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Comedic performer, radio personality,Voice Artist Fonseca has made an indelible mark in the entertainment world with his captivating enthusiasm and quick-witted style. His familiar voice and multitude of characters have become a mainstay of the American psyche and have even extended into Beijing, China voicing cartoons for children’s networks.
Fonseca became the hottest property in radio when he began hosting the top rated morning radio show in Ventura, CA on B95.1 in July of 2002. In a short time, he turned B95.1 into the #1 rated station in Southern California. In April 2007 partnering with Cumulus Media and rocketed to the top with CBS radio.
His latest ventures reflect his expansion into the digital realm, expanding distribution of his own abundant entertainment content, as well as launching many online digital channels at Fonsecashow.com
In television, Fonseca hosted Average Joe, TV shows How I Met Your Mother, Drew Carey Show, Blind Date, and his voice has been enjoyed on numerous animated features, including House Of Mouse and G.I. Joe.
While his ingrained sense of the absurd and his fervent love of comedy have earned him top ratings in every city in which he has performed, Fonseca also has become a consummate businessman and entrepreneur. He is the founder/partner of Fonseca Imaging, which is now working with 13 stations in the United States..San Jose Barracuda.
Fonseca graduated from San Francisco State University with a bachelor’s degree in Radio, TV and Motion Pictures. Active in Young Life, an organization committed to helping youth in their formative years, Fonseca also is a proud participant in the Boy Scouts Of America, having earned the rank of Eagle Scout himself at age 18.
Currently Fonseca is on air at KKIQ, KKDV, SIRIUS RADIO, and Hosting the San Jose Barracuda, Lucas Film, Disney Imaging and Tunein
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On the show James Ross Meskimen American actor, comedian and impressionist. He has appeared in films for director Ron Howard, as well as films by Paul Thomas Anderson and Garry Marshall. He has also been the voice of several JibJab videos.
Fonseca talks about The last of US, Star Wars Day June 12th, Alan Cumming is back with the XMEN.
Hank Azaria says good bye Apu?
IFLScience says a 17-year-old London student recently built a nuclear fusion reactor for a high school class project. Cesare Mencarini taught himself electrical engineering and coding in order to create plasma. While he didn't achieve fusion, his work impressed experts who offered him a job working on larger reactors next year. Cesare plans to pursue a degree in engineering.
Flip The Script Survey: When you were younger did you ever have a hilarious disaster while working with classmates on a class project? If so, what happened? What did your teacher say? What did your other classmates do while the disaster was occurring? Did something explode? Did something go wrong during a dissection? etc etc.
Today is National Dog Day.
Survey: ''Has your dog ever given you PUPPY DOG EYES after doing something bad? If so, what happened? How much damage was done? Did you punish them or did they win you over with their PUPPY DOG EYES?"
Study Finds says a recent study by the University of Essex, of 16,000 children, reveals that sharing a bed with your child is not linked to behavior issues. Dr. Ayten Bilgin, the lead author of the study, reassures parents that bed-sharing doesn't have long-term negative effects. Critics of bed sharing say it leads to sleep problems and other issues while bed sharers say it strengthens the parent-child bond.
Survey: "When your children were younger did they ever accidentally injure you while sleeping in your bed? If so, what hilariously painful thing happened? How did you explain it to others? As for sleeping with your kids, at what age should they return to their own beds?"
Today is National Tooth Fairy Day
Parental Survey: "What weird or funny things has the Tooth Fairy placed under your kid's pillow in lieu of money? What did your kids say? Why didn't the Fairy have any cash?"
Today is National Senior Citizens Day.
Survey: 'We asked our audience to call with the most embarrassing public moment they've endured with a grandparent or great-grandparent. What hilarious thing happened or was said? How did people react?''
Top 10 Blatant Lies Parents In The '90s Told Their Kids ... According to a new article by YourTango
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Drinking coffee stunts your growth
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If you pee in a pool, the water changes colors
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Chocolate milk comes from brown cows
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A watermelon will grow in your stomach if you swallow the seeds
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If you swallow gum, it takes 7 years to digest
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It’s illegal to drive with lights on inside the car
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Sitting too close to the TV will ruin your vision
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Cracking your knuckles gives you arthritis
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You have to wait 30 minutes after eating to swim
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You won’t find a job if you have a tattoo
Survey: "When you were younger what White Lies or cliche phrases did your parents tell you? Did you believe them? Ask parents to call with the White Lies they tell their children? Did you ever test out one of your parent's White Lies? What happened?''
Many college students are moving into their dorms this weekend.
Survey: "What is the funniest or most unusual decoration you have seen in a dorm room? Why was it so weird? What did people say about it? What did you or your dorm roommate have it? What happened to it when the school year ended?"
A new survey by Sky Mobile reveals that 51% of people sneak off to the bathroom during social events to check scores.
Anonymous Survey: "What funny or weird things have you snuck off to the bathroom to do on your phone? Did you get busted? If so, what happened? Who overheard your conversation and how embarrassing was it? What did you say?"
WGN says a Harvey, Illinois food service director has pleaded guilty to stealing $1.5 million worth of chicken wings from the Harvey School District near Chicago. Vera Liddell ordered 11,000 cases of chicken wings from the school district's food provider and then picked them up in a cargo van. Vera has been sentenced to 9 years in prison.
Survey: " When you were younger, did your school have a 'unique' lunch lady? If so, what made her hilarious and/or crazy? Did she have a funny way of slopping the food onto your plate? Did she have a funny nickname? What was it?''
School starts for some in North America this week. A new survey by Nature Sweet reveals that 43% of parents believe today's school lunches are healthier than what they ate as kids.
Survey: "When you were in school, what were the worst school lunches? Ask your audience to describe the 'mystery meat' from their school cafeteria. What did it taste and smell like? What made it soooooooooo disgusting?"
School starts for some in North America this week.
Survey: "Do you have strict rules about the way you liked to be dropped off at school? If so, what do you make your parents do so they won't embarrass you? How have they embarrassed you in the past."
National Spoil Your Dog Day.
Survey: "Do you know someone, who pampers their dog in an extreme way? If so, how? How is the pet treated better than a spouse or child? What weird, funny, or unusual gifts does the dog receive?"
Today is International Cat Day.
Survey: ''Do you know a person who has nine lives like a cat? How did they narrowly escape disaster? How did they cheat death? How many of their nine lives have they used up?"
Today is Professional Speakers Day.
Survey: "Have you ever had a major blooper while speaking in front of a group of people? If so, what hilarious or embarrassing thing happened? How did you cover for yourself? Reenact your flub"
Today is National Fresh Breath Day.
Survey: "Do you know someone with HORRIBLE breath? What does it smell like? Has anyone tried to tell them they stink? What happened?"
The Miss USA pageant took place last night in Los Angeles.
Survey: ''What's the funniest blooper or most embarrassing moment you witnessed at a beauty pageant? What funny thing happened?''
The Dallas Morning News says 7-Eleven is introducing a Pumpkin Spice Slurpee at select locations. The Slurpee is available in limited quantities.
Survey: "What is your opinion of 7-Eleven doing a Pumpkin Spice Slurpee? Are you going to try it when it comes to a location near you? Why or why not? What gas station food would you recommend others never eat? For example, hot dogs, pizza, etc etc . Did you have an unfortunate (and hilarious) gastro issue after eating gas station food? If so, what happened?"
August 1st a.k.a. the unofficial start of the Back to School shopping season.
Parental Survey: "Have you ever rejected your child's request to buy something outrageously expensive for back to school? If so, what did they want to buy with YOUR money? What kind of temper tantrum did they throw when you rejected them?"
The Daily Mail says Egyptian Fencer Nada Hafez shocked the world by winning her first match at the Olympics while seven months pregnant. Fans praised her for balancing pregnancy and sports and commended her for being a role model for her child. Some jokingly said the match wasn’t fair because it was two against one. Nada posted; 'What appears to you as two players on the podium, they were actually three! It was me, my competitor, & my yet-to-come to our world, little baby!'
Mom Survey: "What's the craziest, most unbelievable, weirdest or most adventurous thing you did late in your pregnancy? Why did you do it? What happened? What did others say? Do you believe it affected your baby?"
Today is National Golden Girls Day.
Survey: ''Do you know a spicy grandmother, who drinks and throws zingers? What's the funniest thing that's come out of her mouth? Is there a particular family member she likes to playfully pick on and zing? What does she tell this person?''
The Olympics are underway. The Olympic gold medals contain 92.5% Silver, 6.16% Copper and 1.34% Gold. Forbes says each gold medal is worth $950. If it were pure gold, the medal would be worth just over $41,000. Bronze medals contain 97% copper, 2.5% zinc and 0.5% tin. They are each worth $13.
Female Survey: ''Have you ever received a piece of jewelry that was gold plated instead of real gold? If so, who gave you the jewelry and what was their excuse for it being cheap and gold plated? How did you find out the gold was not real?''
"Deadpool and Wolverine" ..The movie finished first at the weekend box office with $205 million
Survey: "What did you like or dislike about the movie and/or characters? Would you recommend the film to your friends? Was it as good as you expected? Was it as good as the other Deadpool movies?''
The Summer Olympics start tonight with the Opening Ceremonies.
Survey: "What's the funniest award or medal you have one? How did you earn it? Where is it today? What does it look like?"
Today is Christmas in July.
Survey: ''Do you know someone, who celebrates Christmas year-round? If so, who? How do they celebrate? Do you know anyone, who has already finished their holiday shopping? If so, who and how did they do it?"
Today is National Drive-Thru Day.
Survey: ''We asked past and present DRIVE-THRU fast food employees to call with their stories of their most memorable drive-thru customer. What did you see? What was so strange or funny? How did you react?"
Olympic officials are optimistic that the iconic Seine River will be safe enough for this year's scheduled swimming events. Swimming has been banned in the river for the past 100 years due to industrial waste contaminating the water. Paris mayor Anne Hidalgo recently took a dip in the river to prove that it isn't hazardous.
Survey: "Have you ever gone swimming in a prohibited area? If so, where was it? Was skinny dipping involved? Did you sneak in somewhere like a hotel? Did you get busted? Was it worth it?"
Amazon Prime Days.
Survey: "What extreme secret purchases have you made? How did you hide them? What did you say when you got caught? Who were you hiding the purchase from and why?"
Monday was National Get Out of the Doghouse DayMale Survey: ''Ask men to call about the last time they were in the 'doghouse'. What funny or dumb thing did they do to get there?"
TMZ says Britney Spears allegedly ended things with ex Paul Soliz after realizing he was using her. Since the split, Britney has welcomed her brother Bryan as her new roommate. A source tells TMZ, "Britney is glad she cut him off and is enjoying having her brother close by." Paul has a criminal past.
Survey: "Do you know someone who is dating a criminal? If so, what did they get in trouble for? How does your friend or family member justify dating a criminal? Have you tried to get your friend or family member to break up with the criminal? What happens when you suggest they leave them? What funny or weird excuses has the criminal given for their arrest?"
USA Today says 7-Eleven is celebrating their birthday today on 7/11 Day. Participating 7-Elevens are giving away free small Slurpee drinks while supplies last.
Survey: ''Do you know someone, who waited in line for a long time to get something inexpensive for free? If so, how long did they wait and what did they wait for? How did they justify the wait?"
The South China Morning Post says a first-time air traveler recently opened the emergency exit on an Air China flight. The move caused chaos and a flight cancellation. The incident occurred on a flight from Quzhou to Chengdu. The woman mistook the emergency exit for a bathroom door. Passengers were relocated to a hotel and compensated.
Survey: ''Have you ever accidentally walked through the wrong door? If so, what happened? What did you see? How did the other party react?''
Around 75% of the U.S. is currently engulfed in a heatwave.
Survey: Ask your audience to call with their funny stories about people cooking food in heatwaves on the sidewalk, their dashboard or on their engine. What funny or strange foods were cooked? Do you know someone, who has a strange cooking method? If so, what do they cook food on?''
Another Independence Day holiday weekend has passed.
Survey: "What's the weirdest dish you've seen at a holiday cookout? Who made it? What did it taste like? What did people say about it?"
The annual Coney Island Hot Dog Eating Contest takes place tomorrow.
Survey: ''Have you ever gorged and ate an insane amount of food in one sitting? If so, what happened? How much did you eat? What happened afterwards? Do you know someone, who did this?"
AAA says a record 70.9 million people will travel at least 50 miles from home during this week's Independence Day holiday travel period. That’s up 5% from last year.
Survey: "What's the craziest, weirdest or funniest thing that's popped up and ruined your holiday weekend plans? What did your friends and family say when you told them your unbelievable story? Did people have a hard time believing you?''
A new survey by Talker Research reveals that 43% of people would rather watch a movie with their dog than with their partner. Other findings:
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95% of dog owners watch movies and shows with their dogs
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77% of people leave the TV or radio on for their dogs when they leave the house
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63% of dog owners are more likely to watch a movie or show if it includes a dog
Survey: "Does your dog watch television? If so, what things make your dog excited or go crazy? What shows or movies does your dog like? Does your dog cry at certain films or shows? what funny reactions does your dog have while watching television? Do they lunge at the TV or howl theme songs?"
The Daily Dot says Sydney Sweeney was allegedly "busted" by her own fans for illegally streaming "Law and Order" episodes. She posted an Instagram photo of her TV screen without realizing that an illegal piracy platform could be seen in the picture. Sydney's fans celebrated her photo fail because it made her seem even more relatable.
Social media reacts ...
"My girl pirating so real"
"Brooklyn Beckham flying economy and Sydney Sweeney pirating TV shows ... celebrities are just like me"
"All the shows we want to watch are all on different streaming services. WE NOT PAYING FOR 8 DIFFERENT SERVICES AND NEITHER IS MRS. SWEENEY!"
"ALLEGEDLY. Sydney innocent!"
"If they were true fans, they'd keep their mouths shut"
"You lot are so foul for pointing out Sydney Sweeney was pirating, you shoulda just seen it, respected it and kept it moving, but now she in the news, ya bozos"
Survey: "Have you ever posted a picture on social media that contained something in the background you wish wasn't there? If so, what hilarious or embarrassing thing was in the background? What did you do about the picture? What did people say about it?"
The News International says Elon Musk has welcomed his 12th child. Musk says the baby's birth was not a secret because friends and family were aware of it. "Failure to issue a press release, which would be bizarre, does not mean 'secret.'”
Survey: "Start a search of your audience to find the person with the largest number of kids. How many partners have they had? Have they ever forgotten a child's name? What jokes get made about them? Do they have a funny nickname?"
The New York Post says a growing number of women are shelling out thousands of dollars for "ladies-only Summer camps."The trend sees women replacing juice boxes with fancy wine. Many women still perform classic camp activities like braiding hair, making S'mores, and swapping friendship bracelets. Some of the camps have two year-long waitlists because they are so popular. Philippa Girling, the creator of Camp Chateau, says, "The whole philosophy for the camp is you're already wonderful. You don't need to work on yourself. You need a break. It's a really fun, joyful, childlike, relaxing experience."
Flip The Script Mom Survey: ''What do you do in secret during the day while your partner is working and your kids are at camp? Have you ever hilariously gotten in trouble doing something in secret during the day? If so, what happened ? Have you ever gotten busted doing something in secret while your kids were at camp and your partner was at work?"
National Selfie Day.
Survey: "Do you know someone, who has taken a selfie in front of something hilariously inappropriate like a coffin or something else? If so, describe the funny shot? What was their excuse for taking it?''
Survey: "Where is the most inappropriate place you've seen someone take a Selfie? What happened?"
Today is Tall Girl Appreciation Day.
Female Survey: ''Have you ever met anyone, who lied about their height? If so, how tall did they say they were? How tall were they? What was their excuse for lying? Did you date them? Would you date a shorter man?''
Whoopi Goldberg tells ABC that she ate cat treats at 2 a.m. thinking they were pretzels. “So my kid decided that she was to leave some cat treats on the other side of my bag so that if the cat wanted some treats, she could get up there and get some because I wasn’t going to get up. But this daughter of mine put a bag of the cat treats, she put them right next to the Dot’s! So 2 a.m., you know what’s coming. I popped up at at 2 a.m. to grab a quick bite. So I reach over and I pour some Dot’s in my hand and I put 'em in my mouth. I’m chewing. [These may be] a little stale! So I pour some more. 'Why do these taste so bad?’ My eye finally kind of opened a little bit, and in my hand was the crabby flavor Temptations!”
Survey: ''Did you or someone you know eat pet food? If so, what did you eat? Why did you eat it? What did it taste like? Did you prank someone with dog food?''
Today is National Splurge Day.
Survey: "What's the most expensive thing you've ever splurged on? How did people react to your purchase? What it worth it? Did you buy a splurge that turned out to be a waste of money? What happened?"
Another Father's Day has passed.
Father Survey: ''What's the funniest or weirdest Father's Day gift you ever received? What made it sooooo crazy? What did you do with it? Did you lie about what you did with it?''
Father's Day is Sunday.
Survey: "What's the most embarrassing thing your father has done in front of your friends? How did your friends react? How did you react? How mortified were you? How did your friends tease you?"
Father's Day is Sunday
Dad Survey: "What's the most embarrassing thing your child has done while out in public? What did you say after it happened? What jokes were made about it? What were the consequences for your child?"
Today is National Cougar Day.
Female Survey: "Is it a compliment or insult when someone calls you a cougar? Is there a double standard when it comes to women dating younger men and men dating younger women? Have you ever dated a younger guy? If so, how much younger and what did people say?"
