Torrance’s 15 Minutes: Recent Episodes
Torrance’s 15min.
My 15 minute podcast! Since it’s just me, there’s no need for it to be longer, unless I have a guest. Then maybe 30 minutes....maybe...
Well, i’ve made a major life decision, and folks are BIG pressed about it. Smh. (Recorded March 29, 2024)
T-Murph was in Atlanta, so OF COURSE he’s actually on the podcast, briefly. Then it became a “On the road with Murph” episode. Also, for clarity, no I did NOT do standup…this time. (Recorded March 14, 2024)
Five years ago, I had some interesting topics, PRE-COVID! Then the pajama-jam happened, and shit got different. (Recorded February 19, 2024)
Sooo, this is prossibly my most toxic episode, and I really tried my best to NOT be, foreal. However, i’m not ugly, at all…….(Recorded January, 17, 2024)
John Legend has two of my favorite songs: “Again” and “Another Again”. We SUPPOSED TO BE grown tho…(Recorded December 18, 2023)
Yeaup. I had a birthday, and celebrated in proper form. However, with new age comes bew wisdom. We here! (Recorded November 3, 2023)
What are your hobbies? Do you have any? Not a side-hustle either, but a damn HOBBY, like the airport in Houston..(Recorded October 23, 2023)
Year three in this hoe!! It’s still mine and still in my name! Praise the Lord!! (Recorded September 6, 2023)
I have another guest! This time, it’s Thurst Mac from waaaaaaaaay back! (Recorded August 24, 2023)
Yea. Glasses. Stuff is real fuzzy these days. Literally and Figuratively. (Recorded August 10, 2023)
This is basically the second part of the last joint cuz a LOT was goins on. (Recorded June 22, 2023)
Sooo, this past weekend was my 20 year high school reunion, and a time was had!! (Recorded June 19, 2023)
Ya know, I had to clarify some things, cuz they needed clarifying. (Recorded April 27, 2023)
Yeaup. Rope. Since I give sooo much of it, I figured i’d explain why. (Recorded April 22, 2023)
Soo, we back, and I had the [messy] pleasure of having one of my biggest podcast supporters on the joint. HOWEVER, he was only present for the mess. Smh. LOL (Recorded March 8, 2023)
So, this joint was a long time coming. Like, we was supposed to record before COVID. Yet, life be lifing. Ryan was in town, and pulled up. I hope ya’ll enjoy the laughs, cuz we did for sure! (Recorded February 2, 2023)
It’s 2023, and that means it’s EVERYBODY’S JORDAN YEAR!! We all gonna win, dammit! (Recorded January, 18, 2023)
Look here, if you built for it, or can’t handle it, I don’t recommend. You gotta stay, and I mean STAY on the same page the whole time, regardless. Otherwise……..(Recorded Dec. 12, 2022)
Soooo, I had a birthday a month ago. A friend inquired about doing my podcast, whilst under influences, and…well…here we are. (Recorded October 27, 2022)
Sooo, Spelhouse homecoming was live, and it really brough folks out. One if these folks was an old pal of mines, Steven! I was excited to see the good sir, and we scheduled time to catch up. Why not record it, right? (Recorded October 25, 2022)
Sooooo, it’s homecoming season, SPECIFICALLY HBCU HOMECOMING SEASON! Why not talk about college? I had fun! (Recorded October 24, 2022)
So, I had some company, and the company was the Paynes! They were on a roadtrip and decided to pull up on ya boy for a good ol’ time. We’re clearing talking about nothing, BUT the vibes were vibin. (Recorded September 27, 2022)
My current season is ending, and a new season is getting ready to start. I can feel it, and i’m ready for it. (Recorded August 31, 2022)
I love Autumn, and all her honesty, and she be honest. She’s also the inspiration of this here podcast. My dog. (Recorded July 11, 2022)
Amember me? Yea…I kno. I just…been…..well…….I mean….you know….here ya go! (Recorded June 10, 2022)
