Corona Castaways: Recent Episodes
Corona Castaways
Savino and Jaron detail their experience going through the COVID-19 outbreak of 2020, in the hopes of creating a comprehensive record of what their lives were like during this quarantine. So please join us from at least 6 feet apart, it's not like there's anywhere to go anyway.
Honestly Sean Evans is braver for being bald than for eating all those spicy wings. God knows i couldn't do that. Also, I feel like Jaron didn't appreciate my "Careful around the eyes" joke enough. If y'all see this and hear the joke, dm jaron and tell him to eat shit. But then compliment him or something cuz the guy needs it. RIP Betty White, you would've loved Corona Castaways.
Topics covered in this episode: Jaron's Insanity aka Shiny Hunting, COVID (surprise, huh?), Savino's Comedy, Sean Evans' Hard Ones
Episode Recorded on January 16th, 2021
Daddy's back. Both of em. Sorry we were gone so long. We never stopped thinking about you. And we mean you. Specifically you. All of our other listeners? Dirt eaters. Mouth breathers. You're the only one we care about. And we're not afraid to say it. What we have is special. So please, let's not throw that away. We'll be better this time. Promise.
Topics covered in this episode: general life update from the lads, kinder buenos, zoey 101 for WAY too long
Episode recorded on November 11th, 2021
i wonder how hard it is to get a Sears sponsorship.
Topics covered in this episode: Jaron's Interior Decoration, Top 5 Games, New Comedy Club, Castrato
This episode was recorded on: September 30th, 2021
The real warcrime is that you don't see any real dong in Magic Mike. I went to see it in theaters, hoping to see some free shmeat, and nothing. And then I thought maybe I missed it on my first viewing, so I went back and saw it two more times. Just to make sure. Y'know, to be thorough. But yeah, waterboarding probably isn't that bad.
Topics covered in this episode: lots of magic mike talk, waterboarding, celebrity in memoriam
This episode was recorded on September 16th, 2021.
We've made our first purchase as a podcast LLC. The cyber clones of Savino and Jaron have arrived. In a completely intentional move, and not at all a result of Savino fucking up the audio, Cyber Jaron joins us in this episode. Yeahhh if you skip this one I can't blame you. I mean, don't be disappointed though. You've gotta be surprised in order to be disappointed, and there's no way you're surprised at this point.
Recorded August 31st, 2021.
Topics covered in this episode: are we post covid?, savino's social struggles, employment cucked, relationship test
We have friend of the show and occasional lover Vince on the show! Strap in and try your best to keep up with us failing to keep any single train of thought alive in this episode. Thanks again to Vince for making our thumbnail and always being supportive. Listen to his ep or else we'll make sweet love to all of your parents and grandparents. https://open.spotify.com/album/1VWaXhAxRXUVfZHlJbBnE3?si=JyfpoA5EQBeClZTicBJH5A&dl_branch=1
Can you link to an album in a podcast description? Don't know. Don't really care, either.
Recorded September 4th, 2021
Topics covered in this episode: honestly everything?, complicated feelings about joe rogan, savino exposes himself to jarons dad, MLK in fortnite, ridiculousness and its spinoffs, ABBA back at it again, amazon space delivery, gamer talk
The chaos energy is back. In both this podcast and Afghanistan. How fitting that the one episode where Savino tried to bring organization and structure, shit goes off the rails more than ever before. Honestly I've got nothing for you, there's no way to neatly wrap this episode into a concise summary. There's no way to tie it all together with a bow. It's like trying to hogtie mashed potatoes. Episode 20, here ya go.
Recorded August 19th, 2021.
Topics covered in this episode: holy fuck too much man, utter ramblings, taliban, women and children, the future castaway house, onlyfans
Well, the audio is scuffed on this one. My bad, bro. But hey if you're willing to soldier through that small issue, first of all thank you, and second of all you'll hear some insightful takes between the lads in regards to things such as how qualified we are to join the army, podcast polygamy, and extra terrestrial butt stuff. We're Sorry
Recorded August 8th, 2021.
Topics Covered in this Episode: Army Qualifications, Aliens. Like, a lot about Aliens.
