Marcus and Sandy Off The Air: Recent Episodes
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What do Marcus and Sandy talk about after their show ends on Star 101.3 in San Francisco? Listen and find out how they really feel about pop culture, news, and each other.
Are you really more likely to get fat once you get into a happy relationship? ...and who is the most susceptible?
This list of stuff guys are uncomfortable doing in front of another dude is stupid. Let's go over it and see how much of this stuff we've done.
You may have seen this headline going around the internet recently. I woman with months to live is asking her husband if she can sleep with her ex one last time. She's wrong for this! ...or is she?
What lessons have you learned that you wish you could go back in time and tell your younger self? Oh boy, how much time we got?
What are those secrets you are keeping from your partner? People online are spilling some juicy ones, but somehow the discussion leads us to talk about all the people we know who are in open relationships?
Making friends can be tough...especially as a busy adult with a job, kids and god knows what else. As the masters of everything, we're going to help you out.
Valentine's coming in hot. Are you ready? Do you care? Marcus still needs to figure out if this is at all a thing at his house, and his Corey going to thaw out Jason's cold heart when it comes to V day? Oh, also, don't use a Snickers bar like THIS, ok?
She was just making those big bucks on Only Fans... she didn't mean to save someone's life!
Would you want to be composted after you're gone? Your family could grow their garden with you! Sounds kinda cool but we have some questions...
Where is the strangest place you ever... ya know... outside of the bedroom and the home? Car? Airport bathroom? Port-o-potty... wait what!?
We've got some "sexy" texts to send your partner while they are at work. Are these too corny though? Plus, how Corey, Marcus, and Jason try to keep the romance alive in their own relationships.
What is wrong with this guy? ...and he's going to give Corey and Jason $10 million each? Dang! Mega Millions... what we would do with the money if we win.
19 year old Only Fans model gets kicked out of her parents house, makes one million bucks, then the parents come to live with her. Dream or nightmare?
Sandy fell in love with a magazine cover model... then found out he's real. She usually falls for stock images or those guys in picture frames at Target. Is there hope of an actual hook up on this one?
Marcus is the closest thing to the "streets" we have around here, so he's gonna drop some knowledge on how to survive out there.
Who is the best drunk? Who could survive the best in prison? Burning questions you have always wondered about the cast of the Marcus & Sandy show will be discussed in depth!
Pro tip for all those coupled up out there: Don't hold in your gas. It's bad for your health. Not that passing gas in front of your partner is sexy, but there are ways to deal with this problem.
This stuff sounds kinda fun and cool, and maybe even looks good in a movie, but actually doing this in the bedroom? Nah...
Is this even real? Jason's thinks these tips for making a woman find you attractive are legit... let's let the actual woman on the show be the judge of that.
It was a relaxing but typical holiday break. Sandy went hiking in Arizona, Marcus went wine tasting, Jason had a vasectomy. ...wait, what?
Stuff that guys think women care about, but they actually don't care at all ...or do they? Sandy drops knowledge on all us dumb males.
The key to a long relationship? No mansplaining! Marcus and Jason know this, but still struggle.
This is the definitive list of things that look cool in porn, but are terrible ideas in real life. Honestly, some of this stuff isn't even cool in porn!
How do you tell you someone F YOU, without saying F YOU? Pro tips for your next passive aggressive interaction.
How are your childhood Halloween memories? For Sandy it involved wanting to be way too sexy at a very young age, and Jason dressing up like a catholic school girl when he was way too old to be doing so.
We had a chance to chat with our dear friend Renel (the voice of the SF Giants) about their huge success this year and her long road to what we call 'Legendary' status as a Bay Area Icon and trailblazer.
We discuss why the team is so great this year, who the hottest player is that Sandy should keep her eye on and root for, and advice Renel has for girls, women, and minorities trying to make it in the business of sports and broadcasting.
One of our listeners is sharing her story of a very odd encounter with none other than Nic Cage! Why is this guy in the news so much right now?
Is dog poop a good way to get revenge on someone? Surprisingly, it happens way more often than we ever realized!
Sandy is back from another amazing trip to Las Vegas, and she's still hot from seeing the Magic Mike live show. Married and coupled up men: Sandy reveals why you absolutely should send your lady to see this show.
What a wild week in the world of Only Fans! They can't take away what we really want, can they? Plus, the types of, umm, "content" that Marcus, Sandy and Jason enjoy the most.
Airplane windows are situated so oddly. Who controls it if it's between two seats? Sandy has extra anxiety when she sits window because she worries about what the middle seat person thinks. Who cares about the middle seat person???
Apps are being banned that help sugar daddies find sugar babies. How rude! Plus, which older celebs are we totally hot for?
What's your most memorable celebrity sighting or interaction? Marcus has had many, and he's even dishing on what he thought was the most awkward and odd celeb interaction... but Sandy and Jason think he made an offensive mistake that pissed this star off.
Mariya Koroleva US Olympic Synchronized Swimming star is on the line with us to discuss the pressures of the games, plus the real deal about drinking, fraternizing, and hook ups in the Olympic village.
Sandy had a really, really good weekend. Well, according to her she did. Everyone else is a little horrified.
Scale of 1 to 10, how much do you want to get freaky with a sexy robot? Does it matter if it just lies there, or does it need to blink and talk to you?
How bad is prison, really? Producer Jason is convinced he could do time. Marcus and Sandy think he would be eaten alive. How a Buzzfeed article convinced Jason he made out for a life of crime.
Marcus is on his way to Palm Springs. That's a long drive and we are pretty sure he isn't allowing potty breaks. Plus, Jason got away last weekend to pretend like he didn't have kids... and it was glorious!
A lot of people think that their spouse is much better looking than they are. Marcus and Jason are just trying to lose a few pounds cause they think their hot wives could bounce them any second.
Here are the compliments NOT to ever give a woman. Whoops, I think Marcus and Jason have said all of these things.
Are you offended when your parents call you and tell you get your childhood crap the hell out of their house? Sandy takes it like her parents are trying to break up with her. Jason is glad to take possession of his old teddy bear... he doesn't want his parents bad energy impacting Sunshine Bear!
Beings from another universe have already arrived according to Sandy. ...and it's being confirmed by the government?
What happens when you check in on people you knew years ago, and find out something so shocking it makes you question how good a person you really are? I mean, we've known producer Jason is sort of a terrible person for a while now, so is this really that crazy?
What are some pro tips if your co-worker shows up nude on your company Zoom meeting? This has happened to, or will happen to everyone, right? Better be prepared!
What if your kid didn't want the name you chose for them anymore? OK, maybe you could deal but if they wanted to be called a mathematical equation, or a plant, or... a stripper name.
Move first, ask questions later. Where would you go if could move anywhere, right now? What's this? Marcus is ready to pick up and leave, if it just wasn't for that pesky father of his!
The person you just talked to probably did not want to be spending time with you. Or, were you dying for any reason to leave the last interaction you had with another human? Good news! We have pro tips to avoid all human contact on today's very informative episode of Off The Air.
Couple chains themselves together for three months... for some reason. What could go wrong? Uhhh, how about the first time someone has to go number 2!??
So a woman is so mad at her husband for "liking" photos of other women on Instagram, she comes up with the most petty Valentine's gift to give him. Sandy and Jason are annoyed, but Marcus understands the danger... he's been trying to tell guys, don't like that photo!
The cat lawyer on Zoom had us dying from laughter, but now he's a viral star, and people are digging up all his past dirt. What if we went viral? What dirt would people find out about us?
Ever try get something that made you break out into hives? Made your palms sweaty and made you shake? Jason is freaking out trying to buy an XBOX, Sandy felt it trying to book a hiking trip, and Marcus' epic freak out trying to get Hamilton tickets is the stuff of legend.
We've got two news stories that are shocking, insane, and hilarious. We discuss, and then it somehow leads to a story of Sandy hooking up with her massage therapist?
Guys can be so stupid sometimes. Gentlemen... put your phone away, and pull up your pants! Ladies are just not into this.
Guy meets sex doll, guy marries sex doll, guy cheats on sex doll with an "object". Who hasn't been there, amirite?
Sandy has a story for the ages in the first episode of 2021. I mean, seriously, how do you do it in a hammock?
Some of us had cute dogs and kitties growing up. Some of us had pet tarantulas... and look out when they escape!
Marcus and Jason have the perfect Christmas present idea for Sandy... a male escort! She seems to like the idea, but we need to iron out a few details before we lay down the black card on this. This is going to get dirty.
I'm so happy that I'm still able to see your Facebook! Not really actually. Plus, Marcus tries to be really artsy with his social media but he's still a nerd... and so much more you should not do online.
