Married with Movies: Recent Episodes

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Just a funny married couple that watches a randomly drawn movie every week and then talks about it (hopefully without an argument).

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In this episode, the Mullets are both relieved to be moving on from Middle Earth for various reasons. They discuss rotoscoping, a wacky Gollum and probably drug use before the random draw remains a total pain.

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In this episode, the Mullets recap 4DX Beetlejuice Beetlejuice before finally concluding Peter Jackson’s second epic saga. They discuss more giant creatures, more annoying characters and more Legolas hate.

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In this episode, the Mullets continue to follow Bilbo and the other dozens of characters on this never-ending journey. They discuss CGI regressing, argue over Lee Pace’s acting ability and can’t remember a weird guy.

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In this episode, the Mullets return to Middle Earth for the start of another trilogy…for better or worse. Uncanny CGI, interchangeable dwarves and leaders with no charisma all come up as we figure out keeping it short.

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In this episode, the Mullets introduce their new, but similar, structure. It’s a struggle when you have to discuss wild covers, bad facial expressions, giant mouths, lightning shooting out of your fingers and hot air balloons.

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In this episode, the Mullets return from their unexpected summer hiatus with some important updates (past and future). Then, they finish the epic trilogy with talks of Wilhelm screams, arrow sounds and crazy names.

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In this episode, the Mullets try to figure out why they are in a bad mood and settle on this week’s movie. It’s so bad that porn might be on the horizon?!?! Other topics on this week’s show: bad wigs, 9/11 and green paint.

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In this episode, the Mullets recap Netflix projects and live theater before they continue their journey in Middle Earth. This gets surprisingly snippy, wet and punny. Jump on your Oliphaunt and enjoy, our precious!

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In this episode, the Mullets bemoan Garfield before strapping into the controversial Palme D’or winner from 2021 that makes Samantha squirm and rant, Chris theorize and both of them questioning France’s everything.

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In this episode, the Mullets recoup from another wild weekend to begin their journey in Middle Earth by discussing elves vs fairies, fantasy months and time, Harry Potter influences, possible overtones and LENGTH.

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In this episode, the Mullets recap another wild weekend before finally watching the movie that YOU voted for earlier this year. Thanks! Now we have to talk religion, Dreamworks Animation’s history and bad voice acting!

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In this episode, the Mullets survived Jillian’s theatrical debut and try not to bicker as much as the hot leads in the last theatrical rom-com of substance possibly ever. This one gets steamy, vulgar and weird.

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In this episode, the Mullets want you to look at them while they speak in bad accents (and read names even worse), don’t believe all stories need to be movies, reminisce about goat meat and make bad hostages.

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In this episode, the Mullets get over Bluey emotions and ride it out like they’re in Universal Orlando in 1998 by discussing CGI that ages well, living through severe weather, questionable acting all around and PSH’s F5.

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In this long-awaited episode, the Mullets finally feel the need! They go to Mach 10 on beach sports, sweat, 80s music, your dreams when you die, both of their boners, Teacups and annoying sounds (especially straws).

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In this episode, the littlest Mullet joins the show for some quick thoughts on another favorite movie of hers, then Mom and Dad break down the actual fever dream that Jerry Seinfeld created in 2007. BEE prepared.

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In this episode, the Mullets tackle AFI’s greatest comedy of all time and discuss bad high school theater, the pain of Marilyn, the definition of MacGuffins (again) and weirdly voiced gangsters.

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In this episode, the Mullets recap their cruise and snip at one each other more than usual about mobile games and general knowledge before discussing obnoxious waitresses, hostage situations and egg salad.

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In this episode, the Mullets can’t remember what they’ve already talked about, so they cut to the chase and discuss kids that are games, genuinely good people, the star that is Dark Shark, getting old and more poop.

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In this episode, Samantha has finally been worn down and Chris couldn’t be happier because it’s time to hang with the fellas of Jackass as things go in and out of their bodies, pain is felt and technology is pushed forward.

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In this episode, the Mullets give their usual crazy update and praise the Oscars before unveiling the winners (and losers) for this year’s Mullet Awards as voted by YOU. One person and two movies really clean up.

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In this episode, it’s an episode that’s PRETTYYYYYYY NIIIIIIICE. The Mullets painstakingly relive their family viewing of the notorious E.T. rip-off with McDonald’s dancing, nude aliens, wheelchair falls and bad clothes.

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In this episode, the Mullets are back for their last leave of the year hopefully and recap their illnesses and recent viewings before diving into large bank procedures, the need for Jodie Foster and Spike’s resume.

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In this episode, the Mullets celebrate a quiet Valentine’s Day by weeping on air once again, trying to find silver linings and bemoaning public transportation.

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In this episode, the Mullets return from a hiatus brought on by crazy ole life, then slow down and get emotional about one amazing man from our childhood and the sadly unrecognized documentary about him.

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In this episode, the Mullets wrap up the MCU’s epic trilogy by discussing animal abuse, emotional trauma, fatherhood and all of the normal fun things that make up a superhero movie and a podcast.

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It’s that time again! Chris and Sam unveil their nominations for the best and the worst from everything they watched for the podcast in 2023 and YOU get the vote for the winners! Get ready for a lot of 2 franchises…

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In this episode, the Mullets start off 2024 by switching gears and celebrating a birthday early with the instant classic from 2023. Is this the greatest cast ever? Did Sam take notes and stay awake? Will Chris stop talking?

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In this episode, the Mullets recap their Christmas break and wrap up 2023 in the best way possible: the most recent insanity in the Toretto family saga. Get ready for psychopaths, allegations, powder and butts!

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In this episode, the Mullets are trying to get to the holidays, but stop and celebrate a birthday by entering a world of pure imagination, children rightfully in peril, an unpredictable genius and one dickhead grandfather.

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In this eventful episode, the Mullet recount the worst holiday show ever and several new releases before discussing the Birdemic of Christmas movies. Don’t believe us? WATCH IT YOURSELF!!! Sorry, Mom!

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In this episode, the Mullets ring in the holiday season with a Hallmark Channel original with no stakes, uneven eyebrows and some allegedly Jewish things. Listen to Chris and Sam yell and sweat to stay sane on this one.

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In this episode, one Mullet is unabashed in their love, knowledge and analysis of today’s movie from one of their favorite TV shows ever. The other is his wonderful wife who is along for the ride.

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In this episode, the Mullets come down from a wild holiday week by tackling the 30 year anniversary of a dystopian sci-fi action comedy by discussing Taco Bell, seashells, stolen stand up routines and VR sex.

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In this episode, the Mullets cap off another crazy week by having an contentious conversation around the movie of the year. Get ready for lots of needling and debate (that the man who writes this recap wins)!

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In this episode, the Mullets continue their rough stretch of work and life, but still manage to discuss strip club rules, the horrors of the Iraq War, strip club food, the packed year of 2007 and strip clubs with a lot going on.

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In this episode, the Mullets have had a long and stressful Halloween week, so they keep it short by discussing cheese spirit animals, silent dogs and a lot of really simple and nice things.

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In this episode, the Mullets recap their second Era Tour experience before celebrating Halloween with one of the scariest films ever. Who freaked more, what happens in a Jewish exorcism and is Pazuzu in the house?

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In this episode, the Mullets recap a wild couple of weeks before getting in the spooky mood with Hitchcock’s all-time horror masterpiece by discussing theme park experiences, shower terror and more James Nguyen.

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In this episode, the Mullets are live riffing and reacting again to the “epic” Birdemic conclusion. By this point, they start to totally lose their minds and you might as well. This is the most worthless film of all time.

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In this episode, the Mullets bring you a first: live thoughts and riffing as they watch the sequel to the notoriously bad bird horror movie. Come hang with the family and laugh/cry/yell/gag along with us!

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In this episode, the Mullets have fresh thoughts on a new kids movie before analyzing Greta Gerwig’s take on a classic. They discuss books always being better, our greatest living actresses and Saul walking into the film.

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In this episode, the Mullets move to a new day after a busy couple of weeks before finally crapping all over a terrible discount animated movie with offensive stereotypes, cloying songs and Toy Story aspirations.

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In this episode, the Mullets come to the end of the road on the Toretto family (for now). It’s a long one featuring baby rescues, hakas, enhanced humans, bad haircuts, drowning flashbacks, cameos & beer holds.

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In this episode, the Mullets survive another week and discuss primitive Tarantino. That means there’s a lot of talk about gratuitous blood, legendary jerks, QT’s own bad acting and changing the industry forever.

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In this episode, the Mullets are wiped from a stressful and painful week. They rise to the occasion, however, and discuss books from their childhood, the 90s attitude in children and the price of groceries.