Sooo, what better way to come back than with a CELEBRITY!! I got to kick it with my guy Mr. Murph, whilst in New York, and it was a good time! (Recorded May 16, 2022)
It’s amazing how things happen. Here we were, having a conversation about stuff, and I decided to record it. Shout out to the lovely @daniellewritesit for the conversation! (Recorded March 29, 2022)
I meeeeeeeeeean, do what you do, ya know. It’s your business, just don’t be upset when you get caught. Should’ve listened to Donell…(Recorded March 3, 2022)
Aye, shout out to ya’ll. I got a hundred of these joints, and ya’ll be listening to em all. Thanks. (Recorded March 1, 2022)
Everybody wanna be, or think that they, the highly coveted “prize”. Sure. Why not? Men and womenfolk. Go crazy. (Recorded January 20, 2022)
Sooooooo, i’m sayin…why come the break up can’t never be loud as when ya’ll got together? (Recorded January 11, 2022)
Sooo, I’m in line at Chipotle, and buddy walks in, on speakerphone, LOUD AS HELL. (Recorded January, 3, 2022)
New year. New me, but also the same me. I also apologize for the delay. I got a new phone, and have been transferring data and sounds and shit. (Recorded January 1, 2022)
Ok. Your task, Torrance, is to talk about sex, BUT make it tasteful. You can do this. YOU CAN DO THIS!! (Recorded October 17, 2021)
I’ll tell ya what, the “law” ain’t got NOTHIN on society, word to Bill Cosby. (Recorded September 27, 2021)
Bruh! I done been payin’ a mortgage for one whole complete ass year!! (Recorded September 2, 2021)
Nobody asked about a new episode, so either ya’ll have realized i’m tryflin, OR ya’ll just ain’t studdin me no mores. EITHER WAY….(Recorded August 7, 2021)
Well, this was inevitable. Summer is here, and so are vaccines. That means folk are back outside, and in full force. I hate it. (Recorded June 13, 2021)
I recorded this two months ago, but didn’t post it cuz it was some random money thoughts, and didn’t flow with anything. Here it is though. (Recorded March 25, 2021)
Soooooo, some of ya’ll are messy, and wanted to know how them dates went. So, why not indulge ya’ll? (Recorded May 12, 2021)
I finally did it. I broke down, and joined the millions of folks that are swiping left, and right. (Recorded May 2, 2021)
“To live is to suffer. To survive is to find some meaning in the suffering.” - Nietzsche (Recorded April 12, 2021)
Welp, here we are. Still in a pandemic, and it’s been a whole ass year. (Recorded March 11, 2021)
I’m back, and i’m better! I tell you what, that damn rona petty cuz I still can BARELY smell body odor. I can smell everything else, practically, except my damn self. Smh (Recorded February 25, 2021)
I did everything I was supposed to be doing, and still caught the bug. (Recoded January 30, 2021)
Welp, out with the old, and in with the new, right? It just.....umm....don’t feel so new, do it? (Recorded January 12, 2020)
Sooooooooo, I bought a house, annnnnd time hasn’t been quite as inexpensive as it once was, BUT i’m back! For now, maybe...we gon see. (Recorded October 16, 2020)
Something wrong. I hold my head. Chadwick gone. Our [redacted] dead! We gon miss you, bruh. (Recorded August 29, 2020)
Well, I was sitting there, watching this cartoon called “Infinity Train”, and felt compelled to talk about how the brain functions. Also, do ya’ll even read these descriptions? (Recorded August 18, 2020)
Soooo, I THOUGHT I was bout to have a fun summer. I THOUGHT that. (Recorded August 13, 2020) Correction: Lamorne Morris
First, RIP John Lewis. Second, I mean, dating is one thing, BUT let us mix it with a pandemic, and then what?! (Recorded August 1, 2020)
Ya know, why not talk about something else? How bout the summer of 2015, when I decided to do something crazy. Folks at work had me in a prayer circle. (Recorded July 15, 2020)
