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Twilight Phase Podcast
The Twilight Saga took over the world—briefly. Whether you thought it was the bomb dot com or . . . well . . . not that, admit it: You had a Twilight phase.
Join us as we reread, relive, overanalyze, roast and defend, and try to figure out what made Stephenie Meyer's Twilight Saga so powerful that we're still talking about it. We're publishing insiders who want to give you the behind the scenes scoop. Don’t let us go into this forest alone.
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In this episode we review Twilight chapter 23: the Angel! But of course, first we have to do a live pickle unboxing, we play guess the word count, and we also ask ourselves the big question: does Bella have a character arc?
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Alternative titles we liked but didn't choose--which is your favorite? What Are You Looking At, Ice Spice???
Out Here Looking Like Ice Spice
Pickle ASMR
Burned Out on Ranch Dressing
Taylor Lautner, This One's for You
We Have Roast Beef with Jacob Black
Mor👏tal 👏 Dan👏ger👏
Only YOU Can Prevent Vampirism
Crisis Averted
Edward's Climax
Please, Stephenie, Can We Have More Crumbs?
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The title we almost picked: Bella Would Die For You
In this episode, we recount Bella's daring escape, and dare we say it...we owe Stephenie Meyer an apology. Because Alice's visions do kind of make sense in this chapter. Who knew!! We also talk about how sometimes, being ugly is a gift. <3 Not that you listeners would know, because you're all CUTIES!
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Welcome back, listeners! In this episode, Bella gets a Very Important Phone Call from her mom…or is it? DUN DUN DUN! Write to us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com.Join the Coven! Follow us to catch our updates or subscribe for bonus eps and stickers over at Patreon.com/TwilightPhasePodcast.Please rate, review, and subscribe, and follow us @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram, Twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/twilight-phase-podcast/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/twilight-phase-podcast/support
Welcome back, listeners! It's chapter 20, IMPATIENCE, and we are impatient for this chapter to end. You're in a hotel room, we get it! This episode also comes with a huge SHOCK REVEAL from Olivia (gasp!)
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We’re in the home stretch, fam!! (Baseball!!) Chapter 16 is a doozy: Charlie gets eviscerated for NO GOOD REASON, Bella earns that Oscar (and Charlie’s tears), and she and Edward kiss right in front of EVERYBODY.
It’s getting juicy!
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The plan is apparently "maybe these aggressive vampires just won't smell Bella"???? Good thing our girl has some smart ideas, not to mention narrative agency!
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We missed you, listeners!! What's that we smell? Cinnamon? Edward's weird vampire breath? Nay!! It's plot, at last! In this chapter we discuss Billy's very reasonable attempt to warn Charlie, Edward's sexboozlization of Bella, and an important piece of vampire lore that everyone definitely agrees is true: vampires love baseball.
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We're back again, fam! And this week we're discussing Chapter 16: Carlisle—inarguably the most boring chapter of the whole book. But by golly if we don't do our darndest to make it positively pleasant!
Hold on tight, spider monkeys—we're one chapter away from PLOT.
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Hello listeners!! DISCLAIMER: Melissa's audio was ~~phucked~~ this entire ep but that's okay because in this ep we dive deep into the omegaverse (google with caution), Edward and Bella's soulmate-level relationship, and the Brady Bunch, OF COURSE.
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Hello, nerds! You guessed it—we're back to talk about Twilight. MORE SPECIFICALLY, Chapter 14.
Here's just a ~~smattering of what we discuss in this episode:
- lasagna and milk (pros/cons of)
- Edward as an unrepentant stalker (which makes it so chill)
- lots of touching (BANG BANG!)
- having a boy in your room (when you're both aware and NOT aware)
- general canoodling (as it differs from touching)
- Edward's sexuality (BANG BANG?)
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ALERT ALERT ALERT it's the meadow, folks!!!! Strap in.
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You know it, we know it, Edward knows it--in this chapter, Bella suffers from some MAJOR black and white thinking! We also discuss the importance of allowing your characters to have agency--and even better, FOXES.
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Well, y'all...this week we showed up, made (two-thirds of) an episode...and never hit the little red button. A first! So instead, here is 8 minutes of us apologizing, laughing slightly maniacally, and explaining that we'll be back in mid-February with the episode we tried to make this week. Love ya!
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GUYS EDWARD SAYS THE TITLE. TWILIGHT. THE SAFEST TIME OF DAY FOR US. (Plus he like asks a zillion questions or whatever.)
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We love youuuuuuu.
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Welcome to chapter 10 of Twilight: INTERROGATIONS. And there's a LOT that we interrogate in this chapter--we continue our deep dive on Bella's deficiencies as a friend, discuss B + E's agreement to SAY that they're secretly dating, and go back and forth on who likes who more. (When obviously, WE love YOU most.)
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What's up listeners!! Happy New Year!! In this episode, we revisit a TRULY ICONIC chapter. Get ready to be transported with us as we discuss that good good 2000s teen media, the transcendent high of riding in your crush's car, and THREE THINGS ABOUT WHICH BELLA IS ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE.
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It's Port Angeles!!! Is it the best chapter ever put to paper?? We're dazzled, y'all.
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Come for Bella DECIDING, NO MATTER WHAT (judgmental side-eye) that she's in TOO DEEP (somehow, already). Stay for our impromptu birthday roast of Melissa (luv youuuuu).
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Pigeon > Turkey
Gray eyes = love interest
Jacob + Bella + 5 minutes = broken treaty
Gossip = friendship
And that's that on that.
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It's time for BLOOD TYPING IN BIOLOGY which is probs the best chapter in this book (until we get to the next chapter and that other one, but then there's also Port Angeles...). Did you ever notice how hilariously bad Edward is at keeping this secret??
We're having a great time and you should def come along with us.
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Bella and Edward have electrifying, mysterious, buck wild chemistry as they talk about nothing. Incredible. Amazing. All the boys are obsessed with Bella...but we're obsessed with this book.
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Bella almost gets hit by van, and life is beautiful. Rememberthe mystery and majesty and adrenaline rush of having a CRUSH?
Two questions: Have we identified Stephenie’s greatest skill? And if you had a near-death experience in high school, would you have been a Bella or a Melissa?
