Simon Says... Podcast: Recent Episodes
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Every week, the Get Up Show takes a look at stories in the news, pop culture, and life in general. We only get to say so much during 4 hours on the radio... here's the rest.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 265! In this episode, Sean is super excited about a movie sequel no one saw coming and Matty soot his pants.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 264! In this episode, we learn a new word, we learn how not to get scammed and we learn that Matty is a rude Yankee.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 263! In this episode, Matty & Sean are joined by Kevin who claims to have found the best chicken in town (Sean has his own favorite,) and Matty is over being an adult parent thing to his children.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 262! In this episode, last week sucked. Sean and Matty are joined via phone by a very special guest.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 261! In this episode, Sean is out because a broken water pipe is ruining all his good stuff, Charley unboxed something 40 years in the making and Matty has found taxidermy GOLD!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 260! In this episode, Sean would spend $1400 for a sit down with The Who, Charley would spend it for a nice dinner with Jon Bon Jovi and Matty is looking to patch things up with Dave Grohl!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 259! In this episode, Sean has some sweet new lady glasses, Charley wants to "Armageddon" that asteroid showing up in 7 years and all Matty does is win!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 257... sort of. Sooooo, for some reason the audio didn't record right. There's clips in here so you can hear how bad it was. Pinkie swear that next week we'll get things fixed.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 256! In this episode, Sean can't stop scrolling, Charley can't stop intrusive thinking and Matty is actually AI.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 255! In this episode, Sean is saying farewell to a problematic member of his family, Charley tries to explain the Blake Lively drama and Matty almost had a new pet!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 254! In this episode, we came inside from building a dirty snowman so Sean can teach us the difference between Gargoyles and Grotesques, Charley is dialing up the time and temp and Matty is still Gymming.
Simon says... Podcast! Episode 252! In this episode, the gang is getting ready for a long winter's nap but before we go we're having a feast of old freezer turkey and a bag of potatoes, plus we've invited a plastic-eating diaper fungus monster to join us!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 251! In this episode, Charley and Matty think the public shaming of people who do wrong is perfectly fine and how to break it to your child that their AI friend is going to the big computer in the sky.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 250! We celebrate this milestone by putting pepper spray on our eggs, eating some Shmuggets and wearing our finest Salmon Hats!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 249! In this episode, Sean is busy with his giblets so Charley and Matty compare Thanksgiving traditions, the joys of Black Friday and Matty's stuffing shame.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 248! In this episode, Charley's off so Sean and Matty discuss all the things people have licked through the years, treasures from Matty's parent's house and Sean LOVES to read.
While Matty is on vacation, Sean & Charley discuss the Tyson/Paul fight, the KFC/Church's fight, the glory that is Aldi, and why Charley can't handle it when you Snoob!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 246! In this episode, we recap how amazing our Halloween costumes were including Trinity from the Matrix, a Pinata and Crazy Box Head.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 245! In this episode, Sean needs a cape for his Devil costume, Charley has her Kooky Spooks costume ready and Matty might actually be cake.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 244! In this episode, Sean thinks a lady sawing a ham is creepy, Charley is excited that Dale Jr. is back in the 3 car and Matty is waiting for his SI Football phone to ring.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 243! In this episode, Sean isn't sure why "Quincy" was so popular with the ladies, Charley is OUTRAGED by the Grinch cookies and Matty doesn't know how moisturizer is applied.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 242! In this episode, Sean might be buying a fancy new pinball machine, Charley loves toboggans (in every form) and Matty learns what the song "Love Bites" was written about.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 241! In this episode, Sean and Matty are amazed by the overwhelming help being given to our neighbors affected by Helene, Sean's wary of QR codes and their sorcery plus Matty was right... mark it down for history reasons.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 240! In this episode, Charley explains how people Homecoming-ed back in the 80's, Sean tried his best to save his ghost but it was too late and Matty really likes Ryan Reynolds.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 239! In this episode Tom Cruise might stop by again, Sean wants to prove if it's Dee Snider or Bigfoot in Oak Ridge, Charley is already tired of scary movies and Matty is starting the CWL (Chihuahua Wrestling League!)
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 238! In this episode, Sean offers unsolicited advice to everyone at the grocery store, Charley thinks Walmart might be confused and Matty is disappointed in Dave.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 237! In this episode, Sean will help wake your kids up on vacation with water, Charley had a real sweet feral kittie and Matty is looking for security for his yard sale.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 236! In this episode, Sean has hit the road for the long weekend so he missed out hearing how Charley is the rockstar of the group and Matty doesn't have a bed... or a mattress... just sleeping on the floor like a boss.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 235! In this episode, despite the sad news of Jen & Ben's breakup, Sean's news turns it all around, Charley still isn't a fan of cockroaches and Arnold Schwarzenegger joins the podcast!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 234! In this episode, we're back! Sean's saving Matty's marriage with some brownies, Charley is really good at basketball and there's a sweet video of young Matty dancing to Footloose out there... somewhere.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 233! In this episode, Sean does his best French Bulldog impersonation, Charley isn't a fan of Matty's favorite new webcam feed and Matty prices out a new concrete Zombie from SkyMall!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 232! In this episode, Sean's kid has fled home to tour with Taylor Swift in Europe, Charley is naming her next dog Tullymully and Matty accidently bought tickets to the Fear instead of the Sphere.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 231! In this episode, we're having a cookout and Sean's got a bag of loose corn, Charley's got a $100,000 bar and Matty's doing his best Donald Duck impersonation.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 230! In this episode, Sean's still at the beach, Charley went to the beach and Matty is going to Canada!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 229! In this episode, Sean gets heated over a candy bar controversy, Charley ate too much Chic-fil-a and Matty wants Sean's hair.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 228! In this episode, Matty leaves for one day and comedy legend Tommy Davidson showed up, plus, Sean's confused by a food review and Charley is a one-woman mowing machine!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 227! In this episode, Charley has created King Kong Travel to ship Sean overseas, Matty shares some BKE (Big Kravitz Energy) and Sean eats an entire bar of baker's chocolate.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 226! In this episode, Sean is back and has a magic fridge that keeps him on his toes, Charley has a brand-new baby giraffe and Matty forgot to do better and try harder.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 225! In this episode, Sean is stuck in Memorial Day traffic somewhere so Charley tells a story about the time her and her twin sister with the same name had ID issues at a bar and Matty is surprised to find out what Mad Dog 20/20's real name is!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 224! In this episode, we're a Sean down so Charley talks about the mind-blowing idea of a camel stoplight in the desert and Matty has officially been defeated by his free roadside grill.