in his truck, which was still parked inside the warehouse.
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Newnan, GA - Who knew you could arrested for littering in Georgia? Well, if that litter is candy bar wrappers from one of the houses you burglarized, and you leave a trail of them to your own house, yeah...you get arrested.
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Tulsa, OK - Dillon Slack and his father were arrested after Dillon left his cell phone at the scene of their crime...an AT&T store.
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A 17-year-old in Bellevue, WA grabbed a couple of handbags in a Louis Vuitton store and made a run for it. The floor-to-ceiling window he smacked into knocked him out cold. It was pretty easy to catch him after that.
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Clearwater, FL - 50-year-old Robert Lawson was caught with Meth in a city park. He demanded police call the FBI to prove he's allowed to carry. Robert was arrested.
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If you're going to vandalize a place at four in the morning, a cop shop probably shouldn't be your first choice. After scratching up a wall and starting a fire, 25-year-old Bryan Alfaro was quickly arrested, but not until after punching one officer and trying to take another's sidearm out of its holster.
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Billings, MT - It didn't take cops long to find the guy who broke into a radio station and stole their branded station vehicle. You know the type, kind of a billboard on wheels. This one had the station's logo in huge bright pink letters all over it. Real subtle.
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This happened at the Twin Cities Harvest Festival in Brooklyn Park, MN. The man had just left the children's play area. Somehow, while trying to remove kernels of corn from his boot, the concealed weapon he was carrying went off and got him in the leg.
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Greeley, CO - A father used his 8-year-old's backpack to transport a firearm from the house to his vehicle. The son (unknowingly) took it to school. Dad's been arrested 'cause...that was dumb.
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Desmen Ramsey had a falling out with his own son and, after getting a little drunk, called a hit man. Well, he thought he was calling a hit man but he was one number off and left 2 voicemails for the wrong person. THAT person called police and Desmen was arrested.
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Anyone who can weaponize bees scares the bejeezus out of me.
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Syracuse, NY - Extreme times call for extreme measures. When someone won't leave your house try setting a shower curtain on fire. Okay, not really, don't do that.
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Warrenville, SC - SO much wrong in this story. 19-year-old Jackson Rutland broke into his ex-girlfriends place and took "some" of her Mom's cremated remains. Who was he going to sell them to?
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Looking to get a cheap (free) meal at a restaurant, this lady pulled plastic from her own bra and placed in her dish. Sure, the meal was free but now she's in a bit of trouble.
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It didn't take cops long to put 2 and 2 together. The rewards card was under her real name, the stolen credit card she was using was not.
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It happened in Highland, NY. 33-year-old Crystal Thomas thought it'd be okay for her 5th grader to get his name tattooed on his forearm.
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Burlington, North Carolina - 67-year-old Vernon Wilson lost a finger when the owner of the home he tried to break into slammed the door on Vernon's hand. Cops caught him pretty quick 'cause, ya know, fingerprints.
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Love makes you do silly things, like giving someone $30,000 so they can rush to be by your side even if they're currently on a space station.
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That pesky, and oh-so unexpected, background check proved to be the undoing of 27-year-old Zyeama Johnson
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Memphis, TN - What you spend your money on is your business, but leaving something really expensive in your car, in plain sight, is how you become Doc's Dumb-Dumb of the Day.
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It happened at Reagan National Airport in D.C. The stolen bracelet was worth around $8,000. The stewardess must've forgot there are cameras everywhere.
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Greenfield, Indiana - The honor system was abused by 67-year-old Teresa Kiner when she paid 18 visits to a roadside stand selling sweet corn. She tried to talk her way out of trouble until they showed her video from almost all her thefts.
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Fort Myers, FL - Stand Your Ground probably doesn't, and shouldn't, apply to people who cut in line. 59-year-old Terri Lynn Johnson was arrested. No idea if she got gas or not..
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Dallas, PA - An inmate in a Pennsylvania prison was schedule for release sometime in October. That's been postponed after he wrote a terroristic letter to the Parole office.
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Saline, MI - Oktoberfest is celebrated in September in Saline, and some people have a little too much fun. After cops gave him a ride home, this guy doubled down and got behind the wheel 90 minutes later. He should've stayed put.
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A LOT of freshly poured cement was too much for the Mini Cooper to get through. The Lakewood, WA woman who stole the car, with her 4-year-old son along for the ride, was arrested at the scene.
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Wichita Falls, TX - 43-year-old Kristy "Grumpy" Henshaw was arrested after stabbing her husband in a Goodwill parking lot. We're not saying he should've seen it coming, but they don't call her Grumpy for nothin'.
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52-year-old Harold Tyler coasted to a stop in front of the cop shop. When police ran his info, he as immediately arrested.
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Did you know the University of Utah has its own nuclear reactor? Neither did we. Sure it was just an ill-conceived joke, but thankfully the Utes won 35-7 so...crisis averted.
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Fayetteville, Arkansas - Yes, it's ironic. If you're the COO of a company that specializes in "meat substitutes," cannibalism is probably frowned upon.
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Memphis, TN - To be fair, he didn't really "rob" the gas station since the 78-year-old cashier just hid from him. Yet 41-year-old Marchello Moore was arrested when his car ran out of gas fleeing the scene.
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40-year-old Daniel Stellmacher broke into a JoJo Refresh Shop in the middle of the night, then came back with a $100 winner the next day.
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Flomaton, AL - Wayne Griffis was on the Discovery Channel show in 2020. He was arrested Monday for brewing (probably delicious) moonshine.