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Hello listeners! In this episode we reread chapter two of Twilight! Bella, Edward, and Charlie both exhibit red flags, we ask ourselves hard questions (are we annoying?), and THE LOVE STORY BEGINS! Don’t look now listeners, Edward Cullen is staring at you…Join the coven! Bonus eps and stickers over at Patreon.com/TwilightPhasePodcast@Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram, Twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com
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WE MISSED YOU LISTENERS!!!! We’re back with the first episode of our Twilight reread. Let’s head into the forest together <3--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/twilight-phase-podcast/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/twilight-phase-podcast/support
We're kicking back with YOUR listener emails and wrapping up season five (!!!)
Why aren't the Cullens tryna lick dandelions? Whatever happened with Maya's game of Survivor? What're our fave YA love triangles? What music are the Cullens listening to? Plus some book recs and theories from your fellow listeners!
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We can’t believe we made it!! The end of the saga has arrived. We agree the ending of this is actually pretty cute, and we get a lil sappy reflecting on what this journey has meant to us. Thanks for being here <3. We’ll be back next season with more Twilight! Write in at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the coven at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast Check us out at @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram, Twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com
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This is the climax of the book (the series??), if you can believe it (we can't). Bella's shield works perfectly therefore nothing happens, and Alice arrives triumphantly with a plot point whose monologue will solve the entire conflict. Yay!
Somehow there’s only one chapter left in Breaking Dawn—come with us as we finish out this ~~~~~saga ~~~~~~~~together 🥲
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A lot doesn’t happen in this chapter of Breaking Dawn (this book is almost over??) but we do get the worst sentence in the whole series, probably. Tune in to hear what made us collectively gag!
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Welcome back listeners!! It's time to talk about how Aro is highkey a great villain, the vibes of the chapter are immaculate, and also how somehow SMeyer pulled off six and a half pages of walking. Now that's art!!
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Hey listeners!! In this episode we discuss Bella's flammability, her sexiness despite another head to toe khaki look, and the mysterious disappearance of Jacob. Do we...miss him? Nah!!
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A small child receives a PROMISE RING (!!!) and Alistair's departure stirs up DRAMA. Meanwhile Bella decides having a mom doesn't sound that important anyway.
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Suddenly, a noir interlude. Enter, Bella the femme fatale. Like the memory of a fever dream, we’re transported across Seattle as Bella uses her newly acquired, dastardly charms to solve the mysterious mystery of the elusive J Jenks. Get your passports ready!!
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Remember those million other vampires from all over who show up in Breaking Dawn? Us neither, but we get to meet alllllll of them this week!! There's so many of them there's an index, and we're mad about it!!!!
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Get ready for a thorough and convenient description of various Volturi talents. Also, Melissa is thriving on a trip to Colorado and I know you wanna know about that too.
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Listeners, you keep us young. We love you so much. In this episode, we ask ourselves the important questions: how do you pronounce Eleazar? Is this the most dramatic Edward has ever been? (no.) And most importantly, how do you tell your family friends that you have a half vampire baby waiting to meet them???
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Hey listeners, quick question: if you received bad news, would your response be to stare, unblinking, into the eyes of your beloved? For about nine hours straight? JUST WONDERINGGGGG. The Cullens minus Alice and Jasper go for a light jog followed by a devastating revelation . . . and then they break out . . . THE GLOBE.
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Hey, fam! On this week's episode, we continue to marvel at how the plot is finally coming together, with only 30% of the book left.
Quick head's up-- Bella still isn't psychic, Alice's visions still don't make any sense, the Volturi are back like they never left, and we are still bamboozled by all of this. So it's ALMOST like the first 70% of Breaking Dawn didn't even happen.
Almost.
(also lol we are probs not gonna be back until ~4/8 'cause we got other places to be, kinda like Alice at the end of this chapter. SEE YA)
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We’re back baybee!!! Maya has returned from Europe to find a special surprise!! And best of all: WE FINALLY GET SOME PLOT! Remember those Volturi?Join the coven at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcastWrite in with thots at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com.Check us out at @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram, Twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/twilight-phase-podcast/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/twilight-phase-podcast/support
Listeners! Tell us, how many houses have YOU demolished through seggs? Is it more or less than the number of 23 year old grandpas you know? What about the number of arm wrestling competitions you could win against Emmett? This chapter is a weird, fun hodgepodge and we're grateful to have you here with us!
(Btw Maya is actively gallivanting around Europe so we'll be back in two weeks!)
EDIT 2/26: reuploaded to fix some audio issues at ~1 hour. Thanks, fam!!
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Jacob continues to Jacob by making momentous decisions without consulting anyone else, obvs, and to our frustration it just keeps working out for him!!!! Bella almost jumps Edward's bones right there in front of god and everybody.
(Maya is on her way to gallivant about Europe so we plan to be back in two weeks!!)
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THE TITLE SAYS IT ALLJoin the coven at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcastWrite in with thots at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com.Check us out at @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram, Twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/twilight-phase-podcast/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/twilight-phase-podcast/support
Y’all, is there even a PLOT to this book currently?? Why are we still HERE. This chapter is just a smorgasbord of minute information that takes us nowhere. We’ll let you know when the conflict enters the room (it hasn’t yet).
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Happy new year, listeners! In this episode we delve into some deep questions. Such as Jacob claims he needs to be with Renesmee. . . why doesn’t Jacob neeeeeed to be with Edward? Also why is Renesmee so creepy? Why didn't the movie just cast a baby? And most importantly, WHY HAS THE LIZARD THEORY NOT BEEN LOOKED INTO BEFORE THIS?
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WE'RE BAAAACK! And we come bearing glad tidings: our girl Bella is perfectly perfect at being a vampire. Her first hunt is like Vampire Finals and she's ruining the curve. Also she thinks her vampire power is just loving Edward sooooooo much which is embarrassing but okay girl do you. We missed you guys! Thanks for going into the forest with us. <3
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Bella can literally see everything, including how excited we are to finally be done with Jacob's chapters. Our girl's a vampire now!!!
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Bella describes her pain for approximately twenty pages and it's STILL better than all of Jacob's chapters!! Our beloved heroine is back and she's about to be reborn, baby! cue that dramatic shot from the movies where Bella's eyes pop open and they're blood red
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THIS IS IT. THE BIRTH.
. . . . .
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Hello listeners!!! All you need to know about this episode is that Melissa makes MULTIPLE CAN'T-MISS SHOCKING REVELATIONS and then a lot of stuff that doesn't really make sense happens. <3 <3 <3 Oh and Bella goes Trevi, if you know what we're saying. (She's...a fountain.)
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Here it is...the moment you've all been waiting for...the birth of...the name Ruh-nez-may!! (That spelling is canon, look it up.)Plus Leah ALMOST becomes a complex character, and there's a genuinely touching moment involving Ramparts, can you believe?