TV Dad Your Real Life Dad Is Most Like .. according to a survey by TopCashBack.com
Tim Allen from Home Improvement ... 40%
Homer Simpson ... 17%
George Lopez from The George Lopez Show ... 15%
Phil Banks from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air ... 14%
Survey: "Father's Day is Sunday. What TV or movie father is your own father most like and why? Give examples of their hilarity and clumsiness. Does your dad look like a TV and movie dad? Who is his doppelganger?"
TOP TRAITS WE GOT FROM OUR DAD … According to a survey of 2,000 men by Omaha Steaks
Take grilling very seriously 37%
Repair things instead of buy them new 35%
Get really into corny jokes 28%
Tell your kids to ask their mother 26%
Falling asleep on the couch with the game on 25%
Grunt when I get off the couch 25%
Mute commercials 22%
Love to mow the lawn 22%
Don’t like when people touch the thermostat 21%
Finish everyone else’s plate at a restaurant 18%
Male Survey: ''Father's Day is Sunday. At what moment did you realize that you had become your father? What funny situation occurred? How did you handle it? Was it a phrase you used? or a punishment you dished out?"
Will Smith and Martin Lawrence's 'Bad Boys: Ride Or Die' opens in theaters today.
Female Survey: "Which would you rather date or marry.. a bad boy or a nice guy and why? Have you dated or married both? If so, which was the right choice? Why was the other the wrong choice? Is it true that nice guys always finish last?"
Today is National Roommate Appreciation Day.
Survey: "What's the funniest or strangest thing you learned about your roommate after living with them for a short while? How did you react to it? What did they say?''
Many people will start their Summer job this week.
Survey: We searched our audience to find the person, who had the shortest Summer job. How long did they last before they quit? What happened?"
''Bad Boys: Ride or Die" opens later this week.
Parental Survey: ''What's the baddest thing your little boy ever did? We asked parents to call with their hilarious stories about the naughtiest thing their toddler son ever did. What was the punishment? How embarrassed were you?''
Many families will vacation this week as most U.S. schools are now out for the Summer.
Survey: '' What's the funniest or weirdest thing you've found on a beach? What did you do with it? Did anybody claim it? Was it worth anything?''
International Blondes Day.
Female Survey: "Have you ever dyed your hair blonde? Did you receive more attention after you dyed it? Is it true that blondes have more fun? How so? How did men treat you differently after you dyed your hair? What blonde jokes did people tell you?"
The Scripps National Spelling Bee finale airs tonight on ION.
Survey: "Ask your audience to call with their funny stories about spelling errors they have sent as a result of bad 'talking and texting'. What did the text (or tweet) say? How did the recipient respond?"
Today is National Flip Flop Day.
Survey: "Do you know a 'Flip Flop Fashion Offender' who wears dress socks with sandals and flip-flops? If so, who is it? Where have they worn this combo to? Why was it inappropriate? What do they say when you criticize or question them about wearing socks with sandals?"
WDTV says over 43 million Americans traveled during Memorial Day weekend.
Survey: ''We asked our audience to call with the funniest and strangest things they have seen while traveling on planes, trains, and automobiles. Have you ever melted down? If so, what happened?"
The Indy 500 is this weekend.
Survey: "Do you know someone, who used a terrible excuse and then got ticketed? What weak and horrible excuse did they use? What did the officer say?"
AAA says 43.8 million Americans are expected to travel during Memorial Day Weekend. That’s up 4% from last year. Many will hit the road today.
Survey: "What are your driving pet peeves? What are the most annoying things your kids do when you are driving? Imitate them."
Today is National Waiters & Waitresses Day.
Survey: Ask past and present servers, "Have you ever had to deal with an impossible customer? If so, what outrageous complaints or demands did they make? What made them so obnoxious? Imitate the annoying customer."
This past weekend was the biggest of the year for college graduations.
Survey: "With graduation season here, ask your audience to fill in the following phrase: " I wanted ________________ and got ____________________ .'' Find the biggest discrepancy in gifts. How did you react? Did you keep the gift or sell it?"
This weekend is one of the biggest of the year for college and high school graduations.
Survey: ''Do you know someone who was not allowed to take part in a commencement ceremony because they previously got in trouble? If so, what happened? What did people say about what they did? Did the crime' fit the punishment? How did they eventually get their degree?"
Today is Bring Flowers to Someone Day.
Female Survey: "Has your partner ever gifted you with flowers as a way to apologize for something they did? If so, what happened? What kind of flowers did you receive? How many did you receive? Did you accept the apology?"
(NEW FEATURE) INTERACTIVE INSTANT PHONER ... The Interactive Instant Phoner is a new feature that allows you to interact with our pre-recorded callers. Each interactive phoner contains two additional responses, so you may ask follow-up questions by inserting yourself into the call.
People magazine says Tiffany Haddish used to take her therapist on dates. She says, "I started asking them to come with me on dates, come with me to different things. I would ask the therapist, could you meet me here? I just want you to meet this person and see if they're somebody I should be dating. I had to learn, because the therapist was telling me don't date that person, and I'd be like 'Oh, okay,' and then I would date them anyway. And then I was like 'Oh dang, the therapist was right.'"
Survey: "Have you ever been on a date where someone was unexpectedly brought along? Did you bring the person or did your date? Who was it? How awkward was the date? Try and find the most awkward, weird or funny third wheel."
Another Mother's Day has passed.
Mom Survey: ''What's the worst and/or least thoughtful Mother's Day gift you ever received? What was your reaction? Why did your ADULT child buy it for you?''
Mother's Day is Sunday.
Survey: Ask mothers, "What's the most hilariously embarrassing thing your child has ever done to you in public? What did they say? What did they do? How did people react? Who did they insult?"
Mother's Day is Sunday.
'Female Survey: "Have you ever dated a mama's boy? If so, what happened? How helpless was your man? What basics did his mother do for him? What simple things did he not know how to do? For example, laundry, dishes, etc, etc. What crazy things did he ask you to do for him?"
Today is National Teacher Appreciation Day.
Teacher Survey: We asked past and present teachers: "What's the funniest or most unbelievable excuse a student has used for not doing their homework? Did you let them get away with it? What happened? Was their excuse true?"
Today is International No Diet Day.
Survey: "What outrageously delicious, and unhealthy foods do you break your diet with? How do you deal with the guilt afterwards?''
Tomorrow is Star Wars Day i.e. 'May The Fourth Be With You'
Survey: "Have you ever dated a Star Wars fanboy or fangirl? If so, what happened? How obsessed were they? Did they have Star Wars bed sheets and Star Wars underwear? What funny or jaw dropping moments happened during your time with them?"
Today is World Password Day.
Survey: "Have you ever gotten someone else's password and then used it to get into their email, their phone, or their social media accounts? What were you looking for? What did you find? What did they say when you confronted them?"
Today is School Principals' Day.
Survey: ''Ask your audience to call with their funny stories about why they were sent to the principal's office. What happened? What were the consequences? Did they talk themselves out of trouble?''
Today is SpankOut Day. National Spank Out Day is observed on April 30th every year. Its objective is to promote non-violent disciplining of children across the world.
Survey: "Is spanking still an acceptable form of discipline? Why or why not? What's the worst spanking you received as a child? What bad, weird or crazy thing did you get spanked for? What happened afterwards?"
Today is Zipper Day.
Survey: Ask your audience to call with their funny and embarrassing stories about leaving their fly open OR funny and embarrassing zipper malfunctions. Where were you when you realized your fly was open? Did someone tell you? How did you react? What did others say?"
The new Bon Jovi docuseries, 'Thank You, Good Night: The Bon Jovi Story', premieres today on Hulu.
Survey: "What's the best hair band of all-time? Were you in love with a hair band as a teenager? If so, what's the funniest or most unusual piece of hair band memorabilia that you owned? For example, silk pillowcases with their faces, etc etc. How did you dress for their concerts?"
Today is Hairstylist Appreciation Day.
Survey: "Do you know someone, who hilariously botched a home hair treatment or haircut? If so, what funny thing happened? Did it involve a perm or coloring? What jokes were made about the treatment's results or the new 'hairstyle'?"
Today is National Administrative Professionals Day and a perfect time to ask professionals:
Survey: "What's the worst thing your boss has ever made you do as part of your job? Why was it so bad? Why did they tell you to do it?"
Today is Earth Day.
Survey: "Do you know someone, who recycles something weird or funny? If so, what is it? What's the oddest thing you know of someone re-purposing? Underwear, used tissues, etc, etc .. ?"
Today is National Garlic Day.
Survey: Ask your audience to call with their garlic breath horror stories. Do you know someone with HORRIBLE breath? What does it smell like? Has anyone tried to tell them they stink? What happened? Have you ever been on a date with a person, who had bad breath? If so, what happened?"
A new survey by OnePoll reveals that 20% of recently married people almost called off their wedding due to cold feet.
Survey: "Do you know someone who got cold feet? If so, why were they scared to marry? What happened? When did they get cold feet? Did they marry or not?"
A new survey by Clever Real Estate reveals that 20% of people would marry solely for financial gain. Other findings:
Survey: "Would you ever marry solely for money? Why or why not? Do you know someone who's done this? How did their relationship turn out? What extravagant things did they buy? Can money buy happiness?"
Today is Free Cone Day at participating Ben & Jerry's ice cream shops.
Survey: "Do you know a ''freebie abuser'' aka someone who takes advantage of free promotions? If so, what hilariously crazy and extreme lengths have they gone to to get inexpensive free things? Have they ever gotten busted? What happened?''
ABC says the "Golden Bachelor" couple, Gerry and Theresa, are divorcing after just three months. A source says, "This decision was not made lightly, but they are both looking forward to the next chapter in their lives."
Survey: Which couple that had the shortest marriage. ''Why did they divorce? What crazy or funny things happened during their time together?"
Today is National Only Child Day.
Survey: ''Do you have an only child, who has an imaginary friend because they have no siblings? If so, what's the imaginary friend's name? Has your child made you interact with their imaginary friend? Has your child ever blamed their imaginary friend for something they did? Do they get upset when you imply that their imaginary friend isn't real?''
The Masters golf tournament starts today.
Survey: "We asked our audience to call with their funny stories about golf balls breaking windows and other things. Ask your audience how much trouble they got in and if they got chased. Have you ever accidentally hit anyone with a golf ball? If so, what happened?"
Today is International Spy Day.
Survey: "Do you know someone, who spied on another person? If so, what did they find? Did they get pictures? Do you know someone, who hired a PI to spy on someone? If so, what happened?"
Business Insider says a United Airlines flight from Houston to Seattle had to divert to Dallas because a dog went to the bathroom in the center aisle. The mess took over two hours to clean up. Passengers say the horrific smell lingered. The first-class toilet became unusable
Survey: "What is the most hilariously cringe-worthy thing your dog has done in public? What was the reaction from others after they did it? What was your excuse? How did you try to explain the situation?"
Monday a solar eclipse occured.
Survey: ''Do you know someone, who acts funny or unusual when there is a new or full moon? If so, what happens? Do they feel different, act different, talk different, etc etc .. ''
Over the weekend is the final full weekend for March Madness. The FBI estimates that more than $2.5 billion is wagered illegally on NCAA tourney games.
Survey: ''Do you know someone, who placed a large bet without their spouse or partner knowing? Did they win or lose? What was their partner's response? What did they bet on?"
Today is National Ramen Noodle Day.
Survey: ''What's your favorite and/or most creative 'broke til payday meal'? How did you stretch the meal to make it last til payday? How did you come up with the meal? What was the weird food combo? What did your kids or partners say about it How did the broke meal get you out of a jam?"
Business Insider says young adults are opting for digital first dates to cut costs on transportation and dining out. The trend is gaining popularity, with 65% of singles preferring virtual get-togethers. This cost-saving approach is seen as efficient and a way to quickly gauge chemistry. Some are opting for Zoom dinner dates.
Survey: "Have you ever declined to go on an in-person date after FaceTiming or doing a Zoom call with someone? If so, why did you decline the in-person date? What freaked you out? How did the other person react?''
Today is International Wedgie Day.
Survey: "Ask your audience to call with their hilarious wedgie horror stories. Where did you get attacked by a wedgie? Did anyone catch you? How embarrassed were you? How did you play it off?"
Another Easter has passed. The White House Easter Egg Roll is today.
Survey: "Did your kids miss finding Easter Candy only to discover it months or years later? If so, where was it hidden? Did they eat it? What did it taste like?"
Easter was Sunday.
Survey: "What's the funniest thing you've seen happen to an Easter Bunny while a child or pet was on their lap or posing for pictures with them? Have you ever encountered a drunk Easter Bunny? Have you ever encountered rude parents at a public Easter Bunny photo shoot? What happened?"
Easter is Sunday.
Survey: "Have you ever attended an Easter egg hunt where the parents acted like animals and ran over the children in order to get candy? If so, what crazy behavior did you witness?"
Tonight's Mega Millions lottery jackpot is worth $1.1 billion with a lump sum cash payout of $525.8 million.
Survey: "Do you know someone who won a large lottery jackpot and then refused to quit their job and went back to work? If so, how much did they win? What was the reason for going back to work? How were they treated differently or how did they treat others differently?"
'Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire' topped the weekend box office. The movie is famous for having its characters get slimed by ghosts
Survey: "Have you ever been slimed and covered from head to toe in something other than water? If so, what happened? Has this happened to a friend or family member of yours? What happened?"
Vasectomies spike by 50% during the first several days of March Madness. Dr. Stephen Jones, a urologist at the Cleveland Clinic, says men opt to get the surgery during the NCAA tournament so they can watch the games while recovering. "They need at least a day with ice, keeping the area cool. Not so much because it hurts, it really doesn't hurt much, but it's an area that swells very easily. So, if they're going to spend a whole day doing nothing, it's not hard to figure out that they'd want to do it on a day they'd like to be sitting in front of the television. There's nothing that makes guys want to be in front of a television more than March Madness."
Survey: ''Do you know any cheating women, who got pregnant after their partner had a vasectomy? If so, what happened? How did they get busted? What did they say?"
Today is National Single Parent Day.
Survey: We asked our audience to call and honor single parents. Were you raised by a single parent? If so, how did they sacrifice to make sure you had everything you needed? How did they go above and beyond in life for you?''
Spring is here and it's time for Spring Cleaning. United Press International says Kedrin Brachman recently found a live grenade in her deceased father's toolbox. She was cleaning out his Knowlton, Canada home when she made the discovery. Kedrin remembered the grenade from decades ago, but thought it was gone. She posted; "I remember this grenade from almost 30 years ago when Dad brought it back from my grandfather's house. We all asked him to get rid of it and thought he had...well, he didn't and it was loose and had moved houses multiple times with him." The live grenade was removed by the Canadian Armed Forces.
Survey: ''What's the craziest, weirdest or funniest thing you've found while cleaning out someone's home? What did you do with what you found? Did you sell the possession or keep it a secret?''
WSVN says Dairy Queen is bringing back their Free Cone Day today. Customers can get a small vanilla soft serve cone for free at participating restaurants while supplies last.
Survey: "Do you know someone, who dropped their ice cream cone at the worst possible time? If so, what hilarious thing happened? What did the mess look like? Did a pet eat the cone? Did the cone drop cause an accident of some sort?"
Yesterday was St Paddy's Day. A St PADDY'S Day survey by Alka Seltzer reveals that it only takes an average of 3.2 drinks to induce a hangover. Other findings:
92% of drinkers will go to work even if they have a hangover
- 7% of drinkers have called in sick due to a hangover
Survey: "Have you ever gone to work while still drunk from the night before? If so, what funny, strange and outrageous things happened at work? Did you get busted?"
Sunday was St. Patrick's Day.
Bit: ''Start a search of your audience to find the most unlucky person. What happened to them? Did they have multiple hilariously bad things happened over a short period of time?"
Today is National Pi (3.14) Day.
Flip the Script Survey: ''What is the weirdest pie you have ever eaten? What was in it? Who made it? What did people say about it?"
Wednesdays Powerball lottery drawing is worth an estimated $559 million with a lump sum cash payout of $273 million. An Oregon man recently won $8.4 million. He didn't know he was a winner for over a month. He eventually looked at his ticket and realized that he had been sitting on millions.
Survey: "Do you know someone, who had no idea that they were a lottery winner at first? If so, what made them eventually look at their ticket? Did they lose the ticket and then find it later? Did someone eventually convince them to check their numbers? How long did it take before they realized that they were a winner? How much did they win?"
FOX Business News says ‘’Shark Tank’’ star Kevin O'Leary has offered to buy TikTok. He wants to turn it into a "new American company". US lawmakers want to ban Tik Tok because it is owned by a Chinese company and they believe the company is sharing people's personal information with China's government.
Survey: "Should Tik Tok be banned? Why or why not? Do you allow your kids to post on Tik Tok? Is it banned in your house? What's the weirdest, funniest or biggest FAIL video you have seen on Tik Tok?"
Page Six says Larsa Pippen gives her 15-year-old daughter a $2,500 monthly allowance. She says living in Los Angeles is expensive and that Sophia uses the money to order food, pay for her Ubers, and buy gifts for her friends. Sophia also earns money through fashion deals.
Survey: "When you were younger how much allowance were you paid to do an awful chore? What made it so awful? How much money did you receive for doing it? Was it worth the money?"
Today is International Women's Day.