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Knoxville, TN - His name is Donald Kirkland, and he's got a great deal for YOU!
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San Antonio, TX - He was outside shooting a gun into the air when, next thing you know, he was on the ground with a bullet in the butt.
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It must be interesting to be part of Florida law enforcement, you never know what you're going to face next.
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Tilden Township, PA - Amy Schaner and Ryan Boria, two fast food workers who just wanted a quiet Friday night behind the counter, shut down a railroad crossing thinking it would slow traffic to, and inside, their workplace.
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She's been arrested, finally, after scamming her own mother out of almost $100k.
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Hard to tell if she actually intended to pay for the damage she'd done, but now she's been arrested for attempted murder. 21-year-old Waylan Frears will be okay but we have a feeling the relationship's over.
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Surveillance video shows a smash-&-grab at 2 different Academy Sports stores. There was quite a bit of smashing, but not much grabbing.
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Abilene, TX - A LOT to unpack here. 38-year-old George P. Jones was arrested trying to retrieve the wallet he left in the animal shelter's stolen van. This was AFTER he had freed a bunch of dogs. Busy day for George.
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There's police cam video of 38-year-old Amy Harrington trying to convince cops she's not drunk (after rear-ending another vehicle). Field sobriety tests don't usually include pirouettes. Amy's does.
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Here's the condensed version. (get it? Campbell's soup? Condensed? HA!)
23-year-od Adrianna Belin and 20-year-old Montinique Zeigler were arrested after calling in multiple bomb threats to the Campbell's Soup factory in Maxton, NC.
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33-year-old Keona Lewis was unhappy with her smoothie. How she expressed her unhappiness was an issue and got Keona arrested.
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Royal Canadian Mounted Police clocked the driver going 74 mph. The fines wracked up for also using their phone while driving AND driving without insurance.
We're guessing the pizza never made it to it's destination.
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Evansville, IN - He's lucky to be alive. He's persistent, but not quick enough to dodge the car and semi that hit him during his attempts to carjack a ride. Cops could only sit by and watch...then arrest him.
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Hendersonville, TN - Sebastian and Danielle will never forget their first date, mostly because it's a matter of public record.
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There's a house in San Jose that's been hit by cars 23 times over the last 50 years. Ray Minter has lived there the whole time. He lived there when the interstate came through in 1972 and that's when it all started.
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State Police in Elk County, PA stopped an F-150 for multiple traffic violations. That's when discovered Russell Mowrey, a little bit intoxicated and a whole lot of naked.
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Palm Coast, FL - 18-year-old Jack Fisher, a young man who made a mistake many of us have made...he texted the wrong number. That would've been okay except Jack was trying to sell drugs.
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Lancaster, PA - Anthony Cancel is a former employee of the grocery store where he took 5 cans of Axe worth a little over $30, that's how they recognized him so easily.
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28-year-old Grant Simonson tried to rob a church in Deer Park, WA. He got caught. Even worse? He was sprayed by a skunk while being arrested.
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Pewaukee, WI - At least 4 cars were damaged, but no one was hurt, after seven portable toilets fell off the truck hauling them down the interstate. That was a bit of a surprise for morning commuters.
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HyperSocial CEO Braden Wallake admits it was his poor decision and stubbornness that led to the layoffs. A mea culpa's a good idea, but not when it's accompanied by tears and a wish that you were more "cold-hearted." Way to make it about YOU, Braden.
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A 32-year-old Tampa man was released after getting a DUI. He didn't even make it out of the jail's parking lot before getting arrested again.
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A man in Sao Paolo, Brazil watched a video and thought he could handle it. DIY nose jobs are not recommended.
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This happened in St. Petersburg, Fl and despite Enzo Zabala-Cardozo's insistence, meth is not legal...not even in Florida.
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Saugerties, NY - Ralph Carpino may have overreacted when a pizza he didn't order was delivered to his house. He maybe should've considered someone else in his family DID order it before pulling a gun on the Domino's driver.
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Titusville, FL - The unnamed 58-year-old woman was spotted in the center lane of I-95, Florida's busiest interstate highway. She also had an open bottle of Jack Daniel's Tennessee Fire Whiskey. We're just happy no one got hurt.
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Hope he got it. Cory Martin tried kill a spider by setting it on fire with his lighter. Things escalated quickly.
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Josh Smoak had a warrant out for his arrest. When cops caught up to him, Josh decided to make a run (or paddle) for it. They got him anyway.
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Kidder, MO - We're not sure if Donald Bates Jr. was actually trying to hit the plane, or if he thought warning shots would scare it off. Either way he's in a bit of trouble.
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27-year-old Angela Sharp likes her Red Bull a little too much. Now she's in jail. Nothing like being filled with energy and locked in a tiny cell.
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Clarence Giles is either very confident or very dumb. While Sheriff's Deputies were investigating copper theft at a recycling center, Clarence walked in with more stolen copper.
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Melbourne, FL - We're not saying it's a good idea, but it sounds like he was having a good time.
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What would compel someone to wear almost half-a-million in jewelry to church? Oddly, he went on Facebook afterward to defend his love of material things.
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We're not really sure where you would sell 9 pallets of stolen Wrigley's Spearmint Gum, but they tried.
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Winnipeg, Canada - When Angela Chalmers woke up and found an intruder asleep on her couch, she called for help. The dispatcher suggested Angela wake the man herself because the police were "really busy." It took 20 minutes for police to arrive and FOUR cops to remove the man from her house.