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RENESMEE EXPOSED: SHE'S A LIZARD!!!
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Get in, losers, we’re going shopping at the Forks Goodwill. Jacob is weirded out by generosity, hospitality, and anyone being remotely nice to him but WE KNOW HOW TO ACCEPT WHAT WE DESERVE. Check out Melissa’s favorite affirmations here.
And listen in for Alice finally getting screen time!!!
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Hello! We are back with yet another wild chapter of Breaking Dawn, but also like nothing happens??
Bella drinks blood (which we really think should have been a much bigger deal than it was), and Jacob talks to Jared about some dumb pack stuff (like how everyone is acting like Jake‘s pack has run away to Antarctica and not a mile north) and that's literally alllll that happens.
But also it’s fine because we know The Most is going to happen soon.
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Hey Twilight Fam! Breaking Dawn continues to be the wildest ride that we only kinda signed up for, and we haven’t even gotten to the wildest part.
Leah joins the pack and Jacob isn't pleased. Bella is getting worse and Jacob isn't pleased. But also Jacob is the ONLY PERSON who thinks a vampire fetus may need vampire food, so I guess we’re glad he’s around. Even though homeboy just will not be pleased.
Things are about to get KOOKY!
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Jacob throws off the shackles of the alpha to claim his birthright, or whatever, and a second pack is born. Speaking of births, we are all dreading the childbirth chapter, but don't worry, this isn't it. We do learn a little too much about clinical death and plasma though UGH. Come for the literary analysis, stay for the mediocre science.
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IT'S OUR ONE HUNDREDTH EPISODE!!! We bet you never thought we'd make it this far. Well, we didn't either! In this episode we debate the important questions...would Bella lay Rumpelstiltskin like an egg?
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Y'all, this chapter is absolutely WILD, please join us. Is this a fanfic introducing a storyline where Edward, Bella, and Jacob become a throuple? NO? Are you sure??
Jacob lies eyes upon emaciated pregnant Bella, and does not imprint on Resurrection. Please submit your 5,000 word essays on the literary, real-world, and biological implications of this fact to twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com.
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Listeners, hold onto your butts and comfort blankets as we brave the first chapter for Jacob's POV. RIP!!!
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Bella, this chapter:
”Am I Pregant? Am i gregnant? Is there a possibly that i'm pegrent? Could I be pregonate? Am i pegnate?? Help!? 38+2 weeks pregananant? Dangerops prangent sex? will it hurt baby top of his head? Can u down a 20 foot waterslide pegnat? I think my dog is pregernet??? How do I know if I'M prengan? Can i be prregnant???? Can u get pregante... ? Am I pregegnant or am I okay?”
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Look y'all, honestly nothing much really happens in this chapter but it is SO PREFERABLE to what's about to happen that we wish it could last forever!!!!
Sex changes everything! The whole plot of this whole series hinges on whether or not they bone!! Sex saves lives!!
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Fam, the moment we’ve been waiting for has finally arrived . . .
SEX.
Edward and Bella finally do the do, and BOY do we have a variety of thoughts and opinions. Like, is waiting so long really worth It? And, does It live up to the hype? Also, why is no one concerned about venom sperm??
You can be sure we get to the Bottom of each of these questions. (We do also discuss bottoming vs topping.)
Remember, abortion is healthcare.
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You know how we complained about wanting more drama at this wedding? Well, be careful what you wish for: the big bad wolf is back...
Also this is the last time Bella will ever see her parents APpaREntLY I GuEsS???
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BUCKLE UP EVERYTONE IT'S WEDDING TIME!!!! Bella doesn't care though so she doesn't tell us very much. And we ask a big question...has SMeyer ever even been in a wedding???
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The baby foreshadowing is STRONG, y'all. Did you know Edward and Bella are gonna have a baby in this book? Well, did you?? Not so surprising when they talk so much about doing it but refuse to prepare or practice. But will it be one of these terrifying immortal children that were apparently a huge fad back in the day? Only one way to find out.
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WE'RE BAAAAACK! And just like a vampire, our love for you guys is immortal. In this episode we catch up from our break, and dive into the first chapter of Breaking Dawn to find that Bella has truly not changed one iota. Our girl is a debbie downer and we love her for it!
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Listeners! Thank you for sticking with us through Eclipse! In this episode we close out the third book of the Twilight Saga with some of your quality analysis, a spirited debate over whether or not Pokemon is animal abuse, and underscoring that now and forever we are Team Leah because Jacob is a butthead.
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SEE YOU IN MAY <3
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Bella is Big Sad and we're maybe a little unsympathetic about it, but that's what happens when we know Bella is about to get everything she thinks she's giving up!!! This chapter is no New-Moon-months-passing-by masterpiece, but at least we finally get some steamy Edward. And what would the almost-end of a Twilight book be without a scene of Bella and Edward trying to out-martyr each other?
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Eclipse is still not done, and there is still more for Jacob to be annoying about!!
In this ep, Bella continues to pick Edward, and we continue to hear about how Bella doesn’t know what she wants. Jake also finally admits to being a MANIPULATOR!! And it’s is sweet, sweet vindication. For like, two seconds.
HOW is this book not done yet.
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Well fam, apparently there are still a few more chapters to Eclipse left. To what end? Very unclear to us. But here are some highlights of discussion from this chapter:
- The Volturi is the IRS but with murder
- Vampire bodies still make no sense??? Do they have organs??
- Melissa pulls a Bella and thinks everything’s about sex (even tho it’s also not NOT about sex…)
- We have conclusive evidence that even Carlisle hates Jasper
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YOOOO IT'S A GUEST EPISODE! Thanks so much to our pal Olivia Neal for joining us! Olivia is a Twilight ~scholar~ who makes an impenetrable argument about why Twilight should have been gay. And you know WHAT??? She's right, Edward should be with Jacob, Bella should be with Alice, and Jasper and Rigatoni should. not. exist.
love u guys <3
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The SECOND climax of this book is upon us, listeners, and we find out that it was VICTORIA all along !!! Whatttt????
Also, Bella does NOT care that everyone is about to die—she still wants Edward’s sweet, sweet ~eggplant emoji~ REAL bad.
Also also, I guess there’s like some fighting and stuff idk
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TW: sexual assault Jacob is TRULY HEINOUS. That is all you need to know. Email us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com.
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This is it. The moment has arrived. We have reached the point of Eclipse, its spiritual zenith. THE TENT.