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 223! In this episode, Matty is ready for his Hot Grill Summer, Sean pays respect to all the work trucks with piles of papers on their dashboard and Charley is a master at drawing Tippy the Turtle!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 222! In this episode, Sean doesn't want to spill his ear medicine, Charley wants some Drumsticks for "science," Matty suggests some cloning ideas that everyone hates plus an appearance from Kevin!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 221! In this episode, Sean's daughter can't even with the violin scammers, Charley had a pet butterfly ("had" is the key word,) and Matty is going to fight a turkey at MerleFest!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 220! In this episode, Sean's car is TRYING to get him to replace it, Charley will turn against the other two for a reward no matter how big or small & Matty didn't know how much money was in the Mascot game.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 219! In this episode, the eclipse taught Sean how to AirDrop, Charley has no idea who some of her contacts are or if they're still with us, and Matty is devastated to hear he can't celebrate his love of bread on a vanity plate.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 218! In this episode, we're wearing our eclipse glasses early, Sean's wearing his best puddle jacket, Charley definitely brushed her teeth and Matty's trying not to pet the Sheetz K9's.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 217! In this episode, Sean swears the kids call Popeye PiePie, Charley does a sweet Austin Powers impersonation and Matty failed a shelf-stable meat test.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 216! In this episode, Charley invites us to try real pizza at Bobe's, Sean belts out his best version of "Lost In Love" and Matty is hoping his suitcase full of fresh crab makes it on the plane tomorrow.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 215! In this episode, Sean is desperate to document his UFO sighting, Charley relives her glory days of St. Patrick's Day past and Matty is searching for a fresh source of Mummy juice.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 214! In this episode, Sean teaches everyone how to take a compliment, Charley wants to make a citizen's arrest and Matty defends his job from various monkeys.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 212... B? Sean refuses to say which number this is so we'll just say 212-B or the one before 214, Matty may not be allowed to go to Canada and Charley has up to the minute Leap Day info!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 212! In this episode, who knew Sean's name was so hard to say, Charley is looking forward to tiny little toothpicks and Matty was born with designer nipples!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 211! In this episode love is in the air and so is the smell of Girl Scout cookies, Sean loves shopping on Temu (no matter how you say it,) Charley's cookies tasted better back in the day and Matty is still sending money to "Taylor Swift."
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 210! In this episode, Charley is the only one of us with friends who throw parties, Matty says watch out for g-g-g-g-ghosts in Coolsville and Sean debuts his new catch phrase!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 209! In this episode, Sean scored sweet treasure from the dentist, Charley isn't about the new Porky Pigging It style trend for women & Matty has been rocking his T-Square all wrong.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 208! In this episode, Sean says it's too cold to shoot his big movie scene, Charley was also snubbed by the Oscars and Matty is concerned his dog has a secret family on the weekend.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 207! In this episode, Sean is visited by a mysterious Spanish bread ghost, Charley's vacation eye cream might still be a ripoff and Matty realizes he can't pay for things with stamps.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 206! In this episode, digging holes in, under and around your house is a bad idea, do you have your hearing aids in Nana and what's the next Stanley Cup going to be?
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 205! In this episode, it's the very first podcast of 2024 and it's all about Peach Fuzz and Weenie Slinging! We also look forward to AI taking over with it's weird, greasy pictures of people with 6 fingers and 53 teeth.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 204! In this episode, with Sean out Matty and Charley agree that wearing pajamas all day is the best part of Christmas plus find out what 12 grapes, 7 meals and colorful underwear have in common!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 203! In this episode, it's a special appearance from Santa Simon, Charley shares some cruise hacks, Sean has butter news and Matty will not call a hot dog a sandwich!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 202! In this episode, Charley is on a boat, Sean is stricken with the sick so Matty rambles on about things for roughly the best 15 minutes you'll EVER hear!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 201! In this episode, Sean wins with his fake Christmas tree hack, Charley learns how helpful kids are at decorating a tree and Matty is convinced there's a stuffed animal in an oven toy.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 200! In this episode, we celebrate the 200th by receiving old wine from Sean, used booze from Matty and Charley pulls up in a little red truck hauling a Christmas tree!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 199! In this episode, Sean shares Maw Maw's secret to startin' her heart, Charley LOVES trying out new recipes on Thanksgiving and Matty starts weaving his bacon lattice.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 198! In this episode, Sean has been HORRIFYING grocery store workers for years without even knowing it, Charley just wants to watch a RomCom and Matty has never sampled Government cheese.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 197! In this episode, Sean decides which celebrity he wants to hit him with their car, Charley has to reconsider whether otters really are cute and Matty has trouble staying on ladders suddenly.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 196! In this episode, Sean enlightens us on a super-neat plotline from "The Bachelor in Paradise," Charley is still the best Target dog ever and Matty learned about Nancy Reagan from his teenage daughter.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 195! In this episode, Matty's hat is MISSING and EVERYBODY is a suspect, Charley eats hot dogs right out of the package and Sean is lousy with mittens.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 194! In this episode, we talk to special guest Scott Leftwich of Wieners & Losers fame about his new game show "Arcade Animals," Sean's waiting for a 3 Stooges game show, Charley is a llama riding pro and Matty doesn't use washcloths.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 193! In this episode, Sean shares the super-fun story behind the term "saved by the bell" and Matty thinks a pickle gummy that doesn't taste like pickles is the next lawsuit waiting to happen.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 192! In this episode, Sean hears good things about retiring to The Villages in Florida, Charley defends the internet from false information and Matty cheats at Monopoly Go.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 191! In this episode, Charley is lousy with blankies, Sean gift giving game is strong (not as strong as his regifting game) and Matty shares his Mom's world famous recipe for Mexican Fish!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 190! In this episode, Charley is blasting Bon Jovi on her next road trip, Sean is able to find the best gas station food in the area and Matty is confused by mushroom hair.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 189! In this episode, Sean buys the most expensive donuts ever, Charley tries to explain to him how apps work and Matty's skeleton has been riding shotgun for weeks now.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 188! In this episode, Sean misses his Rump jeans, Charley's connection to Richie Sambora connects her to almost anyone and Matty has niblets in his brownie.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 187! In this episode, PUMPKIN SPICE IS BACK and with it comes a fun new product for Sean, Charley is more tangy than bitter and Matty wants a tiny iceberg!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 186! In this episode, the phone calls get a little weird, Sean has butterflies in his tummy about going back to school, Charley misses the Burger Chef and Jeff, and Matty is trapped in a reoccuring dream.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 185! In this episode, Sean... er.... Potato Head, gets pillow advice, Charley defends Sandy Bullock and Matty renames his band from "Fat Blanket" to "Blind & Terrified!"