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We don't know if the girlfriend ever got her candy. We DO know her boyfriend got tased and arrested, so things got real interesting real fast.
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The 35-year-old, amazingly, didn't hit any cars when he used the interstate as an impromptu landing strip at 2:30 in the morning.
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If you're gonna drink and drive, you're gonna pay the price. If you give a stupid reason for your behavior instead of an apology, we'll make you Doc's Dumb Dumb of the Day. This man's lawyer gets an honorable mention.
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Lithonia, Georgia - Authorities say he'd been there for several hours before being freed by firefighters. He must've been exhausted.
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She's okay, and the driver of the semi that swerved to miss her (saving her life, probably) is okay. Can't believe we have to say this, DON'T watch TV while driving.
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It only took 17 seconds for cops to catch Dusty Mobley. Actually, it took 6 months. They'd been looking for him since he stole a boat in January.
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Brooklyn, NY - A young man was pulled over for not wearing his seat belt, which tracks. Safety didn't seem to be his "thing" as he tried to Parkour his way outta there.
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Seattle, WA - A unidentified man walked into a Safeway with his own shopping cart and loaded up 11 cases of beer. He rolled it right out the front door and across the street to wait for the bus.
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New Port Richey - A Florida police officer is crying foul after 47-year-old Jason Stoll, a man just trying to sell hot dogs, threw one and hit them. The charge is battery on a law enforcement officer. What a weenie.
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44-year-old David Proudfoot dressed as an employee and tried to wheel at $10,000 R-2-D2 replica right out the door. He claimed it was to point out flaws in Disney's security system, we think he just wanted a really cool R2-D2.
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Coraopolis, PA - Being in the wrong place at the wrong time can get you in a lot of trouble, especially if you've had too much to drink. Poor Kelly Bridger forgot that Grandma didn't live there anymore.
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Allen Park, MI - Gutsy move. They took 3 air conditioners through self-checkout but only scanned a Reese's candy bar. Too bad she left her purse behind.
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Cypress, TX - The driver of the Range Rover, Grey Martinez, was supposed to be in court that day because of a PREVIOUS high-speed chase. Someone needs to take the keys away from this yutz.
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Karen Williams, right after pledging to make the roads of Queensland safer, got behind the wheel after too much wine and crashed her car into a tree.
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Nowata, OK - It would've been the perfect hiding spot IF they hadn't found him. Turned out 23-year-old Wolf October Berry hid under all that poop for nothin'.
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That was just the beginning of 33-year-old Jeremiah Taylor's night. It ended with a high-speed chase, a crash, and a taser.
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44-year-old Charles Korrell caught himself on camera hiding the camera in his ex's house. That made the arrest fairly inevitable.
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Okeechobee, FL - When 5 people were arrested in a drug bust last Friday, cops probably weren't expecting 1 of the men to be wearing a black and white spotted onesie and a pink hat.
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St. Albans, WV - Something made Gerald Arbaugh angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.
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Fans of "The Office" will appreciate this one. It happened Tuesday in Switzerland. Not sure how, but it happened.
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The man behind the wheel of the electric Walmart cart isn't the Dumb-Dumb of the story, though. Listen to see why the State Troopers get the award.
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This happened in Australia, and if you'd like to move there we think there's probably a job opening...now
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Latrobe, PA - When Stephen Patterson handed a fake $100 bill to a cashier and hopped a flight outta town, he though he'd gotten away with it. Stephen was wrong.
You can tell he wasn't prepared to get caught because his excuse was AWFUL!
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Ladesion "Jug God" Riley has a song on YouTube called "Make It Home" about robbing ATMs and making it home before the cops can catch you. The cops caught him and he did not make it home.
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Well, 21-year-Aidan Crowley is nothing if not persistent.
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59-year-old Timothy Jones got out of jail last Wednesday after serving an 8 year sentence for bank robbery. One day later he was already on the run after robbing another bank.
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Volusia County, FL - Ronald Williams wanted that Jet Ski but couldn't get it started. Deputies caught up as Ron just kind of floated away.
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Ashland City, TN - When Ricky Roach made his escape from a hospital, we're guessing a child's bike wasn't part of the plan. We're guessing there wasn't really a plan at all. It took him 2 hours to get 2 miles. That's slower than just walking.
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Trout Run, PA - Someone broke into a guy's apartment and took nothing but a 5 lb bag of frozen Pierogis. That's a lot of work, and possible punishment, for $10 worth of food.
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Piedmont, AL - Quarter to four in the morning on Memorial Day 2022. A Mack truck, a mobile home, and a fight that got a little out of control.
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Evansville, IN - The driver turned out to be 30-year-old Jordan Mattingly, son of MLB's Don Mattingly. We're just glad no one was hurt.
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Lakeland, FL - 22-year-old Tianis Jones actually called the cops on herself when she dialed 911 to complain about her treatment at McDonald's
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Yes, you read that correctly. What's going on there, Montana?
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If you've heard the saying "write what you know," this is NOT what that means.
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Loreauville, LA - Not sure why they just stopped in the middle of the highway but that's where the house was, blocking traffic, after causing miles of damage before it got there. The homeowner and an accomplice were arrested.
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At least that's what 19-year-old Janiya Douglas told the cops as they arrested her in Florida. OH, it was in FLORIDA? Sure.
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Columbus, OH - Brett Redd called police to report a his truck had been stolen. Wasn't really his though. He had stolen it 5 days earlier.