Does it live up to being the only chapter Melissa and Olivia remember existing? Do Edward and Jacob murder each other and/or kiss?? Guess you gotta listen to find out.
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LISTEN UP LISTEN-NERDS
we love you guys <3
In this episode Bella continues to hate being engaged, Alice is suuuupes mean, Edward has a shiny new superpower and Jake is fully the worst he's ever been and we hate him. <3
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“so like how much seggsy talk am I allowed to do in this copy?” -Melissa
“make it x-rated” -Maya
This is it, fam. Bella is HOT and BOTHERED and has decided to go for Edward’s cold, cold eggplant emoji. Is this everything we’ve been waiting for? Definitely. And also, absolutely not.
We discuss the most important of all questions: Is death worth the D?
Maybe?? If you’re married first? And have purged yourself of all sin?
Surprise, we have a number of opinions.
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HAPPY NEW YEAR LISTENERS!! New year, same shenanigans. In this episode of Twilight Phase we keep it real with you all with more conversations about bones and vampire sperm. Plus, we follow along as Alice makes her Oscar bid, Edward gets a little squirrely about Jacob's gift, and the newborn showdown approaches.
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There's a rumble in the woods, listeners! Detective Bella casually solves the case of the vampire army in her 24th hour of not sleeping and as a reward is licked chin to hairline by a giant moronic wolf. Jacob and Edward come up with a plan for what to do with Bella during the fight...and it's not the best ever but it's what they're rolling with. All in all this chapter is a grand ol' time so thank you for joining us! We're taking a holiday break and will be back with our next episode on January 8th! Write in and tell us what you'd do with a giant wolf at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com Join the coven at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast Sometimes we post to social: @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram, Twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com
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Welcome back, listeners! In this episode Bella is the LEAST excited anyone has ever been to throw a cool high school party, for some reason all these smarty farty vampires don't make the OBVIOUS Victoria connection, and Jacob is a big ol' baby manipulator and we have words for him. Plus...the iconic bracelet appears on the scene.
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We're BACK BABY and ready to drag Bella for fiiiiiiinally putting two and two together on some major plot points. Even if her graduation is a little lackluster, we have some, like, smart literary analysis about mysteries to share with you. And don't miss the revenge of the khaki skirt!
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Hi, fam! I wish we could say we’re back, but we’re not. Apologies for the (mostly) unplanned for hiatus, but life is WILD: Melissa has COVID!
So while we have not been able to record an actual episode this week, we did have a quick check-in with each other to say hi. Hi!!
We will be back soon, promise. LOVE Y’ALL.
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FOLKS, queue up that good good blue tint, put us on your speakers, hit play when we say so...and watch Twilight with us! The Twilight Phase movie commentary you never asked for is finally here <3
Happy Halloween! We're on break next week, but will be back to our Eclipse reread in no time.
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UGH this is the stupid chapter where stupid Jacob kisses Bella even though she makes her feelings PERFECTLY clear, and Edward is the only person who cares about her feelings. At least Bella punches Jacob's stupid smile off his stupid face.
Maybe it's all uphill from here???
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Hi friends! Welcome to our latest guest episode!
Our good friend Chance weighs in on some important questions, all based on her own life experience, like:
Are the Cullens a cult?
What would have to change for Jacob, Edward, and Bella to be in a poly relationship together?
. . . and just how much therapy would that take?
Join us for some can’t-miss stories!
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Hello, listeners! In this episode, life comes at Bella fast! Graduation is quickly approaching as is the Cullens’ plan to move against the newborn army. Renee won’t be there because Phil BROKE HIS THIGH BONE? Jacob sleeps the day away but wakes up in time to confess his love. Can’t a girl catch a break??
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Hello, listeners! It is time to dive into the dark, uncomfy, unnecessary world of Jasper's backstory. We have BEEF WITH THAT MAN!!! We learn about the vampire wars and discuss the interesting conclusion that things...are different...in different places.
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Hey there listeners! In this week’s episode we have a great time hypothesizing about multi-limbed vamps and the murder spree in Seattle. Plus, get this… BELLA AND EDWARD COMMUNICATE!!!! Who knew? Also Bella somehow doesn't know when graduation is???
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Hello friends!! Lo, we have returned! In this episode, we discuss the blatant racism inherent in Smeyer's depiction of our wolfy friends and making up false origin stories about the Quileute Tribe. Also we get deep into a debate over whether or not vampires can be injured.
Here's a few places to start your own research about the Quileute Tribe and their legends:
https://quileutenation.org/history/
https://www.burkemuseum.org/static/truth_vs_twilight/quileutes.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmfbQRclFf8
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We made it through the storm (hope y’all are safe, fam!) and are here to FIGHT about:
- Whether rats are grosser than squirrels
- How stupid humans will be for fashion
- Whether werewolf nail polish would survive transformation
…But we do agree that Edward has made a 180 and is honestly super sweet in this chapter heart eyes
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Hey fam! In this episode, we discuss chapter 9 of Eclipse, and let me tell you . . . Charlie is the WORST. Jacob is also the worst, but at least he apologizes for it. Edward is . . . not awful?? Bella also has another stalker, so things are just gettin real wild.
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Hello listeners! In this episode we talk about how imprinting is way creepier than it needs to be, Jacob continues to veer outside his lane at every opportunity, and Edward demonstrates MAJOR PERSONAL GROWTH??? Good job, buddy! The purpose of beds is also hotly debated. Let us know if anyone manages to be Team Jacob after this conversation at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com Join the fam at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast Sometimes we post to social: @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram Twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com
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Content Warning
In this episode we talk about chapter 7 of Eclipse, which goes into Rosalie’s past. In case you are new to the book, or don’t remember, this means we do discuss (as gently as possible) sexual assault/rape. Please feel free to skip if you need to do so!
But we ALSO talk about how beautiful Rosalie is, how RIGHT the three of us are about Twilight current events, how beautiful Rosalie is, how adoption is ALWAYS AN OPTION, and how beautiful Rosalie is.
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Hello, LISTENERS!! Y'all came through with your letters this week and blew this shindig wiiiide open. Also, Edward displays his biggest red flags of all, Billy and Charlie come fully into their destinies to be old gossips, and Alice (despite being psychic) really fails to read the room. Also, speaking of red flags, Edward threatens to murder Bella's friends, YIKES!