Female Survey: "Why are women stronger than men? What thing could men not handle that women do? For example, childbirth, cramps, cooking, chores, etc etc ... Could your man handle childbirth? Why would your partner not be able to handle it? Why are they so wimpy? Ask women to call with examples of how they have been stronger than men in the moment"
Today is National Cereal Day.
Survey: "What are the best and worst cereals? What did you like most about the cereal? Do you know someone, who eats cereal in a weird or funny way? If so, describe it."
Today is Dentist's Day.
Survey: "Do you know someone, who has a dentist phobia? If so, in what funny ways do they freak out at the dentist? Have they passed out? Do they need loads of laughing gas?"
Today is National Potty Dance Day.
Survey: "Does your child have a hilarious potty dance? If so, describe it? Where have they embarrassingly done the dance? Do they say something funny when doing the dance? Do your elderly parents have a potty dance?"
A new survey by VSP Vision Care reveals that 69% of workers admit to being "business up top, casual on the bottom" during virtual meetings.
Survey: "Have you ever taken a Zoom call where you were 'business up top' and hilariously 'casual on the bottom'? If so, what were you wearing? Did you ever get busted on a Zoom call for going 'casual on the bottom'? What happened? Have you ever busted anyone on Zoom who wasn't wearing pants? What happened?"
Fonseca is back:
The college Spring Break season officially kicks off this weekend. Many college students are not posting all of their Spring Break pictures online because they don't want their parents, employers or significant others to see what crazy things they are doing while on break.
Survey: "Do you have a past or present Spring Break or vacation pic that could get you into trouble? If so, describe the funny pic? Did you get busted? What happened?"
The Messenger says a Texas man impersonated a cop for three years to pick up women on dating apps. Sean Macdonald allegedly claimed he was working on high-profile cases for the Austin Police Department, even though he is not a current or past officer. He was arrested and charged with false identification as a police officer.
Survey: "Have you ever met anyone from a dating app that lied about their job? If so, what did they say they did for a living? What did they actually do? What did they say when you busted them?"
Today is National Compliment Day.
Survey: "What is the oddest or funniest compliment you have ever received? What is the biggest backhanded compliment you have ever received? What was your reaction and response?"
Reese Witherspoon recently posted a video where she took snow off of her car and made what she dubbed a "Snow Salt Chococinno". Some of her viewers told her that drinking unfiltered snow can be dangerous. Reese countered by saying she used to drink out of the hose when she was growing up.
The Daily Mirror says Americans are using the polar vortex to make snow ice cream. The trend started on Tik Tok. The ice cream is made with snow, milk, sugar and vanilla. People are topping their snow ice cream with nuts, cherries and chocolate syrup.
The Internet reacts ….
"I don't think I'd trust the cleanliness enough to try it"
"The answer is no"
"Just don't eat yellow snow."
Survey: "Where do you stand on The TikTok debate of eating snow? Are you okay with it? Is it dirty like many people say? Did you eat snow as a kid? Do you have a funny story about eating snow? Do you know someone who ate snow that shouldn't have because it was dirty and contaminated? Are people overreacting?"
The new season premiere of ''The Bachelor'' airs tonight.
Survey: "What's the most outlandish, funniest or weirdest thing a person did to impress you on a first date? Were you impressed? Was there a major fail? Did they say something that shocked you?"
Today is Popcorn Day.
Survey: Ask your audience to call with their hilariously embarrassing stories about getting things stuck in their teeth like popcorn. How long did they go before someone told them they had something in their teeth? How mortified were you? What jokes did people make about you?"
Today is National Gourmet Coffee Day. A survey by Dunkin' Donuts and CareerBuilder.com reveals that 32% of workers need coffee to get through the workday.
Survey: "Have you worked with someone, who snapped and yelled at another co-worker because they did not have their coffee? If so, what happened? Was there an apology? How did the office react?"
KWFS says a Houston Uber driver recently got stuck in wet cement. The driver took a wrong turn and ended up on a construction site. The driver was helped out of the cement. Uber apologized.
Survey: "Do you know someone who drove into wet cement? If so, what happened? Do you know someone who walked through wet cement? Do you know someone who cluelessly ruined a fresh cement job? If so, what happened?"
A polar vortex has sent most of North America into a deep freeze.
Survey: Start a search of your city to find the person with the coldest job. "What makes the job so cold? How long are they outside for? How do they stay warm?"
A polar vortex has sent most of North America into a deep freeze. The high in Chicago today will be 2. Tomorrow, the high will be -1.
Survey: Start a search of your audience to find the person, who has gone out with the most layers on? How many layers did you wear? Describe them and other hacks you use to stay warm. Did you have a funny or weird layer like a scuba suit or a trash bag?"
"Mean Girls" opens in theaters today.
Survey: "Do you know a Mean Girl from high school who was struck by Karma later in life? If so, what happened? How did life get revenge on her?"
Gossip Cop claims a Kansas City Chiefs reporter recently asked Travis Kelce to name his most famous phone contact. He laughed and said, “You guys know the easy answer.” Travis did say he has Justin Timberlake in his phone under "J.T."
Survey: "Have you ever used a creative or hilarious nickname when saving someone's contact information in your phone? If so, what name shows up when they call you? Why did you pick the nickname? Has the nickname ever caused confusion or gotten someone in trouble?"
Yahoo News says people have been lining up overnight at Target stores to wait for new shipments of limited edition Starbucks Stanley tumblers. The insulated mugs have sparked fights, shouting matches, and shoplifting as people rush to get their hands on one. The craze began after influencers started posting about them on TikTok.
Survey: "Do you know someone, who waited to get a Stanley tumbler? If so, how long did they wait and did they manage to get one? Did they witness a fight break out? Was the wait worth it? What do you think about this latest merchandise craze? Is the hype overblown?"
During Sunday night's Golden Globe Awards, Taylor Swift gave host Jo Koy a death stare after he said the producers were going to feature fewer camera shots of her compared to an NFL game. Swift appeared to leave after the joke and her loss in her category. Jo tried to justify the joke yesterday by telling Entertainment Tonight, “Aww, man, it was cute. I was just saying it was cute, I was just saying it’s less cutaways, that’s all.”
Survey: ''What's the worst Death Stare you've ever received and who gave it to you? What did you do to deserve the stare? How did you remedy the situation?''
College football's championship game takes place tonight as Washington battles Michigan.
Survey: ''Have you ever told a lie to your partner in order to watch football? If so, what did you say? Did you get away with it? What happened when you got busted?''
Match.com claims this Sunday, aka 'Dating Sunday', will be the busiest day of the year for online dating and dating apps. Match expects a 69% spike in new memberships by Sunday. Match says Sunday at 9:05 p.m. will be the best time to make a connection with another single.
Survey: We asked our audience to call and describe the weirdest, wildest and worst online dates they have been on. How long did the date last? How did they get out of it?"
Today is National Spaghetti Day.
Survey: ''We asked our audience to call with their hilarious horror stories about their children and spaghetti. What kind of mess did they cause? What did it look like?''
A survey by comparethemarket.com reveals that 50% of workers are still in "holiday mode" the week following Xmas vacation.
Survey: ''Have you ever returned from a vacation and screwed something up at work because you were still in 'holiday mode'? If so, what funny thing happened? What were you daydreaming about when you screwed up? Did you get fired? What was the punishment?"
Christmas is almost here.
Survey: "Have you ever been shortchanged at Christmas? If so, who shortchanged you? How expensive was your gift for them? How inexpensive was their gift for you?"
The Daily Mail says Aileen Stirling, of Glasgow, Scotland, has a 105 year-old Christmas tree. The tree has been in her family since 1918 and was passed down to her by her grandfather. The tree plays Christmas carols including ''Silent Night.''
Survey: "Does your family celebrate the holidays with an old Christmas decoration or family heirloom? What is it? How old is it? How did you obtain it?"
Christmas has come.
Survey: "What gifts have you regifted and why? Have you ever gotten busted for regifting? If so, what funny thing happened? What did the person say?"
Christmas is less than two weeks away.
Survey: "Has someone ever given you a knockoff holiday gift? If so, what happened? What was the funny name of the brand? How did you know it was a knockoff? What did the gift-giver say when you questioned them about the gift being fake?''
Top 10 Ways Kids Have Embarrassed Their Parents At Christmas … According to a survey by Virgin Media
- Cried when they saw Santa
- Told someone who gave them a present that they didn't like it
- Told someone what their Christmas gift was before they'd opened it
- Eaten all the chocolates off a Christmas tree
- Asked someone how much money they spent on their Christmas gift
- Found Christmas gifts in the house which were meant to be from Santa
- Eaten someone else's Christmas chocolate
- Unwrapped the presents under a Christmas tree which weren't meant for them
- Told someone they didn't like their Christmas dinner/cooking
- Told someone they didn't like their Christmas outfit
Survey: "What's the most embarrassing thing your child has said or done during the holiday season? How did people react? Why did your child say what they said? What was your reaction?"
Friday is National Christmas Tree Day ...
Most Popular Christmas Tree Toppers... According to a survey by Squires Garden Centers
star 75%
angel 21%
bow 4%
Survey: ''Do you know someone, who tops their Xmas tree with something other than an angel or star? If so, what funny or weird thing do they top it with? Why did they start topping their tree with it? What do others say?''
Unilad says a British woman sued her ex-husband, Tim Belson, for being ageist and for leaving her for a younger woman. Eleanor Belson, age 61, says Tim, age 72, ended their marriage because of her age. She also claimed he retaliated against her by firing her from her job. A court awarded Eleanor $11,239 for the unfair dismissal. The court dismissed Eleanor's ageist claim because Tim's new girlfriend is older than her.
Survey: "Have you ever been left for someone younger? If so, what happened? Did the relationship work out between your previous partner and their new younger mate? Did they beg to come back to you? Have you ever left a partner for someone younger? How did it work out?"
Cleveland.com says a Strongsville, Ohio woman recently reported that her Toyota had been stolen while she was holiday shopping at a mall. The woman left her car in the parking lot for 90 minutes. When she returned, she discovered her vehicle was missing. The woman then realized she couldn’t find her car because she entered and exited two different mall entrances.
Survey: "Have you ever lost your car? What hilarious thing happened? Why did you forget where you parked? How long did it take you to find your car? Did you report it stolen?''
TOP 10 MOST COMMON "HINT" GIFTS ... according to a survey by One Poll
- Deodorant/perfume 36%
- Cookbook 31%
- Self-help book 22%
- Exercise equipment 22%
- Cleaning supplies 21%
- Alarm clock 20%
- Toothbrush/toothpaste 20%
- Gym membership 18%
- Breath mints 18%
- Razor 17%
Survey: ''Have you ever given or received a 'Take A Hint' holiday gift? If so, what hilarious thing happened? Why was the gift given? How did the recipient react?"
Etsy has a Stinky Gift section for people that want to give a stinky gift to someone at Christmas. This section has candles that smell like feet, toots and dog waste.
Survey: ''What's the stinkiest holiday gift you've received? Who gave it to you? What did it smell like? What did others say? What did you do with the gift?''
A survey by HR News reveals that 35% of people have regretted their actions at a holiday office party. This weekend is going to be one of the biggest of the year for office holiday parties.
Survey: ''What's the wildest or funniest thing you've seen at a holiday office party? Do you know know someone, who got arrested, fired or suspended? What happened? Do you know someone that revealed something they shouldn't have?"
NBC aired the lighting of the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree last night.
Survey: "Have you ever suffered a hilariously embarrassing EPIC FAIL while decorating your Christmas tree? What happened to you? What happened to the tree? Describe the cringe-worthy moment. Did this happened to a family member? If so, what happened?"
Christmas in Rockefeller Center airs tonight on NBC. The annual tree lighting ceremony in New York is hosted by Kelly Clarkson. Cher and Barry Manilow will perform.
Survey: "What's the strangest thing you or someone you know decorates for the holidays? Describe how you decorate it? How did the tradition start? What do people say about it?"
Another Black Friday, Small Business Saturday and Cyber Monday have passed.
Survey: "Start a search of your audience to find the person, who spent the most over the weekend. How much did they spend? What did they buy? What are their regrets?"
Consumer Reports says one of the biggest complaints from holiday shoppers is stores or store websites that only carry a limited number of their advertised specials. Many were upset with chains who ran out of discounted TV's.
Survey: "Have you visited a store or store website that was out of an advertised special? If so, what did you miss out on buying? What did the store say? How many of the item did the store have?"
The Parkside Pub, in Huntley, Illinois, is throwing a Turkey Testicle Festival today. The annual festival draws people from California, Arizona, Texas, New York, Australia and Germany. The turkey testicles will be battered, fried and then served with beer. The Parkside Pub expects to feed over 5,000 people. They will cook 1,200 pounds of turkey privates.
Survey: "What's the funniest, grossest or weirdest thing that has appeared on your Thanksgiving dinner table? Who made it? Who ate it? What did people say about it?''
Today is National Stuffing Day.
Survey: ''Do you know someone who places odd ingredients in their stuffing or who stuffs their turkey with something odd? If so , what is it? How did they come up with it? What did it taste like?"
Fansided claims some people are once again having Mountain Dew turkeys for Thanksgiving. The recipe calls for Mountain Dew to replace half of the water in a brine. Using Mountain Dew will cause the turkey's skin to caramelize. The turkey will then have a sweet taste to its outer layer. Elite Daily claims Reynolds Wrap has a recipe for 'glitter turkey'. They recommend coating the turkey in edible glitter before serving it.
Survey: "With Thanksgiving almost here, do you know someone who bastes their turkey with something funny or weird? If so, what is it? Do you know someone, who tops their turkey with something weird or funny? If so, what is it?"
Season 2 of Tim Allen's holiday series, 'The Santa Clauses', is streaming on Disney+. Tim was doing an interview with an Irish reporter when he said kids often stop him and think he is Santa. They are confused because he is not as rotund as Santa.
Parental Survey: ''Have your children ever mistaken anyone for Santa? If so, what happened? Why were they confused? Describe in detail what Santa looked like? What did 'Santa' say to your kids?"
Today is Guinness World Record Day.
Survey: "Have you jokingly set a world record? If so, what do you believe you set the record for? Who witnessed it and what did they say?''
Gabriel Iglesias was recently doing an interview with Jennifer Hudson when he said he takes his dogs everywhere he goes in a stroller. Some of the audience groaned while others thought it was cute.
Survey: "Do you know someone who chauffeurs their pet around in a stroller? Is it because their dog is too lazy to walk on their own? What do you think of people that chauffeur their pet in a stroller? Where is the funniest or weirdest place you've seen someone show up with a pet in a stroller?"
CBS says a Hillsborough, North Carolina police officer is celebrating the holidays by driving around with a grinch. The Grinch is dressed in a Santa suit with a Santa hat and is sitting in the passenger seat of Officer Mendoza’s car. The police department Facebooked, “Officer Mendoza seems to think it’s time to decorate for Christmas. Some say it’s too soon. If you see them roll by, just know that half of us are not ready for this yet. We are still waiting for the deviled egg plates first!”
Survey: ''What's the funniest doll, mannequin or character you've seen in someone's passenger seat? Did you say anything to the driver or did the driver motion to you? What happened?''
Monday World Kindness Day.
Survey: ''Ask your audience to call with their best pay-it forward stories. Who paid tHe bill? How much was it for? Why did they do it? How many people were involved?"
FOX News says a Bethesda, Maryland woman went viral after her husband created a "Taylor Swift Jar". The jar is similar to a “Swear Jar”. Dana Rice has to pay a quarter every time she mentions the pop star's name. She became a fan of Taylor’s after attending one of her concerts. Her husband surprised her by setting up the jar and providing rolls of quarters. Rice has embraced her new status as a "Swiftie" and plans to use the jar's money for future Taylor Swift tickets.
Survey: "Do you, or does someone you know, have a special jar where money has to be deposited when someone does something? Besides a Swear Jar, what funny or weird jars do you know of? How much money gets deposited? What do people do with the money?''
The NY Post says a pilates studio, called Solidcore, is offering its members a $100 class credit if they tattoo their logo on their body. The promotion received backlash on social media, with many accusing the studio of being cult-like. Solidcore says, “The “recommended max size” of the tattoo is 3×3. We encourage you to pick a location that keeps the photo tasteful and avoid any areas that might be a bit too cheeky.’’
Survey: ''Do you know someone who has a ridiculous company logo tattooed on them? If so, what is it? Why did they get it? Were they paid for it? What jokes were made about it?''
Today is National Parents As Teachers Day.
Parental Survey: "Have you ever had a hard time figuring out one of your children's easy homework questions? What was the question? What was the answer? How did you feel after you realized how easy the question was Why did it stump you?"
Totally the Bomb says people are putting up Cactus Christmas trees instead of regular ones this holiday season.The 5-foot tall Cacti tree comes pre-lit with LED lights and has beautiful ball ornaments. Target is selling the tree for $95
Survey: "Do you know someone with a weird or funny-themed Christmas tree? If so, describe it? What comments do people make about it? Do you know someone who used something in place of a Christmas tree? If so, what did they decorate?"
The Guardian says Taylor Swift’s fans in Argentina have been camping out for five months to see her. Hundreds of fans are sharing tents ahead of Taylor’s shows in the country. The fans are sleeping out because they want the best general admission seats when doors open.
Survey: "What's the funniest, craziest or weirdest thing you or someone you know has camped out for? How long did you camp out for? Was it worth the wait? What did you get?"
Daylight Saving Time ends on Sunday.