The return that you didn't ask for, but that you aren't entirely opposed to. The Boys come back with a half-hearted attempt, with evidence of less effort such as blatantly making coffee mid recording and Savino opening and closing his water bottle directly into the mic a million times. If you expected anything more, you haven't been listening closely enough. Well, whether you asked for it or not, here we are. Delta Season Begins, grab your mask and your hand sanitizer.
Recorded July 29th, 2021
Topics covered in this episode: Childhood, Swearing, Transformers and Michael Bay, Music, Luca and Italians
Pull out your ties and alphabetize your rolodex, the boys are getting down to business in this one. They're going straight NSA on everyone's asses. Y'all didn't know, but we've been studying you. Breaking you down. And in this episode, we roll out all of the dirty nasty numerical data on all of you. And, also, talk WAY too long about MTV's Next. Ya dig?
Topics Covered in this episode: MTV's Next, Quarantine Update, Demographic Breakdown, Savino Making Far Too Many Enemies
Recorded: March 25th, 2021.
Love you :3
The boys manage to surprise everybody including themselves by finally recording and releasing another corona castaways episode. You would figure with how low budget, low effort this show is it wouldn't be so hard to put one of these things out. But hey, i'm not complaining. Anywhos they talk a bunch of nonsense in this episode. Savino deals with his difficulty with children, Jaron deals with his difficulty of having a decent quality mic, and everyone struggles to understand what this show was supposed to be about to begin with.
Topics covered: Savino/Jaron life update, Identity Crises, Snyder Cut
Recorded March 18th, 2021.
LINKS TO OUR WONDERFUL FRIENDS! :D
Repeats Again by the A.K.
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/1VWaXhAxRXUVfZHlJbBnE3?si=lvD9ht9vRPG__JG-YbVNQw
Bandcamp: https://theak.bandcamp.com/album/repeats-again
The Midnight Snack Show
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6blOXHgldFGEZdfP6hZ7Xu?si=TJj41sfzQKCpVDgStNyvkA
Podbean: https://themidnightsnackshow1.podbean.com/
Well hot damn, we're back. The comeback nobody asked for. Literally nobody. I waited, too. Nothing. Not that i'm mad or anything. It's fine, i'm fine. I'm fine. Honestly. I mean, y'know, just like a LITTLE indication that you missed me would've been nice. But i dont need your validation. We clearly do not do this show for anyone but ourselves. Cuz if we did, then it would be a much better podcast.
Topics covered in this episode: What We've Missed, Love On A Leash, Testing Savino's Medical Knowledge, Where We've Been
Recorded November 2nd, 2020. (Whoops this episode took forever to edit and upload sowwyy)
There is always a darkness to counteract the light. Every good has its evil. A yang to the yin, and Savino has found his. Watch your back, Ben.
Recorded August 8th, 2020.
Topics covered in this episode: Quarantine part 2, Savino's Archnemesis, Jaron Intermission, Adamsstillalive update
Full Circle is a term that fully encapsulates this episode. This episode ends as disastrously as it begins. Listen as the boys retain a limp, soft grasp on their sanity as humanity enters month 5?? 6???? of quarantine. We honestly weren't expecting quarantine to go on this long. It's been terrible to our mental health, but great for this podcast. The only problem is we ran out of material months ago. We're just using whatever we can to get by. It's like if your car ran out of gas so instead you pour Monster energy drink in the gas tank.
Recorded July 21, 2020.
Topics covered in this episode: Jaron's Brilliant Intro, Jaron update, Flava of Love, How We're Feeling Now.
Hot damn, this episode is a mess. And these boys have the AUDACITY, the utter GALL, to upload this mess and leave it for you to clean up on your listening device. It's straight up rude. I'm like, not having it with these two anymore. I am, straight up, annoyed. Possibly irate! At the very least, inconvenienced with these two. Ugh. I need a new job. Lemme know if any of y'all need a description writer.
Topics covered in this episode: Schrodinger's Interview, Dr. K, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, and Savino's Movie Pitch
Recorded July 5th, 2020.
Aw geez y'all we really weren't trying to make this one so focused on God and whatnot in this one but gosh dang here we are.
Topics covered this episode: Personal Updates, The End of Corona Castaways, Attack and Dethrone God, AdamsAlive, Fantasyland
Recorded June 11th, 2020.