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In this episode, the Mullets dive in on the next installments of the Toretto family. They discuss the rehashing in four, the energy and shift in five, the letdown in six and the apex (and sadness) of seven. Buckle up!

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In this episode, the Mullets work out some grievances with one another before watching their second Chaplin film, this time with talking! They discuss powerful monologues, op-eds, more allegations and Jerry Lewis.

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In this episode, the Mullets return from Chicago and finally buckle up for Brian and Dom’s first outing, the awful follow up in Miami and the surprising offshoot in Japan. We are going a thousand miles a hour here.

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In this milestone episode, the Mullets try to drum up positive memories of the past before tackling corn every day, dusty houses, losing time with family members and alleged historical events. Here’s to 450 more!

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In this episode, Barbenheimer weekend gets a full recap (and made fun of) before the Mullets wonder how the Oscars got it so wrong, bend over backwards figuring out the passage of time and welcome back DICE!

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In this episode, the Mullets battle through a tough week and a headache, both of which weren’t helped by this week’s movie. Someone fell asleep and it’s not who you think! Also: a bad Best Actor and albino wolf things.

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In this instant classic of an episode, the Mullet discuss the worst movie of all time and make the weirdest and craziest noises ever recapping the shock and terror of solr pans (not a typo), hairy friends, tif files and more!

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In this episode, the Mullets wrap it up once more after the holiday with one of the most notorious sequels. There’s plenty of shrieking over knots and leeches as well as an EPIC meltdown about rings in a pocket.

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In this episode, the Mullets recap some wild travel weeks before wrapping it up once again and threatening future bullies, praising alleged pieces of shit and missing Sly’s mumbly presence.

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In this episode, the Mullets catch up at length with one half of their intended guests after amazing Key West wedding last year to talk buying smut in stores, bad golfers on screen and knowing the lead character IRL.

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In this episode, the Mullets are particularly feisty with one another and that’s probably because they watched this colorful fever dream. They discuss NONjas, monkey crap, facial surgery and bootleg Tim Currys.

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In this episode, the Mullets have a neat new theme and some emotional recaps to recent new movies before watching a movie that is frankly tough to get through or be funny about. They try thanks to smoking cigs.

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In this episode, the Mullets have house woes and TV thoughts before discussing surprising sex scenes, swerve anger and family businesses before unraveling over their next series (forcing a call to a former guest).

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In this episode, the Mullets get sucked into the movies about the game and dive deep into the lack of lore, the level of impressions and good fun and the expectations they have in the jungle themselves.

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In this episode, the Mullets return from a Philly vacation for Taylor Swift to discuss hotels and locations right down the road from them, sandhill cranes, doing anything for your child and large breasts at the pool.

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In this episode, the Mullets lost their minds recapping another Dollar Tree find and tackle bodily fluids on the floor, more bootleg Buscemis, creepy little kids with big ears and way too many serious topics.

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In this episode, the wait is finally over! The Podfather returns with his better half to discuss all of the TV in the world before getting into a seminal animated classic from everyone’s childhood deeper than anyone (besides Donald Glover.) Bear with the audio quality, but not the length.

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In this episode, the Mullets recap their first trip to the cinema in 6 months before tackling Tom Hanks’ directorial debut. They also discuss 1960s pizza joints, say “bop” a lot and almost legitimately argue.

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In this episode, the Mullets unclog their queue of long and dramatic films and discuss spit fights, fake hair that looks like shit, Tom Cruise’s craziness and one of the deepest casts of all time.

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In this episode, the Mullets finally knock out a long movie they used to love, but now have no idea how to feel about. They also discuss Kanye West on Passover, how innocent they were 15 years ago and poopy diapers.

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In this episode, the Mullets make excuses for their recent activity before watching the movie you picked at the 2022 Mullets. They discuss board games, the dread of in-laws, bad ass bitches and not needing new friends.

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In this episode, the Mullets resume the guest star series with a long-awaited couple from the West Coast! They discuss the most quotable movie possibly ever, being fake nice, Easter eggs and bad clowns.

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It’s that time once again! The Mullets unveil the winners (and technically losers) from the movies they watched on the podcast last year. Who wins between the two? Do things get heated and real at the end? Listen away!

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In this episode, the Mullets are back after vacation and an unexpected break before recapping some Oscars movies and FINALLY discussing 80s novelty acts, PG breasts and soap opera storylines.

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A quick note on last week and this week’s lack of episodes. Thanks!

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In this episode, the Mullets prep taxes and vacations before wrapping it up one more time by discussing weird casting choices that just work, hidden messages in kids movies and the apex/nadir of swerves.

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In this episode, the Mullets recap an awesome Epcot trip before discussing awesomely embarrassing wedding guests, awesomely weird chemistry and awesome water hitting awesome pants.

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In this episode, the Mullets watch a comedy classic and try not to anger one of their best friends at the same time. They discuss Mel Brooks’ epic resume, the magic of Madeline Kahn and Gene Wilder period.

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In this episode, the Mullets restart our Guest Star series with the long-awaited discussion of QT’s most recent film with a QT superfan. Pour some whiskey sours, point at your TVs and show us your feet!

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In this episode, Mullet picks last year’s instant classic for his birthday and Sam cries a bunch. Listen as they try to bend their heads around multiverses, kid actors rising above, raccoons, hot dog hands and more!

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In this episode, the Mullets start the year with a bang by discussing female cockblocking, seals and giant squids, cannibals and witch doctors and movies begging to be remade. It’s gonna be a great 2023!

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It’s that time once again! The Mullets make their picks for the best and the worst of what they’ve watch for the podcast in 2022 and now it’s up to YOU to vote for the winners and losers! This one gets heated…

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In this episode, the Mullets wrap up the holidays, the year and Samantha’s birthday by discussing the Antz controversy, the similarities between animated caterpillars and pigs and how easy it is to hate Kevin Spacey.

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It’s the Mullets’ Christmas episode and it doesn’t disappoint because they lose their minds over sleazy Italians, talking horses, Hawaiian shirts, an actor they know, gambling and the worst music of all time. Enjoy!

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In this episode, the Mullets get into the Christmas spirit by discussing hilarious friend traditions (and gift exchanges), crucifying football players and (sadly) Kanye. Happy Holidays!!!

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In this episode, the Mullets recount a trip to Legoland before tackling the movie that made David Fincher, the movie that makes us hate Kevin Spacey even more and the movie that makes us scream about boxes.

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In this episode, the Mullets recap a whirlwind holiday week and discuss A Christmas Story Christmas before wrapping up another dreadful direct-to-video Disney sequel. As Samantha says over and over, it’s WILD.

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In this episode, the Mullets pick their Christmas special and end the reading challenge before celebrating their daughter’s sixth birthday by discussing decades of Kenan, more rap for kids and keeping Santa up.

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In this episode, the Mullets recap the latest MCU entry before finally suffering through a Best Buy bargain bin action movie that literally made Sam write the phrase “such a tranche emarch” in her notes. Find out why!

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In this episode, there’s another illness and storm, but it doesn’t stop the Mullets from discussing bad parents, uncanny resemblances, the differences in expectations and Bohemian Rhapsody slander.

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In this episode, the Mullets lose their godforsaken minds discussing jellyfish urination, mumbling narration, sexual relations without touching and another pantheon impression from Samantha.

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In this episode, both Mullets are under the weather heading into the home stretch of spooky season, so they move quickly, cut an entire movie out of the discussion and bemoan another bad modern animated reboot.

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In this episode, the Mullets snap into a 90s Halloween staple and discuss creepy old sitcoms, ill-fitting rap songs, kid actors crushing it and the merits of just a hand.

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In this episode, the Mullets get into the holiday spirits (get it) with some practical body horror that involves belly gapes, rebar hands and all kinds of blood. Guess who wasn’t a fan!

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In this episode, the Mullets quickly recap Hocus Pocus 2 before tackling a much better sequel that features an outstanding rapper turned actor, a terrible drummer turned actor and too much Jonah Hill butt action.

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In this episode, the Mullets are riding out Hurricane Ian and get a jump on spooky season by discussing perverted ghosts, the rules of being a spirit, lazy mustaches, surprising special effects and bad notes.

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In this episode, the collection is finally up and the Mullets are getting back to normal! Just in time to discuss the time in your life when you feel anything but normal, like dumb faces and treat your parents like shit.

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In this episode, the Mullets are without power, but not without thoughts about the same damn fantasy basketball cliches, the worst facial expressions in movie history and how NOT to hold a baby.

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In this surprise episode, the Mullets have to pivot again, but it’s okay because they are talking about one of the best comedies ever, dating apps, Hawaii’s positives and negatives and meeting characters in real life.

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In this episode, the Mullets debate the interest of space and science in general, the apex of Tom Hanks’ career, too much jargon and Clint Howard’s looks.

