Hao is a Taiwanese man whose wife just embarrassed him on an international stage. News just broke that Hao's wife Xuan was charging him $15 every time they had sex because she said he became "too fat" and "incompetent." Nice Xuan! Real nice. It's International Cat Day! The boys celebrate by hating cats. Danbury Mayor Roberto Alves checks in with the boys to talk San Gennaro and the bomb threat at the mall. SNL'S Fred Armisen checks in with the show ahead of his upcoming Ridgefield Playhouse gig.