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Hello, listeners! In this episode we discuss the very important philosophical question--could venom have sperm in it? Would it make more or less sense than the information Stephenie has already given us? And we learn about IMPRINTING--romantic or no? Plus...what even is a Virgo? No, really. Please tell us.
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FOLKS, our Eclipse adventure continues and we still aren't sure about these treaty deets, but we do know Jake and Bella's friendship is pretty heckin' cute...when Jake isn't accusing Bella of being a gold-digger, that is. For mortal enemies, vampires and wolves sure do know a whole lot of nothing about each other.
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LOL WHOOPS, didn’t post this episode yesterday (Saturday) for no good reason other than all three of us literally just FORGOT.
But never late than better as we always say! And in this episode we discuss chapter three of Eclipse. Guess what, fam. The gaslighting continues.
This chapter really makes us ponder the important things: Is a gaslighter a worse gaslighter if he KNOWS he’s gaslighting? Or do we prefer our gaslighters to be ignorant of their gaslighting ways? SMeyer asks the tough questions!!
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We're back with some BREAKING NEWS! We're finally getting new Twilight covers! Also, Bella gets majorly gaslit and Edward engages in some extremely bad behavior.
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Big news!!! We're joined this episode by our AMAZING friend and listener Limi!! She tells us all about how her home country of Germany felt about Twilight, creepy German and Russian fairy tales, and has some very hot (and accurate) takes on our American abstinence only "education." Thank you Limi!! <3
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We’re BACK back, y’all! For REAL real!!
Vacation is done, Maya has arrived safely back into the city, Olivia has moved boroughs, and Melissa has successfully done absolutely nothing of note.
LET’S GO.
In this first episode of season ~FOUR~ (?? how), we finally get to read the first chapter of Eclipse!
We discuss how completely incapable Charlie is at taking care of himself, how Bella continues to be a terrible friend, and how we actually don’t remember anything that happens in this book.
So excited to be hanging with you all again!!
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Hello friends!! We'd say we're back, but we're not! Maya's road trip was extended by some car trouble...some say she's still on the side of the highway to this very day. We'll be back next week to discuss ECLIPSE but in the meantime, enjoy these bloopers! <3
okay we miss you byeeee!!!
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We're BACK (briefly, between seasons, hello) for a super special guest minisode with new friends: Lauren and Layla, who have written/imagined/produced/scripted a (not YET actual -- we gotta manifest, y'all) Twilight TV miniseries! We could talk forever to these ladies, and we basically did. (Why do we still call them minisodes? We're fans of continuity, okay?) Catch up with the story over on Lauren's TikTok @classiclaur and then get behind-the-scenes insight, deets about their chef's kiss casting, and fun tangents with all of us!
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IT'S THE SEASON FINALE Y'ALL!!!
In this episode we discuss the epilogue! Wherein Edward thinks about breaking up with Bella more than we've thought about ANYTHING in our entire lives. If you want to skip ahead to where we dive into the chapter, that's at 26:00.
We're taking a 3 week break! We'll be back in your earholes on May 22nd, and will be starting Eclipse in June.
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THIS IS THE HOMESTRETCH, FAM. Also, get it? Baseball.
We read the last two chapters of Midnight Sun for this ep, which means the only thing left to this godforsaken book is the ~~epilogue~~
This is the penultimate Midnight Sun episode!!
We get into BIOLOGY for this episode (which is different than physics, for those of our listeners who aren’t scientists), but I’ll summarize our main point for you: oceans ain’t that warm.
We say other stuff, obvi, but that one’s probably the most important.
We’re almost there!
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Also, BL still M, y’all.
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This is it, folks: THE CLIMAX OF MIDNIGHT SUN. WILL EDWARD KILL BELLA? WILL HE???
Then enjoy Alice's heist-style accident/murder cover-up complete with fashionably oversized watch and stolen donated blood.
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We get REAL science-y in this ep. We discuss: the concept of beauty; smelling and tracking underwater; the plural of octopus; the speed of sound vs vampire speed vs plane speed; the durability of vampires' bodies; INFINITY; how a gas becomes a liquid becomes go-go; the logistics of police blockades; what even are emotions...a LOT!
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In this episode, Melissa makes the argument that Edward might be interested in someone besides Bella...Olivia solves the mystery of how Alice's visions work (possibly)...and Maya establishes once and for all the best use of vampire super powers. Meanwhile, does Edward seem super RUDE to anyone else??? Liiiiiike who does he think he is???
Feat. special guest Hillary Duff <3
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It’s been a rough week, fam. A lot of things suck, but white supremacy continues to suck the most. And while we, the ladies of Twilight Phase, haven’t quite figured out how to dismantle that mudder effer yet, hopefully we can bring some light and distraction. Love you, losers <3
In this ep, we cover inarguably the most boring chapter (I meaaaaaaannnn do we really gotta go through how old Carlisle is again?), BUT we also finally get to . . . ~B A S E B A L L~
This is the stuff right before tHE STUFF. Things are about to get wild, y’all. And ~~surprise~~ we have ~~thoughts~~
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Backstreet’s back, alright! (oh my god, we’re back againnn)
We took a break, Maya is now in a brand-new (to her—deffo not newly built) apartment, and we’re back with two more chapters of Midnight Sun. (This book is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo longgggggggg.)
In this ep, we talk about SEX without ever talking about SEX. (SMeyer is so great at this, wild.) We discuss the physics of rocking chairs. (I guess? I don’t know what physics is.) AND we continue to defend Rosalie with every dying breath of our embittered souls. (Edwards sucks butt.)
Also . . . what IS lasagna??
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Surprise! We have a special guest on! We used to call these minisodes but what was that about?
Our friend Steph is a designer in kidlit which means she knows how YA book covers get made and has OPINIONS about that pomegranate. Y'all know we do too. Come for the insider info, stay for the cover ideas Stephenie Meyer originally proposed...
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Hey there listeners!! We did two chapter again and WOW THEY WERE SO GOOD!!! Here's what you have to look forward to:
THE KNOT. THE MEADOW. THE BUGS. THE MURDER. THE ROMANCE!!!
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The Twilight Phase ladies are back again this week, and we read TWO chapters of Midnight Sun—chapters 14 AND 15. (Have we ever mentioned that this book is too long? We ain’t trynna be reading it for another year so expect more double-ups fam. Not sorry, not sorry)
Bella discusses how she thought about
getting a job in publishing (LOL), Eddie introduces us to ~the knot~, we discover that the white sleeveless collared button-down was ALICE’S idea (the fashion expert y’all), and, if you think you may be too tall, make up for it by being aggressively, forcefully, and intensely female.