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In this episode, the Mullets are still exhausted and tackle a movie that’s saying a lot about mental health and makes one of them realize they probably have OCD. Also discussed: complicated directors and gambling!

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After an insane week off, the Mullets are back despite feeling under the weather to discuss our own crazy “wealthy” family ties, actors that start appearing in everything, good looking food and the Play-Doh movie.

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In this episode, the Mullets shockingly record right after watching a movie 20 years in the making for one of them. They discuss old rumors, the NBA after MJ, the definition of an orphan and young Jesse Plemons.

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In this episode, the Mullets went to very different movies in theaters and have very similar thoughts on gross CGI, ridiculously contrived name conversations and the wood that is Kate Mara as Sue Storm.

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In this episode, the Mullets are still trying to keep it all together and this week’s movie doesn’t help at all. They discuss sociology, nose kissing and devious leading men faces before struggling to find the next movie.

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In this episode, the Mullets have moved in to the new house and return from hiatus on the new couch to discuss 80s nostalgia overloads, avatar love, comedians being themselves to a fault and books being better.

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It’s another milestone episode for the Mullets both in volume and in location. To celebrate, they watch this all-time classic and discuss being a good person, the weight of the world and the origins of Zuzu Petals.

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In this episode, the Mullets approach a milestone in their lives while approaching a milestone on the show. Before that, they discuss mumbling stars, bear attacks, pretentious directors and the shitty 1820s.

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In this episode, one Mullet is totally overwhelmed and the other is totally unhelpful. Despite this, they discuss Ryan Gosling’s ability to make nothing count, what Mad Men characters they’d bang and scary Jews.

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In this episode, the Mullets wrap up their daughter’s favorite film series at the moment. Samantha is dreaming dreams while Chris is yelling about talking animals, musicians rolling in their graves and Bono’s growl.

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In this episode, the Mullets break a long standing streak while discussing classism, Miranda rights, eating the world in many different ways and the greatest sequences and shots in film history.

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In this episode, the Mullets try to sift through the news and world before watching a pick from their daughter that she apparently had to see before she grew up. It’s terrifying, weird and old. Is it what you remember?

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In this episode, the Mullet are insanely busy, but made time to head back to the cinemas. Plus, they discuss Clint’s bare bones methods, sensationalized journalists, typecasting and the news and music of 1996.

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In this episode, the Mullets switch it up and add another gimmick to please their daughter. They end up discussing their bucket lists, flossing, Olive Garden, sharts and the case for Jim Carrey.

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In this episode, the Mullets are recovering from their open house, Key West and Catalina. That doesn’t mean they don’t have time to tackle imaginary friends, creepy and mean little kids and unlikely gay icons.

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In this episode, the wait for the movie you voted on the Mullets watching is over! Did Samantha have another breakdown? Does Mullet hate anthropology? Is there…a NEW couch?

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In this episode, the Mullets are still exhausted and stressed, so they take a pause and jump into the TV to discuss Nick at Nite’s evolution, getting your ideas stolen 25 years earlier and colors.

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In this episode, the Mullet are crazy busy with packing and traveling, but that didn’t stop them from wrapping it up this Easter and discussing animal knowledge, meta jokes in kids movies and a mother’s need for context.

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In this episode, the Mullets are very busy and stressed and this week’s movie didn’t help. It’s okay because they cry with laughter about injuries, insufficient postage and misappropriated citizenship.

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In this episode, the Mullets discuss another mullet, changing the rules of movies bought for them, the art of cockney and way too many references to names being kept out of mouths (of course).

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It’s that time once again! The Mullets walk the red carpet (of their living room) and shine the trophies (that are real) for the best and the worst of what they watched in 2021 as voted by YOU! One person isn’t happy.

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In this episode, the Mullets welcome Kelly Clarkson’s biggest fan and try not to crush his spirit over her infamous film debut. They discuss lame Spring Breaks, seasonal Starbucks, drag reality shows and Dr. Pepper.

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In this episode, the Mullets recap so many recent movies before diving into who exactly skiis, what songs they’d “write” in the past, the dying mainstream comedy and the ill-advised comedy sequel.

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In this episode, the Mullets decide if this is one of the greatest movies of all-time before discussing what they are afraid (and getting too serious), swerves on swerves on swerves and the hotness of Jimmy Stewart.

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In this episode, the Mullets welcome another awesome married couple to break down the modern whodunnit classic and discuss Southern drawls, Easter eggs and donuts as well as stories of coccyx and Airplane.

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In this episode, the Mullets have been together 15 years and watch the first movie they ever saw as a couple. This leads to a discussion about severed limbs, uncomfortable monologues, feet, turkey sex and nachos.

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In this episode, the Mullets watch another “friend” purchased movie. This leads to the longest and best Beetlejuice appearance as well as talk of questionable ghost sex, Jake Busey’s face and love after death.

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In this episode, the Mullets recovering from Royal Rumble weekend and discuss bad poker hands, melodramatic Oscar winners, favorite kinds of pie and being a nomad.

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In this episode, the Mullets are pretty gross to start, but settle into a nice conversation about dolphins, songs in Portuguese, the layers of Bill Murray and the conversion of someone into a Wes fan.

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In this episode, the Mullets celebrate another birthday with a blast from the past in the lineage of comedy. They discuss old school cinematic universes, 1940s special effects and the rules of the moon.

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In this episode, the Mullets start 2022 right with a close friend, podcast vet and movie aficionado discussing the warm feeling of 90s comedies, the Wayans family power rankings and David Lynch’s thoughts.

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It’s that time once again! The Mullets unveil their nominees for the best and the worst and everything in between for the films they watched for the podcast in 2021. It’s up to you to decide the winners!

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In the final episode of 2021, the Mullets recap the holidays and some other viewing before talking obsession with dystopia, silent killers, our place on the train and the taste of sweet baby meat. Next week: nominations!

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In our long-awaited Christmas episode, the Mullets are joined by good friends and new parents to hate on Cameron Diaz randomly, analyze stalking and bad kissers and get interrupted by the older child for once.

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In this episode, the Mullets have a wild vacation tale to tell before celebrating Samantha’s birthday by watching the second movie in the Cornetto trilogy and discussing funny cops, spiderwebs and falling.

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In this episode, the Mullets celebrate Christmas early with the modern classic that everyone loves. Well, almost everyone. Also part of the conversation: Christmas in July, tempers, showers and gross out food.

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In this episode, the Mullets recap FIVE new movies they’ve seen over a busy holiday week before diving into modern U.S. history, white ass names, hands down the pants and investigative journalism at its best.

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In this episode, our guest star series takes a surprise turn when the Mullets are welcomed by their daughter to watch her current favorite movie for her birthday. This is adorable and ends with a deep cut to the soul.

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In this episode, the Mullets pick off another epic Spielberg movie from a crazy good year in film. Samantha is sad about the topic as usual, Mullet avoid politics and both hate flashbacks during sex.

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It’s guest star time once more as the Mullets are joined by a couple with podcasting, gaming and anime experience to tackle the wildest 90s sci-fi movie with Def Jam comedians, wrestlers and opera of all time!

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In this episode, the Mullets finally get around to our random selection and it’s a great one because it brings up so many great emotions. How do they feel about their legacy, waterbeds and Kathy Bates naked?

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In this episode, the Mullets are especially mean before wrapping up spooky season by watching last year’s modern take on a classic with talk of gaslighting, silence, jump scares and future planning for this scenario.

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In this episode, the Mullets recap their toy show and friend-filled weekend before continuing spooky season with talks about drinking in high school, the definition of foils, gambling in Ohio and going to sleep.

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The Mullets are joined by two guest stars right before their big day (finally), so they all sit down to create the White Wig beverage, analyze if it’s gotten any better, gush over musical theater and hate South Beach.

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In this episode, the Mullets start the month of October off with a sequel to a slasher that changes genres, makes you think about staying in a different universe and has the same bad professor. Happy Halloween?

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In this episode, the Mullets pick off another one and discuss folk music as a whole, the mockumentary style and what doesn’t fit and the potential of our first three-time LVP. Oh and more bad impressions.

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In this episode, the Mullets tackle the last hand-drawn animated Disney movie, debate about authenticity, wonder where they can travel to and keep it short.

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It’s Guest Star time once again as the Mullets are joined by the Kolts in Chicago to discuss all of the shows on streaming services before talking Sandy B’s spunk, Keanu’s hair and Dennis Hopper’s insanity. Oh and CANS!

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In this episode, the Mullets (one of which is very hoarse) finish up the WWE Studios franchise with the worst movie not because of Summer Rae, the best movie because of HBK and the other movie with Bo Dallas.