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 184! In this episode, Sean's being catfished, Charley wants to go on a "Mystery Vacation" and Matty's going to eat a grilled dill later.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 183! In this episode, Charley doesn't want compostable Barbie, Sean can't stop weeping and Matty is going to time travel to make better life choices.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 182! In this episode, Charley let everyone down by not bringing us gigantic pork tenderloin sandwiches, Sean had a vivid imagination as a kid in regards to his Henry the 8th action figure and Matty learns about cooking with crackuhs.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 181! Matty's back, Charley's gone and Sean's still here! In other news, stew sandwiches are a thing, Taco Tuesday is for everyone now and some people need selfie shaming.
In this week's episode, Matty is on vacation, so Sean & Charley ponder the possibility that Jamie Foxx has a clone, wonder what really happens in a tortoise hole, query about the confidence it takes to wear a Speedo, and decide the best way to outrun a catfish!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 179! In this episode, Sean has left to join a traveling circus so Charley and Matty trade road trip stories, prepare for our various reunions and discuss roller coasters we don't want to be stuck on.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 178! In this episode, we look back at our favorite 4th of July celebrations, Sean is traveling to his favorite Food Lion, Charley is lucky to be alive and Matty loves Swiss cheese!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 177! In this episode, Charley is booking a flight to Meth Island, Sean can't find a good Toast-Chee beer and Matty is voluntarily driving with his family for 15 straight hours.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 176! In this episode, Matty requests you wait a few days before putting him in the ground just in case he wakes up, Sean's neighbor may not have gifted him a lovely necklace and Charley is a shockingly loyal friend!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 175! In this episode, Matty's not opposed to eating spiders as long as they've been shaved, Sean found a bag of Beige in his freezer and Charley has strong feelings about the halfway point of the year.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 174! In this episode, Charley tries to remember how we found out about shows before the internets, Sean's got some sweet pickup lines for you to try out and Matty would like to be referred to as Slurry McPantsdown from now on.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 173! In this episode, Sean's already hit the road for Memorial Day Weekend, Matty wants to workout and be swole but it hurts too much and Charley has the best bad tattoo story!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 172! In this episode, Sean's cooking up pan toast, Charlie thinks Sean's horn resolution is broken and Matty has been using ketchup all wrong.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 171! In this episode, Sean celebrates his Mom by trying to off her with heat stroke, Charley reveals her Blues singer alter-ego & Matty saves lives one shirt removal at a time. Also, we introduce the world to Full Grown Baby Man!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 170! In this episode, will anyone know when we're replaced by AI, Sean's frustrated at a new development in his online 3 Stooges auctions plus Charley and Matty were almost MTV VJ's!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 169! In this episode, what's in your turkey leg might surprise you, Matty won't generally drink found moonshine, Charley hasn't watched "The Manitou" and Sean is lousy with stove knobs!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 168! In this episode, Sean's grabbing a bloody mary with a full pizza, hot pockets and a slice of American cheese, Charley chooses cuddling a chicken over an armadillo and Matty feels bamboozled by the company picnic on Friday.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 167! In this episode, it's been 3 years since we started doing this and only a few things have changed... right... also, Sean wants his leaky Bug back, Matty misses his GTI with no low-end and Charley is trying to find that sweet Levi's edition Renegade!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 166! In this episode, it's almost Easter so Matty's celebrating with a Bourbon Bunny, Charley is the expert on Jive Bunny and Sean's yard is full of squirrels in love.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 165! In this episode, Charley's vodka tastes oddly of fancy shampoo, Sean owes some daycare workers an apology and Matty is going clothing shopping in Thailand.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 164! In this episode, Sean's on a secret mission for NASA so Matty and Charley relive Spring Break stories, family vacations and Matty's still looking a ticket to see Taylor Swift!
Simon Says...Podcast! Episode 163. In this episode, Matty planned a vacation but not this soon, Aldi has some very suggestive Peeps, Charley is super comfortable with you guys, and Sean willed himself to stop whining about Daylight Saving Time
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 162! In this episode, Sean still isn't honking while Matty is picking up his slack and Charley recalls her Girl Scout glory days.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 161! In this episode, Sean's daughter has ruined his favorite blender, Charley spoils the ending of "12 Angry Men" and Matty is going to invite people to his house at some point sometime... later.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 160! In this episode, Matty wants to know how to taxidermy a fish, Sean remembers his good friend Baby Man and Charley's not looking for a BBL anytime soon.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 159! In this episode, Matty learns he's been kitten fishing all wrong, Sean is dripping in rizz and Charley explains the difference between a beige flag and a pink flag.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 158! In this episode, we determine spy balloons are less scary if they looked like Pikachu, Sean makes sports talk, Charley thinks Ben and J.Lo are in trouble and Matty shares edible underwear tips.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 157! In this episode, Sean decides what treasure to bring to the Antiques Roadshow, Charley wants to get a Carousel horse out of spite and Matty is the king of cloche!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 156! In this episode, Charley is studying overseas so Sean and Matty discuss their mostest favorite things from Trader Joe's, why you shouldn't stack your dishes at a restaurant and what is Sean's oldest spice.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 155! In this episode, Matty's pulling junk cars apart, Sean wants to go digging for money jars and Charley debates odors versus smells.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 154! In this episode, we're joined by local celebrity Scott from Wieners & Losers. He started out with a lone Frogger machine and now has his own fully functioning 80's Arcade! Check him out at longlivethe80's.com!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 153! Sean's got a horrible illness... ONION FINGERS, Matty channels his inner Waffle House Wendy, and Charley has tips on how to undecorate your house.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 152! Charley's taking the week off so Matty and Sean carry on planning to buy a palate of returned Amazon packages, stressful jobs and a money-making scheme involving goats and Christmas trees.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 151! In this episode, Santa Sean is out delivering presents so Matty and Charley talk about the Yule Cat, Saran Wrap balls full of treats and the meaning of Christmas!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 150! In this episode, Matty wishes someone would gift him someone he can regift, Sean is surprised two boards nailed together wasn't the hottest toy the year he was born and Charley thinks back to the good old days of white dog poop.
