Your favorite habitual offenders, Scotch, Tank and Nat are at it again with another podcast. This time they start things off with a story out of Kentucky about a couple that was married by the real-life Cocaine Bear. Next up, a man tries to get out of a speeding ticket by presenting the cop with a Get-Out-of-Jail-Free card. Then the text club weighs in on embarrassing things that you've done in front of your crush. Finally, it's everybody's favorite game "What's Your Definition?" where Tank and Scotch make up their own definitions for ridiculous words Nat picked from the Urban Dictionary.

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