Howdy everyone, just wanted to say that we hope everyone is staying safe and doing what they can to help out their communities. Here's some links to help donate to the Las Vegas bailout fund, the Bay Area bailout fund, the Philadelphia bailout fund, and a freedom fund for the LGBTQ community. Please do whatever you can to help, no matter how small.
Las Vegas Bailout: https://secure.actblue.com/donate/vegasfreedomfund
Bay Area Bailout: https://rally.org/ARCbailfund
Philadelphia Bailout: https://www.phillybailout.com/donate.html
LGBTQ Bailout: https://www.lgbtqfund.org/
Covered topics this episode: Phase 2 of Vegas reopening, The Santa Clause franchise, Cars (Not the Franchise), Fantasyland, The Black Lives Matter Protests
Recorded May 30th, 2020.
Let's make something very clear: THERE ARE NO BOMB INSTRUCTIONS IN THIS PODCAST. NEVER. These two dummies barely know how to make an amateur podcast, you think they're smart enough to learn the art of bomb crafting? And also smart enough to know how to properly explain it? They both dropped out of college, i hope you know that. Anywhos here's a podcast orsomethinidunno
Topics covered in this episode: Businesses opening back up, God's Customer Service
Recorded: May 23rd, 2020
Moving past whatever the fuck that last episode was, The Boys take some time this episode to ponder shipping opportunities in the Corona Castaways universe. Those opportunities being pretty limited, considering there's only 2 people in the universe. But it's up to you! Who is the potential bottom between these two boys?
Topics covered in this episode: Life updates, Shipping, Fair Punishments
Recorded: May 12th, 2020
Sometimes the jellies ain't right. What can we say? This one's botched. It's a mulligan. We were just NOT feeling alright this day, and tried to record anyway, and produced this limp-dick nonsense. But I think it does highlight the mental state that the boys have reached during quarantine. Which means this episode does a great job documenting the experience, but it does a terrible job as a podcast episode. We got the real goods coming pretty soon <3
Stay inside folks, the boys are getting real in this one. They're talking bout the real business in here, no fluff journalism. Just straight, cold hard facts and hot juicy takes.
Topics covered in this episode: Las Vegas Mayor Goodman, Corona Politics, Fantasyland 2: Electric Boogaloo
Recorded April 29th, 2020
Oh SHIT i did not knooooow i could bolden and italicize these things.
- oh fuck
- i can also do
- lists
The boys shoot the shit some more or somethin i dunno, do you know? cuz i dunno. who knows. just listen or somethin, i dont care
Topics covered in this episode: Updates, Living in a COVID positive household, 420 Awards, Fantasyland
Recorded April 22nd, 2020.
Some real shit goes down. But as always with these two, some nonsense goes down too.
Topics covered in this episode: Dealing with Covid, The Great Chillin', Ramblings from 2 Buffoons going insane
Recorded April 14th, 2020.
Much like how quarantine feels, it's just more of the same old same old.
Topics covered in this episode: Health Scare, Wellness in Quarantine, Jaron's Meme Corner
Recorded April 7th, 2020.
Can you imagine if they had milk in those things? Gross shit, man. Gross shit.
Savino and Jaron fight to maintain their sanity on day 15 of quarantine.
Topics discussed: Monotony, Cookies, Marc Rebillet.
Recorded May 31st, 2020.
Well i'll be damned, they're really going through with this thing. Albeit, with a lot of rambling and stupidity along the way, but they're doing it. I had to cut out like 5 whole mins of talking about layouts of houses and talking about Jaron's dog to make this episode even halfway comprehensible, but we got there y'all. Episode 2, fuck it.
Topics covered in this episode: Good News(?), Cabin Fever, Jaron's Dog, Family, Hopeless Romanticism
Recorded March 23rd, 2020.
Lower your expectations, then lower them some more. This is the ill-prepared, not fully thought out podcast where Savino and Jaron detail and document their experience living through the Corona outbreak and quarantine. Planned to act as a sort of time capsule, so when we hopefully live through this nonsense we can look back and have a concrete record of what it was like during the Corona outbreak.
Topics covered in this episode: New Quarantine Life, Quarantine Plans, Feelings
Recorded: March 20th, 2020.