In this episode, Matty is on vacation so Sean and Charley invite a special guest into the studio - Kevin Kaos! We talk December birthdays, Company Christmas Parties, and let the listeners air their grievances!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 148! In this episode, Sean commits crimes against soup while still claiming Matty and Charley are "soup dumb," Charley's mashed potatoes are THICC and Matty will take your life over if you're bald with a beard and glasses.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 147! In this episode, Matty is berated by Charley and Sean for messing with the Thanksgiving classics, Charley and the internet bond over cheap gas, and Sean spends an hour listing all the cheeses in his mac n' cheese.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 146! In this episode, Sean can't stop watching old MTV shows, Matty used to be Strip Club Santa and Charley shares her family recipe for stuffing.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 145! In this episode, Sean and Matty compare turkey prices, Charley shares a fun way to make your entrance at a wedding and our phone still works!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 144! In this episode, Sean's still waiting for his packages, Matty's campaign manager defends him against all the slanderous accusations from Sean and Charley recycles her water!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 143! In this episode, we decide the right and wrong ways to be eaten by a snake, fun ways to cheat at chess and it's officially McRib season!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 142! In this episode, Sean looks for his keys, Charley serves up some sloppers and Matty stirs up drama on NextDoor.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 141! In this episode, Sean's living that tight pants, big underwear lifestyle, Matty has never seen "Halloween," and Charley reminds us Jon Bon Jovi is in her office.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 140! In this episode, Sean LOVES traveling and saying he's right, Charley hasn't seen the best show of all time, and Matty's good friend Bret Michaels from Poison calls in.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 139! In this episode, Sean's buying Jello Shots off the internet for his Hurricane Party, we learn spicy peppers make Charley's ears tingle and Matty explains what's up with Canada.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 138! In this episode, Sean's staying out of some High School drama, Charley never called herself on the radio and Matty is convinced Sean actually has a toupee.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 137! In this episode, we're talking about if it's okay to talk to strangers, what to do when emotional support goats move in next door and there's a new NEW Elvis coming!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 136! In this episode, Harry Styles is spitting on people, get ready to put your phone in your eye and Bigfoot has been discovered on a bridge in Montgomery County!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 135! In this episode, Charlie kicks a shout-out to Alpo the Kiss fan from her bus, Sean might have hit his limit on owning dusty crap and Matty is the king of DIY disasters.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 134! In this episode we tackle treating ticks with gobs of ointment, the definition of a "cruet" and wet nuts.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 133! In this episode, the man, the myth the legend Big Mo from 102 Jamz joins up with stories of poker marathons and pocket aces, Charley shares a fun interaction with Bon Jovi, Sean gives great gifts and Matty's browsing history is fair game.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 132! In this episode, Matty informs everyone who Virgil the wrestler is, what do Charley's dog and Stevie Nicks have in common and Sean gives a lesson on digging up cool old stuff.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 131! In this episode, Sean shares why you have be careful with Maw Maw's good ham knife, Charley share's vase hiding techniques and Matty says hey to Hellen Mirren.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 130! In this episode, Sean's got some sweet pajama pant jeans, Charley fell of a dam dam and Matty weighs his options between a fanny pack or a purse.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 129! In this episode, Sean's back and teaching about how ghosting will save your life, Matty has an odd song stuck in his head and Dale isn't mad at us for once.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 128! In this episode, Charley and Matty talk to Gwen, owner of Coco, the Guinness World Record Holding Guinea Pig, plus we talk movies and how much Matty loves the new Thor movie.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 127! In this episode, Sean's out so Matty and Charley relive their eventful weekends where Matty was a hero and Charley cheated death.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 126! In this episode, celebrate the 4th with deals on everything from pretzels to pizza, Sean thought the UFO's had arrived and Matty has something tasty for your grill to try!
Simon Says...Podcast! Episode 125 - the one where Matty is on vacation! Sean & Charley have thoughts on bears, sea monkeys, The Stadium Tour, and Elvis. There's lots to unpack!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 124! In this episode, Sean has a shortage of his own, Charley invents a brand-new drinking game and Matty really works a butt.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 123! In this episode, Matty sits around waiting for Jury Duty, Sean's got sweet Dad jokes for days, and Charley hums Nirvana's greatest hits.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 122! In this episode, Sean fight's off too many toppings on his burger, Charley explains what a "Poker Run" is and Matty ponders life as a sad unicorn.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 121! In this episode, Sean goes from heel to hero, Charley may have a malfunctioning "Heady Turny Nerve," and Matty shows respect for "Scooty Guy Pulling A Boat."
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 120! In this episode, we play a fun game of "Truth or Drink" where we discover Charley LOVES Shaun Cassidy, Sean may have broken the law, and Matty thinks farts are funny.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 119! In this episode, Matty throws caution to the wind and let's his dog sleep on his pillow, Charley share why she loves "Champagne Supernova" and doubles down on BBQ.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 118! In this episode, Sean was THIS close to wearing Elvis' pajamas, Charley doesn't like the new VR spider web game and Matty downplays his Star Wars knowledge.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 117! In this episode, Sean shares his secret recipe for Overnight Oats, Charley chases a wild winged dove out of her house like Stevie Nicks, and Matty get's a $500 dollar gift card so he can claim his $2.5 million dollar prize!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 116! In this episode, Matty goes to a concert and learns about tennis rackets and a stranger's relationship, what's the last time you were surprised by something you ordered and Charley had a cool intercom system in her childhood home.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 115! In this episode, Charley has some strong words for her idol Jon Bon Jovi, Sean likes to hand people his mouth bone, and Matty is excited for his new Madonna lips.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 114! In this episode, Sean introduces us to Praise Kink, Charley introduces us to her alter ego Amy Smith, and Matty is caught in a Pecan war!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode the-one-before 114... look... Sean's superstitious... you know which one it is. In this episode, Matty get's offered a lizard at the doctor's office, Charley used to have carpets in her bathroom, and Sean is NOT a hoarder okay!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 112! In this episode, Sean rolls out a fresh batch of phone calls, Charlie runs down some of the neat stuff she found in her car, and Matty explains how you can't just can't accidently get a chicken stuck somewhere unpleasant.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 111! In this episode, we learn there's a magical fairy whose wand opens gas pumps, Sean tells us where to find enormous Goldfish Crackers, Charley fixes the McDonald's ice cream machines, and Matty has a weird glowing orb.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 110! In this episode, Charley and Matty compare our favorite struggle meals, apparently if you look fairly close to a store worker you can score some sweet tv's and somebody's kid is using her big words at school.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 109! In this episode, Matty found a non-banned license plate reflecting his love of ice holes, Sam Elliott is mad about chaps, Sean plays phone calls and Charley recalls a fun moment with Rob Zombie.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 108! In this episode, Sean shares some tips for picking up hitchhikers from his Dad, Charley tries to figure out the street value of her t-shirt quilt and Matty researches some sweet naughty cakes.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 107! In this episode, Matty and Charley talk about Matty's obsession with "Inventing Anna" and "The Tinder Swindler" on Netflix, why neither of us are going near corn on the cob on a date, and Edison's creepy talking doll.