Are you ready for a virtual Thanksgiving hangout with your family? We are not... we want none of that.
Election night in America, and we all dealt with the stress in very different ways. ...but why did Marcus' night involve slowly driving by Jason's house? Stalker much?
What's the worst way to start your day? Sandy had her car broken in to last night, and Marcus got a flat tire on the way to work this morning. We just didn't need this today!
Have you ever done something super embarrassing, then lied about it when confronted? We have, and the stories are pretty gross.
There are things you just should not say in bed with another person. Please write this down.
What if instead of saving your money, your goal was to spend every last cent before you die? Sandy is all about it!
Black out drunk stories... what are the worst, and what are ours? Did Marcus really just tell that story about "feeding" a potbellied pig?
Jason had to pee, so where was he supposed to go? Marcus is disgusted... he would never do that to his family.
This savage article about when couples knew their relationship was over has us horrified, but also laughing. Marcus the divorced guy is of course going to drop some amazing stories.
If you could live anywhere in the country, where would you go? Us? Well there are a lot of places we hate... actually sorry, there are a lot of places that hate all of us.
Marcus got a GoFundMe for a turtle. It's kinda sad, but also kinda annoying. Additionally, we spend a good amount of time figuring out how much of a d**k Marcus is.
Woah! Marcus wanted to go there, but Sandy was trying to make it a little more sentimental... don't you miss those crazy ragers with your co-workers, like the annual Christmas party? Wait, Christmas party? What's that?
Let's talk crying at work. OK, now let's talk about that time this past week we almost broke up the show. Wait, what?
What happens when you accidentally stream porn on the TV with the entire family sitting there? Hilarity ensues! Plus, how that topic bring us to talking about Marcus' bathroom habits.
If your co-worker posts a sexy underwear photo online, does that sexy photo exist in the real world???
Forget sexy time during a pandemic, how are you supposed to just date? We've got tips, tricks, and hilarious (...ly embarrassing) stories!
What's something someone said to you once that just crushed you, and you still can't get over it? Someone said something to Sandy once and she still thinks of it every time she takes a photo. Thanks jerk!
Marcus met the perfect man for Sandy. Great news! He blew it though, and didn't make the love connection.
This week we revisit a classic Off The Air episode... Sandy got booked at a comedy club in LA! Cool! Well, actually it's not...it's a big F U as far as we are concerned. Plus, Marcus hears some savage stories from a little old lady that even made him blush.
Marcus is so freaking annoying... he LOST weight during quarantine? Literally the only human in America that this happened to.
I wish I could just sue someone... I'm that bored. Oh wait, I can? Sandy talks about the job that had her hating life, and a story out of Paris gives her hope that someone could pay for what they did to her.
2020 can totally suck it. We are tappin out. Well, we are pretending we are. Where would you go and what would you do if you could just quit life?
Marcus watched 90 Day Fiance... and he has thoughts. He wanted to connect with Sandy because it's her favorite show, but now he's just sad.
You down to go to a strip club where all the ladies are wearing masks? OK, what about a strip club where all the ladies are wearing masks, and there are NO lap dances???
Marcus and Sandy talk about what they’d do if they lost their radio jobs. Both agree they are grossly under qualified to do anything else....
Marcus and Sandy discuss the new videos released by the Pentagon confirming UFO’s...but ARE they little green men, or nah?
Marcus just got an email... and it's pretty strange. They know his password, and they know he's been watching porn. They even have a video of him watching porn!
Quarantine dreams are the freakiest dreams. Sandy will tell ya. Plus, Marcus' house erupts because of...s'mores?
This pandemic can just go to hell already. Marcus was alone on his couch drinking wine and eating special chocolate this past weekend...he had the best time, but he's not proud of that.
Sandy is thinking about starting to online date...but man is it tough. What's with this damn questionnaire??
...not really, but Jason says he might start drinking ONE glass of red wine every night. Watch out! Marcus and Sandy have some drinking pro tips for him.
Sandy is coming to Vegas, and they are rolling out the red carpet! Free money, free suites, free concert tickets, you name it, Sandy gets it!
Do you have those people in your life that will text you, upset that you didn't call them when you were anywhere near their city? So annoying!
Jason has his vasectomy scheduled. He's not embarrassed or nervous about anything... except having to shave in preparation for the procedure. It's pretty tough to get it as smooth as the doctors want it!
What is wrong with people!? Sandy's internet trolls now want to be her bff? We may be doing something right though if this is the type of reactions we are getting out of people.
The case of the Indian wooden arm comes to a conclusion. Also we talk about the random stuff we have stole while drunk.
Marcus and Sandy discuss how old they feel. Lot's of 90's reminiscing! Taking it back to the Color Me Bad, Paula Abdul, All 4 One, Bobby Brown days.
We discuss brothels, why we love smoke smells, and how male escorts are now paid to listen.
New decade, new us!? We talk about Jason's new baby, Sandy's new bod, Marcus' dry January, and Josser's love of the D.
On today's classic episode of Off The Air: Everyone discusses their weed use now vs then ...but Jason is a super uptight square and killing our buzz. Then, Marcus teaches us how to vape on a plane. It may involve sticking your head somewhere a little nasty... but it's worth it?
On this classic Off The Air podcast replay, Sandy is so obsessed with the Sister Wives TV show, she thinking about becoming one!?
Sandy got hit on at Starbucks cause she looked like a homeless person. Sexy! Plus, we learn Marcus is a terrible person who led a woman on for an entire year. That, and so much more!
Jason saw boobies at the airport, and he thought it was super weird. Marcus and Sandy don't quite understand what the big deal is.
Marcus and his wife sneaked into a cruise ship buffet last night because they were buzzed and HUNGRY! Now he's feeling like this much of a criminal... but honestly what would be criminal is missing out on that oxtail over rice.
Sandy made some new friends in Vegas, but at a certain point they had to run away. Plus, Jason had a photo removed from Instagram because it violated standards. Scandalous!
Marcus had the most ghetto Halloween costumes when he was a kid! Sandy was trying to make her costumes "sexy" when she was a little kid but her Mom wasn't havin it.
We had an amazing and heartwarming story to share. All was great until it went sideways and everyone started arguing about manicures. Now what do we do?
Marcus is shocked to see business women walking the streets of San Francisco smoking like it's no big deal... but it isn't a big deal anymore, is it? On a related note, he is seriously considering setting up his daughter to sell girl scout cookies outside a dispensary.
Sandy spent the weekend at her parents house recovering from her knee surgery. It brought back a ton of memories, and triggered a lot of food related issues. I didn't know pizza was a perfect after surgery dinner...
Sandy got booked at a comedy club in LA! Cool! Well, actually it's not...it's a big F U as far as we are concerned. Plus, Marcus hears some savage stories from a little old lady that even made him blush.
Sandy hates a number of catch phrases that Marcus uses...Marcus is legit hurt! Plus, can you reply to a text message 3 months after you received it?
Marcus' wife gets asked something way too often, and everyone means well, but it's very awkward and irritating.
About ten years ago Marcus had a stalker that would send him thousands of photos of her... well, it was close up and, yea. Plus, Jason joked about going to the gym once, and now Marcus is obsessed with getting swole.
Sandy is thinking about getting a nose job? Where did this come from? I mean, you know everything on Instagram is fake, right? Plus, Marcus' daughter is stepping up the physical abuse of her father. Should we be worried?
Marcus can't understand why Jason is so triggered today. Being an adult is tough! Plus, Marcus made 17K a year when he was a kid and he was so stoked!
Sandy wants Marcus to go full troll so he can release all his anger and tell people how bad their grammar is. Jason thinks Sandy should pay for it, and he has a list of reasons why it's a fool proof plan. That, plus so much more!
Marcus kissed his babysitter when he was 7, and he thinks this is totally normal. This leads to everyone telling their first kiss stories, and then somehow we discuss when Sandy is going to finally go to Burning Man?
Marcus got fangirled over this past weekend and he's still getting over it. OK Marcus we get it, you LOVE being famous! LOL.
Sandy was Facebook creepin on her ex and discovered he has a new girlfriend... and she's putting WAY too many heart emojis on their photos together. Screw this noise! Our ex's are supposed to be miserable!
Jason got triggered when someone used his bathroom because he is a heartless jerk, and Sandy is lusting after dudes a lot rougher than any of us thought she was attracted to.
Jason's wife wants to rent out their house to make a few extra dollars, but he's having a panic attack just thinking about it. Marcus has been a creeper, so he's able to break down what guests in a strange house do when they are left alone.
Marcus couldn't remember a guys name he had met a million times, so instead of just biting the bullet and asking him, he went into full on creeper mode. This is honestly embarrassing.