Survey: "What do you always say you're going to do with your extra hour? What do you end up doing? If you plan on sleeping for an extra hour, what creative ways do you use to keep your kids and pets from bothering you?''
Brobible says Larsa Pippen will change her last name to Jordan when she marries Michael Jordan's son, Marcus. The couple appeared on a podcast to discuss their future and possible wedding plans. The question of whether the wedding will be televised is still up in the air. Page Six says Marcus wants his dad to be his best man when he marries. Michael has made it clear that he does not approve of Marcus' relationship with Larsa. Marcus says, “I was the best man at [Michael’s] wedding and the best man at my brother’s wedding, so obviously, we’ll keep the tradition going.’’ Michael Jordan and Scottie Pippen have been feuding for months. Larsa used to be married to Scottie.
Survey: ''Have you ever attended a wedding with two awkward guests? Why should they have not been invited or in the same room at the same time? What happened? Why should these guests have not been in the same room? Did anything happen? What awkward things went down? Have you ever attended a wedding where there were two strange bedfellows? What happened?''
Another Halloween has passed.
Survey: "What's the weirdest thing you've received while trick or treating? Who gave it you? What was your reaction? What did you do with it?"
Halloween is here.
Survey: "What are the best and worst Halloween candies of all-time? Why do you dislike a certain candy? Do you have a funny story about the awful candy? Did you lose a tooth, a filling, gag, etc etc?"
Cyndi Lauper tells Stylist magazine that her grandmother's spirit sometimes visits her. ''Every time I do something really wrong, I get a visit from my late grandmother. It's a crowded universe. I also used to hear from my stepfather going, 'Cyndi, check on mommy, she's not doing so good.' I'm Italian and Italians - Sicilians especially - we live with the dead.''
Survey: ''Have you ever been visited by the spirit of a late friend or family member? If so, what happened? What did they tell you? What did they do to you? What did you see?''
This weekend is going to be one of the biggest of the year for Halloween parties because it's Halloween Weekend. The Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Halloween costume is trending and is one of the biggest couples costumes this year next to Ken and Barbie
Survey: ''Ask your audience to call and describe the funniest and most creative couples costumes they have seen. Did the couple win a prize? How did they make their costume? Did one of you have a costume malfunction? What happened
Today is National Pumpkin Day.
Survey: ''Ask your audience to call and describe the best carved Halloween pumpkin they have ever seen. What did it resemble? What did people say about it? How was it decorated?''
Today is National Chucky The Notorious Killer Doll Day.
Survey: "With Halloween less than a week away, ask, "Do you know someone who has a doll phobia? If so, what doll are they scared of? What's the reaction when they see it?"
The International News says John Stamos has dropped a bombshell revelation about his ex-girlfriend's alleged affair with Tony Danza. In his upcoming memoir, Stamos claims that he once caught his then-girlfriend, Teri Copley, cheating on him with Danza. He writes about walking into her home. “The blinds are closed, but the door is slightly open. I take a peek inside and see four feet protruding from the shabby-chic, floral-print duvet that once kept me warm. My Tiny Dancer is in bed with Mr. Porsche Speedster. They are sleeping. I can’t tell who he is, but I recognize Teri’s a** barely covered by the sheets. It looks like her new poster. My worst nightmare. I stare at the two-dimensional, half-dressed woman that I thought I knew. She’s signed the poster, with little hearts, 'My Dear Tony, I’ll love you forever. XO, Teri.'”
Copley told People magazine yesterday that she never cheated on John. “I wondered, 'What was John doing there?’ because we had broken up. He just looked at me and shook his head and walked away.”
John’s new memoir, ‘’If You Would Have Told Me’’, hits store shelves today.
Survey: "Have you ever come home and found your partner in bed with someone else? If so, what happened? Who was the person? What was your partner's excuse? Did you break up with them?"
This past weekend was one of the biggest for Halloween costume buying.
Survey: "Have you ever spotted anyone in a funny or weird costume while driving? If so, what was their reaction when you spotted them? What was your reaction?"
The Hill says Netflix is raising prices on its "Basic" and "Premium" subscription plans. "Basic" will now cost $11.99 while "Premium" will cost $22.99. The price change affects both new and existing customers. Other plans, including the ad-supported option, remain the same.
Survey: "Have you ever caught someone watching a hilariously embarrassing title on a streaming service because you shared passwords with them? If so, what shocking title showed up on your "previously viewed" list? Did you tease the person about watching it? What did they say?"
The Daily Mail says some malls are putting up their Christmas trees and holiday decorations even though it's not even Halloween. Giant ornaments and tinsel have also been spotted at malls
The Internet reacts …
'Can we please just get through the Halloween first'.
'There aren't four seasons anymore, only two. Christmas and Easter'
'They want to trigger the "oh s**t Christmas is coming" mindset and drive you to Christmas shop'
‘Mariah Carey's hit 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' is on the way, writing: 'She's defrosting as we speak.'
'They're behind, I've had my Christmas tree up for two weeks already'
Survey: ''Is it wrong to be putting up Christmas decorations in early October? Does it ruin the holiday season? Do you know a store, mall or person, who has done this?"
The Hollywood Reporter says Taylor Swift's 'Eras Tour' movie has sparked a debate about proper behavior in theaters. Some fans are upset by others singing and dancing during the film. A few Swifties have been kicked out of theaters for being too loud. Others argue that the concert film is meant to be an interactive experience, and Swift herself encouraged fans to sing and dance.
Survey: "Do you know an annoying "Swiftie"? If so, what OBNOXIOUS things do they do to show their love for Taylor Swift? Are they a family member or friend? Have they ever been asked to quiet down after getting carried away with their fandom?"
Dexerto says a couple recently went viral on TikTok after adding a speeding ticket to their wedding registry. Annabelle posted a video showing her fiancé James adding the ticket to their registry. The "James's Speeding Ticket Fund" aims to raise $231.
Survey: ''What's the funniest or strangest thing you've seen on someone's wedding registry? Why did they ask for it? Did anyone buy it for him?''
Today is National Boss' Day.
Survey: "Do you know someone, who caught their boss doing something they shouldn't have been doing? What funny, illegal or embarrassing thing were they caught doing? What happened? What did the boss say?"
Top 7 Outrageous Lies Moms Told Us … According to a new article by YourTango
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You'll catch a cold if you go outside with wet hair
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Eating carrots will improve your eyesight
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Swallowed gum will stay in your stomach for seven years
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Sitting too close to the TV will damage your eyes
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Cracking your knuckles will give you arthritis
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Swimming right after eating causes cramps and drowning risk
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A swallowed watermelon seed will grow inside you
Survey: "When you were younger what White Lies or cliche phrases did your mother tell you? Did you believe them? What happened?''
Jada Pinkett Smith tells People magazine that she and Will Smith have been secretly separated for seven years. She says they were separated when Will slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars. A source tells the magazine, "They are still trying to figure out what their future looks like and doing some heavy-duty work together."
Radar Online says Will and Jada's marriage problems are allegedly affecting their kids, Willow and Jaden. A source says, "Willow and Jaden are both extremely fragile right now and clearly traumatized by their parents' behavior. People are sick and tired of Jada's two-faced lies and airing dirty laundry while grinding Will into the ground. It seems to be having an adverse effect on their kids, too."
Survey: ''Do you know a couple that has an odd living arrangement or an odd agreement between themselves? If so, what is it? Why did they make the agreement? Why do they have the living arrangement that they do? What do people say about it?''
CBS says Jerry Seinfeld was recently performing in Boston where he hinted that he may reboot “Seinfeld”. He said, “Here’s what I’ll tell you. Something is going to happen that has to do with that ending. Hasn’t happened yet. And just what you are thinking about, Larry (David) and I have also been thinking about it. So, you’ll see.”
Survey: "What's your favorite Seinfeld episode and Seinfeld catchphrase of all time? Why do you like it so much? How have you used a Seinfeld catchphrase in real life? Have you ever found yourself in a Seinfeld moment that was similar to one on the show? If so, what happened "
Today is the first of two of Amazon’s October Prime Days.
Survey: "Should you have to ask your partner or spouse for permission before purchasing something that is a "want" and "‘not" a need? Why or why not? Has your partner ever purchased an expensive "want" without first telling you? If so, what did they buy and how much was it? What was your reaction?"
Today is Moldy Cheese Day.
Survey: "Start a search of your audience to find the listener that has eaten the most expired food. How old was it? Do you know someone, who eats expired food? If so, what do they eat and how old is it?"
Today is World Smile Day.
Survey: "Have you ever accidentally smiled or laughed at the most inappropriate time? If so, how did you hilariously embarrass yourself? Why did you smile/laugh instead of showing the appropriate emotion? What did others say?
Today is World Teachers' Day.
Survey: "What is the funniest or most shocking thing you discovered about a former teacher? How did you discover it? Were you able to confirm that the story was true? Did you suspect the teacher of this behavior? What jokes were made about the teacher?"
Newsweek Magazine says tonight's Powerball jackpot is the 7th largest in history at $1.2 billion. The lump sum cash payout is $551 million.
Survey: "Do you know someone who accidentally misread their lottery ticket and thought they won OR pranked someone with a lottery ticket and told them they won? If so, what happened? How did the person feel after they were pranked or realized they misread their ticket?"
The Daily Mail says Joe Jonas' estranged wife, Sophie Turner, is becoming close with Joe's ex-girlfriend, Taylor Swift. The two went to the Chiefs-Jets game on Sunday night. Sophie and her children have also been staying at Taylor's New York apartment.
Survey: ''Do you know two exes who became friends and left the person they dated behind? If so, why did each person dump their common partner? What jokes are now made about the partner? Are they now jealous of your relationship?''
Today is Name Your Car Day.
Survey: "What is your car's funny or weird name? How did it get its name? What jokes do people make about it?"
Today is National Coffee Day.
Survey: "Ask your audience to call with their hilariously horrible coffee date stories. See whose date lasted the shortest amount of time. What made the date so bad? Did your date try to contact you afterwards? What was said?"
''The Golden Bachelor'' premieres tonight on ABC.
Survey: ''Do you have a single grandparent or great-grandparent that had a hilarious dating disaster? If so, what happened when they tried to find love again as a senior citizen? What do they do to attract others? What do people say about them trying to date at such an advanced stage? Have they tried dating apps? What funny mishaps have happened on the app?''
Today is National Day of Forgiveness (second one of the year)
Survey: ''What's the most hilariously embarrassing thing you've ever had to apologize for? Who did you apologize to? What did they say?''
Dating rumors about Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift have been swirling for weeks.
Survey: "If you were one of Taylor's fans, would you recommend she date Travis? Why or why not? Is dating an athlete a good thing? What professions should you date and should you not date and why?"
Today is National One-Hit Wonder Day.
Survey: "What's your favorite One-Hit Wonder and why? Sing a portion of it? Have you ever been caught singing your favorite One-Hit Wonder? What happened?"
Today is Ice Cream Cone Day.
Survey: "Do you know someone, who dropped their ice cream cone at the worst possible time? If so, what hilarious thing happened? What did the mess look like? Did a pet eat the cone? Did the cone drop cause an accident? of some sort?"
University of Colorado football coach Deion Sanders continues to go viral for saying he's the only parent who's honest about ranking his children from most favorite to least favorite.
Parental Survey: "Is it wrong to have a favorite child? Are you a parent, who plays favorites? What hilarious or outrageous things has your child done that makes them your favorite or least favorite?"
The Daily Mail says a TikTok user, named @deadgjrl, is going viral for posting a video showing her boyfriend sitting on a folding chair, watching a 75-inch TV in their new apartment. He bought a TV instead of furniture. @deadgjrl posted; "me & the bf got an apartment... we have no furniture yet, not even a table to eat at.. and he comes home with a 75 inch tv"
The Internet reacts …
"my man has his priorities straight"
"I don’t see a problem with this"
"Nah cause he got a chair to sit on so the couch can wait"
"Found my 75 inch for 480 but the couch was 1000"
Survey ''Has your partner ever purchased a frivolous 'want' instead of a necessary 'need'? If so, what hilarious purchase was made in lieu of something more important? What did you say? How did they justify it? What happened?''
A new survey by OnePoll reveals that the average mother feels like a "bad mom" 156 times a year. Other findings:- 65% of moms feel insecure after watching "momfluencers" on social media- moms who use social media are four times more likely to feel like "bad" parents than those who do not use social media- 53% of new mothers compare themselves to other moms within the first year of motherhood
Mom Survey: "What hilarious parenting FAIL have you suffered that made you feel like a "bad mom," even though you know you are not one? Did you let your child do something that they shouldn't have been allowed to do? Did you forget something important? Were you forced to apologize for your parenting mistake? What did your kid say to you after your blunder?"
Many students have completed their first several weeks of the new school year.
Survey For Kids, Ages 6-9: ''What do you like and dislike about school, so far? What things bug you the most about school? How are the school lunches?"
The Daily Mail says Mark Consuelos recently mixed up his allergy pills with Viagra. He made the admission during yesterday's episode of "Live with Kelly & Mark." Mark failed to read the label on the bottle.
Survey: "Do you know someone who mixed up two sets of pills? If so, what hilarious thing happened? What were the consequences? How long before they realized a mix-up had occurred? What did others say?"
The Daily Mail says Britney Spears had a short fling with her housekeeper, Paul Richard Soliz, after separating from her husband, Sam Asghari. The fling ended when Britney learned about Paul's criminal past. They no longer communicate. A source tells the newspaper, "They had a short fling after Sam left but that was it. Britney hooked up with him twice and, at the time, did not know about his criminal past."
Survey: ''Have you ever started dating someone and then discovered they had a criminal past? If so, what happened? Did you continue dating them? What did they say about their crime?"
Today is ''Kids Take Over The Kitchen Day.''
Survey: Ask parents to call with the hilarious disasters their kids created when they took over the kitchen and tried to cook or bake. How much damage was caused? What did your kid say about the disaster? Who did they blame?''
Today is Video Games Day.
Survey: "Have you ever dumped someone because they put video games before you? If so, what happened? What did they miss out on doing because they wanted to game? How long did the relationship last? What flimsy excuses did they use during the relationship?"
"My Big Fat Greek Wedding 3' opened in theatres over the weekend ... The movie finished third at the weekend box office with $10 million
Survey: "We asked our audience to call with their (funny) wedding disasters. What happened? How was the wedding saved? Did someone get arrested? Did something funny happened during the walk down the aisle? Did someone object to the union?"
Survey: ''Do you live in a divided house where you and your partner root for opposing NFL teams? What funny fights and arguments have you had? Has anyone broken anything? Has anyone gotten the cold shoulder? Has a lovemaking ban occurred?''
The Daily Mail says Joe Jonas recently decided to divorce Sophie Turner after seeing her do something on their Ring doorbell camera. TMZ says Joe either overheard something or saw Sophie do something that made him realize their marriage was over.
Survey: "What's the craziest or most hilarious thing that you've caught your partner or spouse doing on a doorbell or a security camera? What happened? What was their excuse? Do you know someone else who busted a partner or spouse on a camera? What happened?"
The Daily Mirror says a 25-year-old man, who wishes to remain anonymous, recently proposed to his girlfriend at her mother’s funeral because he believes "life is too short." The girlfriend's mother disapproved of her relationship due to a five-year age difference. The grieving girlfriend rejected the proposal and criticized her man for his insensitive timing. He says, “Honestly I couldn't see a better moment than right then because we were finally free of her mother's judgment and able to be together without her mum's opinions on the matter. I I had good intentions when I proposed, and doesn't every girl just wanna get married to the love of her life?"
Survey: ''Do you know someone who proposed at the worst time? If so, what was going on when they proposed? What did people say about the proposal? Did the person accept? What happened?''
A survey by PriceGrabber.com reveals that 66% of people think the rule about not wearing white after Labor Day is outdated. 21% of respondents had never heard of the rule while 72% ignore it and wear white anyways.
Survey: "What fashion rule do you love to break? What have people said about your outfit and rule-breaking? What were you wearing?"
Survey: "What fashion rule should NOT be broken? Who broke it? How bad did they look?"
Labor Day Weekend is here. It is known as the unofficial end of Summer.
Survey: We asked our audience to call with funny stories about the worst Summer jobs they have held. What made the job soooo bad? How did you last at the job for? Did you quit in a funny way?"
Today is National Matchmaker Day.
Survey: ''Have you ever been set up on a disastrous date? Who set you up on the date? What did they say about the person ahead of time that made them seem so great? What did you find out about the person that made them so bad? Why was the date horrible?''
Fonseca read that Hailey Bieber's fans recently roasted her skin care brand for making an embarrassing mistake on Instagram. A fan asked if the company ships their products to Alaska. Hailey's crew responded, "Our team is working hard to have Rhode available in additional countries soon! Stay tuned for more updates to come." Hailey's followers were quick to point out that Alaska is part of the United States.
Survey: "Who is the most geographically challenged person you know? What states or cities have they messed up like Hailey's team? What makes them so hilariously clueless when it comes to their surroundings? Do they have trouble reading maps or get frequently lost? How do people tease them?"
Dormify, an interior design and decor company for college dorms, says 60% of students at private colleges live in dorms. 36% of students at public colleges live in dormitories. Almost all college students will be moved into their dorms by no later than this weekend.
Survey: "Did your parents ever make a surprise visit to you when you were in college? If so, what happened when they showed up at your dorm? What were you trying to hide? What did they find? As a parent, have you ever done this to your child? What happened?''