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 106! In this episode, Matty has a lot of questions about the logistics of a ruler tattooed on your forearm, Sean's not a fan of volunteering to get in a cop car and Charley shares her secret recipe for hamburger pie.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 105! In this episode, Matty debates how much chocolate fountain he could drink during a Golden Corral fight, Sean's instituting the medieval practice of second sleep and Charley has a special French fry.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 104! In this episode, Matty gets an anatomy lesson on how nipples work, Sean sleeps outside sometimes and Charley deciding whether she's going to rock a mullet or a nightdress.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 103 & a half? In this episode, we're all sick and at home but didn't want to leave you all hanging. We'll come back bigger, better and stronger next week... promise!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 103! In this episode, we fix ourselves a big ol' bowl of cottage cheese and prunes, Sean is pen pals with Beretta, Charley remembers sniffing crayons, and Matty just wants to be acknowledged.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 102! In this episode, Sean has resorted to watching his antique DVD's with no cable, Charley is thinking about buying a bunch of jars for a new business opportunity, and Matty didn't know Combos weren't just soggy pretzels.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 101! In this episode, did you know some people only have tubs?! Did you know some people put beans in soup?! Did you know no one in NH answers a telephone?!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 100! In this episode, we can't believe we've done 100 of these, Sean's finding out that his tree isn't as thirsty as his presents, Charley cleans up on the Get Up Show Christmas Quiz and Matty is a nipple ally.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 99! In this episode, Charley and Matty brave on with out Sean who's still on the mend, we research some unusual ways to make side cash revolving around a form of canning, and Matty wants to tip anyone he damn well pleases.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 98! In this episode, Charley and Matty dive deep in the evils of the BOT, the going rate on a slightly damaged Greek statue, and the rules for Charley's amazing Gas Station Santa game!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 97! In this episode, Sean's having conversations with a toy pig, Charley wants to help a random couple decide whether to have shrimp for dinner or not, and Matty has plans for Sean's hair after he passes.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 96! In this episode, the boys carry the load while Charley is out, we talk Thanksgiving and the best way to keep people out of your kitchen other than threatening them with violence, Sean wants even MORE "Once Upon A Time In Hollywood," and Matty sings Willie.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 95! In this episode, Sean swings by the reptile section of the Zoo to see what Mike Tyson is going on about, Charley waits for someone to wrong-number invite her to Thanksgiving, and Matty brings the Rock by for his 007 audition.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 94! In this episode, the Get Up Show asks... will Sean EVER catch the squirrel breaking into his house? Will Charley ever be comfortable in the studio? Will Matty ever reveal his secret hiding spot?
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 93! In this episode, Matty wins over a new fan at the Urologist, Sean stops double fisting candy and McRibb's long enough to try on the Fonz's gear and Charley was the unintentional third wheel of some parking lot sexy time.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 92! In this episode, Matty and Sean carry on without Charley and break down the math on the amount of candy needed for that one parent driving behind their kid, what candy do babies really like and Sean breaks down in tears.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 91! In this episode, Sean is excited about the new movie about "Wagon Train," Charley hates gummy candy and Matty found a TV weather report he might enjoy.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 90! In this episode, Sean drags all of us down the "Sunny" rabbit hole, Charley won't need her kitchen in our three-kitchen shared house, and Matty tells everyone about this new show "Ozark" he's just started watching.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 89! In this episode, Matty is closing the doors to the baby making factory, Charley weighs the options of living next door to her relatives and if a raccoon comes in your house is he automatically your pet?
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 88! In this episode, we learn from Charley that some people hickey easier than others, Sean and Jennifer Aniston might not work out, and Matty stalks a neighbor over their cool Halloween display.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 87! In this episode, Matty wants to lie on the ground watching tv with his pet bear, Charley will only accept her free car with a dead body in the trunk if it's a brand new Mercedes and Sean finds the best way possible to collect dust.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 86! In this episode, Sean channels Paul Bunyon to get his TV back on track, Charley relives the best cassette tapes to get Teddy Ruxpin to say and Matty doesn't want to talk about butt hair.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 85! In this episode, we try and assemble the perfect last meal and Matty's for sure includes all the dairy, Sean try's to decide if he wants to be Tenspeed or Brown Shoe and Charley looks around for spare cash for a Cameo from Kimmy Gibbler.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 84! In this episode, we take some calls from Anita Huginkiss and Phil McKracken, Sean shares his favorite Tony Hawk memories, Charley mulls over growing her hair out past 6 feet and Matty finds things to lick.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 83! In this episode, Matty finds out apparently you can go to the zoo too much, Charley lies like a man, and Sean forces everyone to listen to phone calls (just kidding... we love it!)
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 82! In this episode, Sean and Matty have a MASSIVE fight over nuts, Charley shares a cautionary tale about where NOT to keep your kidney beans and Sean reveals some shocking news!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 81! In this episode, we warn you if your finger gets bitten off don't let a seagull eat it, Sean is going to travel in time to get his dinosaur pet Scooty, Charley wanders around her house talking to her dog ALL the time, and Matty is buying a swagger stick on Amazon for his fake modeling school.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 80! In this episode, Sean and Matty carry on without Charley to talk about how if you want to make Sean squirm mention old Kale and botflies, Matty's working on his RBF in meetings, and Sean will be turning heads in his new Pizza Hut Track Suit!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 79! In this episode, the Olympics are in full swing and everyone's talking about... the butts, Sean wants Pizza Hut's red cups while Charley wants her plaid work shirt, and why is Matty wearing a pineapple shirt while holding lawn gnomes and a giant metal star?
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 78! In this episode, we find out similarities between Charley and a drunk lady parking her car on the red ball in front of Target, Sean tries to order food from a restaurant across the globe and Matty is REALLY into art.
In this episode, Matty is on vacation, so what will Sean & Charley talk about? A clown car full of uninvited guests, how not to have whiter teeth, the body part that women are worried about and Sean can't say, and the answer to the question, "Is this Salsa too old?"
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 76! In this episode, Charley and Matty try to carry on without Sean, turns out the secret to long life for women is Hershey's Kisses but for men it's not quite as much fun, shout out to our listener Mark (Charley's Cousin) for helping to cure hiccups, and Charley turns down gift flossers.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 75! In this episode, Sean cringes his way through a list of the most uncomfortable words, Matty doesn't care if your hair is in his food cause he's eaten bugs before, and Charley loves hearing how she's saying the word "sentence" wrong.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 74! In this episode, Sean reminds everyone to look for your wallet in your jean jacket pocket, Charley gives you travel tips on what to do with your bag of stuff and Matty shows off his new Juggalo face tattoo!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 73! In this episode, Matty and Charley dive into the joys of flying when your plane has a dead battery, one day that '97 Civic Matty had would be a classic car and Charley is doubling down on winning big on the $100,000 Pyramid!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 72! In this episode, you may have a lot of money but do you have go to space and not get a souvenir money, we play "What's In Sean's Cole Haans," Charley smuggles drinks where?!, and Matty can't wait for "Indiana Jones and the Curse of the Hoveround."
