Lou gets obsessed with the idea of buying fetal pigs in bulk but wonder what he might do with them. Then, lightning strikes when he decides to launch Fetal Pig Home Security. New Yorkers get nationally recognized for being rude jerks. Ethan and Lou squabble over which Derby bar they used to broadcast live from. Natalie from "The Facts of Life" drops some facts of her own as to why there will not be a reboot of the 80s sitcom.