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In Detroit, there was a Weed Vending Machine hanging on the outside of a guy's house. Feds think it'd been there around 4 years and made it's owner around $2,000 a day. They've both (the guy and his vending machine) been removed from the home.
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They kind of deserved to have their butts kicked after stealing from the hotel room next to theirs. They also didn't exactly help themselves by hiding what they stole in plain sight.
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There's a man, somewhere in a trailer park in Florida, who recently had a bucket of urine thrown at him by 57-year-old Christine Terman. Gross.
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Catawba County, NC - Jason Oxentine was let go from his teacher's aide and athletic director position after his student totaled his truck and damaged THREE school busses.
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Port Arthur, TX - Security cameras got everything, except the Lawn Mower Bandit's face.
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Paris, France - An interactive exhibit at a modern art museum was so attractive, one of the patrons decided to wear it home.
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Sac City, IA - Eric's in love and wanted the world to know. Too bad cans of spray paint don't come with spell check.
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Belfast, ME - After Phil Dulude was kicked out of his hotel, he hung around and tried to elude police by covering himself with a bed sheet. It didn't work.
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24-year-old Elhaj Diarrassouba was in jail for stealing a puppy at knife-point. His master plan to escape was thwarted by his own brain.
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Lake Wales, FL - 69-year-old David Roberts had been a Sheriff's volunteer for over a decade until he got caught selling drugs from a patrol vehicle.
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Enid, OK - That's not ALL she did. Here's a woman who loves her Crazy Bread and that love will NOT be denied.
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Lincoln, NE - Emily Anderson brought her 2 young kids along and even included them in some vandalism at Yankee Hill Brick & Tile. Mother's Day is gonna be awkward this year.
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61-year-old Clarence Patterson needed a bathroom, but the restroom door at the "Hop & Pop" was locked. Clarence made other arrangements...and got arrested.
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Security is pretty tight everywhere these days, so it seems silly a 33-year-old man would try to get past Disney World security with a gun and a bag of drugs. Yet, here we are.
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Wilmington, NC - When the 63-year-old former police officer brought the money back moments after robbing Family Dollar, he told the clerk "I can't do this."
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Longwood, FL - With a big ol' "what were you thinking?" Enjoy the story of bride Danya Svoboda and caterer Joycelyn Bryant who thought it would be fun to drug everyone at Danya's wedding reception. In this case, fun is a felony.
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Tulsa, OK - Randy Cantwell told authorities he became a Marshal when former President Donald Trump declared Martial Law. Trump didn't...and Cantwell isn't.
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Bunnell, FL - 57-year-old David Stover loves getting a discount at Wendy's. When the friend giving him that discount left, David needed a new angle. Sadly he chose one that's also illiegal.
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Catawba County, NC - Deputy Ryan Hamby celebrated a little too much last Friday night. Oddly, he's the third deputy this year from that department to lose his job to a DWI.
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53-year-old Susan Freudenthal was arguing with her girlfriend when she decided it'd be a good idea to grab their cat and shove it . . . well, you'll just have to listen.
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30-year-old Tyreik Martin is a repeat offender. In fact, he's been arrested (& released) around 70 times.
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Williamsburg, PA - When her grandson got in trouble with police, Celestia Barker III called them in hopes of having the charges dropped. When that didn't happen, she threatened the officer with witchcraft.
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38-year-old Justin Brown of Harris County, TX took someone else's forklift for a joyride over the weekend. It was more of a police "follow" than a chase since Justin couldn't do more than 18 mph.
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New Port Richey, FL - Gregory Sorensen was pulled over for erratic driving, despite have the perfect "cover vehicle." Troopers knew something was up when they asked for his license and he game them his credit card instead.
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Dublin, CA - 41-year-old Brandy Jones was scheduled to appear in court last Monday for stealing a car. She drove to the courthouse in a different stolen car. Something tells us her appearance did not go well.
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Fort Pierce, FL - The Navy SEAL Museum is in Fort Pierce, so is our Dumb-Dumb. Kendall Rust tried to steal a vest worn by a member of the team that raided Osama bin Laden's hideout so he could "take a picture of it."
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We're not sure if he loves bikes...or hates them. The pile of stolen bicycles in his backyard in Littlemore in Oxford, England is so big it can be seen on Google Maps.
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Lincoln, NE - A driver and her passenger got in a little trouble after running a red light and almost hitting a cop car. More for all the drugs in their car, but and red light thing too.
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Greenfield, WI - After breaking into a gas station, this guy discovered there was NO way he was getting to the cash registers. So he had to settle for a consolation prizes...a garbage can filled with sweets and energy drinks.
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Dominque Hullum's luck took Monday off while he was trying to rob a Starbucks. Ironically, it was the thin Starbucks bags that caused most of his problems.
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When he broke into a house to steal gas, Jared tripped the alarm. When cops showed up, Jared led them on a high-speed chase. It was a short one because, ironically, Jared quickly ran out of gas.
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Miami, FL - We have no idea if it was on purpose. He only took the shoes out on display which means he only got the left-footed half of the pair.
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In the wee hours of Saturday, March 19th two police officers were responding to a call when something unexpected happened.
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Estero, Fl - Maybe Jermaine thought the turtle breeder wouldn't notice? Jermaine was wrong. The breeder noticed, caught it all on video, and called the cops.
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Jackson, WI - Scott Charmoli used to be a dentist, a dentist who performed a HUGE amount of unnecessary work and now faces up to 20 years in prison.