Also, we the ladies of Twilight Phase would like to formally apologize for insinuating that Melissa was not, in fact, a Cool Uncool person. We may go so far as to say she was actually an Uncool Cool person. So.
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Bella skipped over all her "boring" answers to Edward's inquisition in Twilight, and Midnight Sun is here to FILL THOSE GAPS. Maya and Olivia squeal over how Bella is one of us, while Melissa claims she was a "cool uncool" person in high school...yeah, okay.
Were you:
A) a pretentious, nerdy loveable Bella high schooler
B) a cool/uncool, super slick but secretly getting good grades high schooler
or C) an immortal vampire with two medical degrees just passing the time high schooler?
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We start off this episode with an ALL-STAR listener letter, and then launch into an amaaaaaazing chapter. Edward's pretension reaches new heights, and then Edward reveals his true destiny...to get into high school theater. Also, is it just us, or are Edward and Bella totally vibing during bio?? Is something going on with them?
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Cool cats! The Twilight Phase ladies are back to discuss chapter 11 of Midnight Sun, and in an effort to remain more positive in her commentary, Melissa didn’t read the chapter.
Did she succeed?? Or did she just make it impossible for us to record a decent episode? Listen to find out!
Also we talk about other stuff like the pervasiveness of typos in all books, and SMeyer’s struggle to write through the male gaze, etc.
Thanks for continuing to listen to us!!
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(BUH BUM) Welcome to tonight's episode of Twilight Phase. We discuss: WHY is Stephenie Meyer obsessed with Bella's fragility? WHAT is up with Edward thinking he can tell Bella how to feel? WHO told him that not being a murderer is some amazing moral high ground???? These questions and more at 6:00
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Hey fam! We're back from vacation and we aren't the only ones...Vampire Jesus is BACK AGAIN (in our inboxes) because there's plenty more to discuss. Then we read some tarot cards that were EERILY ON-POINT, LIKE TO THE POINT THAT IT WAS FREAKY. We don't discuss a chapter CAUSE WE GOTTA KEEP YOU ON YOUR TOES but have no fear, we'll discuss more Midnight Sun next week.
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T’was the night before Saturday, and to what did we find, but three podcasting twihards, perpetually behind.
Happy holidays, friends!! We may not have gotten a regular episode out, but we DID record a ~CHRISTMAS~BONUS~EPISODE~
Get a little sacrilegious with us as we discuss the most important question of our time . . . WAS JESUS A VAMPIRE???
We won’t be around next week ‘cause these podcasting twihards are gonna be yuling HARD, so see y‘all on the flippity flip of 2020.
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THE PORT OF ANGELS! This iconic chapter in Twilight is brought to life by everyone's favorite eternally moody teen in Midnight Sun. We make some BIG realizations in this chapter involving the true reason why Edward should be a vegetarian and also that he is lowkey an X-man. And possibly we give some CRUCIAL ADVICE on how to avoid New Moon happening to YOU. Because it could. Happen to you.
Also Melissa recorded from a closet and we set up our recording wrong so we couldn’t take out us interrupting each other but we’re PROFESSIONALS so check out our patreon. Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast. Put us on your winter wish list!
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This week we pose a philosophical question: If we could have skipped this chapter and not noticed, does the chapter even exist at all? Immediately we are disabused of the notion that we might learn more about or from Charlotte and Peter, and instead get to hear more about Bella reading than we ever did from Bella. Then, surprised by ourselves, we stumble upon the deep and human relatability of Edward's inaccurate and paradoxical self loathing. Plus, you know, jokes and stuff.
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We discuss a chapter that is p thin since Bella is doing interesting things and Edward is not, we learn Rosalie's very obvious secret, and there's this whole metaphor about Bella's lullaby. Also if humans are like potatoes, why is Edward attracted to one?
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BLOOD TESTS, Y’ALL. You know the chapter. You know the story. But now from a WHOLE NEW PERSPECTIVE.
and woof fam, Eddie Boy is on a whole new level. Do humans eat lunch? Don’t ask this eboy with multiple medical degrees. Is your life worth anything if your eyes have no depth? Also don’t ask this same eboy. BUT do we have a whole new appreciation for Bella and the ~DEPTHS~ of her patience for stoopid boys?
You betcha.
Also it’s Melissa’s birthday tomorrow, but we don’t talk about it ‘cause aging is GROSS. No oldies allowed. (jk)
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Y'ALL THIS CHAPTER WAS SO GOOD. Edward gets humbled, goes to Bella's room for the first time, and then asks her on a DATE! And along the way he tells us of his many ~*~torments.
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Is this a chapter with no flaws? Okay, not quite, because it starts out a little rough (Eddie, we can't read your mind), but in the end is it possibly the best chapter of the book?? We have multiple best sentences and not all of us can pick a worst!
Most importantly EDWARD FINDS OUT HE LOVES BELLA.
Thank goodness it's now the future #BidenHarris #sighofrelief #goodday!!
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We enter Chapter three of Midnight Sun and BOY does our boy have some ~feelings~! And he can't explain any of them! But we know what's going on—Eddie wants to SMOOCH. And while we, the ladies of Twilight Phase, love talking about smooching, we also try our hand at ~science~ in this episode. How fast do you have to travel to be invisible?? If you're going that fast, wouldn't anyone you manhandle be pulverized??
Only the important questions here.
Happy Samhain/Halloween to our ghoulish listeners, and don't forget to VOTE!
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Chapter two of Midnight Sun is upon us and WOW does anyone else smell angst up in here??? Go along for the ride as Edward lays in the snow for six days like an emo nerd, sulks around the cafeteria like an emo nerd, doesn't eat Bella in biology which is actually a real accomplishment (!!!!), and then pouts in his car for an hour like an emo nerd.
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We’re back, nerds!! We had our vacation, and we’re just as grumpy and sleepy as always so hold on tight—we’re here for SEASON 3, Y’ALL!
MIDNIGHT. SUN.
That’s right. We read it when it came out, gave you our hot take, and now we’re gonna read it again but get DIRTY in those details.
In this ep, we discuss chapter one, and WOOF surprise we have opinions about everything, including but not limited to the subjunctive tense, em dashes, edward being the dumbest boy in school, and the idea that humanity is both sacred AND pathetic.
It’s good to be back.
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We were shocked, awed, and devastated to learn that SMeyer did not invent vampire content. Hang with us as we discuss the following vamp lore!!!