Saturday was National Dog Day. BuzzFeed News says Billie Eilish's puppy once went to the bathroom in her room and ruined her Louis Vuitton, limited-edition Nikes, Burberry and Chanel sneakers. Damage was estimated in the thousands.
Survey: ''Has your dog ever given you PUPPY DOG EYES after doing something bad? If so, what happened? How much damage was done? Did you punish them or did they win you over with their PUPPY DOG EYES?"
Starbucks' Pumpkin Spice Latte goes on sale today.
Survey: ''What are the best and worst pumpkin spice products? What makes your worst pumpkin spice product so bad? Have you ever had an allergic reaction to anything pumpkin spice? If so, what happened?"
The Daily Dot says a group of college students recently ate so many boneless wings during an all-you-can-eat promotion at Applebee's that a manager asked them to stop. The students tipped 20% before leaving.
Survey: "Should people be banned from all-you-can-eat restaurants because they eat too much? Why or why not? Are restaurants engaging in false advertising? Has this ever happened to you or someone you know? How much was eaten?"
School is now in session for many students.
Survey: ''When you were in school, what were the worst school lunches? What made them sooooo bad? What did they look like? What did they taste like? What did they smell like?"
Today is National Senior Citizens Day.
Survey: ''Ask your audience to call with the most embarrassing public moment they've endured with a grandparent or great-grandparent. What hilarious thing happened or was said? How did people react?''
Page Six says Sam Asghari is allegedly asking Britney Spears for more money than he is entitled to according to their prenup. Sam is threatening to release embarrassing information about Britney if he is not paid. A source tells the newspaper, “Sam is attempting to negotiate concessions beyond his prenup and threatening to go public with extraordinarily embarrassing information about Britney unless he gets paid. So that’s what Sam is focused on. It's blackmail and it'll never happen."
Survey: ''What hilariously embarrassing secret could you reveal about an ex-partner? How did you find out about their secret? Do they know that you know about their secret? What happened when they found out you knew?''
The Lancaster Guardian newspaper says a Lancaster, England woman recently had her marriage annulled after marrying a man on Zoom. Ayse Reeves was looking for a pen pal during the pandemic and met Darrin Martin, of Utah, on Facebook. They got married in August 2021 on Zoom without ever meeting. Their relationship fell apart so Ayse filed for an annulment. It was recently granted.
She says, "When the letter came through to tell me I was no longer married, it was like a weight lifted off my shoulders. It felt like I couldn't move on because I was still tied to him. Looking back, it feels like it wasn't real because I didn't meet him. I was in a little bubble, I got so swept up in getting married that I didn't think about how it was a crazy thing to do. I've definitely learned not to rush into things – I would not get into something serious without meeting them now."
Survey: ''Do you know a couple that got an annulment for a funny or weird reason? If so, what happened? How did they meet and why did they marry so fast? What was the reason for the annulment? Do they still talk? What do they say about their former partner?"
Many college students are moving into their dorms this past week.
Survey: "What is the funniest or most unusual decoration you have seen in a dorm room? Why was it so weird? What did people say about it? What did you or your dorm roommate have it? What happened to it when the school year ended?"
School starts for some in North America this week.
Kiddie Survey: "Do you have strict rules about the way you liked to be dropped off at school? If so, what do you make your parents do so they won't embarrass you? How have they embarrassed you in the past."
Today is National Spoil Your Dog Day.
Survey: "Do you know someone, who pampers their dog in an extreme way? If so, how? How is the pet treated better than a spouse or child? What weird, funny, or unusual gifts does the dog receive?"
Today is National Face Mask Day.
Survey: "Have you ever scared anyone while wearing a beauty mask? If so, what happened? Who got scared? What was their reaction? What did you look like in the mask?"
Mashed magazine says Ramen Waffles are trending on Tik Tok. People are boiling Ramen noodles before putting them on a waffle maker with a little bit of waffle batter. The Ramen Waffles are being topped with maple syrup, hot sauce, Sriracha and whipped cream. Some people are folding their Ramen waffles in half before stuffing them with eggs, cheese, bacon and sausage. Many parents plan to feed Ramen Waffles to their kids during the upcoming school year
Survey: "What's the funniest or weirdest thing your child has requested for breakfast or made themselves when you were not around? Give examples of their 'gourmet dishes' like syrup in cereal. Has their breakfast ever caused a big mess in the kitchen? If so what did it look like?''
The Daily Mail says fathers are wearing pink when taking their daughters to see the new Barbie movie. Channing Tatum dressed like his daughter for the Taylor Swift concert in Los Angeles this past weekend. He had a pink glitter heart painted around his left eye and was wearing a black shirt with glitter that read: 'It's me, hi, I'm the daddy, it's me'. The lyric is from Swift's song ''Anti-Hero''.
Girl Dad Survey: ''Have you ever dressed up, or allowed your daughter to dress you up, for a play date or special event like a concert? If so, what were you wearing? What did others say? Did you have trouble getting into the outfit?"
Saturday is National Underwear Day.
Survey: "Have you seen someone in their underwear that you wish you hadn't?" What hilariously embarrassing thing happened? How awkward was it? What did they say?"
Fonseca talks with Daisuke (pronounced Dice-Kay) is a Series Regular on Apple TV's new thriller INVASION, from creators Simon Kinberg and David Weil, inspired by HG Wells' WAR OF THE WORLDS. He recurred on IFC's comedy BROCKMIRE, Amazon's period drama THE MAN IN THE HIGH CASTLE, and he voices a character in Netflix's animated series LOVE, DEATH & ROBOTS. In the world of Video Games, he is the lead character of the hit game GHOST OF TSUSHIMA from Sucker Punch Productions. Daisuke comes from the world of theatre. He was a company member of the Oregon Shakespeare Festival for 6 seasons, has performed in theatres around the country, and also trained and performed with Cirque du Soleil.
The Salt Lake City Tribune thinks a new Marvel movie may be shooting in secret this Summer in Utah. The Utah Film Commission says the movie is titled "Oops All Berry". Its executive producer, Brian Chapick, has worked on several Thor movies and the Black Widow film. Many believe "Oops All Berry" is the secret code name for the new Thunderbolts movie, which stars all villains and no superheroes.
Supermarket Spider Could Cause Men To Be Aroused: The Daily Mail says an Austrian supermarket was evacuated and closed down yesterday because a manager spotted a Brazilian Wandering Spider in a bunch of bananas. Men are being warned to stay away from the store because a bite by the Brazilian Wandering Spider can lead to painful, long-term arousal. Exterminators spent yesterday fumigating the store People magazine says
Mattel is launching their own theme park in Glendale, Arizona in 2024. They will have rides and attractions inspired by Barbie, Hot Wheels, Thomas & Friends and Masters of the Universe. Fans will also be able to dine at the Barbie Beach House and ride a Hot Wheels roller coaster KGTV says
William Shatner is being inducted into the San Diego Air and Space Museum’s International Hall of Fame. His induction is the result of him being the oldest person to go into space. William and several others hovered above Earth on October 13, 2021 aboard Jeff Bezos' Blue Origin rocket
The Daily Mail says a rare Batmobile toy was recently auctioned off for $149,000.The red tin convertible was made in 1966. It has a Batman action figure in the driver's seat. The toy was only supposed to sell for $14,000.
The New York Post recently revealed that the Ken doll's real name is Kenneth Sean Carson. Time for 'What's The Doll's Real Name?'
G.I. Joe is based on a man named: A. General Joseph Colton
B. Gerald Ignatius Joe
C. Gordon Indigo Joseph
Barbie's actual name is: A. Barbra Ann Perfection
B. Barbara Millicent Roberts
C. Barbra Jo Salem
Polly Pocket's actual name is: A. Popular Pockington
B. Polly Alice Kingston Pocket
C. Polly Guile Anderson
Barbie's sister Skipper's full name is: A. Skipping Morgan
B. Madeline Skipper
C. Skipper Roberts
Stretch Armstrong's actual name is: A. Stretcher McArthur
B. Casey Armstrong
C. Jake Armstrong
This week is one of the biggest of the year for Back to School shopping.
Survey: ''Ask your audience to call and describe the funniest, most dorky back to school outfit their parents ever came home with for them to wear. Did they wear it? Were they teased? What jokes were made?"
The Daily Mail says a Los Angeles man, named Ben Reid, recently outraged Italians when he posted a video of himself drenching a pizza in ketchup at a restaurant in Milan, Italy. The restaurant's manager stormed over and threw the ketchup bottle. He screamed before Ben attempted to eat his pizza with a knife and fork.
Survey: "Do you know someone, who committed a 'food crime'? If so, did they pour something on food they shouldn't have or top something with an ingredient they shouldn't have? What food combinations do they enjoy that are gross?''
Today is August 1st a.k.a. the unofficial start of the Back to School shopping season.
Parental Survey: "Have you ever rejected your child's request to buy something outrageously expensive for back to school? If so, what did they want to buy with YOUR money? What kind of temper tantrum did they throw when you rejected them?"
Mashed magazine says fans of Costco are getting the store's logo tattooed on themselves. Costco members are posting pictures and videos of their new tatts.
Survey: "Do you know someone, who got a tattoo that they liked, but no one else did? Why were they proud of their tattoo? What did it look like? Why did everyone else hate it? What jokes were made about it?''
Disney's new movie, ''Haunted Mansion'', opens in theaters today.
Survey: ''Have you ever lived in a haunted house? If so, what funny or strange occurrences took place? How scared were you? Was the house really haunted or was something else causing the haunting? What was it?"
The New York Post says a fight recently broke out at a screening of the Barbie movie. A woman, dressed in pink, walked up to a mother and berated her for allowing her kid to watch YouTube videos during the film. The mother shoved her accuser over a row of seats. The accuser took off her shoe and attacked the mother with it. Several men broke up the fight.
Survey: ''What are your movie theater pet peeves? Have you ever called another moviegoer out? Describe what happened. What did others do? What did the theater do?"
Today is Aunt & Uncles Day.
Survey: ''Do you have a crazy aunt or uncle? If so, how did they earn the title? What politically incorrect things do they say or do? Do you have any family members that are holding grudges against your aunt or uncle?"
Today is Christmas in July.
Survey: ''Do you know someone, who celebrates Christmas year-round? If so, who? How do they celebrate? Do you know anyone, who has already finished their holiday shopping? If so, who and how did they do it?"
Comic-Con started yesterday . 71% of attendees know someone, who has named their child after a fictional character
Survey: "Do you know someone who is named after a fictional (TV, video game or movie) character? If so, what is their name? What jokes get made about their name?"
The Worst Foods To Eat While Driving ... According to a new article by The Takeout
Ice Cream Cones
Tacos
Salad
Chips
Doughnuts
Survey: ''Have you ever had a hilariously catastrophic flying food fail while in the car? If so, why did your food go flying? Did you get hit? Did you slam on your brakes? What kind of food plastered the inside of your car?"
Tonight's Powerball jackpot is worth $1 billion with a lump sum cash payout of $516.8 million.
Survey: "Do you know someone, who was down on their luck or needed help and then won the lottery? if so, what happened? What were they dealing with? How much money did they win? How did it change their life for the better?''
90% of the U.S. is currently experiencing a heatwave.
Survey: With many children banned from touching their home's thermostat, ask your audience, ''How did your father protect the thermostat from you and your siblings? What happened when you touched it? Did you ever break it? What happened?''
Today is National Tattoo Day.
Survey: ''Do you know someone with a misspelled tattoo or incorrect tattoo symbol? How does it read? How is it supposed to read? What jokes are made about the person and their tatt?"
Tom Cruise was promoting 'Mission Impossible - Dead Reckoning - Part One' when he said he was a childhood daredevil. ''I think I was about four-and-a-half years old, and I had this doll, and you throw it up in the air and a parachute comes down. I played with this thing, and I'd throw it off a tree, and I was like, "I really want to do this." I remember taking the sheets off my bed, and I would tie a rope... and I climbed up to the eave, and I got up to the roof. I looked and my mother was in the kitchen - she had four kids - and I jumped off the roof.' It's that moment when you jump off the roof and you go, "This is not gonna work. This is terrible. I'm gonna die." And I hit the ground so hard. Luckily, it was wet. I don't know how it happened, but I figured out after that my face went past my feet as my a** hit the ground. I saw stars in the daytime for the first time, and I remember looking up, going, "This is very interesting."'
Survey: "Were you a childhood daredevil OR do you know one? If so, what crazy stunts did you perform? What painfully funny thing happened? What did your parents say? Were you grounded? If so, for how long? Did you break any bones?"
TOP 10 LIES PEOPLE TELL AT BARS AND CLUBS … According to a new survey by Fosters
- How funny a night out actually was
- How much they have spent on things
- How many partners they have had
- How many times they got chatted up on a night out
- How far they can run, swim, or cycle
- How fancy their holiday hotel was
- Their cooking prowess
- Their seniority at work
- Their tolerance to spicy food
- How much they earn
Survey: "Have you ever met someone at a bar and then caught them in a big fat lie? if so, what happened? How did you know they were lying? How did they try to cover?"
The Times newspaper says Tom Cruise gets weirded out by one ''Mission Impossible 7'' rumor about himself. They quote him as saying, ''That people on set were not allowed to look me in the eye.” The film opens today.
Survey: ''Have you ever worked for an employer that had a funny or weird rule? If so, what was it? Did someone ever break it? What happened when they did? What was the punishment? What jokes were made about the rule?''
USA Today says 7-Eleven is celebrating their 96th birthday today on 7/11 Day. Participating 7-Elevens are giving away free small Slurpee drinks while supplies last.
Survey: ''Do you know someone, who waited in line for a long time to get something inexpensive for free? If so, how long did they wait and what did they wait for? How did they justify the wait?"
Outkick magazine says Nicole Sniadecki was recently arrested for showing up drunk to a job interview at the Marshall County Sheriff’s Office in Plymouth, Indiana. Officers immediately noticed she smelled like booze and had slurred speech. Nicole admitted to having several drinks before her interview and blew a .158. She was charged with intoxication.
Survey: Ask employers, "What is the most outrageous or hilarious thing a potential employee did or said when they showed up for their job interview? Were they dressed funny or did they reveal something shocking about themselves? How did you react? Did they get the job? Were they drunk?"
National Wedgie Day.
Survey: "Ask your audience to call with their hilarious wedgie horror stories. Where did you get attacked by a wedgie? Did anyone catch you? How embarrassed were you? How did you play it off?"
Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest took place yesterday.
Survey: ''What's the most unusual topping you or someone you know places on their hot dogs? Do you know someone who eats their hot dog in a funny manner? If so, how? What funny stories do you have about hot dogs?"
The annual Coney Island Hot Dog Eating Contest takes place tomorrow
Survey: ''Have you ever gorged and ate an insane amount of food in one sitting? If so, what happened? How much did you eat? What happened afterwards? Do you know someone, who did this?"
AAA says 50.7 million Americans are expected to travel during the Independence Day holiday. That's up 2.4% from last year.
Survey: "Have you seen someone on a plane, who made themselves too comfortable? If so, how did they unwind and rile up or gross out other passengers? Did you say something? Did you take revenge again them? Did they get in trouble?"
''Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny'' opens in select theaters tonight. Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford) works as a professor during the day while spending his weekends as an adventurous archaeologist looking for a dial that could change the world.
Survey: "Do you know someone, who moonlights and has a funny or unusual side gig? If so, what's their regular job? What's their side gig?"
TMZ says Pink was recently performing in London when a fan threw her mother's ashes on stage. Pink picked up the bag of ashes and asked the fan, "Is this your mom? I don't know how I feel about this". No word on what Pink did with the ashes.
Survey: ''Where is the funniest or weirdest place you have heard of someone spreading ashes? Do you know someone who suffered an 'ash fail'? If so, what happened?"
The TV show, ''Claim To Fame'', premiered on ABC last night. Twelve celebrity relatives battled one another in a talent competition.
Survey: ''Have you ever had 15 minutes of fame? If so, what happened? How did you know your 15 minutes were up?''
Mick Jagger's girlfriend, Melanie Hamrick, tells People magazine that he gave her a promise ring. "I mean, I have to giggle because did Mick give me the ring? Yes. Is it for that finger? Yes. But are we like, teenagers where we’re giving each other… In my mind, it's a promise ring. We'll be immature and call it a promise ring." The couple has been dating since 2014.
Female Survey: "Did your partner keep their promise and marry you after giving you a ring? What happened? Is a promise ring a good idea or a bad idea? Is it a cop-out?''
Today is Take Your Dog to Work Day.
Survey: "What kind of (funny or weird) destruction did your dog cause when you didn't take them to work? How much damage was caused? What look did your pet have on its face?"
Today is National Kissing Day.
Survey: "Was your first kiss in a funny, weird or unusual location? If so, where was it? What happened after it? How would you rate it? What were you thinking during it?"
Today is National Selfie Day.
Survey: "Do you know someone, who has taken a Selfie in front of something hilariously inappropriate like a coffin or something else? If so, describe the funny shot? What was their excuse for taking it?' Where is the most inappropriate place you've seen someone take a Selfie? What happened?"
A New York City landlord is renting his Brooklyn apartment for $5,750 a month. The landlord is including a clause in his rental agreement that prohibits the cooking of meat or fish because he doesn't like the smell. The man's real estate broker, Andrea Kelly, says, “It’s not vegetarian-only, but the owner lives in the building and doesn’t want the smell of cooking meat drifting upstairs.''
Survey: "Have you ever had a landlord that included a weird or funny rule or clause in your rental agreement? If so, what was it? Did you break it? How did you get around it? Did you get busted? What happened?"