Why are folks wearing them in the car, alone? I saw a guy driving, wearing a mask, with the windows down. I chuckled. Also, my mana sellin masks for $8, fyi. (Recorded July 12, 2020)
July 4th! Turn up! Naw.....just another day off, that falls on a Saturday. (Recorded July 4, 2020)
Ya know, ever since TI fixed his lips to call Atlanta “Wakanda”, that has been all but proven correct. Smh (Recorded June 18, 2020)
It’s getting hot out there, and I aint jus talking about the weather....(Recorded June 7, 2020)
I mean, yea, stuff is bad, and “normal” is gone, BUT there’s no reason to mope about it. Good stuff is happening too. Focus on that. (Recorded May 17, 2020, I got my date wrong.....oh well)
I kept the tie vague cuz I wanted to focus on one thing, but then started talking about other things, and stuff just came on together 🤷🏿♂️. (Recorded May 6, 2020)
FAN SPECIAL!!! YAY!!! Anyway, Karol was like “I’m gonna be on your podcast” and I was like “Ok”. We talk about single-parenthood, pandemic life, and other stuff. Thank you, Miss Short. (Recorded April 5, 2020)
Well, it’s been a year since I made the decision to record myself talking. In that time, people have given compliments, said it inspired them to podcast, and even provided them relationship advice. Thanks for the support! “It’s like having a conversation with you, but i’m not talking!” (Recorded March 30, 2020)
How’s that self-quarantine going? Lost ya mind, yet? Eat up all ya kids snacks, yet? Getting tired of dressing up for the couch, yet? (Recorded March 25, 2020)
Welp, it’s STILL pandemonium, flights are STILL being cancelled, sports EVERYwhere are paused, and ya’ll wanna buy up all the toilet paper. Good grief. (Recorded March 17, 2020)
It’s PANDEMONIUM!! The president is cancelling European travel! The NBA is cancelling games! Folks ain’t been washing their hands!?! It’s brazy out here!!!!!! (Recorded March 11, 2020)
This one’s kinda random. My cousin is staying with me, this week, since’s he’s on spring break, and he decided to purchase a honeycomb. (Recorded March 1, 2020)
I went to high school with a guy named Gary Grief. This ain’t about him tho...(Recorded February 17, 2020)
Have you talked to somebody today? Naw, foreal. Have you opened up to somebody, and they LISTENED?! Unpack those bags. (Recorded February 7, 2020)
So, this ran long cuz we were having a GREAT convo about BAD black tv/cinema, Martin vs Fresh Prince, Tyler Perry, and good writing. Larry gonna be UPset. (Recorded January 25, 2019)
Who do you appreciate? Where do you go for advice? Who do you vent to? Who puts up with your foolery? Who?! (Recorded January 17, 2020)
MERRY NEW YEAR!!! Hey, folks, i’m back! I took some time to gather myself, and such, and we’re here! 20/20 vision and all that, even though I think i’m bout to be getting glasses soon...(Recorded January 11, 2020)
Wow. Time really does fly though. I remember it like it was yesterday when I was moving to Georgia, and now, lem (11) years later, here we are! (Recorded December 29, 2019)
This was long cuz I had much to say cuz it’s social media. It’s a lot. A whole lot. Like a lot a lot. Like my grandma on facebook and Phillip on instagram a lot. (Recorded December 19, 2019)
Thanksgiving is one of my favorite non-Hallmark holidays! Mainly cuz of the days off from work. The sleep is quite necessary. (Recorded November 29, 2019)
🎵Living in [Atlanta]🎵 is...a thing. Yea, we’ll go with that. A thing, that includes horrible traffic. (Recorded November 25, 2019)
I ain’t mean to be gone, but the inspiration for this flaked. However, I got my thoughts out. (Recorded November 19, 2019)
Essentially, the topic is 15 minutes long, BUT I had a 2 minute introduction. Also, just cuz you’re an adult don’t mean you grown..(Recorded November 3, 2019).