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Yes, Legoland issues licenses...to KIDS. This 21-year-old in the U.K. must've gotten confused. Maybe he was skittish after leading cops on a high speed chase, maybe it was the bag of marijuana in his car. At least everyone had a good laugh. He was arrested.
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After what will certainly go down as the "Gunfight at the King of the Road Mobile Home Park," a 44-year-old St. Petersburg woman was arrested for shooting a neighbor in the face with a water pistol.
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It's not every day someone calls the cops to turn themselves in, and it's not always on purpose. Thomas was convinced the guy who sold him meth actually gave him bath salts. He called cops to have the drugs tested and arrest the guy. Oh, they arrested someone all right.
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How is it possible a Cadbury egg would be worth $13k? Why would he eat it if it was worth that much? So many questions, so many dumb dumbs.
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When his neighbor decided to use a leaf blower at 7:45 a.m., Curtis decided it was time to show the neighbor there's a new sheriff in town...and he wears a bathrobe.
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One of our favorite from the archives, from March 2020. It's amazing how some people just don't think things through.
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Greenfield, CA - 28-year-old Clemente likes to pretend he's a cop and pull people over, he also likes to drink. Those 2 hobbies collided Sunday when he pulled over the wrong person.
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Palm Coast, FL - He ran a stop sign and was clocked doing 50 in a 30. Then he just couldn't decide which bad excuse might get him out of trouble so he tried all 3.
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Highlands in Drogheda, Ireland - The thieves must not have known what those symbols meant on the bright yellow case they stole from a van. They'll get a clue when all their hair falls out.
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Detroit, MI - Chozen Terrell-Hanna, aka ChozenWrld, has over 150k followers and 1.6 million likes...but not one single lick of common sense.
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Meet the crime-fighting goat of Virginia. It unexpectedly joined the police in a foot chase of man wanted for domestic assault. The goat ran the guy down in some woods and flushed him out so cops could make their arrest. (insert G.O.A.T. jokes here)
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Winter Haven - Quite the night last Saturday for 27-year-old Matthew Corea and a female companion. Stolen vehicles, a tire store robbery, an attempt to run over a cop, a rifle, and some Busch Light. Yep, quite the night.
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Altoona, PA - 25-year-old Jason Almeida picked the wrong place, time, and victim when he tried to steal a truck from a self-service car wash. The truck's owner wasn't going to make it easy.
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New York City - If you try to rob the 52nd Precinct you might get to share a cell with 28-year-old Carlos Luciano. We have NO idea what he was thinking.
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Lancaster, PA - 2 women just turned themselves in for stealing $1k worth of candles from a CVS last September. A 3rd woman remains at large.
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New Orleans, LA - It doesn't sound odd, maybe they were just casing the joint. However, considering it takes a while to order at Subway, witnesses got a good look at the pair.
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Boston, MA - 42-year-old Hector Avededo tried to convince another man using the same public bathroom to flush the toilet when he was done with...business. That's what started the verbal argument which eventually led to a stabbing and Hector's arrest.
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Fort Lauderdale, FL - If you're going to try to outrun police with gun on ya, make sure the safety's on first.
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Messengas, France - He was sick of catching his kids online when they were supposed to be sleeping, so he got his hands on an illegal jammer and successfully blocked their access...along with everyone else in town. Now he might be going to jail.
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Anderson, CA - 29-year-old Tyler Watson, wanted for a probation violation, got in double-trouble when cops pulled him over and discovered his unusual passenger.
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Chelsea Alston might not even remember what happened, but thanks to the release of the bike cop's chest-cam footage, we know what got Chelsea in so much trouble.
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Port St. Lucie, FL - This guy packed a LOT into one night. 38-year-old Bradford Weitzel left a bar after midnight. When he couldn't find his car, he stole someone else's. THAT car was hit by a train. But wait...there's more.
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Tempe, AZ - Adrian Pineda's job was to count the cash and take it to the bank. Along with way he was switching out the cash with fake money he bought on Amazon. It didn't take long for people who know what real money looks like to notice the ol' switcheroo.
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Las Vegas, NV - 51-year-old Daniel Asseff told a judge the ghost of Dale Earnhardt Sr. told him to drive the wrong-way. The judge did not buy that defense.
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Bismarck, ND - Sandra Kobs-Sabo thought she was being funny, or maybe flirtatious, when she smacked a sheriff's deputy on his butt. She must have swung a little too hard...she was arrested on the spot.
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Bensalem, PA - 40 or so customers got into a brawl at a Golden Corral restaurant. The fight started over steak, or a lack thereof. Even still, not really a good reason for what happened.
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Oakland, CA - 20 thousand cable customers lost service Sunday morning and Comcast couldn't get it fixed before the NFC Championship game. Sure, the 49'rs lost, but fans probably still wanted to WATCH them lose.
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One of our favorites from back in January of 2020. It happened in Wisconsin and it still makes us giggle.
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Jersey City, NJ - 34-year-old Travis Nealy kinda pushed his luck when he tried to rob the same small neighborhood market 4 times. The first 3 times he got away with it, the 4th time the cops got him.
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Vero Beach, FL - 30 year-old Eric Bennett gave police an odd reason for having a bag full of syringes in his pocket. It would've been more convincing if he maybe had a fishing pole with him a the time.
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Bourbon County, KY - They don't know who was driving when the limo left the road and found its way into a creek, so authorities impounded the "unique" vehicle. The owner has started a GoFundMe to get it back.