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 71! In this episode, if you could feed any zoo animal Flaming Hot Cheetos, which would you choose, 1980's mullet Sean was rejected from a teen job, Charlie would eat a snake just to show it who's boss, and Matty talks about what creature's ribs he's eaten.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 70! In this episode, Charley wishes she could steal stuff from the Friends set, Sean's kid is blowing that french horn real good around actual other kids, Prince Harry told Oprah how he wants to be a real normal boy, and Matty sings his favorite song from Instagram Reels.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 69! In this episode, we talk about who's tested the waters on going out in public without their mask, Matty regrets not having getting his new puffy lips prior to the big mask-off reveal of his face, Sean's headed to Lollapalooza to marry Miley Cyrus and see The Backseat Lovers, and Charley explains how she is 35 years old.
It's the Simon Says...Podcast! Episode 68 is chock full of goodness, like the time Matty's parents censored all of his music - or did they? The places we have to go when we go "home", how NOT to teach our kids to drive, wondering if we have enough friends, and the celebrity breakups that hit us in the feels.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 67! In this episode, Mother's Day is nearly here so start gluing macaroni to construction paper, Sean's a big boy now who washes his own towels, Charley lays out why she's glad she didn't do her makeup, and Matty tries to trick a payphone with a recording of change.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 66! In this episode, Sean reads off famous lines from movies without saying what movies they're from, Charley answers a bunch of lady questions Sean found in Cosmo, and Matty has lots of questions about a "grenade" found in the woods.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 65! In this episode, Earth Day is tomorrow but don't expect that we'll be able to keep a banana tree alive to celebrate, some guy in a Bear Suit is trying to make people smile while complaining about traffic, Sean is pricing out his new sweet muscle shirt for the beach, and we listen to your calls!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 64! In this episode, Sean discusses his personal challenges being the only person in the world affected by pollen, will anyone read our texts after we're gone and be interested by them, if a Gator attacks, Matty has a fool proof way to stop them, and Charley got swindled by a super-high pair of Grandparents in Colorado.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 63! In this episode, Matty has returned from the beach with a hot new business idea involving him going through peoples cabinets, the joys of traveling with kids, Matty's dog hates squirrels but is indifferent to deer, and more from the OBX.
Matty is at the Outerbanks searching for a beached whale, so Sean and Charley have podcast duties this week. Sean hates April Fool's Day thanks to an old girlfriend, we both share some of out favorite radio pranks of the past, Cats are leading double-lives and getting stuck in chimneys, and would we eat a cicada if we didn't know it was a cicada?
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 61! In this episode, Charley explains how hard it is for her to narrow down to just five favorite "music" movies, if there's a real strong garlic smell why it's probably Sean, and Matty talks about the time a hippy named Moon stunk things up where he worked.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 60! In this episode, Sean works out his new Leprechaun stand-up routine, we reminisce about our favorite local Irish bars and events, how sitting on your couch a certain way might get you a boat, Tarchup is coming whether you like it or not and Punky Brewster was filming you the whole time you were hanging out!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 59! In this episode, Matty's canned hot dog chili couldn't touch Yum Yum's, Sean debuts his new alter-ego Fluffy Dumplins, Charley reminds us that our daughters will date someone at sometime no matter how much we're in denial, and we debate if you got a box of chocolates shaped like poop you have to eat them right?
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 58! In this episode, things are opening up more and more in the world and we're adjusting, we check voicemails from the Simonline to revisit Gallon-gate, stay tuned for Matty's TikTok on bourbon, Sean grosses everyone out about an old toothbrush and Charley talks up how to use a bar of soap.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 57! In this episode Sean passes on some words of wisdom from his Nana, make sure you check your thrift market crochet kit for illicit drugs, Sean doesn't know what's making sound in his house now, don't look inside those talking boxes and watch out Bigfoot cause Dogman is coming!
Simon says... PODCAST! Episode 56! In this episode, Sean is busy figuring out how his generator works so Matty and Charley talk about deciding if a home movie rental is really worth 20 bucks, Matty describes skitching, Charley remembers Dead Man's Hill and nobody has any firewood except for one that allegedly smells like 11 herbs and spices.
Simon Says...Podcast! Episode 55! In this episode, that lady may be struggling with Gorilla Glue spray in her hair but Sean reminisces about why it's great for cuts, we learn that the streaker not streaking may have saved him a felony charge, Charley has to Flat Stanley into her car and Matty reveals how frozen tampons are an unusual ingredient for peach cobbler.
Simon Says...Podcast! Episode 54! In this episode, Sean's squeezing into his Man Girdle, is that lab-grown meat cow or Gary, who else stared at the Dave Matthew's Band cd cover to see the peace sign, Banji is coming to steal your hearts and wallets plus Sean's daughter has a sweet new side hustle.
Simon Says...Podcast! Episode 53! In this episode, Charley has one year in particular she would wipe from her memory and it isn't 2020, Matty reveals why he needs a giant box of tissues to watch "Armageddon," and Sean's dreams are destroyed when it comes to his new Bread Bowl Glove
Simon Says...Podcast! Episode 52! In this episode, we kick things off talking about Sean's love of all things Lady Gaga, the Michael Keaton cinema classic "Multiplicity," if your Mom poured SpaghettiO's in a pie crust would you eat it, Sean and Matty liked to hide things in each other's office, Sean ruined our attempt at a year old taco once we get back to work and in breaking science news... Dinosaurs have buttholes!!!
The Get Up Show starts off Episode 51 on a serious note, addressing the events in Washington DC last week. Next, Matty gives us the latest updates on Life with 'Rona, Sean talks about his disappointment with a food service, we wonder why anyone ever leaves anything in their car, and Charley tells us why Sean & Matty will never be invited to her house for meals.
In the Simon Says...Podcast! Episode 50 - we're 50!!! Hooray! We're also afraid that one of our own, Matty, might have caught the 'Rona. What should he do? Sean is having wild dreams about all kinds of birds, if you've kept a saxophone 20+ years, should you get rid of it now? and does anyone know what a malaprop is because a member of the crew thinks he is one. Like and subscribe and share with your friends, enemies, strangers and grandma!