420 fest! Marcus remembers the time he just wanted to be one of the boys and smoke weed at the Foo Fighters show. Sandy tells a similar story about being high with Chris Stapleton ... all the while Jason sits in judgement.
Marcus was at a really nice house with a ton of people the other day when he had a bathroom emergency. Old Marcus would have handled this a certain way, but this is the new, evolved Marcus...
Marcus is planning a debauchery filled boys only trip, but his choice of destination has the rest of the show confused. Look, he just wants to be on a plane for 15 hours alone so he can drink and sleep.
The struggle was real when we were young, and needed to...release... well, ya know. We didn't have the internet, we had old magazines and scrambled TV channels!
Sandy came THIS close to graduating college, but she left because she was offered what seemed like a ton of money at 19 years old for her first full time job. Marcus isn't that much better though... he dropped out too, so he better simmer down with all the judgement.
Sandy talks about her absolute love of Hooters, and Jason craps all over it. Plus, this somehow leads to Marcus talking about dark yet hilarious memories from his strip club days.
Marcus has porn on his phone and a) his daughter almost saw it, and b) it's somehow Jason's fault. OK. Also, Jason is a failure at life again... he forgot it's Mother's Day this weekend.
Kylie Jenner's over share on Instagram sets off a debate about how much is too much. Telling your baby daddy to F you... too much? Getting emotional about something you are passionate about though?
Sandy had an adult film fail recently. It involves an iPhone, her car, and some real loud noises. Meanwhile Marcus is dealing with his mother being in town and it's slowly driving him nuts.
Marcus' mother thinks we all just become more of ourselves the older we get. Frighting! We hate ourselves! Also, the proper way to deal with haters and trolls.
Sandy is thinking about becoming a sister wife. Wait...what!? This "savage" Facebook group she has joined dedicated to her favorite TV show isn't helping... or is it?
Marcus is trippin cause Sandy is going on a road trip all by herself... dude chill she travels alone all the time! Also, is it creepy Marcus is now BFF's with the deputy that gave him a speeding ticket last month?
Is Sandy judging Jason for "stealing" food from hotels? He has a damn family to feed! Also, Marcus is triggered by these new laws in Utah.
Sandy wants to be buried under a tree in a take out food container, Marcus wants to go on the cheap, and Jason wants people crying in the streets. Plus, Marcus is mad about being Mexican, but looking white.
Sandy had an awkward encounter with her therapist in the restroom, which somehow gets us on to making fun of Marcus for pulling a "do you know who I am?" moment with the deputy that pulled him over a while ago. Not really, but it was fun to tease him.
Sandy is a little jealous Marcus and Jason are in a relationship, but the guys explain it's not always a happy 50's TV show everyday. Plus, Jason reveals that almost but not really gay experience that one time.
We weigh on the totally legal thing underage kids are buying at the grocery store to get loaded, which leads us of course of our own stories of drinking, gambling, and shenanigans. Plus, Sandy reveals her aura reading results... umm, your vajayjay has its own reading? Cool!
Back to basics on today's episode: Panic attacks when the public toilet won't flush, and what to do with a man who is too small...down there.
Marcus' yogi Amber joins us to discuss Marcus and his yoga journey. Marcus reveals he is afraid of goats, Jason and Sandy are loving the heart stone, and Marcus finds his soul mate through Oracle cards.
Marcus was frying wings at his Super Bowl party and it was turning people on. Right in front of his wife though? Dang lady! Also, Jason once again ruining the show?
Jason's kid bit someone yesterday, and he is freaked the F out. Sandy diagnoses him with catastrophize-fever. ??? Yes, that's a real word. Plus, Marcus really wishes he knew karate so he could have thrown down at recess 30 years ago.
Everyone discusses their weed use now vs then ...but Jason is a super uptight square and killing our buzz. Then, Marcus teaches us how to vape on a plane. It may involve sticking your head somewhere a little nasty... but it's worth it?
Both Marcus and Sandy faced big moral dilemmas recently. Marcus had to bail on his long time friend so he could sit 5th row SJ Sharks, and Sandy is being honored as "Ms. Milpitas" (LOL), but really wanted to go to Los Angeles instead.
Sandy is back in studio after being out sick, and she's sooo excited about the possibility of having to move again. Later, Jason has an absolute break down over his son's upcoming birthday party. Marcus thinks he can save the day with some folding chairs. This and more on today's episode!
Back with a new podcast for 2019! We talk about what we got for Christmas, how Sandy's parents are keeping her cooking for one, and how Marcus' wife might think he is a little too big.
Marcus is out today, on vaca in Hawaii. Jerk! J/K Sandy and Jason are holding it down on today's show talking about Christmas plans, the joys and annoyances of cruising like a senior citizen, if online dating is going to be effective in 2019, and Jason feeling like a failure in the Target parking lot.
A cautionary tale today of what happens when you drink and play video games at the same time. ...although Marcus may be able to handle it since he's an advanced drinker. Sandy and Jason on the other hand, not so much.
If we got caught up, how would we survive in prison? Serious but silly question...and we all have a plan! Plus, Marcus and Jason are addicted to Red Dead Redemption 2, but Marcus is having major horse problems.
Today we talk about shocking stuff parents have found on their kids phones, and how freaking scary it is raising kids. We tell stories of all the bad things we did growing up, which makes us even more freaked out about our own kids.
It's already time for Christmas! Marcus gives out fatherly advice on how to survive the holidays with a baby.
The team goes over their Thanksgiving holiday plans. Marcus is so excited to be a chef super star, Sandy is going far away to Arizona to find herself, and Jason is very angry at the entire holiday in general.
We say hello to the show's new executive producer Jason, and learn about how he and Sandy used to date. How the heck are they going to work together!? Later we discuss awkward hook ups, talking during sex, and when to cut a friend loose.
Marcus talks about feeling guilty for not responding to every birthday message on FB; Sandy reflects on her 3-year anniversary of her knee surgery and her next crazy fitness goal. And.....dirty massage parlors. You're welcome!
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Marcus and Sandy talk about the quickest way to get a guy to call you back… We have a guest on this episode, our coworker Josser. He helps us clear some things up in the relationship world. Sandy is dealing with someone who is an awful texter and she wants to know if this normal behavior. This episode is really explicit FYI, here’s your warning.
“Sex is better with emotional unstable people” that’s the headline of an article we found… Do you think this is a true statement? Marcus seems to agree. He shares some personal stories to back up his opinion. Sandy talks about her ‘crazy chick’ moments in past relationships… Have you ever dealt with someone “crazy”?
We talk about relationship nicknames… Sandy’s guy calls her “darling”,she explains how she feels about it. Some new drama popped up regarding Meghan Markle’s ex-husband and it’s not good! Marcus’ daughter said something to him before she went to bed last night that shocked him!
Sandy is getting ready for her date with her man-friend and there is a lot involved with women “getting ready”… Marcus and Sandy talk about their personal weird quirks because Kristen Bell wears gloves in the pool so her hands won’t wrinkle. We talk about how getting older and trying to lose weight is a serious struggle…
Marcus talks about bathroom etiquette for men… Sandy tweeted her celebrity crush and invited him to SF to go on a museum tour, maybe he’ll respond! Marcus then decided to tweet him too… The “Internet Rabbit Hole” is REAL.
Sandy loves dirty talk. She explains that everyone has their own way of dirty talking and some don’t prefer it at all. Marcus says men only dirty talk for one reason…
Marcus realized how he had to step his game up after he hung out with this “Super Dad” in Tahoe. Needless to say Marcus felt a bit emasculated. Sandy performed comedy on a cruise this past week and her only, biggest, fear actually happened. Marcus also shares a story about a “guy’s night” he had during vacation…
Marcus's 3-year old daughter MAY ruin his career, and Sandy had the LEAST "Vegas" day in Las Vegas....ever.
Sandy is super jealous of her parent’s life. Her parents are going to Happy Hollow for a Senior Citizen walk… Marcus thought you needed a kid to go to Happy Hollow, guess not. Marcus’ family lost two family gold fish over the past week, but secretly he wanted them to die so he could get better fish. This Friday, Marcus has his FIRST cooking competition at The Four Seasons in Palo Alto and he is excited but nervous AF.
Marcus talks how Sandy and her friends treated him like a ‘booty call’ Friday night. Sandy had to help her dad set up a Facebook account over the weekend and found out she has a relative in the East Bay she’s never even met! A Grandma ‘dropped mic’ on Marcus at a memorial service.