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In this episode, the Mullets return to normalcy and that means watching three bad WWE movies. How bad was John Cena’s acting at first? How obvious was it Ted DiBiase would fail? How is The Miz the good one?

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It’s the final episode of AUGIE AUGUST and it took all month to record it (literally)! The Mullets and their guest recap the wild month before tackling sweet coats, locker room talk and underdeveloped female characters.

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Augie August travels to the Junior Goodwill Games and Eden Hall for the final two movies in the Disney hockey franchise. Who are the best players, what are the best lines and how does any of it make sense?

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Augie August QUACKS on with the long awaited deep dive into Gordon Bombay’s ragtag team. After some Space Jam 2 analysis, we launch into our guest’s hockey expertise and the movie that started it all.

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WELCOME TO AUGIE AUGUST! The Mullets welcome their long-time friend on the show for the first time to watch a film over six years in the making. Was it worth the wait or should they have watched The Prestige?

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In this episode, the Mullets went back to theaters finally and have some thoughts before watching their first Pick ‘Em Off movie. Can Emilio write and direct? Could William H Macy score? How bad was the year 2006?

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Our guest star series welcomes Justan Baker on the show! He tries to interest the Mullets in anime before they discuss horse people and their genitals, modern art, ARMIE and a plethora of good accents for once.

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In this episode, the Mullets found all of their old yearbooks and skim through them to relive the good and bad memories of the past. Oh yeah, they also watched the most typical 1998 comedy ever.

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In this episode, the Mullets talk Bo, Lin and Luca before breaking down the first big failure in the history of Big Willie Weekend. The convo includes fast food sunglasses, gratuity, ear goo and accents. It’s wild wild.

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In this landmark episode, the Mullets are still joined by Tope to discuss the best movie they’ve never seen. We hope to amuse you, but leave your shine box at home and go get the papers get the papers, you mutts.

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Our Guest Star series is finally here and we kick it off with a doozy! The Mullets are joined by Tope Adebanjo to discuss female friends, gay white male inspirations, funny specifics and a lot of “chilling.” DISCLAIMER: the audio volume is inconsistent as we are figuring out this new system of recording, so be patient with us!

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In this episode, the Mullets are all out of order, but resolve their reading challenge before discussing the worst theme park rides, overrated voice actors, early 2000s animation and little alien assholes.

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In this episode, the Mullets watch another all-time AFI movie and see if it holds up. There are so many questions to answer about men in the 40s, women going to jail and the movie itself in the form of a pop quiz.

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In this episode, the Mullets finally finishing wrapping it up by boldly going back to the original Enterprise crew to discuss overacting Shatner, underacting Vulcans and way too much Home Improvement co-stars.

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In this episode, the Mullets attempt to discuss an R-rated tween comedy, but instead share a LOT of embarrassing and sad stories from their own scholastic history. What horrors did kid Sam and Chris endure?

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In this episode, the Mullets preview the 2022 Oscars and gush over an animated movie before taking a trip to Miami for two 30 for 30s about 80s excess, dorm rapping, sad and annoying white dudes and better schools.

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In this episode, the Mullets recover from their second COVID shots by watching their penultimate Wrap it Up film. They discuss lengthy run times, Stephen King’s endings, domestic abuse and talking fridges.

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In this episode, the Mullets are exhausted from a busy weekend, but forge onward to discuss Snoopy, product placement to the max and what it was like to be a girl in the year 2001.

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In this episode, the Mullets celebrate their anniversary and talk Oscars before jumping into the film about the greatest moment in sports history. Do you believe in hair pieces, white boys, news stories and Augie Artiles?

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In this episode, the Mullets had a rough night and it gets rougher as they continue to Wrap it Up with the worst movie in a storied franchise. You ready for more cucks, dead eyed villains and phoned in speeches?

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In this episode, Samantha cries and is absolutely terrified. What else do you need? How about tongue clicking, demons, family seances, miniatures, creepy little girls and jump scare arguments?

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In this episode, the Mullets make a change to benefit their daughter and discuss furry fox fandom, what makes up the Disney pantheon and Friar Tuck being a dick. Plus, recaps of Easter and more recent films!

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In this episode, the Mullets watch the Snyder Cut among other new films and tell their daughter to go to sleep before discussing wine in hotel rooms, AIM and the disappointment of who will be play Pat Riley.

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In this episode, the Mullets talk Oscar noms before watching the film YOU selected for the 2020 Movie We Should Have Watched. In other words, they discuss brawls, biopic licensing, long looks and bad critics.

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In this episode, the Mullets sit through another movie that was bought for them for “no reason.” One of them tries to make sense of the insanity of a tire blowing things up while the other just talks about the shower.

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In this episode, the Mullets knock out another future Oscar nominee before continuing to wrap it up by discussing the line of TOO many gags, Josh Brolin’s bankability and little boy Rebel Wilson.

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In this episode, the Mullets dissect the Apatow formula and Amy Schumer’s career, analyze John Cena’s choices, gush over LeBron James and absolutely eviscerate Vanessa Bayer. In other words, a regular show.

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In this episode, the Mullets put on their tuxedo and dress to unveil the winners of the 2020 Mullet Awards VOTED BY YOU, the audience! Thank you for your amazing response! Plus, more Oscar season thoughts!

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In this episode, the Mullets have been together 14 years and decide to try and be nice to each other the entire recording while discussing loud Nine Inch Nails, Benicio mumblings and DeNiro ticks.

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In this episode, the Mullets talk Oscars, Cheetos and home viewings at length because they REALLY don’t know how to talk about this crappy movie a parent bought for them. It’s all-time crap with a Sam impression!

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In this episode, the Mullets recoup from a crazy weekend and continue wrapping it up by discussing sequel expectations vs memories, actors being themselves in movies and how funny babies and raccoons can be.

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In this episode, the Mullets are excited about the Royal Rumble, so they watch the most 80s wrestling movie ever. This one has everything: offensive little people, Samoan lineages, LCD people and angry plugs.

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In this episode, the Mullets recap a busy birthday weekend before going back 80 years to discuss the fastest talking in film history, Cary Grant’s swag and the need for more badass females in film.

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In this episode, the Mullets recap two crazy weeks in the world and their viewings before celebrating Chris’ birthday by discussing odd children’s TV, Kyle Mooney’s charm and some actual emotional maturity.

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It’s that time of the year! Chris and Sam unveil their picks for the best and the worst of 2020. There’s yelling, arguing, confusion, laughter and burping. In other words, it’s a classic. PLUS: a recap of Christmas!

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In this final episode of 2020, the Mullets recap the food, gifts and fun times of the holidays before jumping into a discussion about Gosling’s genius, Ford’s effort and Leto’s weirdness. Next week: nomination time!!!

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In this episode, it’s Samantha’s birthday! Her birthday movie selection leads to a discussion about Keanu’s pro chances, roles in bar fights, the Electric Slide’s place in history and more. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!

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In this episode, the Mullets preview the odd Oscar race before celebrating XMas early in the worst way: the Lifetime way! Topics discussed include two Marios, blatant commercialism, pancakes and Cubs vs bobsleds.

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In this episode, the Mullets argue about handwriting and basketball hoop prices before discussing crimes, prison trips, bad luggage and the assumed love child of Nic Cage and Sly Stallone.

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In this episode, the Mullets recap their Thanksgiving/Black Friday weekend before getting emotional as fuck talking about another amazing Pixar film before diving into cultural differences, death and Benjamin Bratt.

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In this episode, the Mullets are coming down from their daughter’s birthday weekend by watching a surprise documentary that makes one person compare themselves and the other bring back their only impression.

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In this episode, the Mullets celebrate their daughter’s fourth birthday by watching a classic Disney Princess movie. One of them forgets how traumatizing it is, the other forgets everything else. Oh, and the debut of ALF!

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In this episode, the Mullets are stressed because it’s the world right now, so they got some laughs in this week while discussing Ben Stiller’s genius stupidity, Robert Downey Jr’s lines and Jack Black’s problem.

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In this episode, the Mullets recap some recent travel and streaming films before diving into anthology movies, witch boobs, penile euphemisms, kid feet, Kathy Griffin and a burping Beetlejuice.

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In this episode, the Mullets return to Wrapping It Up by watching more smart sharks (not shart smarks), missing LL Cool J’s musical talents, wondering how hard it is to keep boobs in a top and look for LESLIE!!!!!!!!

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In this episode, the Mullets’ Lepretober nightmare is OVER with the worst of them all and the best of them all (if you can believe that)! They discuss WWE tropes, awesome kills and awful sororities as they wrap it up.

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In this episode, Lepretober takes a turn in somehow a worse direction with two movies in an urban atmosphere. Are you ready for ninjas, afros, rhyming, bong hits, Sticky Fingaz and DISGUSTING FEET?!?!