Another Father's Day has passed.
Father Survey: ''What's the funniest or weirdest Father's Day gift you ever received? What made it sooooo crazy? What did you do with it? Did you lie about what you did with it?''
Father's Day is Sunday.
Survey: "What's the most embarrassing thing your father has done in front of your friends? How did your friends react? How did you react? How mortified were you? How did your friends tease you?"
Father's Day is Sunday.
Dad Survey: "What's the most embarrassing thing your child has done while out in public? What did you say after it happened? What jokes were made about it? What were the consequences for your child? "
Biggest Pet Peeves Of Fathers ... According to a new Father's Day survey by Top Cash Back
Leaving the lights on (27%)
Someone stealing the TV remote/changing the channel (21%)
Thermostat too high/low (20%)
Doors being kept open (17%)
Dirty dishes in the sink (15%)
Dad Survey: "What's your biggest home life pet peeve? What does your family do that drives you nuts? How do you try and combat the pet peeve?"
TV Dad Your Real Life Dad Is Most Like .. according to a survey by TopCashBack.com
Tim Allen from Home Improvement ... 40%
Homer Simpson ... 17%
George Lopez from The George Lopez Show ... 15%
Phil Banks from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air ... 14%
Survey: "Father's Day is Sunday. What TV father is your own father most like and why? Give examples of their hilarity and clumsiness. Does your dad look like a TV dad? Who is his doppelganger?"
Many people will start their Summer job this week.
Survey: Start a search of your audience to find the person, who had the shortest Summer job. How long did they last before they quit? What happened?"
The Daily Mail says Britney Spears recently worked out in high heel leather boots and a mini skirt. She Instagrammed a video of her workout and said her attire was inspired by a video of a woman doing a treadmill workout in a formal dress and high heels.
Survey: "What's the funniest or weirdest outfit you've seen someone wear to the gym? What did it look like? What did others say about it?"
The Scripps National Spelling Bee finale aired last night on ION.
Survey: "We asked our audience to call with their funny stories about spelling errors they have sent as a result of bad 'talking and texting'. What did the text (or tweet) say? How did the recipient respond?"
Top Things That End A Relationship ... According to a new survey by Avocado Green Mattress
Clinginess — 43%
Overuse of social media — 42%
Poor hygiene — 42%
Lack of/differing sense of humor — 41%
Being too obsessed with their pet — 40%
Poor manners — 38%
Not liking a specific food — 35%
Being too talkative — 31%
Being too messy — 25%
Never washing the dishes — 18%
Survey: ''Have you ever ended a relationship because of a quirky reason? What did the other person do that was so quirky that it irked you? What did they say when you ended the relationship?''
Today is International Blondes Day.
Female Survey: "Have you ever dyed your hair blonde? Did you receive more attention after you dyed it? Is it true that blondes have more fun? How so? How did men treat you differently after you dyed your hair? What blonde jokes did people tell you?"
Memorial Day Weekend signals the official start of the (public) pool season.
Survey: "What's the funniest or most disturbing thing you've seen at a public pool? What jokes were made? Did the person get embarrassed?"
WDTV says 42 million Americans are expected to travel during Memorial Day weekend.
Survey: "What's the funniest or weirdest thing you've seen at a rest stop while on a holiday road trip? What did others say about it? Did you post a picture of what you saw on social media?"
Lucky Penny Day.
The Omaha World Herald says Humberto Alejandre was recently driving from Florida to Colorado when his car broke down in Omaha. He stopped at a hotel where he found a shiny penny, face up, in the parking lot. Humberto picked up the penny and then went to a nearby convenience store where he bought a lottery ticket. He scratched off the ticket and won a $200,000 lottery jackpot. His odds of winning were 1 in 140,000. Humberto plans to use his winnings to fix his car
Survey: ''In honor of Lucky Penny Day, do you have an unusual item that brings you luck? If so, what is it and what luck has it brought you? Start a search of your audience to find the listener with the strangest good luck charm?"
This weekend is one of the biggest of the year for college and high school graduations.
Survey: ''Do you know someone who was not allowed to take part in a commencement ceremony because they previously got in trouble? If so, what happened? What did people say about what they did? Did the crime' fit the punishment? How did they eventually get their degree?"
The new Fast and the Furious movie, ''Fast X", opens in theaters today.
Survey: ''Start a search of your audience to find the person that has had the most car accidents. Why do they keep crashing? What's the most absent-minded car crash they've been in? What are their excuses for why they keep crashing??"
High school yearbooks are about to be distributed.
Survey: "In high school, what were you named 'most likely to do'? How did you earn the title? What did you end up doing? What's the funniest senior superlative someone at your school was given?"
WDIV says Kelsey Hudie, of Dearborn, Michigan, recently went into labor during her college graduation ceremony. Her aunt, who works for Henry Ford College, told administrators that Kelsey was in labor and needed to get her liberal arts degree first so she could head to the hospital. The school granted the request just minutes before the commencement ceremony began. Kelsey got her degree and then gave birth to a healthy baby girl named Nyla.
Survey: ''Where is the funniest or strangest place you or someone you know has gone into labor? What happened? Where was the child born? What did others do? Did the baby receive a name based on the situation or where they were born?''
Mother's Day is Sunday.
Survey: We asked mothers, "What's the most hilariously embarrassing thing your child has ever done to you in public? What did they say? What did they do? How did people react? Who did they insult?"
Mother's Day is Sunday.
'Female Survey: "Have you ever dated a mama's boy? If so, what happened? How helpless was your man? What basics did his mother do for him? What simple things did he not know how to do? For example, laundry, dishes, etc, etc. What crazy things did he ask you to do for him?"
Today is National Clean Up Your Room Day.
Survey: "What's the craziest, most disgusting or most unusual thing you found in your child's room while cleaning it? Where was it hidden? What was their excuse for having it? How did you get rid of it?"
Mother's Day is Sunday
Survey: "What is the worst punishment you ever received from your mother? What hilariously bad thing did you do to get punished? How long were you grounded for?"
'Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 3' topped the weekend box office with $114 million. Bradley Cooper's character, Rocket Raccoon, is a fan favorite.
Survey: ''We asked our audience to call with their (funny) raccoon horror stories. What kind of damage did the raccoon cause? Did the raccoon get into your house? Do you know someone who keeps a raccoon as a pet? What was the reaction to the raccoon?''
Today is Cinco De Mayo.
Survey: Ask your audience to call with their painfully funny hot pepper horror stories. ''Have you ever pranked anyone with a hot pepper? If so, what funny thing happened?"
Today is Star Wars Day i.e. 'May The Fourth Be With You'
Survey: "Have you ever dated a Star Wars fanboy or fangirl? If so, what happened? How obsessed were they? Did they have Star Wars bed sheets and Star Wars underwear? What funny or jaw dropping moments happened during your time with them?"
Today is National Two Different Colored Shoes Day.
Survey: "Have you ever left the house with clashing clothes? If so, were you wearing different colored socks, different shoes, a shirt or pants on backwards? What hilarious thing happened? Who busted you?"
Today is National Teacher Appreciation Day.
Survey: "What's the funniest, most embarrassing thing you've ever seen happen to a teacher in a classroom? How did they try to cover for themselves? What happened when the teacher returned to the classroom? What jokes were made?"
Today is School Principals' Day.
Survey: ''Ask your audience to call with their funny stories about why they were sent to the principal's office. What happened? What were the consequences? Did they talk themselves out of trouble?''
TMZ says Jerry Springer died yesterday at the age of 79 at his home in Chicago. The website says Jerry was allegedly diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several months ago.
Survey: ''Do you know a dysfunctional couple that should have appeared on Jerry Springer's show? If so, what makes them so dysfunctional? What hilariously outrageous problems do they have?"
Today is Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day.
Kiddie Survey: "Ask kids, between the ages of 5 and 9, to call and tell you what their parents do for a living? Have them explain what they think their job responsibilities are. How much do they think they get paid?''
Today is National Administrative Professionals Day and a perfect time to ask professionals:
Survey: "What dirty secrets do you know about your boss? How did you find out about this secret? What would happen if it got out?"
Today is Hairstylist Appreciation Day.
Survey: "Do you know someone, who hilariously botched a home hair treatment or haircut? If so, what funny thing happened? Did it involve a perm or coloring? What jokes were made about the treatment's results or the new 'hairstyle'?"
Prom season began over the weekend. The NY Post says high schoolers are bringing goats to prom. The trend started on Tik Tok. JerMarcus Askew, of West Palm Beach, Florida, dressed in a white tuxedo before bringing a white goat to his dance. He says he rented the goat from a local farmer for $100. “I brought a goat to prom because I’m known in my city for being the greatest when it comes to fashion and photography. And I wanted to show everyone that I really am the greatest of all time.”
Survey: "Do you know anyone, who had an odd prom date? If so, what made it so odd and funny? How did the night end? What did people say about the date?"
Tomorrow is Earth Day.
Survey: "Do you know someone, who recycles or re-uses something weird or funny? If so, what is it? What's the oddest thing you know of someone re-purposing? Underwear, used tissues, etc, etc .. ?"
Today is National Look A-Like Day.
Survey: ''Do you know a celebrity look-a-like? If so, who do they resemble? Have they ever received anything free because of their mistaken identity? Has their resemblance ever gotten them into trouble?''
Another Tax Day has passed.
Survey: Do you know someone who blew their tax refund? If so, what frivolous and ridiculous thing did they buy? How much was it? What did people say? Did they have bills they should have paid with the refund?"
Today is Tax Day.
Survey: "Have you ever held a job where you got paid 'under the table'? If so, how much did you earn? Did you get busted? Do you know someone, who got busted? What happened? Find the listener with the biggest discrepancy."
The Daily Mail says a California cat is going viral because it owns 100 pairs of sunglasses. Karen McGill's cat was born with no eyelids so she spent $6,200 on glasses to make sure Bagel can see. Karen and Bagel have matching sunglasses. Karen says Bagel likes to travel. ''Her sunglasses are medically necessary since she was born without eyelids. However, she has a huge collection of other sunglasses that she wears for fun. Bagel is such a unique cat and very gentle with most other animals. I can't help myself from taking photos and videos of her. She's been to New York Fashion Week twice and walked LA Fashion week three times, however, Paris is definitely on the cards next. People cannot believe that she wears such long gowns and that she's been in fashion week. They think it's really cool and always ask how she's so chill."
Survey: "Do you know someone who's purchased a matching outfit for themselves and their pet? If so, who? Describe the outfit? What do people say about it?''
Today is International Moment of Laughter Day.
Survey: "Have you ever laughed out loud at the wrong moment? If so, what happened? Why was it so inappropriate to laugh out loud? How did you apologize? What did the other person say?''
Today is National Only Child Day
Survey: ''Do you have an only child, who has an imaginary friend because they have no siblings? If so, what's the imaginary friend's name? Has your child made you interact with their imaginary friend? Has your child ever blamed their imaginary friend for something they did? Do they get upset when you imply that their imaginary friend isn't real?''
The Daily Mirror says a South Wales, England woman is going viral because her ultrasound shows a likeness of Cookie Monster. Angharad Murray is due to give birth next month. She says Cookie Monster is waving in her ultrasound. "They told me everything was fine and then they gave me the picture, I didn't actually look at it until I was waiting to see the doctor and then my first thought was that it looks like Kermit. I can now see the Cookie Monster as well but at first I thought it was a frog, I can't stop looking at the picture, it makes me laugh.''
Mom Survey: "Did you see a likeness of a person, a character, an object or something else in an ultrasound? If so, what did you see? What happened? What did others say?"
Another Easter has passed.
Survey: "Did your kids miss finding Easter Candy only to discover it months or years later? If so, where was it hidden? Did they eat it? What did it taste like?"
March Madness concluded last night with a new national champion. The American Gaming Association says 40 million people filled out March Madness brackets with their work colleagues.
Survey: "Have you and your co-workers ever made a funny or weird office bet? If so, what was the bet? What happened? Who won?''
Today is Free Cone Day at participating Ben & Jerry's ice cream shops.
Survey: "Do you know a ''freebie abuser'' aka someone who takes advantage of free promotions? If so, what hilariously crazy and extreme lengths have they gone to to get inexpensive free things? Have they ever gotten busted? What happened?''
April Fool's Day.
Survey: ''Ask your audience to call with their best (April Fool's) pranks. How did the person react? What funny thing happened?"
Today is International Folding Laundry Day.
Survey: "Do you know a lazy launderer, who hates doing laundry and will wear the same clothes over and over? If so, who is it? What items do they wear over and over? How many days in a row will they wear the same item without changing? What do they smell like?"
A new article by Best Life reveals that the 5 Second Rule is fake. Dr Soma Mandal, from Summit Health, says, ''When food comes into contact with a contaminated surface, it can pick up harmful bacteria immediately—in less than a single second. It is generally not recommended to adhere to the five-second rule to determine whether food is safe to eat or not. If food does come into contact with a contaminated surface, it is best to discard than risk the chance of getting ill."
Survey: ''We asked our audience to call with their funny and weird 'five-second' rule stories. Where is the funniest or strangest place you have seen someone test or adhere to the five-second rule? How did they justify what they did?''
A new survey by YouGov reveals that 10% of people have performed a do-it-yourself dental procedure on themselves. Top do-it- yourself dental procedures ... extractions followed by homemade fillings, repaired crowns, file down a broken tooth and treat an infection.
Survey: "Have you ever performed a do-it-yourself medical procedure on yourself or had someone else perform the procedure? If so, what did you do? What were the results like? What did your doctor say when you told them?''
Today is National Puppy Day.
Survey: "Did you have a puppy that caused an incredible amount of destruction? If so, what happened? How much damage was caused? What look did your puppy have on its face after getting busted?"
The Independent says health officials are now warning fitness influencers and bodybuilders not to eat dog food to increase their protein intake. People are posting videos of themselves on Tik Tok eating Pedigree dog food because it contains 666 g of protein. The National Academy of Sciences says dog food contains a synthetic form of vitamin K, which is safe for dogs, but causes liver damage in humans. Some Tik Tok bodybuilders are trying wet dog food instead of dry dog food.
Survey: ''Did you or someone you know eat pet food? If so, what did you eat? Why did you eat it? What did it taste like? Did you prank someone with dog food?''
Today is National Single Parent Day.
Survey: We asked our audience to call and honor single parents. Were you raised by a single parent? If so, how did they sacrifice to make sure you had everything you needed? How did they go above and beyond in life for you?''
WSVN says Dairy Queen is bringing back their Free Cone Day today. Customers can get a small vanilla soft serve cone for free at participating restaurants while supplies last.
Survey: "Do you know someone, who dropped their ice cream cone at the worst possible time? If so, what hilarious thing happened? What did the mess look like? Did a pet eat the cone? Did the cone drop cause an accident? of some sort?"
Today is St. Patrick's Day.
We started a search of your audience to find the most unlucky person. What happened to them? Did they have multiple hilariously bad things happened over a short period of time?"
Today is No Selfies Day.
Survey: ''Do you regret taking a selfie somewhere? If so, what hilarious thing happened? Why was the location or timing inappropriate? What was in the background? How did people react?''
March Madness is here! Vasectomies spike by 50% during the first several days of March Madness.
Dr. Stephen Jones, a urologist at the Cleveland Clinic, says men opt to get the surgery during the NCAA tournament so they can watch the games while recovering. "They need at least a day with ice, keeping the area cool. Not so much because it hurts, it really doesn't hurt much, but it's an area that swells very easily. So, if they're going to spend a whole day doing nothing, it's not hard to figure out that they'd want to do it on a day they'd like to be sitting in front of the television. There's nothing that makes guys want to be in front of a television more than March Madness."
Survey: ''Do you know any cheating women, who got pregnant after their partner had a vasectomy? If so, what happened? How did they get busted? What did they say?"
Today is National Pi (3.14) Day.
Flip the Script Survey: ''What is the weirdest pie you have ever eaten? What was in it? Who made it? What did people say about it?"
Today is Employee Appreciation Day.
Flip The Script Survey: ''Do you know someone, who was named Employee of the Month that shouldn't have been? If so, how did they fool everyone at work? What did they do that should have disqualified them for being named Employee of the Month? Are they a con artist?''
Today is one of two National Ranch Dressing Days.
Survey: "Do you know someone, who puts ranch dressing on something they shouldn't? If so, what food or dish do they pour it on? What do people say about it? What was your reaction when you tried it?"
Today is False Teeth Day.
Survey: ''Ask your audience to call with their funny denture stories. Who lost them? How did they do it? What jokes were made? What happened to the teeth?"
''Farmer Wants A Wife'' premieres tonight on Fox.
Show Synopsis: Four farmers are looking for love in the heartland.
Survey: "Have you ever dated someone who had an odd job? If so, what was the job? How were you out of your comfort zone with their job? What stories did they used to tell about their job?"
The Daily Mail says a London mother is going viral because she accidentally used spray paint instead of vinyl cleaner on the interior of her grey Mazda. The woman's daughters posted a video of her mishap. They laughed uncontrollably in the background. The inside of the Mazda looks like someone graffitied it.
Survey: "Do you know someone, who accidentally mixed up two products? If so, what were the products? What happened? How expensive was the mistake to fix?''
Today is Dentist's Day.
Survey: "Do you know someone, who has a dentist phobia? If so, in what funny ways do they freak out at the dentist? Have they passed out? Do they need loads of laughing gas?"