Tickets for our iHeart Radio Music Festival are on sale NOW! Go to iheartradio.com/tickets for more details… The LINEUP THOUGH, amazing! Sandy talks about when she went to the #iHeartFestival last year and how she got to interview festival goers off the street! Marcus went to a concert last night and only got 4 hours of sleep but did surprisingly well on air today… Sandy is going to a dueling piano show Saturday night in SF; she’s been obsessed with them since visiting Nashville. Marcus thinks Sandy describes him using the worst adjectives ever! Then they argue…
There's an actor in LA who says he can't get work because his "johnson" is too big. Marcus talks about his own, and Sandy remembers "D**ks of Christmas past."
Dildos and Condoms are ruining the environment… Sandy mentions how she signed up for a 75 mile bike ride this weekend and she hasn’t rode her bike in 2 months; it might be a bad idea. Marcus is convinced his Abuela made him fat or as he would say ‘husky’. If you won 35 million dollars, but your life partner goes to jail, and the only way to get them out is to spend 34 of the 35 million dollars, would you bail them out or leave them in jail?
Marcus finds out that HE'S someone's celebrity crush, plus he geeks-out over Bay Area home prices on Zillow! Sandy talks about her late-birthday plans with her parents....which include a photo shoot at an alpaca farm, and a casino. Because of COURSE!
On today’s podcast we talk about a woman who copied and pasted another person’s linked in profile and actually got four different good paying jobs because of it! Sandy went to Nashville for her birthday, she had a goal to hook up with a cowboy but this happened instead… We also talk about Marcus and Producer Jenna sending Sandy a birthday amenity while Sandy was in Nashville for her birthday this past weekend. Marcus called the hotel and had the woman who worked in amenities write the most inappropriate card, we recorded the entire call. It’s the Best. Call. Ever.
Memorial Day weekend is here and Sandy is heading out of town on a mini vacation to Nashville for her BIRTHDAY (Sat May 26th)! She talks about her plans while in Nashville and how the only two people she knew out there can't hangout! Marcus talks about 'unsolicited' third base and how that is the way to a man's heart, agree? He tells a story about meeting a random couple and telling the man’s girlfriend that she should be heading to third base at least once a quarter.
Marcus went to Vegas over the weekend and enjoyed it a little TOO much....to the point where he got yelled at and almost thrown out! Also, Sandy had a girl's weekend and COMPLETELY stopped caring about her weight-loss plan. And.....a woman who failed a drug test by microwaving her own piss. Yeah, you read that correctly.
WARNING: ADULT LANGUAGE- Marcus went to Vegas over the weekend and enjoyed it a little TOO much....to the point where he got yelled at and almost thrown out! Also, Sandy had a girl's weekend and COMPLETELY stopped caring about her weight-loss plan. And.....a woman who failed a drug test and caused a hazmat situation at a convenience store when her microwaved pee exploded. Yeah, you read that correctly.
'Hot as balls' is now an official temperature. Sandy is going on a girl's trip this weekend, and the text exchange between her and her friend is ridiculously boring but they are both so excited to go! Marcus is heading to Vegas with his wife today for the first time in a decade! Marcus had an interpersonal situation with a stranger a few days ago and needs your opinion.
We talk unfriending dead people on Facebook. Sandy has a crush on this guy at her gym and he thinks she’s “cute” but he is apparently too shy to do anything about it. Marcus is currently pissed off at his daughter because she is such a picky eater. People with kids, do you deal with this?
Sandy actually was able to say no to peer pressure this past weekend, and she's super proud of it. We talk about husbands saying inappropriate things to their wives and why. Marcus gives a sex robot update.
Marcus and Sandy talk about the guilty Bill Cosby verdict, guys and their d**k obsession, and why it's bad to stalk your exes online. Enjoy!
Well it’s 4/20 and it’s Friday so this is our 420 Friendly podcast. This episode definitely 18+… We talk about our most memorable stoner experience. PSA don’t do drugs.
There is a chlamydia epidemic in the koala world… Don’t worry we explain. Sandy got super annoyed during a call when she was just trying to pay a bill. SF issues cease and desist on Scooters.
Marcus pulled a semi- douche move this weekend and if Sandy was there she would have flipped. Marcus and Sandy share their thoughts on Coachella. Marcus’s neighbor did the one thing that Marcus hates so much, he explains. Speaking of neighbors, Sandy saw her neighbor naked… Awkward.
Marcus feels like women can blame their bad moods on anything… Sandy is performing at the Improv in San Jose this weekend and she has a question. Marcus took his daughter to his dad’s doctor appointment and he thinks his daughter may have seen too much. Update on Tristan Thompson, there’s a 5th woman now! Did you hear about the minivan who went off the edge of Devil’s Slide? The driver actually survived, we have video on 1013.com/MarcusandSandy!
Someone left a message on our FB telling us “to be the change” referring to us talking about “Good News” and then posting the Tristan/Khloe situation; we talk about why we did that. Sandy is performing comedy on a cruise and she just got her entertainment package… There are a lot of RULES. Marcus had a really boring server at dinner last night, and she kind of ruined dinner. He wasn’t sure how to handle it… Should he talk directly to the server, talk to the server’s manager, or just let it go? Marcus is getting trolled on Facebook by an old grandma in Italian about the way he cooked his pasta…
Sandy had a proud moment over the weekend… She shares. Marcus went to a restaurant opening and wasn’t sure how honest he should have been... He’s worried he offended him on his opening night. Marcus tells a story about a guy who gets his “manhood” stuck in a park bench, we go way far left… You’re welcome in advance.
Sandy talks about a guy she's seeing who actually steps up, makes plans, and asks her about her day. Groundbreaking. We talk about crying at work and about that one time we got fired and un-fired. Marcus hates healthy cooking and also needs your Vegas recs. He and his wife are headed there for the first time in almost a decade. SAD right?
Marcus and Sandy talk about why a Saudi Prince kicked out hotel guests at The Four Seasons in Palo Alto this week! Also, a pedestrian yelled out a SUPER offensive word at Marcus....and Sandy had a phone sex FAIL.
Marcus tells a great viral story about a lunch thief getting caught! Sandy doesn’t understand why everyone else seems to win the lotto except for her. Sandy’s having a change of heart about a friendship. She had gone on a trip with her to Hawaii and it was awful, but now two years later Sandy is thinking about reaching out to her. Sandy wants to know, is it a bad idea? Marcus shares a story about how he had to bury his friendship with his oldest friend.
It's our 100th episode (THANK YOU!!) and it's a saucy one. We disagree on what constitutes actual sex. Sandy gives us an update on being a Maid Of Honor for the first time(she hasn't been fired yet), Marcus talks about what it's like to live in a beach town when the weather is nice (he lives in Half Moon Bay) and how disrespectful and messy people are to the beaches on the Coastside when they come on the weekends. He tells us about the worst driving move he saw last week. Sandy talks about how terrified she is to get back on her road bike after a long break.
Something really rude went down in the studio, Marcus shares the story. “Sleep Divorce” is a new thing that could possibly save a marriage. Marcus talks about how he’s difficult to sleep with. We talk to the Assistant Coach Willie Green to the Golden State Warriors about the playoffs, what he loves to eat most at the oracle, and more!
Marcus and Sandy talk about their weekends. Sandy just got back from Vegas and she feels badly that she always seems to miss big political rallies like March For Our Lives. Sandy was concerned that posting her Vegas photos on Saturday would have been insensitive to the March For Our Lives movement, do you ever feel this way? Marcus got called out on Facebook by the guy’s mom who he made a ‘your mom’ joke about; it got awkward. Sandy got a really nice compliment from a guy, she shares. Marcus went to ‘Daniel Tiger Live’ with his family and he explains that people handle situations way differently at an adult concert than at a kid concert.
Marcus and Sandy talked to Comedian Bob Saget- he's at the SJ Improv all weekend! (5 shows) Bob talks about his comedy special, how he tries NOT to offend anyone, and his love for comedy and his family.
Sandy can’t stop watching the trailer for Meghan Markle and Prince Harry’s new Lifetime special “A Royal Romance” (go to 1013.com/marcusandsandy), she can’t wait to watch it on May 13th! We talk about how much money you need to make in the Bay Area to be rich… Warning, it may depress you. Marcus is obsessing over the show “Narcos,” do you watch? Speaking of obsessions, we all go through obsessions here in the studio; we share our current obsessions. Marcus tells us a story about a guy who lost his thumb in a wood carving accident and he decided to use his big toe to replace it.
Have you heard the VW Bus is making a comeback? Sandy thinks the new version of the bus cute and Marcus has a love/hate relationship with it. Marcus talks about how most people are reluctant to send food back while in a restaurant. Sandy wants to find a way to disable comments from men on IG… Sandy shares a story from the weekend about this. Marcus feels like if guys don’t approach you, it means they aren’t interested. Sandy just wants to have a guy to actively try to date her.