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In this episode, Lepretober rolls on as our little friend visits Vegas and essentially a cheap version of Aliens. This one gets crazy. Some key phrases to prepare you: Elvis impressions, titty monologue, Juwanna Mann.

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October is finally here and that means one thing: our deep dive of the Leprechaun film series begins!! In this episode, we discuss Jennifer Aniston’s beginnings, little people on wheels and costumes of the past.

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In this episode, the Mullets talk drastically shifting tones, Colin Farrell’s greatest threats and way too much of the dreaded C-word. This one is not for the little ones (and yes, that’s a double entendre).

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In this episode, the Mullets plan for their spin-offs if this show ends before talking unfunny slapstick antics, Kathleen Turner’s ups and down and the worst child actor in our podcast’s history (it’s not Mara Wilson.)

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In this episode, the Mullets continue to Wrap It Up by revisiting the twilight of their childhood. They discuss Bulk and Skull’s accents, the throuple that Kimberly is in and a late deep dive into toddler TV psychology.

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In this episode, the Mullets dive deep into the classic graphic novel and TV show when they are supposed to talk about this movie that is…totally fine. They also discuss squids, penises and things not ending like this pod.

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In this episode, the Mullets discuss a 40-year-old movie that has never been more topical. Listen to the incredibly difficult MVP debate, shade thrown at Todd Phillips and sketch auditions misremembered.

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In this episode, the Mullets travel through time to thoroughly dissect the iconic trilogy and recent documentary about a DeLorean and two friends. You may not be ready for it, but your kids are gonna love it.

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In this episode, the Mullet continue to wrap it up by watching big, stupid robots fighting big, stupid monsters. Also, one host this week gives an epically bad performance and talks puking in their underwear. Enjoy that!

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In this episode, the Mullets wrap it up in a galaxy far, far away in more ways than one, wonder how you’d make love to a robot, love them some hairy beasts and figure out the problem with prequels.

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In this episode, the Mullets go back to 1993, catch some waves after carving up dozens of tree trunks, remember handheld video games, praise and slam the Reyes family and think about watching ¡Rob!

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In this episode, the Mullets try to avoid making comparisons, try and fail to do several impressions of British and Indian people and try and disagree on whatever Johnny Depp does in this movie.

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In this episode, the Mullets continue to satisfy past guests by discussing the sweetness of 90s drag queen comedies, the roughness of some 90s drag queens and their personal potential as drag queens.

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In this episode, the Mullets make good on a past guest’s request by trying not to cry in a Dreamworks movie, wondering why some comedians can’t do decent voice work and recap a busy holiday weekend.

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In this landmark episode, the Mullets celebrate 300 episodes and decide to switch up the future gimmicks before discussing similarities in slums, scary ass children and Brazilian gingers. Thanks for your support!

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In this episode, the Mullets continue to Wrap It Up (and wrap up their reading challenge) by discussing the merits (or lack thereof) in female reboots, James Corden being in everything and giant, gaping plot holes.

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In this episode, the Mullets debate on the merits of live action remakes, particularly the changes they make with casting and voices, check their free pass lists and shred their vocal cords over DJ Khaled AGAIN.

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In this episode, the Mullets revisit the early days of 30 for 30 with a tale of Colombian soccer and cocaine. Important questions are asked: what drug would you do? Is Samantha RJ? How often can one get hurt?

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In this episode, the Mullets continue to wrap it up by taking another trip to the Overlook and shining all over this modern masterpiece by discussing their True Knot names, immaculate recreations and REDRUM.

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In this episode, the Mullets establish a new rule by watching the most recent VOD release (thanks, COVID!). Also included: a bad Tracy Morgan impression, childhood nostalgia and a case for Matthew Lilliard.

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In this episode, the Mullets recap Mother’s Day, our plans for streaming films and one EPIC review of a past podcast before discussing the most pretentious, vapid and INSERT BIG WORD HERE movie ever.

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In this episode, the Mullets discovered an awesomely bad 80s VHS horror film. Why is Samantha crying this week? How many synonyms for breasts can Chris come up with? Why would a mall have a locker room?

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In this episode, the Mullets continue wrapping it up with 2 more acapella comedies. One of us is aca-agonized with DJs, racist characters and bad music. The other one just wants to cripple nipples.

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In this episode, the Mullets talk HoJo handjobs, Ronald Reagan’s best man and scene recollection. Guess which Mullet temporarily leaves the show in anger because of their partner’s bad anniversary joke!

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In this episode, it is happening! Breaking from the schedule, the Mullets debate cat names, cases for cats to enter the Heaviside Layer, buttholes and all of the absolute insanity. Get ready to lose your mind with us!

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In this best episode ever, the Mullets break down the entirety of the craziest movie we’ve ever watched. Here are just some buzz words to intrigue you: cockney police officer, nosebleeds, strawberry milkshake, poo.

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In this episode, the Mullets relive one of their biggest podcast arguments AGAIN with Andrew Garfield debates, emotions (or lack thereof) over losing one another and one big, blue problem.

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In this episode, the Mullets beat each other up while discussing 90s culture, coming of age tales, good and bad child stars grown up and stabbing a specific body part.

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In this episode, the Mullets are still safe and sound and watching a lot of TV, but took time to try and analyze an Adam Sandler comedy with spelling bees, dead clowns, wrestlers, bootleg Artie Langes and that old lady.

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In this episode, Chris enjoys the film he choose from winning the trivia challenge and picks one of the best from last decade. The Mullets discuss tempo, the yellow M&M and Riverdale while being especially mean.

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In this episode, the Mullets go full late 90s teen angst with the movie voted to be watched in our annual Mullet Awards. They discuss the good and bad of Phillippe, the good bad of Gellar and the bad bad of the MTV era.

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In this episode, the Wrap It Up series rolls on as the most recent adventure with Elsa, Anna, Olaf and the whole gang is beloved by Samantha and absolutely loathed by Chris. This one gets feisty. There are strikes.

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In this episode, the Mullets began their Wrap It Up series with the second ABBA musical that features Dancing Queen but the first movie to have Cher trying to eat Andy Garcia, ice cream sandwiches and tears.

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In this episode, the Mullets recap the modern voyages of the Enterprise while diagnosing villain problems, dishing on oodles and oodles of charisma and wonder about sex with a tail. Get ready to warp!

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The votes have been tallied. You’ve let your voice be heard. The boring real award show is in the books. Now, the Mullets unveil their winners (and losers) for their annual award show for 2019!

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In this episode, one of the Mullets fight through severe anger and frustration to heap praise on thought provoking movies and make good jokes. The other Mullet doesn’t want to think. Place your bets.

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In this episode, the Mullets are recovering from a chaotic Rumble weekend with a movie that could their marriage. This tense episode discusses the positives and negatives of porn, cleaning and Tony Danza.

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In this episode, the Mullets belatedly celebrate a birthday after addressing the unfortunate reason there was no episode last week. After that, they discuss rose tinted high school classes, versions of Sam and balls.

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In this episode, the Mullets hang with the heroes in a half shell across the gritty, the silly, the Japanese and the animated. Who gets more flack: the bad Corey, Rob Van Winkle or Buffy? What a start to 2020!

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In this episode, 2019 is in the books! It’s time to nominate their best and worst of all of the movies they’ve reviewed for the podcast and now it is YOUR turn to vote on the winners! Plus: a recap of X-Mas and CATS.

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In this episode, the Mullets conclude 2019 and the holiday season with a Disney Christmas classic (?) with murder, kidnappings and Judge Reinhold. Thanks for your support all year! Next week: awards time!

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In this episode, it’s Sam’s birthday and Hanukkah, so she takes the reins to discuss one long musical while her husband complains. She does an admirable job ignoring him and steering the convo in the right direction.

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In this episode, the Mullets break down the crazy cast of characters in QT’s first screenplay, figure out what fruits and vegetables they are and swoon over over-exaggerated line. Plus, an epic Samantha reading.

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In this episode, the Mullets are joined by their usual holiday guest who brings his usual awful movie. Enjoy these three complain about outdated animation, bad food puns and Jewish sterotypes. You can watch HERE!

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In this episode, the Mullets finish Jillian’s birthday with the Toy Story movie that nails it all and the most recent Toy Story that makes you think for all of the reasons. Plus: Sam loses a bet, a couple bad impressions and ass!

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In this episode, the Mullets asked Jillian what she wanted to watch for her birthday and she didn’t disappoint! Mom and Dad discuss movies for everyone, the impact of toys, theories aplenty and Jessie: good or bad?

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In this episode, the Mullets finally completed the Firefly TV series, so it’s time to watch the movie sequel. They discuss FOX’s ineptitude (or foresight), stupid deaths and the rise of Krumholtz. Get ready for disagreements!