BONUS Survey: "Ask your audience to call with their funny stories about funny or crazy things they have done while under the influence of laughing gas"
Today is National Retro Day.
Survey: "What do you miss most about the 70s, 80s, 90s and early 2000's?" Fashion, music, TV, culture, style, etc etc.
Today is Pinocchio Day.
Survey: ''What's the funniest lie your toddler or young child ever told you? How did you know they were lying? What was their reaction when you busted them?''
Lent begins today.
Survey: "Do you know someone, who has given up something funny or weird for Lent? If so, what was it? How long were they able to go without it?"
Today is Fat Tuesday.
Survey: "What's the most fattening dish you've ever eaten? How many calories do you think it had in it? How did you feel after you ate it"
The Super Bowl will be broadcast in more than 230 countries with an estimated worldwide audience of over 1 billion people.
Survey: "Do you know someone, who is not watching the Super Bowl? What will they do instead? Where do you escape to? What places are not crowded?''
Today is National Pizza Day.
"Do you know someone, who enjoys putting weird or disgusting toppings on their pizza? What does it taste like? What should NEVER go on a pizza?"
"Knock at the Cabin" opened over the weekend in theaters. The movie finished first at the weekend box office with $14.2 million
Movie Synopsis: While vacationing at a remote cabin in the woods, a young girl and her parents are visited by four strangers, who knock on their door and demand they make an unthinkable choice to avert the apocalypse.
"Who is the strangest person that has ever knocked on your door? Who were they? What were they selling? What did they want? How did you get rid of them?''
The Daily Mail says Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow yesterday meaning there will be six more weeks of Winter. The paper says 40 million Americans are currently being hit with an Arctic blast.
"When you were younger, did you ever get into trouble when left home alone during a snow day? If so, what happened? How did you get busted? Was there damage? Did you have to pay for it? What was the punishment?"
Some people will celebrate Groundhog Day today by cooking groundhog stew. People braise their groundhog and include vegetables, bacon and seasonings.
"What's the most exotic and unusual meat you have ever eaten? What did it taste like? What did people say after they found out you ate the meat? Would you eat it again?"
On this date in 2004, Janet Jackson exposed her breast during the Super Bowl halftime show, resulting in a $550,000 fine against CBS.
Survey: ''Have you ever had an unexpected and accidental exposure? If so, what hilarious thing happened? How did you play it off?"
The Super Bowl is now set. The Eagles will play the Chiefs.
Survey: ''Have you ever lost a funny football bet that required an unusual payoff other than money? If so, what happened and what did you have to do? Do you know someone this happened to? What was the embarrassing payoff? For example, streaking, dressing funny, etc etc "
The Super Bowl is now set. The Eagles will play the Chiefs
Survey: "Do you know someone, who comfort eats after their favorite team loses? If so, what do they eat? How much of it do they eat? What do they say after they have eaten it?''
The Daily Mail says the Wyandotte, Michigan police recently posted a mugshot of their K9 after he was accused of eating a fellow officer's lunch. Officer Barwig accused his fellow officer of jumping up on a chair and eating his lunch from a break room table. The police captioned the mugshot with: ''Stealing is not only a crime but it is morally wrong too. Some jobs, like that of being a police officer, require you to take an oath prior to starting. Within the officer's sworn oath is the promise to protect a person's property. That being said, it saddens me to report that a current officer of the Wyandotte Police Department is under investigation for stealing!''
The police then posted an update: ''Dozens of attorneys have offered to defend Ofc Ice pro-bone-o! We have been threatened with massive protests if we move forward with our investigation and/or charges. Plus the overall public just doesn't believe he is guilty. No video has been produced. That being said Ofc Ice will not face any internal discipline or criminal charges. Matter of fact one of his local supporters, Lunch Wyandotte, dropped him off a custom made sandwich today because they felt like he wasn't being fed enough. Side note, they threw the officers a tray of sammies too! The public has spoken. #nochargesforIce'.''
Fill In the Phrase Survey: "My dog deserves a mugshot and to be thrown in jail because they stole ________________. How did you find out your dog stole from you? What look did they have on their face when you busted them? What was the punishment?''
A new survey by EasyJet Holidays reveals that 70% of employees daydream about their vacation destination while at work
Survey: ''Have you ever gotten busted daydreaming at work? if so, what were you dreaming about? What were you supposed to be doing? Has your daydreaming ever resulted in a hilarious or catastrophic disaster? If so, what happened?"
Newsweek magazine says a cat, named Bentley, is going viral because his owner had to place a child lock on her microwave because he kept opening it for food. Bentley's owner says. "I woke up to a bunch of noise and went down to see the microwave open, Bentley on the floor engorged with pizza and the other cats circling around watching. Ever since then, Bentley knows he could get food from there, so we put a lock on it to keep it from being open all the time. He always acts like he'll never get another meal, so, whenever he smells food, he's going after it. He still tries to open it and any cupboards so we have child locks on a lot."
Survey: ''What does your dog or cat know how to get into and open? What do they do once they've opened it? What have you caught them stealing?''
Today is National Compliment Day.
Survey: "What is the oddest or funniest compliment you have ever received? What is the biggest backhanded compliment you have ever received? What was your reaction and response?"
The season premiere of ''The Bachelor'' airs tonight.
Survey: "What's the most outlandish, funniest or weirdest thing a person did to impress you on a first date? Were you impressed? Was there a major fail? Did they say something that shocked you?"
Chelsea Handler was recently doing an interview with Drew Barrymore when she said she has two online dating pet peeves. She dislikes guys, who post pictures of themselves holding fish and men, who list their job as 'entrepreneur'.
Female Survey: Ask online daters "What are your biggest online dating profile pet peeves? Do you like pictures of men holding fish? Have you had someone call themselves an 'entrepreneur'? What did they really do for a living that didn't match up with the title of 'entrepreneur'?''
Couple Gets Locked In Dog Crates: KABC says a Stockton, California couple recently locked themselves inside a pair of dog crates. The couple bought the crates and then climbed inside to test them out. The doors closed behind them. The couple was able to free themselves by maneuvering the crates in front of one another and opening
them up. Had that not worked, they would have had Alexa call their neighbors to come and free them.
What's the most hilariously embarrassing and/or compromising position or situation your neighbor has ever caught you in? What funny excuse did you give for the situation? What did your neighbor say?''
Today is National Gourmet Coffee Day.
Survey: "Do you know someone who puts a weird or funny additive into their coffee? If so, who is it? What do they put into the coffee? Have you ever tried it? What does it taste like?"
The NFL playoffs started this past weekend.
Survey: "Do you know anyone, who has broken something after their favorite team lost? If so, what did they destroy? How much was it worth? How did others try and them stop them? What did the hothead say once they calmed down? Did they break something that wasn't theirs?"
The Daily Mail says Sony has launched a new Walkman 40 years after putting their original cassette Walkman on sale. The new Walkman allows users to access the Internet so they can download and stream music. The new $425 Walkman also has a touch screen and is small at 2 inches x 3 inches
Survey: "Do you know someone who uses outdated technology because they refuse to get with the times? If so, who is it? What kind of outdated technology are they using? What jokes are made about their low-tech? What funny thing happened when their outdated technology malfunctions?''
Newsweek magazine says tonight's Mega Millions lottery jackpot is worth $1.35 billion because there were no winners on Tuesday.
Survey: "Do you know someone, who won the lottery and then blew their money? If so, how much did they win and what did they blow their money on? What did they say after they blew their cash?''
EMS 1 says Winter storms continue to batter California. A Lompoc, California woman recently gave birth in a riverbed as flood waters were rising around her. The woman's father helped deliver the baby. Firefighters found the woman and transported her to a hospital to be treated.
Survey: ''Do you know someone, who had a baby in a funny or weird place? If so, what happened? Who delivered the baby? How did others react? What crazy things happened during the delivery? Was the child's name inspired by the incident?"
Rare News says teenagers are removing their braces with metal spoons. The trend started on Tik-Tok as teens posted videos of themselves removing their hardware. Some teens are buying removal pliers on Amazon for $11.79. They are using an electric nail file to remove the glue on their teeth. Parents are outraged because they have spent thousands of dollars on the braces. Dentists are begging teens not to remove braces on their own.
Survey: Do you know someone, who thought they were a doctor and performed surgery on themselves? if so, what did they do? What was the result? What did others say about it?
The Golden Globes are tonight. Past host Ricky Gervais says he used to drink before hosting the show. "IF I didn't drink I wouldn't be brave enough to say some of the things I'm going to say. I start (drinking) at a reasonable hour - ya know, I'm not a maniac. Three or four (pm) or something like that."
Survey: "Have you ever gotten drunk before a big event to calm your nerves? If so, what funny things happened after you got drunk? Has this happened to someone you know? If so, what funny things happened?''
College football's championship game takes place tonight as Georgia battles TCU
Survey: ''Have you ever told a lie to your partner in order to watch (college) football? If so, what did you say? Did you get away with it? What happened when you got busted?''
Match.com claims Sunday, January 8th will be the busiest day of the year for online dating and dating apps. Match expects a 69% spike in new memberships by Sunday. Match says Sunday at 9:05 p.m. will be the best time to make a connection with another single.
Survey: We asked our audience to call and describe the weirdest, wildest and worst online dates they have been on. How long did the date last? How did they get out of it?"
WGN-TV says Southwest Airlines is giving travelers 25,000 frequent flyer points for their trouble last week. Southwest canceled or delayed 75% of their flights between Christmas Eve and New Year's Day. The airline says the points are worth $300
Survey: ''Have you ever been done wrong by a business, who then tried to make good with a hilariously weak compensation? If so, how did the business fail you? How did they try to make things right? What was your reaction when you saw how bad their offering was?''
A survey by comparethemarket.com reveals that 50% of workers are still in "holiday mode" the week following Xmas vacation.
Survey: ''Have you ever returned from a vacation and screwed something up at work because you were still in 'holiday mode'? If so, what funny thing happened? What were you daydreaming about when you screwed up? Did you get fired? What was the punishment?"
Hull Live says a woman from the UK, who wishes to remain anonymous, tells the newspaper that she baked her Elf on the Shelf in the oven. "Elfis, our elf that we’ve had for 5 years, arrived on December 1st with a broken leg and blamed it on the kids for leaving their toys out, saying he tripped and broke his leg but Doc McStuffins fixed him up and put a cast on him. The note told the kids that he was on strict bedrest orders and couldn’t move for 14 days. The other day the kids noticed that it had been longer than 14 days and he hadn’t moved so when they weren’t looking I grabbed him off the kitchen counter and quickly tossed him in the oven until I could move him later and not raise any suspicion. Today the kids wanted leftover pasta for lunch and Gray (her son) likes it when I bake leftover pasta because he says it tastes better so that’s exactly what I did. I preheated the oven and started cleaning the kitchen. About 4 minutes later I started to smell something REALLY funky and that’s when all h*ll broke loose and I broke my son’s heart."
Survey: ''Have you ever had an Elf on the Shelf that had an untimely death? If so, what happened? What did your kids say? What did you tell them? What did the elf look like after it's untimely death?''
Christmas is coming.
Survey: "What gifts have you regifted and why? Have you ever gotten busted for regifting? If so, what funny thing happened? What did the person say?"
Tonight's Mega Millions lottery jackpot is worth $445 million with a lump sum cash payout of $226 million.
Survey: "Do you know someone, who won a lottery jackpot when they were almost broke and needed it the most? If so, who? What happened? How much did they win? Why did they need the money?''
WBZ says a Massachusetts man, named Chase, aka Donut Lover, recently flew from Boston to Connecticut for Krispy Kreme donuts. The trip cost him a total of $500. Chase bought 51 donuts, which he now has in his freezer. He made the trip to the Mohegan Sun casino because there are no Krispy Kreme locations near his home.
Survey: ''Do you know someone, who has gone to extreme lengths to get a food item? What happened? How much of it did they buy? What did others say?"
A new survey by Zelle reveals that 84% of newlyweds prefer money over wedding registry gifts.
Survey: '' What's the funniest or weirdest thing you've seen on a couple's wedding registry? Why did they want it? Who got it for him?"
The NY Post says Pete Davidson wore a hoodie and sunglasses to the world premiere of his new movie, ''Meet Cute''. His co-star Kaley Cuoco, jokingly told Entertainment Tonight, “I’m glad Pete dressed up for the occasion. I am so glad”
Survey: "Do you know someone, who severely under-dressed for an important or formal event? If so, who? What did they wear? What were they supposed to wear? What was their excuse?"
The Masked Singer premiered last night.
Survey: "With Halloween right around the corner, have you ever been scared by a person in a mask? If so, what happened? Recreate your hilarious reaction or scream? Did anyone get injured by the scare?''
BGR magazine says iPhone 14 owners are outraged because their phone buzzes and shakes when they connect to Snapchat, Instagram and Tik-Tok. The buzzing noise is coming from the camera whenever the phone is linked to third-party social media apps. Apple is looking into a fix
Survey: ''Have you ever purchased an expensive item and then found that it didn't work the next day? If so, what did you buy? How much did it cost? Why didn't it work? How did you remedy the problem? Did you return the item?''
WSVN says a Fort Lauderdale couple was recently charged $100,000 for a meal on Royal Caribbean's Symphony Of The Seas ship. The couple went to an Italian restaurant on the ship and ordered calamari, garlic bread, pasta, salad and a lemon meringue cheesecake with vanilla ice cream. The couple was charged $98,638 because their ID number was mistakenly placed in a gratuity box. Royal Caribbean reversed the charge.
Survey: "What's the most hilarious or outlandish thing you have been overcharged for? How much were you overcharged? How did the company rectify the situation?"
''Dancing With the Stars'' returns tonight on Disney+.
Survey: "Do you know someone, who injured themselves while showing off and dancing? If so, what hilariously embarrassing thing happened? How did they try and cover? Were they hospitalized?"
The new iPhone 14 is in Apple stores today.
Survey: "What has your phone miraculously survived? What's the worst thing that happened to it? Did you have to buy a new phone or get the phone repaired?"
Serena Williams was recently doing an interview with Jimmy Fallon when she said she once walked out on a date. She refused to say who she walked out on.
Survey: "Do you know someone, who walked out on a date? If so, what happened? Why did they walk out? How did they get home? What did the other person say?''
The America's Got Talent finale is tonight.
Survey: "Did you have a hilariously embarrassing talent show 'fail' when you were younger? If so, what happened? How did you laugh it off? What did others say? How embarrassed were you?''
Today is Kids Take Over The Kitchen Day.
Survey: ''We asked parents to call with the hilarious disasters their kids created when they took over the kitchen and tried to cook or bake. What happened? How much damage was caused? What did the dish taste like if it was edible?"
The NFL season started this past weekend.
Survey: ''Do you know anyone, who has thrown something at their television while watching a game? If so, what funny thing happened? What did they break What did their partner say?"
The new NFL season started last night.
Survey: We asked past and present cheerleaders to call with their hilariously embarrassing cheerleading moments. How did the crowd react? Did something get slightly injured? Were pictures posted online? What jokes were made?"
The NFL season starts tonight.
Survey: ''Do you live in a divided house where you and your partner root for opposing NFL teams? What funny fights and arguments have you had? Has anyone broken anything? Has anyone gotten the cold shoulder? Has a lovemaking ban occurred?''
The new NFL season starts tomorrow with Buffalo visiting the Rams
Survey: ''Do you know someone, who secretly bet on an NFL game and lost a ton of money without telling their spouse or partner? If so, how much did they lose? If so, how did their spouse or partner bust them? What was their excuse?"
A survey by PriceGrabber.com reveals that 66% of people think the rule about not wearing white after Labor Day is outdated. 21% of respondents had never heard of the rule while 72% ignore it and wear white anyways.
Survey: "What fashion rule do you love to break? What have people said about your outfit and rule-breaking? What were you wearing?"
Survey: "What fashion rule should NOT be broken? Who broke it? How bad did they look?"
College football starts nationwide this weekend.
Male Survey: ''Have you ever told a lie to your partner in order to watch college football? If so, what did you say? Did you get away with it? What happened when you got busted?''
Female Survey: "Has your man ever told a lie in order to watch college football? If so, what did he say? How did you bust him?
The NY Post says John Stamos recently sent his four-year-old son, Billy, to school for the first time. He posted; “One of us is starting his first day at school. And the other is doing everything in his power not to cry.”
Parental Survey: "Did you cry when dropping your children off at school? If so, describe the waterworks and how emotional you got. Imitate your crying. What did your kids say about your blubbering?''
Today is National Matchmaker Day
Survey: ''Have you ever been set up on a disastrous date? Who set you up on the date? What did they say about the person ahead of time that made them seem so great? What did you find out about the person that made them so bad? Why was the date horrible?''
Starbucks' Pumpkin Spice Latte goes on sale today.
Survey: ''What are the best and worst pumpkin spice products? What makes your worst pumpkin spice product so bad? Have you ever had an allergic reaction to anything pumpkin spice? If so, what happened?"
School is starting for many students. Kevin Hart tells the Hollywood Reporter that he was a class clown in school. "I was the class clown. I’m a guy that wanted to laugh. Without laughter, I felt like something was missing. So all trouble came from doing the thing that you weren’t supposed to do in class. But it was always done in a loving way, not in a malicious way. I loved being the guy who was responsible for people smiling in those classrooms, in those hallways, in the cafeterias. It’s something that really did get me through the younger portion of my life."
Survey: "Were you a class clown? If so give examples of things you did to be the class clown. Did you get in trouble? Were you suspended or given detention? If so, what happened?''