Marcus explains how he parties for St. Patrick’s Day and it proves he’s old. Marcus’ daughter is the birthday QUEEN. Kids freak out about the weirdest things, we talk about our weirdest freak-outs as kids that we can remember. We talk about the “Fattest Cities in America,” we give you the top 10... Marcus has a weird story about a girl and a samurai sword… Sandy finally gets her much needed spa today and she can’t wait!
None of the men in Sandy’s life actually follow through and she’s annoyed about it. She thinks it might have to do with her career? Young Marcus on the other hand used to use radio to get girls. Marcus loves to avoid fees and he is shameless about it. He tells us a story about a guy who burned his house down to avoid fees and now he is Marcus’ hero. Sandy thinks Marcus avoided fees constantly is gross. Stephen Hawking passed away and Sandy quotes him on artificial intelligence; she’s even more terrified about robots.
We talk “Goat Yoga”. Weird we know but one of our co-workers is actually doing this with his wife this weekend. Marcus had an awkward ‘birds and the bees’ moment with his 3-year-old daughter when the pony she was going to ride got a little too excited. Sandy had the most hilarious comedy booking; it’s so funny she saved it just to talk about it on the podcast… Daylight savings time sucks and everybody hates it just as much as we do. We asked people on our Facebook to describe how they felt about losing an hour of sleep in ONE word, and well, we’re seeing a common trend.
We debate whether or not people who are overweight are really as happy as they say they are. We discuss new words added to the dictionary like 'dumpster fire' and 'mansplaining.' Marcus asks Sandy to actually demonstrate mansplaining so he can stop doing it. A dad made his bully son run a mile to school for three straight days. Is this good parenting or just more bullying itself? This and more. Thanks for listening!
Happy Monday, well maybe not so much for Marcus… He isn’t feeling well today. Sandy got a cute text from mom about her 6th year anniversary being on air at iHeart. Sandy is STILL hungover from Saturday night but it was totally worth it! We have some great news about California; we ranked dead last in the quality of life, mostly because we’re a**holes. Marcus tells a funny story involving Axe body spray and a cigarette.
We talk about things we've stolen and Marcus confesses that, after getting caught, he had to leave the state. Sandy talks about how movers were over at her house RIGHT after she cooked eggs and the smell was unbearable. Have you ever noticed the look on your Dad's face when you ask him a hard question and he's trying to decide whether to lie to you or not? All that and more in today's podcast!
We talk about the new "Amnesty Boxes" at the Las Vegas airport that you can now drop your "party materials" in after the weekend, a "present" that Marcus and his wife found in an elevator in Livermore, and the reason you should never cheat on the mother of your children.
Marcus and Sandy interview Keala Settle, an actress/singer from Hawaii and Marcus "fanned-girled" out! They talked about her smash hit, "This Is Me", from the new movie "The Greatest Showman"; and the unusual way she was cast for that song! (Hint: it involves whiskey!)
Marcus and Sandy think that it's weird and rude to post photos of people's license plate numbers and faces to social media posts even if they did something bad... Can't people get in trouble for that? Sandy had a really awkward encounter with a guy at her apartment complex last night and isn't sure if he "hit on" her...
Marcus discusses a feature on Instagram that has him freaked out. We also talk about an Olympic Men's Figure Skater and how we feel sorry for him because he completely choked in the competition yesterday because he got into his own head. Sandy is getting something called a "microblade" for her eyebrows even though she has no idea what it is. Marcus has learned something really gross about slowly becoming vegetarian that he did not expect. #WhoCanRelate
Sandy just got back from India… She wanted to purchase alcohol while in India and it was a scary experience because alcohol is illegal. It’s a pretty funny story but super scary! She was paranoid in India, even the monkeys steal things from you! There’s a machine where people can literally take your credit card info just by walking next to you. Marcus has first world problems here at home… He has tickets to ‘Book of Mormon’ and he can’t go, does anyone want to buy them? He decided to post them on an app called “Next Door” and got really annoyed with a reply, he tells the story.
Sandy is going out of town this weekend for a wedding in Austin, Texas. Marcus is watching his daughter tonight so his wife can go out to karaoke with the girls and he was not invited! Today on air we talked about a mom who charges her 5-year-old rent, we discuss. Sandy is stressed out with always trying to please someone and she is learning how to take control of her own life and time. Her trainer is kind of going through the same thing so she shares a story he told her.
We had a guest on our podcast today, her name is Panna and she is sixteen years old. She is Marcus' neighbor and wants to get into radio so she sat in for the morning. She made us feel super old especially when we asked her what age is considered "old" and she said 45 LOL Marcus asks her lots of questions in hopes to be better prepared for the future with his daughter. If you have a kid, this info is pretty insightful!
Sorority girl was detained in Dallas by TSA for taking out her “finger guns”… A man lost a fist fight with a bear in Florida. Marcus is obsessed with these short stories, Sandy not so much. The Queen of England wears a D Cup; random we know. Meghan Markle had to get rid of all her social media accounts and we couldn’t imagine; we explain.
There was a guy in Britain who is suing a shop owner because he hurt his testicles while he was robbing the shop owner’s place… Sandy took a trip to LA for a few hours yesterday and she got the best email from Southwest after an interesting experience. Sandy is asking for suggestions about her trip to India. Marcus has to tell his wife something and if he waits any longer it will be awkward. Marcus has the best story about his daughter asking for him to give her a bath.
Sandy had the most annoying thing happen to her on FB and she talks all about it. She needs to stop being such a “people pleaser”… Marcus talks about how a man under the freeway changed his life. They had some other topics they weren’t able to get to, however they will get to them on the next episode…
We have lots to cover on this episode of ‘Off The Air’… New Year, new stuff! Penis bleaching. Yup! It’s literally a thing men are doing. We were discussing sleep walking and talking in the studio and wanted to share our stories. Sandy had a co-worker that had a sleep eating disorder, she explains. Sandy had a heart to heart with her parents. Sometimes we all need a hug.
Sandy is flying to India for a wedding in 30 days and we are all kind of nervous about it. People are giving her tips and Sandy expresses her concerns. Marcus gives a “sex-robot” update and Sandy could care less. Marcus just came back from Cabo for his wife’s birthday and had a BLAST. It was back to reality when he returned… It all started with a bowl of spaghetti.
An all New Year episode! We talk about our past New Year’s Eves and now how we party… What kind of a “new year person” are you? Sandy doesn’t like the crowds or the hype, she rather hide. Marcus wants to be VIP all night so he doesn’t have to deal with all the BS that comes with it. Marcus did something to his wife on a past new year’s eve and she still hasn’t let him forget about it!
We talk about our family traditions during the holidays. We also talk about how to drink with dignity during the holidays… Marcus doesn’t agree with some of these. We give our preference on holiday drinks, and shots is not one of them. Marcus needs people to he is a “pro” when it comes to drinking… Sandy has decided that her amily tradition may need to change. She explains. Marcus talks about his family traditions, one of them being, opening one gift on Christmas Eve. What are your traditions?
Sandy thinks her parents are over her. She feels like she is trying to buy their love; she explains. They even cancelled on her tonight! How long should sex take? We cover that and it’s not very long. FYI Canadians and Americans take the longest… Producer Jenna gave Marcus and Sandy a really weird, gross fact about dolphins that Sandy can’t deal with it.
Sandy talks about a really awkward situation she had in her hotel room… She barely slept because she was worried she was going to miss her flight and THIS didn’t help. Have you ever been in a hotel room and heard what Sandy heard? Marcus can relate to Sandy’s story and shares his experience from a wedding. Marcus talks about a funny story he read, about a guy who was in a high speed chase from the police and crashed because he was looking up directions on google maps.
In this episode we go off on fake Youtube videos that get massive hits...so annoying. Plus, what's up with the "tag a friend" trend on social media? Sandy talks about cruising for hot dads at Christmas in the park in San Jose and what it might be like to date someone with kids. Marcus tells us about a convo he had with a woman who turned him down for a date back in the day and why it's important to believe in yourself in that moment. Also, they just released the President's fast-food order according to an old staffer and it's gonna make you barf.
We have an update on Sex Robots…There are ‘stripper robots’ now. Sandy calls Marcus out for dancing around subjects. We talk food at strip clubs. Marcus had an awkward run in with a co-worker in the bathroom, he explains. Marcus told his cooking disaster story on air this morning and we got the best call from a listener who had a cooking sex story fail; it made our day, it will make yours too.
