A Soul Academy: Recent Episodes
Rebel Maddocks-Roe
Luey Kemp-Mykyta and Rebel Maddocks-Roe provide a spiritual guidance service for lost souls and those who believe there is an intrinsic link between laughter and my backside. Artwork by Jay Harrison-Curtis.
Rebel welcomes Darcy as the new co-host of A Soul Academy after Luey's death 2 weeks ago and he seems like he might be a BIG BULLY!
After Luey's untimely death at the end of last weeks episode Rebel performs a beautiful eulogy and a song in Luey's honour. The show must go on!
Rebel and Luey talk in depth about their dying wishes, and what quirky things that have found themselves on each of their bucket lists.
Rebel finally comes clean about his opinions on Bladerunner: The Final Cut and Ghostbusters 2016. Luey is also there. This episode is dedicated to Paul Blackwell.
In today's episode of A Soul Academy, Rebel and Luey reveal some of their biggest secrets and rate their favourite things that happened in 2009 based on how SPOOKY they were! Also they play the biggest halloween prank since the dog wearing a spider costume.
Rebel and Luey have to record internationally due to unforeseen circumstances. But thanks to the power of a Donkey they are able to talk about... I literally just listened to it and I can't remember.
Rebel and Luey delve deep into the realm of live broadcast and online streaming. They also talk about Karma, honeycomb, movies and Joe Rogan, Rogen? Rogan, I don't know.
Rebel and Luey talk about their favourite fictional sasquatch; BIGFOOT! They also tackle the tough tedious topic of the true way to become rich and famous through lies and deception.
Luey tells Rebel true stories about bigfoot and scary creatures he remembers from when he was a kid, the stuff that fuelled his nightmares and tormented him from the inside.
Luey tells Rebel about his amazing idea for a story that we really really hope no one steals from this podcast, because it's Luey's intellectual property and we would be very upset to hear about one of our beautiful listeners being a plagiarist. Also Donald Trump and Joe Biden.
Luey tells Rebel a saucy story about how he paid for 12 bottles of wine and an intimate phone call. Rebel tells Luey about his Deep Roy dream.
Luey Kemp-Mykyta and Rebel Maddocks-Roe engage in a game of wits, involving; 3 doors, 102 zonks, MENSA, and That 70s Show. Who will win and receive genuine loving compassion with no strings attached? Well the only thing I can tell you for sure is that it could be you, because all audience members are eligible. Also we talk about the Monty Hall Problem.
Rebel and Luey want to become stand up comedians, is this an achievable goal? Yes, of course, it is for you too. we will tell you exactly how in this episode of the Definitive Podcast!
Listen, we know what the people who listen to this are like, and like, yeah we get it, it's whatever it's cool. If there are ANY TWO PEOPLE who have some sort of idea as to what it's like to be gasping, wheezing and suffering non-stop etc it's us. There is only so much sleep deprivation our squinting yellowed mole eyes can take. BUT NO MORE, because NOW all you quivering lipped little characters who listen to our program, all four of you, whom I presume are generally outfitted in propeller hats and denim overalls with only one strap, have been handed the glistening golden key to gaining more or less God-like power. Be warned; your life will never be the same after listening to this, who knows what you will be capable of?
Rebel and Luey talk about their most sought after movie props which mostly end up being hyperrealistic copies of movie stars made out of urethane and latex.
Rebel tries to clear his record of ridiculous claims about one Leonardo Da Vinci, Luey talks about stocks or something, I don't know.
Luey and Rebel start a very heated debate about people with no intentional relation to anyone living or dead. (Fact checker says George is 5 foot 1)
Hex and Bajo from good game if you are reading this please, please forgive us for our sins, I haven't seen you since the 2014 youth festival of ICT and I forgot how much taller Bajo is than me!
Luey just wants to simply talk about cornering the market in Perth but Rebel becomes inconsolable the moment time travel is brought up. Also according to our fact checker(also Rebel,) Rebel makes inaccurate claims about Leonardo Da Vinci and his camera obscura.
Rebel Maddocks-Roe and Luey Kemp-Mykyta start off their podcast by listing 10 things about themselves but due to their inflated egos and all around evil personalities it takes them a full hour.