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In this episode, the Mullets try to remember what they watched with their daughter weeks ago and realize it wasn’t anything consequential. Plus, fun with pronunciations, book reports and pronouns!

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In this episode, the Mullets complete their #HalloweenCreep2K19 in the weirdest way possible: a direct to DVD SyFy horror movie based on a 60s kids show. They have differing opinions. Follow the movie HERE!

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In this episode, the Mullets continue their #HalloweenCreep2K19 with the film that spawned the hit HBO show. The conversation spawns talk of nipples and robot sex. Yeah, this one gets weird.

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In this episode, the Mullets continue their #HalloweenCreep2K19 with a recent film that brings up many questions. What would you do in a time loop? How would you kill your spouse? Was sorority life like this?

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In this episode, the Mullets recap Horror Nights and Joker before continuing their #HalloweenCreep2K19 by discussing slow Predators, incredibly undeveloped characters and the fear of running through a tunnel.

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In this episode, the Mullets catch up on a crazy couple of weeks before Samantha gets terrified of big eyes and tilted heads while Chris is avoiding 11:11 and going down rabbit holes.

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In this episode, the Mullets watch the most popular modern love story. That naturally means they disagree more than usual about MVPs, romantic gestures and who does what in the relationship. Sigh…love.

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In this PodSlam inspired episode, the Mullets watch two very different and weird movies featuring Andy Kaufman. They discuss racist restaurant chains, comedian interviews and Samantha beating up her husband.

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In this episode, the Mullets discuss the French, eating dog food and Little Richard singing about meatballs. This episode also features Samantha “sucking ass”. If that doesn’t get you excited, I don’t know what will.

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In this episode, the Mullets prepare for Hurricane Dorian while bending and snapping, trying to find the right perfect day and disagree on their legal potential.

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In this episode, the Mullets recap their fall movie league roster before going all in with their discussion of this poker film that causes Chris to tell way too many stories and Sam to put up with it all. Plus: MALKOVICH!

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In this episode, the punishment has finally been paid off and completed and both Mullets are feeling the effects. Join them as they discuss racism, human barking, corny puns and some bullshit about true love.

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In this episode, Samantha is absolutely obsessed with Gorgonites and her poor husband has more ailments than he can count. This combines to create a crazy episode featuring bad impressions and toy love.

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In this episode, the Mullets get incredibly hungry while recapping Jon Favreau’s career (and gall), the problem with Miami and sharing your list with others.

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In this episode, the Mullets go ballistic talking about fame without talent, Hermoine’s bad side and a total lack of purpose. This is an absolute must listen if you like hearing your hosts yelling and incredulous.

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n this episode, the Mullets tackle Michael Bay again for some reason. Expect loud noises, quick edits and poor performances…and then we talk about the movie. Plus, Samantha asks some bad questions as usual.

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In this episode, the Mullets have three movies and a TV show to quickly recap before discussing getting old, dying, sexy bitches, prison stories that get told way too often, dying again, Adam Eget and dying.

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In this episode, the Mullets can’t wait to record, so they jump right in to talk stupid puddles, the unstoppable sexiness of McAvoy and absolutely disappointing what little fan base you’ve created.

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In this episode, the Mullets are forever scared of witches, reminisce about their former roles in Snow White productions and argue that first doesn’t equal best. Plus, a bonus quiz at the end!

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In this episode, the Mullets hit another milestone and celebrate by discussing Kurosawa’s sweeping epic. We make another bet, we read names horribly, we don’t understand haircuts. Here’s to the next 250!! Thanks!

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In this episode, the Mullets don’t remember their high school being so dramatic, can’t deal with all the cool lingo and go off on one character with a stupid name.

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In this episode, the Mullets are feeling better, but still decided to recover with Disney. A towel is thrown in, the plight of the woman is discussed and the respect for Mandy Moore is given.

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In this episode, the Mullets painstakingly recap their lives over the past week (yay strep throat)! After wearing their voices out, they discuss the love of a grandmother, dumb characters and being better than Frozen.

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In this better late than never episode, the Mullets recap their weird and fun Memorial Day weekend before discussing off brand snacks, laziness in every sense of the word and fellating your father.

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In this episode, the Mullets avoid the Wayans Brothers and experience 15 year old pop culture references, unfunny gags and TWINS! Also, we announce a Patreon exclusive series that will STACK up to the others.

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In this episode, the Mullets recap their nice and sweaty Mother’s Day before delving into the world of investigative journalism, media soapboxes and big ass casts.

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In this episode, the Mullets are extremely testy and mean to one another for no reason at all while they discuss antisocial car rides, free refills at the movie theater and bad Mark Ruffalo puns.

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In this episode, the Mullets are back after their week off for their anniversary to discuss work trips, the sad state of Wisconsin and sad, old man butt. Be on the look out for their Patreon exclusive Avengers thoughts!

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In this episode, the Mullets tackle the movie that started the Disney renaissance and its two ridiculous sequels. Samantha berates and threatens Chris while their daughter keeps waking up. Fun, right?

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In this episode, the Mullets are back with differing opinions, random noises, parental similarities, Alexa questions and the return of a legendary guest who is now on Broadway. This episode is bonkers.

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In this episode, Chris is super excited to discuss coming of age tales, long ass books and the exceptions to the child actor rule. Samantha hasn’t slept. Legit. She needs help. This did things to her.

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In this episode, the Mullets are pretty disgusting while they talk about good and bad Boston accents, Lifetime Movie moms and their acting and the art of a bad back tattoo.

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In this episode, the Mullets finally complete the Rocky franchise and its on a high note! They discuss driveway boxing, trashy girls, long takes, Flava Flav, Mr. T’s money demands and famous friends writing movies.

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In this episode, the Mullets battle over conflicting expectations, struggle with pasty white boys and get way too deep on negotiable instruments at financial institutions.

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The votes have been tallied! The time for discussion is over! The Mullets unveil the winners for the best and the worst of the podcast from last year after Chris finishes ranting about real award results. Thank you!

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In this episode, the Mullets have the eye of the tiger, their hearts are on fire and they lose their freaking minds discussing montages, the 80s, the Cold War, losing all of your money and a freaking robot. Thanks, Sly!

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In this episode, it’s a rough time for Samantha as she experiences a reading meltdown, canon frustration and lack of listening ability. Chris is just dropping Jungle Boy knowledge.

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In this episode, the Mullets can’t stop the beat as they discuss Baltimore accents, high school acting and going off the deep end before making another set of acting power rankings.

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In this episode, the Mullets are joined by Andrew Zangre once again to suffer through another random crappy movie. Follow along at THIS LINK and see all of the bad acting, voiceovers and overtones yourself! #HORSE

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In this episode, the Mullets have returned from their vacation and Sam is ready to go with dumb questions and too many notes. Chris is in complete agony for dozens of reasons.

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In this episode, it’s Chris Mullet’s birthday and his present is a heaping helping of 90s Nick nostalgia! Are Kenan and Kel = Abbott and Costello? Is Sinbad underrated? Should Ed have a job? Listen and find out!

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In this episode, the Mullets recap their busy holiday season before beginning the multi-round slugfest that is the Rocky franchise. It’s a rough start for Sam, but we are gonna make it.

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In this episode, the Mullets have compiled all of their research and unveil their picks for the best and the worst of the podcast for 2018. VOTING IS NOW OPEN! Let us know what you think!

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In this episode, the Mullets are still celebrating the holidays while Samantha turns 32. For her birthday, they watch the story(?) of Jack and Sally. Chris isn’t impressed, but she doesn’t kill him. HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

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In this episode, the Mullets celebrate the holidays with the movie Chris refused to own before being worn down. Enjoy this heartwarming show and MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM OUR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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In this episode, the Mullets discuss their second trip to the movies with JIllian before finally paying off a bet. They also talk about late night hosts, song parodies and funny ass roosters.

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In this episode, the Mullets celebrate Hanukkah in the most badass way possible by watching Tarantino’s Nazi-killing masterpiece. They get emotional, love revisionist history and hate Eli.

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In this episode, the Mullets recap their holiday festivities before digging into the overrated world of spaghetti westerns, men who aren’t named after trucks and what time period they would visit.

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In this episode, it’s ThanksJilly!!! The Mullets celebrate despite a lackluster film while trying to not get murdered by mysterious noises. Have a wonderful holiday!

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In this episode, the Mullets remember prime Sandler, dish out way too many quotes, have a crisis of identity, hate Sheryl Crow, meet a kangaroo, talk boobs, talk nuts and pound their chests.

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In this episode, the Mullets get stuck talking about old banking principles, Nicolas Cage’s chemistry with himself and meet Truman Capote. Sam is sorry for being so mean this week.