There is a video on the blog about a delivery driver taking a dump on someone’s lawn and it was caught on camera. Marcus then started to think about how hard it can be for drivers to find a bathroom so what are they supposed to do? Marcus and Sandy are so stressed about December… Sandy is trying to make enough time to see her friends but her friends are making it difficult to make a date. Marcus’ month is already booked solid! Hard Rock Café is revamping their menu along with gift items and we are looking forward to visiting!
Let us give you the first warning about this episode. We talk, magic mushrooms, Digi Sex Robots, and Massage Envy scandal. Sandy literally said the funniest comment when talking about the Massage Envy scandal, Marcus couldn’t believe it came out of her mouth. Would these ‘digisexual’ people really rather have sex with robots than real people? Why? Marcus tells us what ecstasy was originally used for.
Prince Harry and Megan Markle are getting married and we are SO EXCITED! We talk relationships and everything that comes with it. Marcus feels like honesty is one of the biggest factors in having a good relationship. Producer Jenna is confused about the ‘kind of date’ she had over the weekend, we try to help. Marcus gushes over wife and remembers when they were dating. Girl Scouts came up with a PSA for the holidays about establishing boundaries with hugs…
We are convinced tech appliances like “Alexa” are constantly invading our privacy. We just got cameras in the studio and we’re not happy about it. Sandy is annoyed with dating apps. There is one thing in particular that is bothering her on this new spiritual dating app she’s on. Marcus gives his opinion and advice on dating apps even though he hasn’t ever been on one. He believes in “being the person you want to date” and then you’ll meet the right person.
A teacher gave some students the weirdest most unacceptable quiz. Marcus has the most awkward Thanksgiving because all his step dads will be there. Sandy talks about Blake Shelton and how he won the ‘Sexiest Man of the Year”. It’s important to have the same morals with someone you’re dating, here’s why. Marcus shares a shoplifting story…
We talk about the Louis CK allegations and the fact that he admitted they are all TRUE. Marcus can't believe that dudes are comfortable just pulling it out in public or in front of strangers and thinking it's ok. He's pretty sure he would get laughed out of the room. Sandy is afraid to get judged because of HER reaction to what Louis CK did.
Marcus also talks about how "family movie night" with his daughter is impossible because she refuses to watch any kind of conflict in movies. Is this going to affect her later in life.
We talk about the tricks casinos don’t want you to know about and speaking of casinos, Sandy has a confession about Vegas. Sandy says it’s impossible to not be a fat a** during this season and the holidays. Something about this weather that makes you want to eat badly and just wear sweatpants all day! For example Sandy is getting a delivery from two different sweet shops today and how can she say no? Marcus is jealous of women because of the sweatpants they get to wear.
States favorite reality TV shows… Can you guess California’s? Marcus realized he has to say the most random things to his daughter when trying to discipline her. Sandy figured out she makes REALLY bad decisions when she’s tired, here’s why. Marcus and Sandy relive the first time they met and they got wasted with each other. There’s a guy that will impersonate a family figure (like a father, uncle etc.) in Japan and he gets paid for it.
It’s “Cuffing Season” and stats say 66% of hookups are with co-workers; Marcus shares some stories and we hear from a couple of our promo team kids about work hookups. Sandy talks about her weekend in Carson City for her comedy show but didn’t get to what she wanted to get to. Marcus is also looking into kindergartens for his daughter and it is harder than he thought to pick one!
Special interest group is boycotting the Disney because they are releasing a new movie about a little boy “coming out”, Marcus and Sandy share their thoughts on the topic. Sandy talks about performing comedy at “The Nugget” in Carson City tonight and is super excited about the $25 meal credit plus bearded men! Marcus doesn’t shower daily and sometimes it shows, even his daughter calls him out…
Sandy talks about how she finally made it to Angel's Landing and hiked the entire trail. She also talks about how Utah is known for 'polygamy' and she witnessed it herself. Marcus had a cheat meal on Sunday and it didn't go as planned. How do you stay friends with a couple who has broken up especially with kids?
Pre-Halloween edition and well, we aren't really into it. They are doing test runs on BART to Berryessa in San Jose and if it all works out then traffic could really improve! Sandy talks about something on her IG that made her laugh... Have you been to Mazzetti's Bakery in Pacifica? Marcus shares a story about a woman who was lost at sea.
When do you expect to be asked on a second date? Let’s talk about it. Sandy is so confused about what comes next… Shouldn’t dating be simple? Marcus talks about when he and his wife were dating. We talk about what your zodiac sign says about your sex life.
Marcus came up with a term called ‘reversed ageist’… Sandy talks about a chef at the restaurant she went to over the weekend and how young he was. She realized she likes being around adults much more than kids. Marcus is still stressing out about booking a hotel for the Cabo trip he’s planning for his wife’s birthday. Marcus tells a story about a woman who got thrown out of a Walmart and was told she could never come back but she’s unable to do so for this reason. Marcus found a new app that he LOVES!
Marcus tells Sandy how to get a man to act right and step his game up! He gives the man's point of view.
Sandy needs to come up with some kind of promo merch to give away at her comedy show and our suggestions got inappropriate real fast! Marcus needs advice on a FB message he got from an ex co-worker from 6 years ago and he doesn’t know how to handle the situation. Does he reply? Sandy gives him advice… Marcus doesn’t understand why people don’t say hello to each other anymore. Sandy thinks the more attractive you are the more attention you get.
Sandy went to Vegas over the weekend and stopped by the memorial. We talk about how we feel insensitive for posting photos to our social that don’t have any relation to any of the recent disasters. Sandy had a great time in Vegas but she said it was different this time; we’re all on high alert and it’s affecting all of us…
We talked about what way is ‘the best way to break up with someone’, so we share what we would have said to OUR exes. After talking about exes Sandy gets kind of sad and reminisces about her ‘man-friend’. Speaking of ‘man-friend’ Sandy has a DATE next week! Big plans this weekend, Marcus celebrates his birthday Saturday and Sandy is off to Vegas! We are praying for the North Bay fires to subside, you are all in our hearts!
Marcus is still stressing out about his wife’s bday plans. His contact is not getting back to him and he’s losing his mind! Sandy wants to go to the Winchester Mystery House for the candle light tour for a date, she has never been! They talk dentist and procedures where they put you under…
Napa county and Santa Rosa county are currently up in flames; we just can’t imagine. Hopefully if you are in those areas you and you’re family are ok! Marcus went to the Napa Valley over the weekend and got hit on by a gay, married man. He was SO flattered he couldn’t wait to tell us the story. His excitement didn’t stop there… Marcus took his Dad to the opera and happened to run into the only man on shrooms at the opera. He also saw Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel at the restaurant he was eating at! Sandy had a relaxing weekend, didn’t even compare to Marcus’ weekend.
Sandy is going on a pilgrimage with herself this weekend and can’t wait… However she might have a date? Marcus is waiting for his lady to email him back about her Air B&B and he’s freaking out that’s it’s taken a WHOLE day for her to reply. Sandy had a ghost experience last weekend in her hotel room and we talked ghosts all week. This was the funniest ghost story from a listener!
Cam Newton said some sexist things during an interview and Dannon has dropped him. Sandy got invited to a wedding in India and she is so excited! Marcus was trying to take his wife to Belize for her milestone bday and it’s officially not happening. He’s really, really stressed out about it!
Sandy met a guy last weekend she is crushing on hard and Marcus is irritated he didn’t ask her out… In fact we are having a debate in the studio about ‘new age’ dating rules and why guys don’t step up to the plate! Sandy went to Yoga and got shamed so bad she wanted to leave. Marcus isn’t a fan of yoga because he claims he has ‘hamstrings of an 80-year-old man’.
It's Friday and we are happy that the weekend is here! Sandy can't wait to talk about what she got from the Peppermill Resort! Marcus talks about the police standoff that happened on the 80 a few days ago and how it affected the ENTIRE bay! RIP to Hugh Hefner, Sandy was a huge fan!