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Seaford, NY - It's like she played an UNO Reverse Card. When a scammer called pretending to be her grandson, this 73-year-old played along and scammed the scammer right back. He's the dumb-dumb, she's my hero.
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It's up to the FAA to decide if former Olympic snowboarder Trevor Jacob crashed his single-engine plane on purpose. Trevor, who caught his whole ordeal on multiple cameras, parachuted out of the plane before it crashed. Now there's speculation he staged it all in the hopes of going viral. The internet, where dumb is forever.
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Monroe, LA - When a cop tried to pull over 37-year-old Allen Seaberry for failure to dim his high beams, Allen decided the burger he was eating was more important than the laws of man.
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Dunn, NC - Not sure how one thing led to another, but Arrik Schmidt obviously needed a ride. When the dealer turned down his "rap-good-for-a-free-Lincoln Navigator" offer, Arrik returned to the area the next day and decided to steal a delivery truck from the grocery store next door instead.
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Ottowa, CA - An unidentified young lady went for a joyride in her Subaru on Sunday. While racing down a frozen river she broke through the ice. Witnesses tried to get a kayak out to her while she was busy taking selfies atop her sinking car.
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Mobile, AL - 60-year-old Michael McClellan was arrested after hooking up the 5-row segment of bleachers to the back of his car and driving off. It had to be loud and hard to miss, he didn't get very far before cops heard and spotted him.
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This happened last July in Yakima, WA. We hope he's doing better now.
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From August 2021: Poseyville, IN - Donald and Cheral Ricketts went for the two-fer last Monday night. First, a drunk Donald got behind the wheel. He crossed the center line and hit a tractor-trailer, then had to call his wife to come pick him up. It didn't go well because SHE was drunk too. Both were arrested.
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This happened last June in Mansfield, Ohio: If you're crashing a wedding, try not drawing attention to yourself. Definitely don't try to steal a case of beer, and DON'T take a swing at the groom.
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We couldn't help but giggle through this one from August. With apologies to Lee Greenwood here's the story of a naked man floating downriver on a log singing a patriotic tune
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Originally aired Aug. 31, 2021: Halifax, Nova Scotia - It had to be the silliest looking police chase EVER. The swimming criminal eventually got tired before getting away and had to be rescued.
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Wilmington, DE - McRoberts Williams has a curious name . . . and even more curious behavior. He robbed a bank of $150, then deposited it right back into his account through the ATM outside the bank he just robbed. There's more...
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Akron, Ohio - First you have to figure out how to steal the bridge, then you have to find a really good hiding place. A man in Ohio nailed part one but had an issue with part two.
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China - A 28-year-old man will spend 3 and 1/2 years in prison for drugging his (then) girlfriend and using her phone to transfer the money. He did it to pay off a gambling debt.
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Bellevue, WA - A 23-year-old tire thief sneaked onto a car dealerships lot and managed to steal 4 wheels off a car. The cops arrived just as he finished mounting them on his car, but his getaway was less-than-successful because he forgot...just...one...thing.
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Bolton, England - Jon Watson and Mark Goodram are serving 18 months after winning 4 million pounds ($5,342,160.00 US). HOW they got caught is pretty stinkin' funny.
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Singapore - A 40-year-old man lied to cops and used his brother's name when they asked for his I.D. He was obviously unaware his brother was wanted by police. He was arrested.
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Tulsa, OK - You've GOT to pay attention to those signs. Otherwise you might park in the wrong spot, then the cops run your plates and figure out the car's stolen.
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Los Angeles, CA - After crashing their car into the front of a closed jewelry store, the thieves made of with around $200 in costume jewelry.
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Caryville, TN - When cops showed up at the Waffle House last Friday, it wasn't for a cup of coffee. Anthony Silcox was arrested for selling drugs while working. His defense is what put him on our list.
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Montgomery County, MD - No homeowner ever wants to hear they have an "infestation of snakes." Still, that doesn't mean you should try to get rid of them yourself by smoking them out. Accidental house fires may occur.
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Biella, Italy - A 57-year-old man wanted his vaccine card, he just didn't want the shot. How he thought a fake silicone arm would fool the nurse is a mystery.
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St. Petersburg, FL - 28-year-old Nicole Gregory was first arrested back in August for possession with intent to distribute. She was arrested again in late November selling drugs to pay for a lawyer to represent her against the earlier charges.
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Hobart, Tasmania - It took her a little over 3 years, but 49-year-old Rachel Perri was able to steal almost a million dollars from her employer and blow it all playing online slot machines in her sleep. OH, and the machines don't pay out...ever.
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Elmhurst, IL - A young driver's mug shot tells quite the story after he was arrested for DUI. Don't tell Jordan, but he's got something on his face.
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Birmingham, England - Cops got a surprise when they knocked on the door of a suspected drug dealer. The man inside the apartment started throwing 40 pounds of marijuana out the window. He didn't realize cops were standing right under that same window watching the whole thing.
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Clearwater, FL - 78-year-old Robert Dvorak is an impatient man. He's also rude facing charges for battery after sitting on a woman at his local gym on Thanksgiving Day.
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Knoxville, TN - He wanted Pizza! Pizza!, instead he might get Prison! Prison! Charles Doty Jr. likes Little Caesars pizza, maybe a little too much. Last Friday when they didn't have one "Hot-N-Ready" fast enough, the 63-year-old took things to a whole new level.
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Leeming Bar, England - 67-year-old Margaret Porter was arrested, fined, and hit with a restraining order because she wouldn't quit feeding carrots to someone else's horse. Oddly, this isn't the first time Margaret's caused trouble with produce.