My birthday was yesterday (10/27), and I was thinking about stuff, and reflecting on stuff, as well. (Recorded October 28, 2019)
This is all over, but it is structured. It, honestly, reflects how I feel about sneakers, but it’s still all over. (Recorded October 21, 2019)
So, I updated my phone cuz someone wanted to see my Memoji thing, and in doing so, it created a mess in the recording/uploading process, BUT I found a way. Oh yea, I also recorded some stuff with my favorite uncle. He’s so [cool]. (Recorded October 5, 2019)
So, I wrote “values” and mentioned it a couple times, but this might just be a vent or a rant, but being a home does this stuff to ya boy. (Recorded September 29, 2019)
I casted a pod about “being down with the swirl” or “playing in the snow” or whatever else ridiculousness folks try to label dating outside one’s race. (Recorded September 19, 2019)
Guess who’s bizzack!? I owed her some time, so she came to Atlanta to (re)claim it, and cast another pod. I need to correct myself, tho. I said “lamentation”, during this, and that was the wrong term. Whoops......Enjoy! (Recorded September 10, 2019)
Recently, I was told that I need to “grow up” in regards to dress codes, and goin out. Apparently i’m at the “grown & sexy” age, and need to get in line. Eff dat. (Recorded September 8, 2019)
“I’m too selfish, and I don’t know how I feel about sharing my time” is my response to dating a parent. Kids are......a whole lot. (Recorded September 2, 2019)
At what point did music become so blatant? R&B, in particular? Like......at what point?? (Recorded August 26, 2019)
Well, the time has FINALLY come. You see the title! I got my father on the podcast, FINALLY!! Enjoy. (Recorded August 16, 2019)
A woman once told me that she had to get her emotions in order cuz she never dated someone with so many female friends. I meeeeeeeeeean, 🤷🏿♂️. (Recorded August 12, 2019)
I could’ve graduated in 4, but I kept transferring. I wanted to keep the party going for another year. Also, for those that don’t know, AP means ACADEMIC PROBATION...(Recorded Aug. 5, 2019)
Honestly, if you live over an hour away, that’s too far, cuz I gotta travel an hour to see you, and ANOTHER hour byke?! Naw....i’m cool. (Recorded July 28, 2019)
Sooooo, here’s a concept, have a girl you used to date on your podcast. It’ll be fine...(Recorded July 19, 2019)
In my opinion, if you love music, it’s impossible to have just ONE favorite song. Like...naw. (Recorded July 17, 2019)
A good, RELIABLE, barber is hard to find. Like.......REAL good, and REAL reliable. (Recorded Jun 12, 2019)
Support BLACK business! Recycle the black dollar! All that other stuff too! (Recorded June 28, 2019)
Seriously. No lie. I recorded this joint, then later on, I went to Panda Express. That is a picture of the fortune, from that cookie. 🤷🏿♂️
You ever notice how many pages on instagram are about working out and training and such? Sheesh..(Recorded May 28, 2019)
On this installment, I had the pleasure of speaking with the good homie Camron Smith (I used the whole name cuz he’s a professional). Bad alcohol choices, college days [passing swiftly], philanthropic efforts, and success are the main topics, and more. This was dope. (Recorded May 22, 2019)
Love, there’s so many things i’ve got to tell you.....in 15 minutes. (Recorded May 21, 2019)
Shamika is my cousin. It was her birthday. She wanted to be on my podcast. She had also had about five drinks. (Recorded May 13, 2019)
HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY! I have an idea! How bout I do a joint with my mama!? It’s gonna be great! (Recorded May 11, 2019)
“Sometimes life can keep you down, with your face all in the dirt. Now if you feel that left behind, you need to get up, and go to church.” (Recorded April 28, 2019)
How many [social media] followers does it take to be an influencer? (Recorded April 17, 2019)
Seriously, this one’s random. I just saw this picture on twitter, and had thoughts. (Recorded on April 15, 2019)
I mean, these shows could be a bunch better. Like, a whole bunch. (Recorded April 7, 2019)
My first guest! I was joined by [congested] Kelvin, and we talked about the rise, and fall, of neo soul music, cell phone companies, Cardi B, supporting black businesses, and the then shooting of Nipsey Hussle (in real time). RIP Nip! Oh yea, and Duke lost. (recorded March 31, 2019)
Spring is here, and so is the pollen! Fun fact: after I recorded this, I saw a video on twitter of a helicopter, flying over trees, and disturbing the pollen. I now need a throat losenge. (Recorded March 31, 2019)
Look, Jordan Peele is a genius, and it was good, but it was creepy, as hell, as well, to me...(Recorded March 24, 2019)
I had about 15 minutes to talk about London, and travel stuff. (Recorded March 17, 2019)