There is a standoff on freeway 80, it’s currently closed on both sides and we have to go to Walnut Creek today to get our hearts scanned… Now we have to take a longer route! What is going on with this heatwave in the bay area? We even had an emergency high temp alert on our phones! Sandy is over being hot! Sandy got a letter from the Peppermill Resort and she lost her s**t! What kind of alcohol did you get drunk off of for your first time? We tell our ‘first time getting drunk’ stories…
Marcus and Sandy talk about how Sandy got singled out by one of our co-workers about something that EVERY 30+ person does… Sandy talks about her Vegas trip and the iHeart Festival. She happened to party the most on SUNDAY and that wasn’t a good idea. Sandy got to prove Marcus wrong which she loves! Marcus has issues with looking at political news and it stresses him out. Even ‘hangover herbs’ didn’t help Sandy this weekend…
This weekend in Vegas our iHeart Radio Festival is kickin' off! Our lineup for not only the 2-day festival is awesome but the lineup for the Daytime Village on Saturday is out of control! Sandy and Producer Jenna will be in Las Vegas while Marcus will be in the privacy of his own home watching it LIVE on The CW! You can watch the entire festival on The CW app or on CW. You can also listen to the iHeart Festival on Star 101.3 or on the iHeartRadio App! Make sure to follow all of our social media accounts to see the crazy festivities! @SandyStec @ItsMarcusD @Jallday87
Marcus and Sandy talked to Victoria Dupuy- founder of "No More Broken Hearts" about the importance of early detection of heart disease. Hear Victoria's personal story of losing her husband unexpectedly due to the disease, and how she's raising awareness and what you can do to stay healthy! Also, learn about a fabulous fundraiser on September 29th, hosted by Marcus and Sandy! All the info is at NoMoreBrokenHearts.Info
Sandy can't believe how dumb some guys are when they ask you out. "Hit me up." Really? Marcus shares something he did during his solo "mancation" this weekend that PROVES he's straight. We still have our doubts. The "Cash Me Outside" girl now has a legit record deal and it proves we are doing everything wrong. A parachuter at a college football game over the weekend ran out of room on his landing. It got ugly from there.
Have you seen the Denny’s mascot? People are losing their minds over it. It’s on our blog (here’s the link: http://1013.iheart.com/featured/marcus-and-sandy/content/2017-09-15-dennys-unveils-new-mascot-internet-loses-its-mind/) Sandy misses getting d**k pics. Marcus messed up today during work and our boss caught it, so Marcus thinks our boss now hates him. Sandy thinks he’s overreacting. Marcus has a weekend alone to do anything he wants but has no idea what to do… Feel free to give him ideas!
Olive Garden is bringing back the ‘Pasta Pass’. It’s brilliant and it’s going on from September 25th- November 19th but the question is; it is a good idea? Kmart is changing the name for ‘plus size’ clothing… We chat about being overweight and the health effects. Have you heard of ‘sex robots’? We may take this too far, that’s your warning. The new iPhone X is supposed to be $1000 bucks, we think it’s way too expensive!
Marcus shares a story about some nurses that got suspended for gossiping about a man who was well ‘equipment’… Sandy shares some of the nicknames for her ex’s junk; one of them… Hammer Head. Sandy thinks Marcus’ problems aren’t problems. Marcus makes a special beach PSA. First weekend ‘IT’ is out so we talk horror films and what horror movie character scared us most as kids. Sandy is nervous for her bike ride in Tahoe on Sunday... Marcus wishes her luck in his own special way.
Marcus’ daughter had her first day of preschool today. We have the most epic GoFundMe story and it’s the most disgusting humorous story EVER! Our sidebar stories though; TMI. Sandy was asked to be her best friend’s maid of honor and she doesn’t know if she can do it. She thinks could be a very bad idea. Marcus gives her some advice and she's already overwhelmed.
The heatwave in the bay this weekend is going to be crazy! Marcus will be fine because he lives on the coast, but he still found something to complain about. We have a mystery s***ter at work that spends an hour in our single stall bathroom and we want to know who it is! The question is how do we find out? Rock star or Rock bottom: Marcus has been really into scratchers lately and he went through hell for a whole 8 dollars! Sandy is going to Reno this weekend to gamble but her friend wants to go to the Rib Fest, she doesn’t want to go. Marcus thinks his neighbor was accidentally racist.
The annual Belmont Greek Festival is going down THIS weekend! Anastasia the official Belmont Greek Festival representative is here with us to talk about the activities, food and fun! Coldplay wrote a song for Hurricane Harvey; it’s really beautiful and kudos to them for making a song within days to show their support (it’s on the blog). Today we are trying ‘Cyrotherapy’ for ‘Marcus and Sandy Try’. If you don’t know what this is, we explain what it is and what it does for your health. We will have a video up on our blog soon of us freezing our butts off!
People are going to the emergency room because they put sunblock on their eyeballs when they watched the eclipse… Sandy feels like a fraud because she isn’t a ‘real’ cyclist. Marcus feels like a fraud because he’s not a ‘real’ chef. They explain. Coffee is apparently good for you… again. Archaeologists just discovered 6 thousand year-old wine, and it’s now the oldest wine on record. Is the five second rule legit… how long is just too long?
Marcus isn’t allowed to use the word ‘fat’ in his house. There is another saying that he is trying to figure out when he should stop using. Sandy is going ‘Glamping’ this weekend… That’s a term for fancy camping and she is super excited; especially for S’MORES! Marcus will be getting a weekend alone soon and he doesn’t know what he should do! Should he go away for the weekend, should he stay home? Sandy talks all about bowling. She once had 14 different bowling balls. Marcus learns more about bowling than he ever wanted to. But then he discusses his first place trophy he got in Chess, sexy right?
Taylor Swift released her new album today! We got details on our blog. Sandy got super annoyed on FB the other day because of what a guy commented on her “Date Night” photo. Why can’t guys just ever ask you out rather than ‘beating around the bush”, it’s frustrating! Marcus thinks that it’s not that guys don’t come forward, it’s just not the guys Sandy wants… Marcus is having a really difficult time putting his 3-year-old to sleep, he explains how he is losing his mind having to go through this EVERY night.
We went on our roof at work to watch the eclipse and it was awesome! We had our glasses and the best part was that we were able to share the moment with our co-workers that we don’t see often. Marcus has plans for the next total eclipse already. Bonnie Tyler, the song ‘Total Eclipse of the Heart’ is literally winning this past week. She was on a cruise, her single sales went way up, and we are not mad at it!
Sandy went to her friend’s house yesterday who just had a baby and she just can’t with kids! More and more people are going to the ER with injuries from shaving their what?! This turns into an argument about ‘special scissors’ for down there, is there such a thing? This gets awkward fast. Marcus asks the question ‘where do you manscape’? We go over Chris Cantwell (a White Nationalist) ‘Dating tips’ and he is one negative jerk! Oregon is the PLACE to see the solar eclipse; it happens at 10:17a Monday morning!
We are obsessed with the solar eclipse so we have lots to say about that. It’s all going down Monday at 10:17a and we plan to watch it on our work roof. Sandy is considering a 545 mile bike ride from SF to LA and Marcus confessed that he thought about joining a bike ride as well, but his participation would be for different reasons. How much money do you need to have saved by age 40 to retire by 60? We have the answers!
It’s National Tell a Joke Day and Marcus has been telling dumb dad jokes all day to Sandy; Sandy is trying to like them. Sandy is crushing on a comic guy she worked with over the past weekend and even had a dream about him. Does he like her? Is waving on FB considered flirting? Marcus tells a cute pre-wedding photo story that made our day check it out on the blog https://tinyurl.com/yb7c2egh... PSA: don’t take selfies with a gun in a strip club, especially if you are on probation.
We talk all about d*. Marcus shares stats on a survey about the things women care about more than ‘size’ and Sandy shares her opinion. She thinks men only have a couple other qualities that are more important than size; but she is willingly to compromise. Marcus is super feminine; his biggest attribution is his cooking skills. Marcus tries to explain that being feminine as a male isn’t gay. Sandy just wants to go back to d talk. This local craigslist ad about ‘making an eclipse baby’ literally made our day, we read it for you (https://tinyurl.com/y8wlhyt3 check it out on the blog for yourself)!
Bieber DM’s gym about a girl in one of their posts and she denies him by posting pics of her and her boyfriend… Check it out on our blog ( https://tinyurl.com/y7rqumm9 ) The comments on her post though… they are the BEST! Speaking of comments Marcus gets irritated with people who do nice things for ‘Likes’. You can now try out sex robots before you buy; what does this exactly mean? Marcus get owned by his 3 year old every day. Sandy is so thankful she doesn’t have kids. Sandy thanks people for coming to her comedy show over the weekend; she had a blast!
Marcus tells his story about the exclusive shoe party he went to last night and how he got stuck paying for the entire dinner bill after playing “credit card roulette”. The problem was… he’s the ONLY one that isn’t a “silicon valley baller”. We have the best tinder profile EVER on our blog (http://1013.iheart.com/content/2017-08-11-woman-with-one-arm-has-the-best-tinder-profile-ever/)! You have to check it out. All we can think about is taking a nap! Fridays are rough after a long week. Sandy is performing at Rooster T’s in Sunnyvale all weekend go check her out!