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In this episode, the Mullets celebrate Halloween with a recommended classic that disappoints. They have to resort to talking about French pronunciation, glory holes and skinned rabbits.

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In this episode, the Mullets continue their march to Halloween by discussing childhood disappointments, the career of Kate Hudson’s mom and seriously murdering each other.

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In this episode, Samantha eloquently breaks down her feelings on a legitimate disorder and provides solid reasoning behind her enjoyment of this movie. Mullet does stupid fucking voices.

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In this episode, the Mullets recap their HHN experience and then tackle one of the greatest films of the 2000s. Sam is surprised and tired while Mullet is Dr. Teeth and still thinking of molasses.

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In this episode, Chris finally gets his wish and Samantha finally realizes he wasn’t totally crazy. Also, the Mullets get mean with each other, talk Hamilton and bemoan long run times and slavery.

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In this episode, the Mullets are still feeling the after effects of Podslam 2018, so they watch a crappy animated wrestling movie. It has bad voice actors, good voice wrestlers and nothing else.

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In this episode, the Mullets prepare for PODSLAM this Saturday by watching the GOAT wrestling documentary. We talk not feeling well, not getting booked and not getting killed by New Jack.

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In this episode, the Mullets turn it up to 11 by discussing constantly being in pain, improv vs sketch comedy and the days of Rock Band vs Guitar Hero before almost getting murdered.

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In this episode, the Mullets are in 1990s cheesy heaven! They discuss future parenting techniques, getting the dishes done, pools and slimy actors who had careers after awful work.

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In this episode, the Mullets can't put it off any longer, wonder if DC can ever catch up, do their nails and talk about ridiculous facial hair editing.

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In this episode, the Mullets have returned from Chicago and have quite the tale to tell about one Mullet falling apart. Then, they talk illegal tactics, guitar riffs and funky butt loving.

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In this episode, the Mullets discuss hot animated characters, falling in love with laughter and technological advancements.

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In this episode, the Mullets rant about paper straws, unnecessary swingers and a specific house guest. There are also recent film recaps and a story of a bad theater experience from long ago.

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Come celebrate Shark Week with the movies that started it all. Is Jaws boring? Jaws 2 has how many characters? Does Karly own teeth? How many bad puns can Tom make? Listen and find out!

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In this episode, the Mullets overcome a rough weekend and discuss movies that aren't really for kids, 80s gaming and transportation and the worst imaginary friend of all time.

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In this episode, the Mullets are joined by the biggest fan and great friend as they break down beauty pageants, more bad impressions, female empowerment and movie porn parodies.

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In this episode, the Mullets FINALLY complete the occasionally great, sometimes fine and frequently bad X-Men franchise with Days of Future Past, Apocalypse and Logan.

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In this episode, the Mullets have to take a break from mutants to bawl their eyes out during YOUR pick for 2016's Movie We Should Have Watched. We meet Baloo Snailsman while we're at it.

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In this episode, the Mullets have started to crack under the weight of bad casting, uninteresting Wolverine girlfriends, badass Kevin Bacon, Fassbender hotness and Japanese names.

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After a week off, the Mullets have returned with their biggest project in our history, watching the original trilogy. Somehow, we discuss D2, Vanessa Carlton and mutants (duh).

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In this episode, the Mullets celebrate a milestone in the midst of a bad weekend and recap how they've survived. Then, they talk about pasta, bugs and dudes with no legs. Here's to 200 more!

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Before 200, the Mullets celebrate Memorial Day by trying to sift through the explosions, characters and racism to figure out what they just watched. Plus, a bet for the next 50 episodes!

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In this episode, the Mullets show respect to J. Will and Steven S. before they do everything they can to ruin a classic. That includes E.T. sex acts, Edgar voices and Barrymore hate.

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In this episode, the Mullets (at least one of them) love their 90s crap comedies, roll their eyes at a man's wrestling name (both of them) and love James Caan's hair (neither of them).

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In this episode, the Mullets return from vacation, argue over corn hole and briefly talk Avengers before tackling foley editing, the name Quincy, the history of the Hornets and sleeping parents.

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In this episode, the Mullets don't take Molly, wonder if John Hughes was a racist pervert and begin the selection process for Divorced with Movies.

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In this episode, the Mullets fight yawning, have wildly different levels of understanding when it comes to blast radius scopes and argue over secretaries. 

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In this episode, the Mullets perform some line readings, learn about Key West excursions from the past and add a cat-eating puppet to a special list.

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In this episode, the Mullets celebrate WrestleMania week with a HGH overload Dwayne Johnson movie directed by Michael Bay. This gets vulgar, cough-heavy and Wahlberg impression-fused.

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In this episode, the Mullets want to ruin your Easter by reviewing the Russell Brand bunny movie. 

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In this episode, the Mullets appreciate making some changes to our childhood, reveal first and current boners and want Krispy Kreme. Oh, and lose their minds over Fish Nixon. You'll hear.

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In this episode, the Mullets watch the 2017 Winner for Movie We Should Watch. Joss love, scary elevators and badass monsters are discussed. Plus, an awkward tickling story. 

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The moment is finally here! We announce the winners of the first annual Mullet Awards according to YOU, the listener! Plus, a special announcement and some victory speeches!

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In this episode, the Mullets break the fourth wall as Chris honors DMX and Sam thinks she can fight. Plus, a brotherly new character. This is your LAST CHANCE TO VOTE FOR OUR AWARDS!

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In this episode, the Mullets are late again, but managed to squeeze in a conversation featuring hoarse children, pity marriages and the art of being a true heel. also, time is almost up to VOTE!

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In this episode, the Mullets recap a crazy week and discuss awkward grocery store conversations, radio voices and how far we are from being these people. You have 2 weeks left to VOTE!

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In this episode, the Mullet bad streak continues with darkness, digging, IMDB giving up and making things perverted as always. Make sure to vote in the Mullet Awards!

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In this episode, Uncle Pop brings a former gift to the Mullets. Watch it HERE so you can follow along with the balloon room, training montages, VR climaxes and Shawn Mullins. Wait, what?

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In this episode, the Mullets fall asleep, doubt the reputation of a legend, stupidly analyze literature and keep speaking in unfortunate double entendres. 

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In this episode, the Mullets are under the weather, but push through on Chris' birthday to discuss measuring dicks, too many MVP candidates and the bad parts of Miami.

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In this episode, the Mullets discuss man-butt overload, random WCW wrestlers, the horror that is Andy Milonakis and herpes tits. What a way to kick off 2018!

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In this episode, Chris and Samantha painstakingly pick their nominees for the best and the worst of 2017! It's now YOUR turn to vote for the winners. THE POLLS ARE OPEN!

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In this episode, the Mullets celebrate the upcoming New Year by discussing maritime disaster, incredibly awful theme songs, stripper shoes and big eyebrows. We will see you in 2018!

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In this episode, the Mullets celebrate the holidays with 2 December staples. After talking pigeon ladies, murder, abandonment issues and Rip Taylor, they lose their minds. Merry Christmas!!!

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In this episode, the Mullets flip the script again and celebrate Star Wars week by making bad Wookiee noises, remembering black Stormtrooper drama and making bad guesses. 

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In this episode, the Mullets announce their NEW year end awards and then discuss the scariest film they've ever watched. Keanu! Dozens of children! Clint Howard's face! It's a journey.

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In this episode, the Mullets have survived ThanksJilly and tell you all about it plus express John Hughes shock, recap their worst travel experiences and try to find the wallets.

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Life during the holidays with a baby turning one year old is pretty rough. So, here is a little message to tide you over before we return next week with the episode we meant to have today!

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In this episode, the Mullets welcome Uncle Pop to discuss montages, basketball and plenty of little people. Also, bad Christmas gifts are exchanged and someone almost throws up!

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In this episode, the Mullets revisit high school again and remember rumors, silly mascots and stupid books to read. They also create a better lead actor and eat cake in a cup.

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In this episode, Sam puts up with her husband spouting love for van rides, old high schoolers, stupid coaches, bad dancing and everything that makes up an 80s classic.

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In our spooky Halloween episode, the Mullets break down the definition of a horror film, talk crazy white bitches and make a special phone call to a surprise guest. Happy #HalloweenCreep2K17!

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In this episode, the Mullets realize how topical this movie is, don't want to see any more naked dudes and think twice about reading the book.

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In this episode, the Mullets watch Donald Glover's first movie. Afterwards, they discuss open casting calls, long ass premises and Scrappy Doo.

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In this episode, the Mullets are reunited after PodSlam 2017 and storms to talk baby trees, the nature of sequels, booking Batista's WWE return and sandworms.

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In this episode, the Mullets have survived the storm and record their thoughts on montages, broken straps, Nancy Pelosi and bad child actors over the course of two days.