Today is National Dog Day. BuzzFeed News says Billie Eilish's puppy once went to the bathroom in her room and ruined her Louis Vuitton, limited-edition Nikes, Burberry and Chanel sneakers. Damage was estimated in the thousands.
Survey: ''Has your dog ever had an accident and ruined something expensive? If so, what happened? How much damage was caused?"
TMZ says Sylvester Stallone's wife, Jennifer Flavin, is divorcing him after 25 years of marriage. She is accusing him of moving assets from their marital funds. She wants their Palm Beach, Florida home and assets from anything he sells. Jennifer also says Sly may be hiding money. Sylvester says, "I love my family. We are amicably and privately addressing these personal issues."
Survey: ''Do you know someone who hid something from their partner when they were married? If so, what was it? What did the person do when they found out something was being hidden? Did it lead to a split? How was the issue resolved?"
School is now in session for many students.
Survey: ''When you were in school, what were the worst school lunches? What made them sooooo bad? What did they look like? What did they taste like? What did they smell like?"
ABC is airing “Cinderella: and “Cinderella: The Reunion, A Special Edition of 20/20”. The synopsis reads; ‘’Celebrating the 25th anniversary of "Rodgers & Hammerstein's Cinderella," featuring members of its all-star cast including Brandy, Whoopi Goldberg, Paolo Montalban, Victor Garber, Bernadette Peters, Jason Alexander and Veanne Cox.’’
Survey: ''Were you like Cinderella? Did you grow up with a wicked stepmother? How did you clash? Do you have evil step-siblings? How did you clash?"
A new Back to School study published in the journal Early Education and Development reveals that children, who enter pre-school with a large vocabulary do better in class. Researchers studied 900 four year-olds and found those, who had a large vocabulary also engaged better with teachers and their peers. Parents are being encouraged to get their children talking as young as possible
Survey: "Do you know a child, whose first words WERE NOT 'dada' or 'mama', but rather something funny or weird? If so, what did they say? Where did they learn the word(s) from?"
OK! magazine claims Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck are planning to marry again this weekend at Ben's estate near Savannah, Georgia. They will have a rehearsal dinner tonight, the wedding tomorrow and a barbecue and picnic on Sunday. A source says Jennifer is going to wear a Ralph Lauren dress. "It’s going to be all about J.Lo. Ben wants all of the focus to be on her for their big day."
Survey: ''Have you ever been to a destination wedding that was held in a weird or funny location? Do you know someone who had a destination wedding in a weird or funny location? If so, where did the wedding take place? Why did the couple hold it there? What did people say about the location?''
A new study by Aloha Browser reveals that the average person shares 276 posts on Instagram, 170 posts on Facebook and 141 tweets every year. 47% of people worry about putting too much of their lives online.
Survey: ''Do you know someone who had a "TMI'' (Too Much Information) moment online? If so, what embarrassing picture or information did they share? What did people say about the post?''
Today is National Thrift Shop Day.
Survey: "What weird, scary, valuable or funny things have you found while rummaging at a thrift store? Do you know anyone, who purchased something inexpensive at a thrift store that turned out to be worth lots of money? If so, what happened?"
The series finale of ''Better Call Saul'' aired last night.
Survey: ''Do you know someone with a horrifically hilarious comb-over like Saul Goodman? If so, who? Describe the comb-over. What jokes have been made about it? Does the person ever address their comb-over?"
School starts for some in North America this week.
Survey: "When you were younger did you ditch school in favor of a wild and crazy adventure? If so, what did you and your friends do? Did you get caught?''
Tell Me Best magazine says men in their late teens and early twenties are purposely trying to set off Planet Fitness' Lunk Alarm. The alarm sounds whenever somebody grunts or groans while pumping iron. Tik-Tok members are posting videos of themselves lifting five -pound dumbbells while loudly screaming and grunting. The groans are setting off the Lunk Alarm.
Survey: ''Does your your health club have a lunk head? If so, describe the guy? How does he try to make himself the center of attention? Impersonate his loud Grunts and groans.''
Today is National Face Mask Day.
Survey: "Have you ever scared anyone while wearing a beauty mask? If so, what happened? Who got scared? What was their reaction? What did you look like in the mask?"
Today is National Spoil Your Dog Day
Survey: ''What's the most expensive thing you, or someone you know, has purchased for their dog? How much did it cost? What did your family say when they found out how much you spent? What was your dog's reaction?''
High school football practice starts this week for most students around the country. Some players are setting multiple alarm clocks so they won't be late for practice.
Survey: "Have you ever overslept and missed something important? If so, what happened? What crazy excuse did you use for your tardiness? Did you get in trouble? What happened?"
Internet Cloning says in the nine months that Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson dated he got several tattoos dedicated to her and her family. The tattoos read “My girlfriend is a lawyer” and “Aladdin and Jasmine,” a nod to their first kiss on SNL. He also got the initials of Kim's children, North, Saint, Psalm and Chicago, inked on himself
Survey: "Do you know someone, who jumped the gun and quickly got someone else's name, or another tribute, inked on them? How long were they dating? Describe the tatt? What happened when they broke up?"
Today is National Underwear Day.
Survey: "Have you seen someone in their underwear that you wish you hadn't?" What hilariously embarrassing thing happened? How awkward was it? What did they say?"
EXTREME WAYS PEOPLE TRY TO GET RID OF BUGS… According to a new survey by Zevo
Fumigate the entire home ... 51%
Put glue traps in every corner of the home ... 46%
Use an entire can of bug-killer all at once ... 43%
Throw the nearest thing at it, no matter what that nearest thing is ... 43%
Trap it in a cup or jar ... 38%
Douse the bugs with boiling water ... 37%
DIY a flamethrower to get rid of it ... 35%
Burn down the home .. 34%
Scream at it ... 33%
Survey: ''Do you know someone who tried to eliminate a bug in a funny or weird way? If so, what happened? Did the attempt result in a disaster? What happened? Did the bug live or die?''
This week is one of the biggest of the year for Back to School shopping.
Survey: ''We asked our audience to call and describe the funniest, most dorky back to school outfit their parents ever came home with for them to wear. Did they wear it? Were they teased? What jokes were made?"
An Australian mother is making headlines because she botched her son's back to school haircut. Johanna Clark went too short on the top and left her 12 year old son Nathaniel looking like Mr. Burns from ''The Simpsons''. Nathaniel is completely bald on top, but still has hair on the sides and back.
Johanna posted; "He had this beautiful wavy blonde hair that he always wore swept to the side. I cut it myself because I felt weird going into the barber in our small country town and asking for such a crazy cut. I thought he would wear it for one day and then I could shave the rest, but he’s still rocking it now! I was worried he might get picked on but he’s actually got a lot of street cred for the cut and has become bit of a legend at school. His initial inspiration was Gargamel from The Smurfs but he ended up looking more like Mr Burns.''
Survey: "Do you know someone, who got a horrible back to school haircut? If so, describe the hilarious or weird haircut? What did people say about it? Did the haircut have a nickname? Who did the person resemble?''
August 1st a.k.a. the unofficial start of the Back to School shopping season.
Parental Survey: "Have you ever rejected your child's request to buy something outrageously expensive for back to school? If so, what did they want to buy with YOUR money? What kind of temper tantrum did they throw when you rejected them?"
The Mega Millions drawing is worth $1.02 billion
Survey: "What funny, weird, crazy or superstitious ways do you pick the numbers you play in the lottery? Have you ever won with your system? If so, what happened?"
Last night's Mega Millions lottery jackpot was worth $830 million.
Survey: "Do you know someone who spent a ton of money on lottery tickets this week and is now broke? If so, how much did they spend and what are they saying today? Why did they so desperately need the money?"
Today is Aunt & Uncles Day
Survey: ''Do you have a crazy aunt or uncle? If so, how did they earn the title? What politically incorrect things do they say or do? Do you have any family members that are holding grudges against your aunt or uncle?"
Today is Christmas in July.
Survey: ''Do you know someone, who celebrates Christmas year-round? If so, who? How do they celebrate? Do you know anyone, who has already finished their holiday shopping? If so, who and how did they do it?"
A new survey by the dating app Inner Circle reveals that cheap dates are now trendy because of inflation. 41% of daters have cut back on dates due to inflation. 50% of singles are more selective about the dates they go on because of how expensive inflation has made them. Coffee dates, picnics and wine dates are the top three cheap dates
Survey: "What is the cheapest date you have ever gone on? How much was spent on the date? Did you like it or not? Did the other person get a another date?''
Today is National Junk Food Day.
Survey: "What AWFUL junk foods do you eat to help you deal with stress? Have you pigged out to calm your nerves? If so, how much did you eat? How did you feel afterwards?"
Today is National Hot Dog Day.
Survey: ''What's the most unusual topping you or someone you know places on their hot dogs? Do you know someone who eats their hot dog in a funny manner? If so, how? What funny stories do you have about hot dogs?"
WBZ says tonight's Mega Millions lottery jackpot is worth $530 million with a lump sum cash payout of $304.7 million. The jackpot is the eighth largest in Mega Millions history. The odds of winning the jackpot are 1 in 302,575,350
Survey: "Do you know someone, who won a large lottery jackpot and then blew their money? If so, how much did they win and what did they blow their money on? What did they say or do after they blew their cash?''
Monday is National Get Out of the Doghouse Day.
Male Survey: ''Ask men to call about the last time they were in the 'doghouse'. What funny or dumb thing did they do to get there? How did they apologize to get back in their partner's good graces?"
"Paws Of Fury: The Legend of Hank" opens in theatres today. A dog named Hank (Michael Cera) trains to be a samurai after an evil cat attempts to destroy a village. Other cats help Hank
Survey: "Do you know a cat and dog, who actually get along? How do they hang out together? What's the funniest thing you've seen them do together?"
oday is National Nude Day.
Survey: "Who is the worst naked person you have ever walked in on? Friend, family member, co-worker??? What hilarious thing happened? What was their reaction? What was said afterwards?"
The second of Amazon's two Prime Days takes place today.
Survey: "What extreme secret purchases have you made? How did you hide them? What did you say when you got caught? Who were you hiding the purchase from and why?"
Today is the first of two Amazon Prime Days.
Survey: "Has your kid ever gotten hold of your credit card? If so, what crazy purchases did they make? Should kids have credit cards? Why or why not?"
"Thor: Love And Thunder" ... The movie topped the weekend box office with $143 million
Survey: "What did you like or dislike about the movie and/or characters? Would you recommend the film to your friends? Was it as good as you expected? Was it as good as the other Thor movies?"
'Thor: Love And Thunder" is out in theaters.
Parental Survey: ''What superhero power do you wish you had and how would you use it with your children? What do you think you would catch them doing? How would your superhero power have prevented a disaster?''
'Thor: Love And Thunder" is in theaters today.
Female Survey: "Who's the sexiest superhero and why? Who wears the sexiest superhero costume? What makes it sexy?"
Actress Miriam Margolyes, who starred with Leonardo DiCaprio in the 1996 film ''Romeo and Juliet'', claims he stunk on the set. She tells ITV, "He was a bit smelly because it was very hot in Mexico and young boys don't make themselves fragrant, they don't wash all the bits. I mean he looked gorgeous back then, but he didn't necessarily smell so great."
Survey: ''Have you ever worked with a stinky co-worker? If so, what did they smell like? What hints did you and your co-workers drop to tell them to bathe more? Did they get the hint?''
Michigan State University is offering a Summer school class called Adulting 101.
The class description reads: ''Are you ready to leave for college or be out on your own? Are you prepared to do adult tasks and have skills to be successful? Michigan State University Extension's Adulting 101 programs help teenagers and young adults demystify the obscure reality of being an “adult” through engaging educational sessions. Each session is packed full of important life skills and tools necessary to live independently.''
Topics include getting organized, home food preservation, renting and eating healthier.
Survey: ''Do you know someone who needs to take an Adulting 101 class? If so, who? Why do they need to take the class? What simple tasks have they failed at?''
Today is National Bikini Day. July 4th marked the unofficial halfway point of summer and the pool season.
Survey: ''We asked our audience to call with their funny bathing suit wardrobe malfunctions. Their funny exposure stories. What did people say? How did you cover the embarrassment?"
Tuesday is International Piercing Day.
We searched our audience to find the listener with the funniest or strangest-placed piercing. Why did they get the piercing there? What do people say about it?"
The NY Post says Ryan Gosling and Margot Robbie were recently spotted roller skating on a boardwalk in Venice Beach, California. They were wearing neon pink and yellow outfits as they filmed a scene for the new Barbie movie. Ryan was wearing a neon yellow fanny pack.
Survey: ''Have you ever had an embarrassing or hilarious FAIL while roller skating? If so, what happened? Were you injured? Did you cause damage?''
'Minions: The Rise Of Gru' opens in select theaters tonight and wide tomorrow.
Parental Survey: "Is there an annoying character that your kids love, but you hate? If so, which character is it? How many times have they watched a movie or TV show that the character appears in? Do a mock impersonation of the character. What hilariously evil thing would you like to do to the character?"
The annual Coney Island Hot Dog Eating Contest takes place on Monday
Survey: ''Have you ever gorged and ate an insane amount of food in one sitting? If so, what happened? How much did you eat? What happened afterwards? Do you know someone, who did this?"
National Kissing Day.
Survey: "Was your first kiss in a funny, weird or unusual location? If so, where was it? What happened after it? How would you rate it? What were you thinking during it?"
The new Elvis movie opens tonight in Select theaters and wide tomorrow.
Survey "Do you know someone, who named a child, a car, a pet or something else after Elvis? If so, what was it? How did people react to the naming?"
Today is National Selfie Day.
Survey: "Do you know someone, who has taken a Selfie in front of something hilariously inappropriate like a coffin or something else? If so, describe the funny shot? What was their excuse for taking it?' Where is the most inappropriate place you've seen someone take a Selfie? What happened?"
Another Father's Day has passed.
Father Survey: ''What's the funniest or weirdest Father's Day gift you ever received? What made it sooooo crazy? What did you do with it? Did you lie about what you did with it?''
Today is Fresh Veggies Day.
Parental Survey: "How do you trick, coerce, bribe and get your children to eat veggies? What veggies do they hate to eat? What happened when they busted you? What did you say?"'
Biggest Pet Peeves Of Fathers ... According to a new Father's Day survey by Top Cash Back
Leaving the lights on (27%)
Someone stealing the TV remote/changing the channel (21%)
Thermostat too high/low (20%)
Doors being kept open (17%)
Dirty dishes in the sink (15%)
Dad Survey: "What's your biggest home life pet peeve? What does your family do that drives you nuts? How do you try and combat the pet peeve?"
Father's Day is Sunday. Jerry Springer was doing an interview with NewsNation when he said his daughter busted him smoking when she was eight years old. His daughter shouted, "Why are you smoking cigarettes? Do you know that's not healthy for you?"
Father Survey: "Has your son or daughter ever busted you doing something that you shouldn't have been doing? If so, how did they bust you? How did they hilariously shame you?"
TV Dad Your Real Life Dad Is Most Like .. according to a survey by TopCashBack.com
Tim Allen from Home Improvement ... 40%
Homer Simpson ... 17%
George Lopez from The George Lopez Show ... 15%
Phil Banks from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air ... 14%
"Father's Day is Sunday. What TV father is your own father most like and why? Give examples of their hilarity and clumsiness. Does your dad look like a TV dad? Who is his doppelganger? Has your dad ever had a mishap like a TV or movie dad? What happened?"
Fonseca talks with the listeners during his show..
This Time :Today is Kitchen Klutzes of America Day.
Survey: "Are you a klutz in the kitchen? If so, what funny or weird thing happened when you were cooking? How much damage did you cause?"
Do you hear wedding bells? Do you wish to hear wedding bells? Do you regret you heard wedding bells or even wished for it? The Fonseca Show presents to you the best callers all about wedding.
In celebration of all the dad's out there; Fonseca takes some calls and produces his best calls from radio callers about dad bods.
Fonseca shares with you the best calls he received from callers all over the country and this time it is about -- shhhhhh -- secrets!
Fonseca Show best calls Vanity Fair magazine says The Rock went viral over the weekend for purchasing a new home for his mother. The house has a Smackdown Room featuring all of The Rock's memorabilia. He says, “I had these cool built ins made and just added only a few memorabilia items-Posters, University of Miami game balls, movie awards, championship titles etc. Figured she can add whatever she wants from here. It’s my least favorite because the last thing I want to do is stand in a DJ Shrine while people look around as my mom takes them thru [sic] at all the stuff I’ve done. No thanks. But, truth is, when I’m BY MYSELF, these Smackdown rooms she creates have such positive energy and beautiful mana. Always a good reminder for me to never forget where I came and always be grateful for grind. Welcome home mom.”
Survey: ''Do you know someone, who has a special room in their house where they keep a funny or weird collection or memorabilia? If so, who? What's in the room? What's the oddest thing in the room? What do people say about it?''
This weeks email..
Dear Fonseca,
I was shocked the other day when I found a note in my mailbox from my neighbor. It read: "$22 for food for David." David is my son. Apparently, my neighbor wants money because he has been eating at her house while spending time playing video games with her son. I am outraged. I don't charge her kid for food or drinks. My husband says I should just pay the $22 and be done with it. What would you do if you were me? Should I pay up or not?
Each week Fonseca reads an email from listeners. This week we read one from California, listen and way in on what you think?
Fonseca and AMV read an email from a listener in California... listen in and tell us what you think.