The Little Vampire
A Discovery of Witches
Vampires Never Get Old
Vampire Diaries
Coldest Girl in Coldtown
What We Do in the Shadows
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We did it y’all. We finished New Moon, and we finished this season. Is this an end of an era? ~shrug~ Is this the beginning of a new, better era? ~shruggg~
But are we gonna be here for an eternity plus a marriage certificate whether you want us or not? You betcha.
But also please enjoy our voices in this, the last ep of season 2, because we ARE taking a break before we dive off a cliff into Midnight Sun. I’m sure we mention how long that break is in this episode, but I simply cannot be bothered to check.
Catch y’all on the flippity flip of Eddie’s melancholy abyss.
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THESE ARE THE BEST CHAPTERS IN THE WHOLE BOOK!!!! They are the culmination of hundreds of pages of angst! There's cozy post-trauma lap sitting, lots of barf-worthy gazing, and the most extra misunderstanding of all time. They DO love each other!!! Who knew?
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Welcome back listeners!!! In this episode we dig deep into the endlessly interesting Volterra architecture, SMeyer's weird obsession with skin, and everyone's favorite psychotic evil vampire overlord: ARO. Basically we took issue with every aspect of this chapter and enjoyed it and ourselves immensely.
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TWILIGHT PHASE GOES COLLABORATIVE! We're as excited as Carlisle teaching a moral lesson to announce that this is our first ever collab episode! In honor of Midnight Sun, we've joined our fellow Twilight Saga podcasters Remember Twilight? and Gender Forking to share our fave moments, play some games, and laugh. A lot.
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This is it: ITALY. We read and reread and re-reread this chapter. The YEARNING. The CLOCK TOWER. EDWARD. Is Stephenie Meyer...an action writer??
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MIDNIGHT SUN IS HEEEEERRREEEEE!!!! This is our spoiler-filled Midnight Sun reaction episode! 600 PAGES OF EDWARD ANGST, LET'S GO!!!!
Next week we'll be back with more New Moon content, and then we'll go chapter by chapter through Midnight Sun. Read along with us and write in to tell us what you think!
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FAM. MORE BREAKING NEWS. (Who woulda thought we'd have a THIRD breaking news episode of this podcast when we started a year ago?? Def not me.)
If you follow us on social, you know we just broke some WILD news: There are claims that SMeyer announced at her Booksamillion launch party that there will be MORE Twilight books. (Whhhhatttttttttttt) Cue: Twilight Phase detectives. We found the news so you don't have to.
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Hey team!!! Here we are, picking up where we left off with last week's episode. This week we ask, could someone PLEASE help Jacob be his best self because he is getting on our last nerve. Why does Bella always gaslight HERSELF? Will Edward give in to his DRAMATIC TENDENCIES? and finally... what's that I smell? THAT'S PLOT BABY! TIME TO GO TO ITALY!!!!!!
And after this, we take a break at the height of drama in New Moon to read Midnight Sun! Keep an eye out for our MS overview pod!
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ALERT ALERT!!! MIDNIGHT SUN IS NEARLY UPON US!!! In the meantime, Alice is BACK and she is harsher than expected!! Listen to us discuss why Alice is so mean to Bella, why Jake is so mean to Alice...and why Bella is so mean to HERSELF!
Listeners, we were on a roll with this episode and it turned out to be ten times longer than took Bella to decide she didn't care Edward was a vampire (i.e. two hours). So we broke it up into two episodes! We'll return next week with the rest of this convo, and in real life we'll be reading MIDNIGHT SUN! 🙏
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Bella jumps off the cliff and Maya almost forgets to mention that the cliffhanger (get it) is that the Cullens have returned...but that's for next time! First we learn more from Jacob, and Bella almost drowns (or maybe does drown), which she's...fine with. Have you noticed Bella knows a lot about cars for someone who doesn't like them, that this is a book club, or that we're GREAT editors???
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We're here to talk FANFICTION!! Woo boy do we have plenty to say. Tune in to hear an actual excerpt from Melissa's vampire deer fanfiction from back in the day!! We go in search of which ships are most popular now, and can't wait to tell you what we were reading during our Twilight phases.
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HEY, FAM. This week we discuss Chapter 14: Family. Bella meets ~the gang~ and sees her very first anger-induced werewolf transformation. Wowee! She also meets Emily, and boy do we have a lot of thoughts about her (or, shall we say, her description?). Jake ALSO continues to use the endearment "Honey," and we continue to hate it.
Will we ever not have strong opinions? Tune in to find out!
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HOWDY FAM in this episode we dig into werewolf mythology big time. Would you decide to turn into a werewolf if you could? And if you turned into a werewolf for the first time would you even know what's happening? Why does Jacob think he can call Bella "honey" all of a sudden??? Like, where does this guy get off???? ALL THIS AND MORE <3 <3 <3
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We may have had some technical difficulties, but we're still bringing you CONTENT. Don't worry, Melissa worked it out. ANYWAY Bella figures out the WEREWOLF THING but insists on some all-or-nothing thinking, and seems ready to accept Jacob as a murderer since she ~~loves~~ him...she really needs to see Melissa's therapist.
Tune in for Bella and Jake's Who's on First conversation and Maya not being able to form mental images.
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We don't believe in much (are narwhals even real?), but we DO believe Jacob is suddenly icky with his bitter eyes and refusal to answer questions. Seems like he believes in vampires, but Bella won't even make him talk about it!!! Even though apparently her most deep down desire was to be a vampire all along...
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Bella finds DUN DUN DUN...the meadow!! Suddenly she's in way more danger than the motorcycle brought. Laurent! Victoria! Giant wolves! And worst of all, Jacob won't call her back.
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Look team, we run the gamut of topics on this episode. From Bella being an "easy bleeder" whatever that means to Bella gaining EMPATHY. Also, why is The Monster assumed to be a giant bear and not bigfoot??? MAKE IT MAKE SENSE. Also Jacob begins to go downhill. RIP. Also, correction to the credits, this is the first episode edited by our very own Melissa! YAY SCHIRM!
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Welcome back!!! These are the forgotten chapters of New Moon, like what even happens through here? Well, Bella meets Jacob's friends, lowkey stalks the Cullen house, and gets weirdly aggressive about Lauren cutting her hair. Oh yeah, and there's a creepy group of hall monitors gone rogue giving Jacob a weird amount of attention... We have some all star letters from listeners in this one AND Melissa's really bad hot take on fridges.