It’s National S’mores Day and Sandy is losing her mind! We asked listeners today to let us know where to get the BEST S’mores in the Bay Area, so if you have a place leave a comment! This life coach guy who gives relationship advice made a video about “how to answer back guy’s dumb texts” and Sandy thinks his answers are super irritating. Marcus tries to be the devil’s advocate but it doesn’t work so well… Do you think the guy in the photo with Taylor Swift that is allegedly touching her butt is guilty? We will talk about it more tomorrow so tune in!
Sandy tells her story about ‘hollering’ at two guys in the past two weeks and she feels empowered. Marcus thinks men should always be the first to make a move. Is he wrong? We both never have time to do ‘adult things’ like clean the house or install a smoke alarm… Does this happen to everyone? We just get so tired! Marcus thinks he finally discovered what his new hobby should be… Sandy thinks it’s a dumb idea. We also talk about camping and ask where’s the best place to go in the Bay Area to camp?
We are so excited about Prosecco doughnuts; alcohol AND doughnuts?! Sex robots are the new thing and they look really real (check them out on the blog)! Sandy would feel like she hit rock bottom if she got one. Marcus tells Sandy about the ‘Microsoft Office Games’ where people actually compete against each other. What’s your preference when drinking? We have a few random guests that gave us their preference. August 21st is when the solar eclipse hits, and the conspiracy theory is that mid-September the world will end.
Game of Thrones had the BEST episode ever last night! Sandy had coffee for the first time in over a year last weekend… We both had pretty epic weekends! Sandy went to Tahoe with her girlfriends and Marcus went to CA Great America with his family and everything was for FREE; food and all! Marcus ran out of money to have a b-day party this year but he is already planning his 45th next year! Have you heard of the Ta-Ta Towels? We tell you about them and then we just go to another level about boobs.
Aaron Rodgers has a trick for the paparazzi! Sandy talks about interviewing Ed Sheeran and shares her favorite parts. If you want to see the full interview, here’s the link https://youtu.be/Skfp2JN8MUI. Marcus shares 90’s interview stories of who was the best to interview and who was the worst. We read an article that told us to stop taking THESE type of vacation photos and this is what we think about THAT.
We talk about a conspiracy theory relating to Uber… Speaking of cars, you don’t even want to know what Marcus’ car smells like, YUCK! Most random story of the day was ‘why Wendy’s is the only fast food chain to serve baked potatoes’? Marcus tortures Sandy and tells her why but all it does is make her hungry. Sandy hit on a guy and his dog yesterday in the Financial District. Question of the day: More vacation or a raise? What would you choose? We definitely don’t agree on our choices!
Don’t ever use the hair dryer that the hotel provides! We’ll tell you why… Marcus tells Sandy about the worst threesome story EVER! Sandy talks about her experience with the nurse that came to her house yesterday to take her vitals for her life insurance policy. Marcus had a negative experience at a wine bar he went to a couple days ago. It’s awesome when people are talking crap about you in another language and you speak that language… Click this link to see the video we mentioned http://1013.iheart.com/featured/marcus-and-sandy/content/2017-08-02-car-tries-to-exit-ferry-before-it-docks-whoops/
We talk “breadcrumbing”; “ghosting’s” cousin. Sandy’s ex fling told her something he should have kept to himself AND that wasn’t even the worst part! Marcus went to the movies alone yesterday and got drunk in the theater. Today Sandy has to get a physical for the new life insurance policy she signed up for and she had to stop eating at 10a… Sandy will be interviewing Ed Sheeran tomorrow so if you have any questions for him please leave them in the comment section!
Man-cleavage is making a comeback. Something that Sandy's mom said over the weekend that reminded her why she's so self-conscious. Marcus geeks out over the upcoming full solar eclipse and then realizes he'll never be able to see it. Plus, we talk about a guy who tries to use a fence as an ATM (yes, you read that right) and the dumbest things WE'VE done when drunk.
Every day it seems to be some kind of National Food Day, and we think it just gives us a reason to be a fatty… Today, National Milk Chocolate Day, you’re welcome. By the way, wine and chocolate doesn’t ALWAYS go together; Marcus explains. But on another note, eating something super fatty and drinking champagne is delicious!! Marcus just tried a whiskey shot in a bone marrow luge, he loved it! Marcus starts giving random facts about food and drink… Sandy gets depressed by his info. Sandy is going back to Mexico with her friend and her friend wants to try the drug Ayahuasca but Sandy doesn’t want to participate at all! Sandy’s weekend consists of doing nothing and she’s stoked and Marcus will be taking his daughter to Thomas the Train.
How lazy are people getting? Well, apparently really lazy and so are we because we love this new team up with Lyft and Taco Bell called ‘Taco Mode’. You can have your driver literally stop by Taco Bell before you hit your destination; we’re in. We hate doing laundry, Marcus is wearing his LAST clean shirt, and Sandy just hides her dirty laundry. Marcus wants perfect calves like his trainer; he’s man crushing. Sandy is exhausted and just wants to relax; she’s hit a wall and believes that being able to relax is not just a want but a NEED. Marcus internet shamed a neighbor on the app ‘Nextdoor” and the guy apologized! We also discuss the ‘wife look’ and how every woman has one!
Facebook friending etiquette is confusing, do you send a message when you add a friend or just add them? Sandy is super excited about the deal she got on a weekend in Vegas (you won’t believe how much she spent, or didn’t spend)! She is planning to stay at the Mandalay and there happens to be a bartender she liked who works there. She spent most of her time today FB stalking him. Marcus is just really irritated that nobody says hello on the street anymore!
Sandy talks about how she was such of an emotional wreck yesterday she shouldn’t have been allowed to be in public… ‘Brosectomy Parties’ are the new thing, we do think it’s pretty weird to do with your boys but Sandy does likes the ‘group therapy’ aspect of it. Marcus was told to pee on his trash cans to get rid of his raccoon problem; will he do it? We found some really fun facts about In-N-Out, we wanted to share with you.
Marcus talks about his daughter's birthday party over the weekend. We also chat about how tired we are on the weekends because we wake up so early during the week. Producer Jenna is on a fitness plan and she interrupts to tell them the good news; she gets her cheat meal tonight. Marcus has a raccoon problem and this is what people are telling him to do...
Today's podcast a little short because Sandy had about 4 hours of sleep last night due to the Bruno Mars concert. She said it was the best concert she has ever seen! Check out her IG for pics and videos from the show (@sandystec). Marcus needs help... He needs a hobby and he can't figure out what it should be.
Sad day today… Chester Bennington, lead singer from Linkin Park committed suicide. It deeply saddens us. Listener called in today and told Marcus she loved him but told Sandy she was ‘slutty’ (in other words). Safe to say Marcus was happy with his compliment. Sandy shares her opinion on judgmental people.
Marcus thinks nobody likes him. Sandy was shamed about an ex radio boyfriend at the root beer float event yesterday and she felt hella awkward. We ask the question is there such a thing as ‘break up phone sex’ and should break up talks be scripted? Marcus is tired of everyone being offended about EVERYTHING.
Warrior’s Dance Team stopped by with the Larry O’Brien Championship trophy and talked about the 2017 dance team tryouts! Marcus talks about the time he stole something from a restaurant when he was drunk. We will be at the 18th Annual Root Beer Float Day at the Oakland Coliseum today from 430p-7p, come by our booth and say hi!
Sandy talks about her sold out shows she did with Arsenio Hall. Marcus goes on for too long about 'man-panties' and Sandy gets annoyed. Sandy is still upset over breakup and Marcus helps by giving her advice. If you have any advice for Sandy she would appreciate it!
Mama we made it! Our video of Marcus’ parading around with his glitter man boobs will be on TV today! It will be on channel 7 on ‘Right This Minute’ at 3p, how exciting is that?! Tonight Sandy performs at Tommy T’s here in SF with Arsenio Hall and Marcus made it hella awkward.
Is it ok to stare at boobs? Marcus walked around the office with 'Glitter Boobs' which is a new trend in the festival world. Sandy tried a twice baked potato for the FIRST time and can't believe how tasty it was! Sandy's friend refuses to NOT wear fake eyelashes even though she had a really bad allergic reaction to the glue.
Marcus and Sandy share their favorite (dirty) viral video of the day, they have a HUGE disagreement about the term "mental health day." It's been 3 weeks since Sandy has talked to the guy she broke it off with, and she's feeling guilty about it. Marcus had a man-to-man moment with his next door neighbor, all because he caught his son drinking underage!
This time we hear about the healing that happened on Sandy's vacation, Marcus's beef with Tony Robbins, pain pills yummy drinks that make you feel like you are on vacation, and Sandy gets a reading in Mexico.
On their very first podcast Marcus and Sandy argue of whether they should stop recording and start over, crying O's, toilet monsters, and Sandy's nervous about her comedy show.