Simon Says...Podcast! Episode 49! In this episode, we talk about how toasting may have come from making sure you weren't being poisoned, can you trade an expensive bottle of wine for a car, Matty was the king of spoiling Wonder Woman 1984, and we trade some of our favorite New Year's Eve stories as well as some of the more embarassing ones.
Simon Says...Podcast! Episode 48! In this episode, Sean is on vacation so Matty and Charley power on and talk about how Matty's kid is going to be starting driver's ed very soon and is very excited to learn how to drive a stick shift, Matty tells the story of the Christmas Day the cops showed up to his house, Charley talks about how Santa would drop in unannounced at his own leisure, some fun items found in Matty's stocking and how we are celebrating NYE this year at 9am!
Simon Says...Podcast! Episode 47 is here! This week, Matty is on vacation so it's up to Sean & Charley to talk about the expensive and annoying 12 Days of Christmas, a dirty little secret blown wide open, taking it all back to the layaway days, and the Ugly(?) Naked Guy running around the mall parking lot!
Simon Says...Podcast! Episode 46! In this episode, Sean makes like Kriss Kross and puts his clothes on backwards, we look at people who took to Reddit to determine if they were the a-hole (including one woman who for sure was,) we discuss the ins and outs of living that weeble-wobble bubble life, if you put a monolith in your yard the aliens will come and bring you treats, plus Gripping Food With Force distracts Matty.
Simon Says...Podcast! Episode 45! In this episode, Sean and Matty do our best to carry on without Charley by talking about jamming cotton all up in your Christmas trees to make them more absorbant, Matty's buying games off of your ex-girlfriend, the 5 Reasons Why People Avoid You and here's a hint, grab a mint, plus just some of the amazing things people out there had posted up on our Facebook as having done that no one else has done.
Simon Says...Podcast! Episode 44! In this episode, the Get Up Show busts out our best recipes for slick dumplings and stuffing/dressing and talk turkey day, Sean's dessert dreams are crushed, Matty likes to eat himself with A1 and spaghetti squash, make sure you snag a cocoa bomb to go with your jammies and veggies, and it's movie talk featuring "The Manitou!"
Simon Says...Podcast! Episode 43! In this episode, the Get Up Show takes it way back to the very first news story they remember, we get fancy with cooking by adding Mt. Dew to everything, Sean wants to bring back the Reggie Bar, and as always, the coversation turns to poop.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 42! In this episode, Sean tells about how a friend was told by a certain wrestler that to be the man he had to beat the man, we talk about how gnarly it is to be part of Gen X and say Sup Bruh to the kids of today (wow... that sounded old just typing it...) Sean presents us with a cheese advent but we can't leave till it's finished, how's Thanksgiving shaping up around each other's house, and Matty makes everyone uncomfortable talking about his (light) balls.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 41! In this episode, Sean talks about heading to a family Hallowedding and his fancy "new' velour shirt, does "old book" cologne smell anything like those magazines from the woods, is anyone Black Friday shopping now, what would you spend $10,000 on, and Charley and Sean recall they're missed encounters with Darth Vader & Winger... not together.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 40! In this episode, Matty and Charley are all alone after Sean's "incident," it's the special Halloween episode where we dig into Charley's issues with the holiday and think we've found an answer, Charley teaches us how to execute a good ol' fashioned Indiana "Corning" on our neighbors, Matty works up some potential last minute costumes involving a second-hand bathrobe plus we try to decide how much candy to buy when it's for personal use only.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 39! In this episode, we all point and stare at Charley who hates Halloween, Sean's selling off all his possessions for a pink pineapple, Matty is planning a drive to Raleigh for a display ham leg, get ready for the newest bands, Fat Blanket & Ham Wound, get ready world because Velour Track Suits are back, Schitt's Creek is a brilliant show and Jumper Man is coming whether you want him to or not!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 38! In this episode, we celebrate Prime Days by questioning our past purchases, why a recent voicemail has Sean enraged as well as Matty's tummy, would 6 year old Charley be scared of the Space Mountain movie, if you look up in the night sky you can see... no not Uranus, and why does it look like a shark wrestled the Wolfman in Matty's bathroom?
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 37! In this episode, we start out looking back at the immense life of Eddie Van Halen, then we move on to pickling and Sean talks about a real tasty pickled pigs foot he had one time, Matty tries to explain why Taylor Swift helps him get work done, Joey Chestnut celebrates with 12 pounds of taco and Charley thinks it's doable, plus baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 36! In this episode, you say "Worcestershire sauce" how?!, what did Sean throw that got him kicked out of "Rocky Horror Picture Show," the sights and smells of Gatlinburg from Matty's perspective, Sean's slightly unnerving love of Mrs. Butterworth, Charley sings her favorite Helen Reddy and Mack Davis songs, plus, we take your calls at 336-373-0987!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 35! In this episode, we travel back to 1939 to look at what makes a good husband or wife (ladies, adjust those stocking seams right?!) Charley and Matty fight like a married couple over parking the car, the delicious nature of floor food, and who's on team horror movie or not.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 34! In this episode, we're oiling up our pumpkins so they orange up real good, how many tater sticks could you eat, the aliens have arrived and are hovering near New Jersey telling us it'll be a Good Year, famous kids drinking O'Doul's and lay off that meow-juana!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 33! In this episode, we're opening ominous emails from our boss too early in the AM, it's Moon Pie blasphomy, watch out for a sexy romper outfit from Matty coming soon, how do you blow up your house with an electric fly swatter, and Trick or Treat... or not?!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 32! In this episode, we're riding the "what phase are we in roller coaster," are you going to use your life-like human mask for a life of crime like Sean, who wants to meet us out at Bridge Out for a bonfire, and does your vintage VW Bug have a smell too? Let us know!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 31! In this episode, Matty's hitting the road in a pop-up camper that may or may not smell funny, Sean's living that sweet twine-life, the mysteries of Mystery Hill are revealed and how a Cinnamon Sugar recipe will change... your... LIFE!!!!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 30! In this episode, Sean gets a concerning call from the Social Securities and IRS's, where Sean's pet rodeo bull is now, why did Charlie Tuna want to be cut up and eaten so bad, doesn't everyone have a closet full of cookbooks and how to discipline your dog by eating all the milkbones in front of it.
We're back with the Simon Says...Podcast! Episode 29! This week, we find out why Sean is such a joy on vacation, the vacation mishap that almost made Charley cry, how Matty defended himself against vampires, and the answer to a perplexing "Would You for $1 Million" question! Like, Share, and subscribe and be sure to tell your friends to listen!