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In this episode, the Mullets celebrate PODSLAM WEEK by watching another Hulk Hogan classic featuring mimes, skateboards and Shelley Duvall. 

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In this episode, the Mullets return as Hurricane Irma approaches to discuss political aspirations, hot men and failed sneezes.

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In this episode, the Mullets prepare for PodSlam 2017 with the Heels in Heels' requested film. Samantha is giddy while Chris is incredulous. Hair, dinosaurs and buses are main talking points.

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In this episode, the Mullets make history again on multiple layers, create one crazy ass villain, butcher Rex and remember when Pixar could do no wrong.

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In this episode, the Mullets (and a vocal Jillian) have wildly different expectations, think about the Amish life and welcome another four-timer.

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In this episode, the Mullets welcome a new record holder, wonder what powers they'd like and bemoan shitty kids again. This episode really shows how married they are with the bickering.

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In this episode, the Mullets step up to the plate twice with different results. This podcast has it all: bloody socks, mofongo, surprising LVPs, arroz con polo, no sports knowledge and morefongo.

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In this episode, the Mullets don't miss Burger King, remember being good coaches and doze into a returning impression.

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In this episode, the Mullets throw another curveball by discussing more free passes, our generation's "couple" and Josh bleeping Groban.

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In this episode, the Mullets have family in town dictate today's podcast. It leads to a discussion that includes hand in mouth disease, filthy couches, buddy cops and a lot of FMK varieties.

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In this episode, the Mullets are back after a week break to discuss Gort, Grandman and Golly Gee kids. Also, Get Out and Gal Gadot. This episode is rated G. Get it? It's late.

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In this episode, the Mullets remember how terrible high schoolers were, argue over fake Nicholsons once again and try to entertain their crying child with bad impressions.

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In this episode, the Mullets are joined by their biggest fan to finally watch a sci-fi classic. They wind up discussing old person phrases, film series mythologies and the Bone Zone.

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In this episode, the Mullets realize a friend has been right all along, handle an upset baby, love saying Bob Balaban and invite a friend from the Street over.

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In this episode, the Mullets dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge...and promote a certain family's burger joint, call out Lance Armstrong and gush about Chuck Norris.

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In this episode, Chris admits his sad love, tries out a new impression and feels the Christmas spirit. Samantha has a stroke. Don't worry, everyone is fine.

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In this episode, the Mullets fail to talk about the film, but discuss their poor daughter, every dead Disney family member, giant sandwiches and plenty of future Ernest.

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In this episode, the Mullets finally celebrate their milestone with a heavy subject matter, but an excellent film. They still manage to talk Angel Grove, claws and visit with Patrick and Dice.

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Next week: Episode 150 of Married with Movies!

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In this episode, the Mullets lament Disney sequels, David Spade and raisin bread foreplay while debuting a new impression and preparing for episode 150 next week!

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In this episode, the Mullets have their regular unwelcome house ghost join them to watch his movie. Go figure: the episode is a complete mess.

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In this episode, the Mullets are caught up and catch up on recent film experiences. Then, they try to remember what happened, hate the outdoors and ruin a cute Monster forever.

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In this episode, the Mullets want to know where the Italians are, welcome an unlikely two-timer and talk video games (duh). Support the show on Patreon!

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In this episode, the Mullets talk about anything else before finally hating their friend, Rich, for picking this week's show. Jerk kids, bad wishes and Da Brat are the results. This one is historical.

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In this episode, the Mullets can't believe everybody loves The Rock, bemuse poor movie titles and worry about Jesse Pinkman. Plus, a Beetlejuice shocker and another classic Mom mistake.

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In this episode, the Mullets discuss good and bad cable movies, portraying someone of a different ethnicity and the eventual fall of Affleck.

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In this episode, the Mullets end the dry spell of their eyes, worry if Bill Murray will have a fall from grace and talk way too much True Detective season two. Oh and threaten to hit you with a car.

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In this episode, the Mullets are joined by Uncle Rich to yell about random Nicholson impressions, a little kid dressed like a duck and ugly, green Trumps. It is a madcap podcast!

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In this episode, the Mullets decide if they are bad parents, continue to be sick of a room full of men deciding what women do and want to make Jillian's future decisions for her.

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In this episode, a bet is paid off while the Mullets, specifically Chris, have a bad, loud day. Also in the conversation: working simply for the money, denying children things and pizza toots.

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In this episode, the Mullets bemoan Disney cheese, wonder where the real French people are and welcome a fishy admiral as a new character.

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In this episode, the Mullets love classic chemistry, diagnose each other and apologize to former roommates.

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In this episode, the Mullets finally return to the cineplex and have some recommendations and complaints. Then, they discuss mutes, the evolution of comedy and college whores.

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In this episode, the Mullets sit down with Uncle Pop to finally watch a long time inside joke. Misogyny, awful impressions, poop and koalas follow. This might be the greatest episode ever.

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In this episode, the Mullets disagree on an auteur, talk Jillian's future schooling and write some John Mayer songs.

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In this episode, your other favorite couple join the Mullets with their baby, Kai, to make all kinds of weird noises. Also, we discuss fan service, varying opinions and the animal in all of us.

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In our special Hanukkah episode, Samantha lights the Menorah, celebrates the Festival of Lights and spins the dreidel. Mullet hates everything else. Happy Holidays!!!!

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In our special Christmas episode, the Mullets remember gifts and trends of their childhoods and retail careers, make offensive comments about an illness and want that box to get out of the way.

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In this episode, the Mullets continue to learn how to be parents while welcoming back a certain ghost, offending Publix employees and bowing at the feet of Hanks.

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In this episode, the Mullets welcome Jillian Eliza Mullet into the world and the podcast! She interrupts plenty while her parents discuss difficult families, sweat and Joey Fatone again.

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In this episode, the Mullets have a talk of movies plenty, including thoughts on Carell and Carrey. Listen close and have some fun. You will be happy when it's done!

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In this episode, the Mullets and the Reales try to not laugh out babies, discuss a tale of two Martins and end up in Bedrock.

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In this episode, the Mullets endure weird laughs, long for acting of yesteryear and can't believe our film this week is so topical.

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In this episode, Chris tries out more impressions, starts a weird list and can't stop watching a Corey. Samantha tries not to give birth and offends all of Chris's friends.

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In this episode, the Mullets are still in the Halloween spirit and invite Steve and Laura over to talk yabos, chungs, Bulk, Skull and giggles.

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In this episode, the Mullets play some stupid games, decide on their favorite Wahlberg and want some Fat Ones.

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In this episode, the Mullets have sprung a leak, welcome another two-timer and have another visit from the ghost with the most.

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In this episode, the Mullets ramble and bicker before discussing wisecracking robots, mu-tants and the bitch transformer. Plus, the Juice Demon is back!

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In this episode, the Mullets kick, punch, brag about prison relationships and find a Beetlejuice impression.

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In this episode, the Mullets find the last true movie star, plan a trip to the Red Planet and talk disco.

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In this episode, the Mullets celebrate PodSlam 2016 week by watching Hulk Hogan jump through a limo, kill some dudes and make a guy crap his pants. Enjoy and donate to Connor's Cure!

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In this episode, the Mullets ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK...in other words, thoroughly cover the stars, the mayhem and the fun of this cult favorite. Plus, Ray J and Tom Jones get plenty of love.

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In this episode, the Mullets pull another fast one, finally recap talking food, handle the unfunny shrew debate and unleash one good, random impression.

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In this episode, the Mullets have outdated thoughts on Suicide Squad, argue character vs voice and want this Sacha Baron Cohen back.

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In this episode, Chris wants to know what happened to Johnny Depp, wants Kevin Smith to get divorced and wants to battle nepotism. Samantha just wants to know what she just sat through.

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In this episode, the Mullets think they watched a documentary, don't miss certain parties and name one weird LVP.

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In this episode, the Mullets love their heroes in a half shell, but not Michael Bay's ideas, Will Arnett's deal and Megan Fox's everything.

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In this episode, Mr. Mullet has weird dreams while Mrs. Mullet harbors severe ill will to one star. Also, we explain how SVU isn't the place for cliffhangers.

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In this episode, the Mullets talk baller malls, continue the Common theme on our network and make fun of Chris Pine.

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In this episode, two pregnant couples come together to discuss pasty white Brits, aching and foul mouth dinosaurs.

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In this episode, the Mullets miss this Eddie Murphy, don't want to miss this James Earl Jones and don't want you to miss our announcement regarding the sex of the baby!

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In this episode, it takes 26 minutes for the Mullets to talk about investigative journalism, silver hair foxes and religion. Before that, Chris recounts his perspective on the end of the curse.

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In this episode, the Mullets make friendly comparisons, create some voices and eventually fall asleep.