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Hot Springs, AR - Preston Leonard stole a pontoon and took it for a spin. The cops found him in a "compromising" position...literally.
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Pittsburgh, PA - 39-year-old defense attorney Daniel Muessig went viral in 2014 in a video where he told us he can "think like a criminal." Now he's facing 5 years in prison for also ACTING like a criminal.
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Homa, LA - 36-year-old Michelle Smith fights dirty. The police officer is recovering, Michelle is in hiding.
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St. Petersburg, FL - 45-year-old Maria Jurgiliwicz was pulled over for "erratic driving." Her reason was also erratic, she blamed it on eating an egg roll while driving. The officer didn't find an egg roll, but he sure found something else.
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South Rockford, MI - 52-year-old Wendy Wein thought she was on a legit site and had started negotiating a hit on her ex-husband. She's in jail now so you can imagine how that went.
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Somewhere in Alaska a married 37-year-old mother of two has decided her family needs to prepare for a civilization-ending event, including (but not limited to) zombies.
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Temple, TX - Look, we can do better than this. A lady ordered carry-out and the soup was too hot. That does NOT excuse her behavior. Luckily it was all caught on video.
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To be fair, if you're locked up with someone, any amount of farting is probably too much.
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Richmond, Indiana - Maybe the time change made him do it? Around 1:30 Sunday morning, 54-year Sammy Allen decided to go for a joy ride on a street sweeper that wasn't his.
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Syracuse, NY - The Landmark Theater is almost 100 years old, so imagine the employee's surprise when he heard a man's voice in the walls yelling for help. We don't know why he was in there, or why he was naked.
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Bridgeport, CT - 56-year-old Wilson Ortiz really wanted some rubber bands, bad enough to hold a mail carrier at gunpoint. She gave him a handful, then called the cops. They found Wilson...and his new stash of rubber bands...and a tiny stash of PCP.
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Winnipeg, Canada - Two people, with no real idea what they were doing, fell asleep on the job while stealing a furnace from a vacant home. A gas leak will do that.
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Buda, TX - Seriously? That's a terrible headline, yet it's true. 35-year-old Monica Bradford was arrested after confronting a group of kids at the end of her driveway. Even though Monica had her porch light on, she didn't want people on her property.
Kind of a mixed signal, Monica.
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Deltona, FL - Dewey Smith likes to eat pizza while breaking into parked cars. Too bad, for him, he didn't wipe his hands first.
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Bountiful, UT - A takeout order of chicken wings started a big enough fight that 31-year-old Alika Suliafu took a shot (a couple of shots, actually) at his own father. No one was injured and Alika was arrested. We don't know what happened to the wings.
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Clackamas County, OR - 25-year-old Alexis Gomez's adventure was just beginning when he stole a truck last Tuesday night.
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Madison, FL - 28-year-old Eward Rodriguez walked into a Waffle House and shouted "Get on the ground, y'all are getting robbed." He didn't have a real gun so he faked it with a finger gun. It might've worked...had he kept it hidden in his pocket.
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Blue Ash, OH - Fred Hensley Sr. says he didn't mean to shoot his son, Fred Jr.. He was aiming for the guitar his son refused to quit playing. The bullet passed through the guitar and hit Jr. in the side. He quit playing almost right after that.
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Colorado - Search-and-Rescue had been looking for a missing hiker when they decided to try their cell. The hiker was fine, but skeptical, and didn't answer because they didn't recognize the number.
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Ireland - 61-year-old John O'Neill is serving time and paying a hefty cleaning bill after a "disagreement" with his manager. John sneaked into the offices at night and released rats. The rats made a substantial mess.
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Pittsburth, PA - James Gazis was just coming to his wife's defense in a bizarre fight with a neighbor. Things got a little out of hand and James wound up throwing a pumpkin and giving a grandmother a concussion.
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Williamsburg, MI - It started when 43-year-old Kevin Tighe broke into a home in early October. He was chased off by the homeowner, and police tracked him back to his parents home. Kevin made a run for it into nearby woods but had to call for help when he got lost.
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Theodosia, MO - Noel Cole was pulled over Saturday night, but because he knew there were felony warrants out on him, he left his vehicle and started a foot chase. He was carrying a frozen Marie Callender's Chocolate Cream Pie. They caught him.
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Candy Franklin was the patron, Angelic Patterson was the waitress. To say things escalated quickly last Wednesday morning in Atlanta is an understatement.
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Lexington, SC - Not sure how it got there, but 27-year-old Victoria Farish Weiss is looking for a new job after one of her students picked a cannabis-based edible from the classroom reward box. Not once, but twice. She took them away before the student could eat them but, whew...that was close.
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Troy, MI - A 45-year-old woman managed to get arrested twice after screaming at employees of the Paradise Fruit Market. She complained the store's overhead music was making her sad. I don't think "sad" was the right word for her mental state that day.
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Stafford County, VA - 3 men just kept making bad choice after bad choice on Tuesday. It started with an attempted carjacking in the parking lot at an Anytime Fitness, the car belonged to an Mixed Martial Arts fighter who (obviously) fought back.
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Paducah, KY - They say "If at first you don't succeed, try try again." This guy should stop now.
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Titusville, FL - 37-year-old Scott Taylor started a fire in the street in front of his house last week. It wasn't the first time.
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Toronto - Canadian authorities released the recording of a recent 911 call as an example of what does NOT constitute an emergency.