In Episode 28 of the Simon Says...Podcast! Sean tries to decide if he should let Jeff Foxworthy into his home, Charley may have discovered the perfect spot for Sean to make his Great Escape, and an amazing tidbit of pop music trivia that will shock you!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 27! In this episode, the Get Up Show talks about the ins and outs of washing your clothes with dead mice, do you have enough tee shirts to just throw the tainted ones away, if you go see Alice Cooper live what song will you get to hear for sure while you drink your death metal chocolate milk and that time Sean told a certain boy band not to quit their day job.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 26! In this episode, the Get Up Show welcomes you to AC season, did you have tough feet as a kid, how do you fix your Daddy's records, anyone want to buy a box of 3 Stooges VHS tapes and how do you make your sweet tea?
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 25! In this episode, the Get Up Show says what's scarier... sea creatures on land or land creatures in the sea, discuss, just because I have herpes on tv doesn't mean I have it in real life, the 30 year anniversary on not eating the brown notebook paper, TikTok is dead, have you had Uncle Tomcat's Crispy Chicking Wing Points and it's an old fashioned Slogan Off!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 24! In this episode, the Get Up Show takes a long hard look at why "the man" keeps giving us delicious drinks in tiny, slim cans, Charley takes Matty to school on how a Yeti can cooler works, tramp stamps and whale tales plus how the gang have "No Ragrets" about their current tattoos.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 23! In this episode, the Get Up Show discuss how you need to watch out for the guy at the party who makes his own fireworks, are you a one at a time or whole block kind of Black Cat lighter-offer, losing eyebrows to be like Kiss, stealing props from all your favorite Disney rides and how Matty's dog sees dead people.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 22! In this episode, the Get Up Show share how if Charley could care less about something on Facebook there's trouble, Sean wants people to know he really is friendly and lovable behind the wheel despite what you've heard, and the latest Tik-Tok trend where kid's do chores without being asked!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 21! In this episode, the Get Up Show talk about how many tapioca pearls it takes to make a "large mass," how to determine if that bottomless person you see is Porky Pigging it or Donald Ducking it, how Sean is teaching his daughter to run over all the curbs she sees, if we go to a concert at home and our mic is on will the band play "Freebird," and do you own a pair of "Goal Pants?"
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 20! In this episode, the Get Up Show talk about deal breakers and how much Matty loves Baby Talk and why Charley just wants the right chips and dip, can a kiss be bad, road trip rules including why Sean's not stopping for anything, how even we like to call radio stations sometimes, as things open, how soon can Matty hang out with that guy in the gym using his hair dryer on the wrong hair.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 19! In this episode, the Get Up Show takes a moment to talk about everything that's been happening across the country and the importance of creating a conversation about racism in our country.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 18! In this episode, the Get Up Show looks at how watching a YouTube video doesn't make you qualified to do home improvements, Matty reveals his 75% success rate on his projects, keep some grease in your basement so you look professional, antique pets are the perfect hand me downs for your kids, what did Sean step on, do only Dads shake their nuts and would you smell Elvis' jockstrap?
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 17! In this episode, the Get Up Show real talks about how depression can really be rearing it's ugly head right about now but it can be helped, make sure you talk to someone if you need to and reach out to others who might need some help... you're definitely not alone! In other news, old MTV video popped up online and if you watch long enough you might see Charley, Sean starred in a Hanson movie, and Matty didn't make the VJ cut, plus what would you do if you walked in on your significant other squatting up on top of the toilet seat?!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 16! In this episode, the Get Up Show talks about that first trip to the movie theater, how Matty watched "The Jungle Book" facing away from the screen, that time Godzilla took on the Smog Monster, and showing off talents before you could do it on TV, paying good money for a nice nap, some much requested "Stooge Facts," and will a Bon Jovi mask get Charley on board with Team Mask?
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 15! In this episode, the Get Up Show talks about how the blatent misuse of the term "BBQ," the resident Yankee, Matty, relives his first Pig Pickin' (no G!) Sean's lucky to be alive thanks to his Dust Buster, Charley talks about Memphis Bugs, Matty tells the story of Crispy, and we want to know where are the King and Queen of Sea Monkee land right now?!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 14! In this episode, the Get Up Show talks about how this whole thing was almost called "Catfish and Weenie," the great debate continues... Beatles vs. Stones, are you on team Mick or team Paul, the next great whipped drink is here, plus did you know it was almost called Dolly the Vampire Slayer?!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 12b (ask Sean... we run this think like a superstitious elevator!) In this episode, the Get Up Show talks about whether a dog was stolen, lost or decided to try and make it big in the city, how affordable a plane dragging a sign is, how far would you go for your pet, Sean's goldfish repair shop, how not to pick blackberries, sneaking out of rooms in socks on a rainy night, getting back to normal with our masks on and more!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 12! In this episode, the Get Up Show talks about looking for the positives in the news (even if you're sick of any news,) we welcome a special guest... sort of, breaking Oreo news, and how much kids love coffee... try it out!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 11! In this episode, the Get Up Show talks about how get out of jail free cards and invisibility sweatshirts will save your relationships during lockdown plus we talk about some of our favorite stories from our days in the service industry including standing on hot grills, making fried ice cream and new fun sundae toppings!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 10! In this episode, the Get Up Show talks about some of our favorite stories of radio past including the time Sean forgot to mention a famous musician was supposed to swing by, Matty couldn't keep the Beastie Boys straight and Charley's station almost killed someone. We also talk about how Norah Jones is AWESOME, other band stories, what's Suzanne Summers and her thigh master up to and what the Bionic Man knows about hearing aids.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 9! In this episode, the Get Up Show talks about how things are tad bit crazy right now, the Simpson's have predicted absolutely everything, what are you making that poor grocery store working pack into your groceries, puttering and fiddling with things at home and the joys of spying on your neighbors!
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 8! In this episode, the Get Up Show covers something called the Coronavirus, have you heard about it? We talk about how some of the crazy circumstances that we remembered that affected day to day life like this! We also weigh the merits of bidets and how they make toilet time too comfortable and wiping technology through the years including the advancement from corn cobs and leaves to a stick with leather on the end of it.
Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 7! In this episode, the Get Up Show talks about how Sean loves getting 7 gallons of gas for $21, did you hear there's a thing called the Coronavirus, what are you doing to keep things clean, how much is too much, who bought all the Purell, why Tito's doesn't work to clean your hands, and in other news, the time change is ruining our lives (according to Sean), is Post Malone okay, did you watch TV Pow, are you part of Barney's Army, would you say hi to Whitney the Hobo, do I know you, and why Lanie Pope is the coolest!