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A Midnight Sun MINISODE!! We're here to finally truly freak out about how Midnight Sun is coming out this year. (!!!) Plus we've got listener messages and hot takes. What are you most excited to read in MS?
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In the latest episode of Twilight Phase, we continue our journey into New Moon. While some may consider chapters 4&5 to be the start of a loooonnnggg, ~boring~ section, we take away some new things we didn’t notice the first read around: Bella is badass?? There is no difference between zombies and vampires?? Bella is still a terrible friend??
TUNE IN and validate our opinions.
Also don’t forget: MIDNIGHT SUN GIVEAWAAAAAAY. Check our social for detes on how you can win.
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We didn't want to read it but you can't skip it: The Breakup. Bella sits in her anxiety and we discuss just how manipulative this break up is...plus Moby Dick (just roll with it) and Stephenie's iconic passing months.
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TRIPLE RED ALERT LISTENERS!!!
Confirmed here in the year of our Lord 2020, Stephenie Meyer is releasing Midnight Sun on August 4th!! You heard it here first (or maybe you didn't!) but this glorious addition to the Twilight Saga is officially happening. Twilight from Edward's point of view...we're blessed.
Listen to this breaking news episode to hear all about how the countdown went...down, our extremely hyped reactions, and to learn how to enter our VERY FIRST GIVEAWAY!!!! We're giving away THREE copies of Midnight Sun to our listeners. It's cause we love you. <3
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We dive into the start of New Moon! Right from the start we get (too much?) Romeo and Juliet, Bella dreading getting old (sexist ageism?), and Edward's blase take on what he'd do if Bella died...fun!! But don't worry, there's lots of good stuff in here too, as you know well...
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RED ALERT LISTENERS!!! Stephenie Meyer has a mysterious countdown on her website! Has she predicted the rapture? Or is the Host getting a sequel? Or is MIDNIGHT SUN FINALLY BEING PUBLISHED??? Listen now to learn why it's almost certainly Midnight Sun, and keep your ears to the ground for the big announcement on Monday!
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This is it! Our FINAL episode about LIFE AND DEATH before we dig into NEW MOON. The ending of this one is an EXTREME departure from TWILIGHT. Spoiler: Beau becomes a vampire and then things get weird. Let's get to it!
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Welcome to part two of our reading of LIFE AND DEATH. This part is delightful popcorn before we dig into the ending in part three. Get ready for the truly wild changes made to the Port Angeles scene, Beau's weak vasovagal system, and seeing lots of women facing off against each other which EXCUSE ME but could have happened in Twilight all along.
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WOW OKAY so we read Life and Death, the gender-swapped Twilight, so that you don't have to. Listeners, it was a journey.
Listen along to be swept up in the thrilling (?), heart-expanding (??), swoony (???) romance between Beau and Edythe (??????). Stephenie Meyer made some choices and we could not stop laughing.
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This is it, y’all. The day we’ve been waiting for. We discuss the FINAL TWO chapters of Twilight. Moment of silence, please.
Honestly shocked and awed we made it. And this ain’t even IT. We’re COMIN BACK for New Moon, and we’re honestly pumped. But until then, tune in and listen to our gross opinions as we conclude the first book in THE TWILIGHT SAGA.
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Our good friend Shelly Romero joins us for a minisode about vampire media! What else did we read and watch, and what did Twilight bring to the vampire genre? What's next for vampires in YA lit today? Also, just take a guess at how many of us wrote Twilight fanfic . . .
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In this ep, we continue to take a deep dive into the whole Bella-Values-Literally-Everything-Else-More-Than-Her-Own-Life thing (it’s her #brand), and how her plans are Smart and everyone else’s are STOOPID. Also James is high-key average? Sucks to suck, I guess. (AYYYYY)
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As Bella breaks Charlie's heart and returns to Phoenix, we dive into why Charlie is the best (guess whose OTP was Charlie/Esme . . .) and how our opinions of Rosalie have changed since our first reads (duh). And when Alice's super-vampire hearing fails us, Bella herself won't. Girl is noble, but she's smart.
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Y'all, we get to talk VAMPIRE BASEBALL. Is there anything better? Plus, the Cullens have like maybe definitely been in trouble with the FBI before, Billy is desperate to influence this plot and absolutely fails, but no fear, Bella has a PLAN! And every one of you knows this is when things heat up...
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Join us with special guest Kass Morgan, NEW YORK TIMES bestselling author of The 100, which was adapted into The CW's hit TV show of the same name!
Kass shares what it was like to work in the industry (and be a fan) when Twilight first came out, her academic opinion about why vampires remain so popular across the ages, and whether she went to a prom-themed Twilight release party (we all did...right?). Plus, hear how Bella influenced The 100!
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Welcome to Episode 5: We take on some classic controversies. Edward reveals he watches Bella sleep. Is anyone in this world tackling vampire science? Bella wears the infamous khaki-COLORED skirt. And perhaps most importantly . . . Are the Swans a milk family?
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We made it into the forest, y’all. We here. In this ep, we learn a bunch of arbitrary facts about Bella, understand how this directly leads to ~LOVE~, and see exactly how made for each other these two lovebirds are. (Matching outfits!) Also, there’s the sparkle.
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We finally get to THINGS HAPPENING this week as Bella starts to solve the mystery. (SAY IT. OUT LOUD.) We also get to the meat of so much of what SMeyer got wrong--did you know the Quileutes are a real tribe in the PNW? Plus, you can listen in for why 50 Shades of Gray makes so much sense as Twilight fanfiction...
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A Twilight-hater infiltrates our midst in our first ever minisode! Taking a break from our regular recap to be joined by the one and only Talia Seidenfeld. What did she think seeing the Twilight movie for the first time as an adult? What vampire power would she have? Why does she hate these books so flingin flangin much?
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Oh no! Bella almost gets crushed by Tyler's van! Will Edward be able to save her in time? (Yes.) Will their relationship get a lot more complicated as a result? (Yes.) Will we see the true beginning of Edward's controlling tendencies? (FIRM YES)
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This first episode comes just in time for the 14th anniversary of the publication of Twilight! Get to know Maya, Melissa, and Olivia . . . and let us take you back to your Twilight phase.
The Twilight series took over the world—briefly. Whether you thought it was the bomb dot com or . . . well . . . not that, admit it: You had a Twilight phase. Join us as we reread, relive, overanalyze, roast and defend, and try to figure out what made the Twilight Saga so powerful that we decided to make a podcast about it fourteen years later. Please don’t let us go into this forest alone. New episodes every week!
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