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Bryn, Wales - 37-year-old Daniel Hughes didn't pay a parking ticket. That's how he wound up in front of a judge last week, then things took an unexpected turn.
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A California man, Mauro Restrepo, is suing LA Psychic Love Specialist Sophia Adams. He paid her a $1,000 deposit (total bill was $5,100) after an ex-girlfriend hired a witch to put a curse on him. The curse remains.
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Aldershot, England - 46-year-old Claire Vickers and 44-year-old Barry Douglas want to sue the waterpark for not having better security. Dear Lord, they're idiots.
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Madeira Beach, FL - 46-year-old Matthew Cusumano was arrested after claiming he had a prescription for the meth officers found on him. He was arrested.
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Stone County, MO - He was trying to sell a catalytic converter, which already seems kind of "shady." He didn't notice his oversize bag of meth was clearly visible in the background. Someone else noticed it and called the cops.
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Troy, MI - She was wrong, and she was arrested.
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He was literally "hiding in plain sight." A man in Turkey was in the woods when he joined a search party looking for . . . HIM.
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Coralville, IA - A 23-year-old man tried to explain to authorities it WAS an emergency, his wife needed sanitary napkins. They did not agree it was necessary to be traveling at 103 mph.
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Etna, ME - 33-year-old Kayla Blake's logic was that if there was a bomb threat, the factory where her boyfriend works would evacuate and she could spend the day with him. So far, so good...until cops tracked Kayla down and arrested her.
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Berea, Ohio - A good lesson was learned Saturday night at the Cuyahoga County Fairgrounds. A 22-year-old haunted house actor brought a real bowie knife to work and I guess you could say it made the haunted house that much more authentic.
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Portland State Vikings Coach Bruce Barnum made the offer to drum up support for his team's home opener. It worked...and it cost him.
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Not only is she mad just 9 out of 150 invites rsvp'd for the destination wedding (at a cost of $3,000), she calls out friends & family for only buying the cheap registry items.
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Halver, Germany - A 44-year-old man's been arrested after stealing an odd selection of items from a kindergarten classroom last April. In addition to taking fish sticks and some pasta, one of the items taken turned out to be how cops found him.
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Duncannon, PA - 38-year-old Joseph Sobolewski saw a sign at the Exxon, 2 20 oz. Mountain Dews for $3. He grabbed one, put $2 on the counter, and walked out. He didn't know you had to buy 2 to get the deal so he was arrested for shorting the store 43 cents. No kidding.
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Lincoln, NE - The clerk at a convenience store had to break the bad news to the robber...the electric register couldn't be opened if there wasn't any power. Well DUH!
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From 2019 in Port St. Lucie, FL - 2 women in Florida really like their avocados. So much so that a fight broke out when 2 roommates couldn't play nice and share.
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From 2019 in Middlefield, OH - Cops pulled over a horse and buggy for suspected DUI. The occupants scattered, leaving behind some beer...and their horse.
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Poseyville, IN - Donald and Cheral Ricketts went for the two-fer last Monday night. First, a drunk Donald got behind the wheel. He crossed the center line and hit a tractor-trailer, then had to call his wife to come pick him up. It didn't go well because SHE was drunk too. Both were arrested.
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Fort Pierce, FL - From September of 2019, a Florida woman was arrested for whacking a guy in the head with a bag o' biscuits straight from the freezer.
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From August of 2019, and somewhere in California, here's one of Chris + Doc's favorite Dumb-Dumbs.
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Edwardsville, IL - 3 women tried to make a quick getaway after shoplifting sweat suits from a sporting goods store. 2 of them got away but lady #3 got to the car late only to find the back door locked. The driver panicked and took off when the cops showed up.
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Marina Verbitsky is a good Mom but a terrible passenger. She was traveling with her husband and son and if they missed the flight from Fort Lauderdale to Chicago, her son was going to miss school. She wasn't happy with that and told JetBlue staff there was a bomb in her checked luggage.
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Dunedin, FL - Oddly, other than happening at the same time and at the same place, the 2 events were NOT related.
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A 20-year-old El Paso man was caught with 320 lbs of pork bologna and 30 lbs of turkey ham in his minivan. Bet that smelled great in 90 degree weather.
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A 28-year-old man from Manheim, PA was convinced of 2 things; someone had tampered with his CD player to spy on him AND he couldn't trust the cops in his town. So he drove 4 hours to talk with police in Punxsutawney, PA and file a report. They arrested him instead.
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Pat, I'd like to buy a vowel. 24-year-old Chloe Mrozak was arrested in Hawaii after confusion over her vaccine card. Official eyebrows were raised when it said she got the "Maderna" vaccine. It's Moderna.
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22-year-old Taylor Beverly was arrested and charged with a felony after leading police on a high-speed chase. He wasn't alone, his date for the evening was on the back of his motorcycle for the ride. It was their first date. He told cops he was trying to impress her.
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Halifax, Nova Scotia - It had to be the silliest looking police chase EVER. The swimming criminal eventually got tired before getting away and had to be rescued.
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When Doug and Dedra Simmons had a destination wedding in Jamaica, they pre-paid for their guests' seats at the reception. When two of those guests didn't show, Doug and Dedra sent them an invoice for $240.00.
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Sapporo, Japan - Is a disposable cigarette lighter a good choice as a weapon for a convenience store robbery? No. No it is not.
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Madison, WI - Executing a successful burnout, even in a rental car, requires you to stop before the wheels catch fire. This guy knows that...NOW!
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